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Offline LemSteven

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #150 on: October 07, 2020, 12:56:17 am »
Granted!  Unfortunately, your new pet ostrich kicks you in the shin and breaks your leg.

I wish we'd have no more hurricanes this year.

Offline mantha16

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« Reply #151 on: October 07, 2020, 01:06:31 am »
granted but the weather drops to 10 degrees celsius and all shops run out of coats.

I wish my new chair didnt give me nerve pains in my legs

Offline Liebatron

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« Reply #152 on: November 20, 2020, 08:41:55 pm »
Granted! You discover that the chair isn't real *none of this is real*. You're living in a simulation. Once you know that, you're able to convince yourself that the nerve pain isn't real either, and you stop feeling it. It turns out you can 'turn off' pain signals, but there isn't really anything else you can control. You're fine with living in a simulation though, as long as the simulation is consistent... Then one day you find yourself carrying a bag of bricks, and you think "where did these come from?" And you feel an irresistible urge to stack them diagonally into a staircase...

I wish I had blueberry waffles with syrup.

Offline Minim

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« Reply #153 on: November 22, 2020, 06:10:56 am »
Granted! However, you were served an under-cooked potato waffle with blueberries on the side. Also, you were given a massive bottle of syrup which increased the price of your bill two-fold.

I wish I can get hold of the PS5.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #154 on: November 22, 2020, 07:30:09 am »
Granted. Remember the yellow light of death? Hope so.

I wish for a Mars bar.

Offline mantha16

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #155 on: November 22, 2020, 11:57:13 am »
granted but you suddenly have no teeth so have to suck the mars bars

I wish I no longer got migraines

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #156 on: November 22, 2020, 01:38:44 pm »
Your migraines are gone, but have been replaced with a condition which causes you to spontaneously vomit whenever anyone else mentions migraines.

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« Reply #157 on: November 22, 2020, 05:33:39 pm »
granted but your name is now ichotolot for realsys and you live in germany and no one speaks english and you don't speak german.

i wish someone would actually help me fix my custom sprites

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #158 on: November 24, 2020, 07:03:06 am »
Granted. This is immediately followed by a NeoLemmix update that breaks them all over again.

I wish for the Farter skill to happen.