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namida
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
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December 25, 2013, 10:53:52 AM »
Because we have no money to buy it with, the ex-wife took it all.
What if cats could fly but only on Tuesdays?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
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December 25, 2013, 05:23:55 PM »
A: That would be a cat-astrophe.
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
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December 26, 2013, 01:49:04 AM »
A: Because you just lost the game.
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
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December 29, 2013, 08:34:36 AM »
A: An apple
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Q: How do you escape from the zoo?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
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December 29, 2013, 08:41:12 AM »
A: Glasses and a mostauche. Only humans wear those, so they won't suspect a thing.
Q: Why is there no direct "Athlete" skill?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
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January 12, 2014, 08:58:28 AM »
A: We tried training Athletes, but they misunderstood so they turned out to be Runners and ran away.
Q: How do you fit 80 lemmings inside a Christmas pudding?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
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January 12, 2014, 10:36:37 AM »
A: The same way have four and twenty blackbirds baked in a pie.
Q: What happens to the lemmings who get caught in the vacuum cleaner traps in the bubble tileset?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
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January 12, 2014, 03:34:28 PM »
A: They turn into bubbles!
Q: How?
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January 14, 2014, 05:06:51 AM »
A: They get transported to Lemmings 3D world and become bombers. They even split into smaller bubbles!
Q: Why are lemmings better than humans?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
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January 14, 2014, 05:40:55 AM »
A: Because they don't waste time touching themselves at night.
Q: What if there was a Tractor Driver skill in Lemmings?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
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January 14, 2014, 08:27:50 AM »
A: The Tractor may squash up all the other lemmings. Be careful out there.
Q: Why can't eggs be twisted open?
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namida
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
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January 14, 2014, 08:55:36 AM »
A: Because the chickens superglue them shut.
Q: What if nuclear weapons did no damage, but just covered an equivalent area with really bad fart stench?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
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January 15, 2014, 05:33:59 AM »
People will fire stink bomb missiles at each other and even sell them.
What time is it?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
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January 16, 2014, 04:50:41 AM »
A: Not yet.
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