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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
« Reply #255 on: April 01, 2014, 02:57:59 AM »
A: I'd better lick myself
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
« Reply #256 on: April 01, 2014, 03:27:23 AM »
A: You are breaking the law of gravity and the police are on their way to arrest you.

Q: What if a lemming tried to perform all 8 skills at once?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
« Reply #257 on: July 21, 2014, 04:07:03 PM »
A: It would get an instant migraine, then it blows up and leaves all the tools behind.

Q: What has Clams got to do with Cranes?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
« Reply #258 on: September 02, 2014, 08:24:37 AM »
A: Clams are a secret power source used to make cranes work.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
« Reply #259 on: September 07, 2014, 09:59:49 AM »
A: It would be more useful than the Diver.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
« Reply #260 on: September 08, 2014, 07:35:42 PM »
Quote from: Clam on 2014-09-07 03:59:49
A: It would be more useful than the Diver.

Aww... I was going to answer "It would make a popping sound similar to that of the Bomber", but I hadn't enough time. Anyway...

A: Inside a Clock instruction booklet.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
« Reply #261 on: September 08, 2014, 09:00:52 PM »
A. That's what the Elephants uses. That's why their accounts have never been hacked.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
« Reply #262 on: September 08, 2014, 09:45:57 PM »
A: Because they don't have any builders.

Q: Why can't you directly kill lemmings?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
« Reply #263 on: September 09, 2014, 06:50:37 AM »
A. Because you're not Rasputin.

Q. What if the cloner skill turned lemmings into Clones? (i.e, the characters from the game, Clones)
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
« Reply #264 on: September 11, 2014, 05:42:41 PM »
A: They would finally find a way to eat and drink - by gulping!

Q: How much does the construction of the lemmings world cost?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
« Reply #265 on: September 14, 2014, 04:10:13 PM »
A: Approximately 404 Lemmings Dollars.

Q: How were lemmings cloned?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
« Reply #266 on: September 14, 2014, 04:55:02 PM »
A: Ask Dolly.

Q: Why on Earth were all the king's horses and all the king's men wasting their time on a careless anthropomorphic egg? Didn't they have anything better to do?
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« Reply #267 on: September 17, 2014, 10:51:31 PM »
A: Because the men tried to teach the horses how to pick up this careless anthropomorphic (and probably hot and heavy too) egg.

Q: Why do we never see lemmings walking in cities?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
« Reply #268 on: September 18, 2014, 10:39:46 PM »
A: We do. http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=T3aWPfdIeAM

Q:Where do lemmings go after Rendezvous at the Mountain?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
« Reply #269 on: September 23, 2014, 07:37:06 PM »
A: Heaven! The mountain in the middle is only the first few steps up towards Heaven.

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