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Offline namida

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
« Reply #225 on: December 25, 2013, 10:53:52 AM »
Because we have no money to buy it with, the ex-wife took it all.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
« Reply #226 on: December 25, 2013, 05:23:55 PM »
A: That would be a cat-astrophe.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
« Reply #227 on: December 26, 2013, 01:07:47 AM »
A: a black hole augh SH-Censored
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
« Reply #228 on: December 26, 2013, 01:49:04 AM »
A: Because you just lost the game.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
« Reply #229 on: December 29, 2013, 08:34:36 AM »
A: An apple ice cream sandwich. (Mmmm...)

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
« Reply #230 on: December 29, 2013, 08:41:12 AM »
A: Glasses and a mostauche. Only humans wear those, so they won't suspect a thing.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
« Reply #231 on: January 12, 2014, 08:58:28 AM »
A: We tried training Athletes, but they misunderstood so they turned out to be Runners and ran away.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
« Reply #232 on: January 12, 2014, 10:36:37 AM »
A: The same way have four and twenty blackbirds baked in a pie.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
« Reply #233 on: January 12, 2014, 03:34:28 PM »
A: They turn into bubbles!

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
« Reply #234 on: January 14, 2014, 05:06:51 AM »
A: They get transported to Lemmings 3D world and become bombers. They even split into smaller bubbles!

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
« Reply #235 on: January 14, 2014, 05:40:55 AM »
A: Because they don't waste time touching themselves at night.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
« Reply #236 on: January 14, 2014, 08:27:50 AM »
A: The Tractor may squash up all the other lemmings. Be careful out there.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
« Reply #237 on: January 14, 2014, 08:55:36 AM »
A: Because the chickens superglue them shut.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
« Reply #238 on: January 15, 2014, 05:33:59 AM »
People will fire stink bomb missiles at each other and even sell them.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
« Reply #239 on: January 16, 2014, 04:50:41 AM »
A: Not yet.

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