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Title: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Wafflem on November 05, 2014, 06:19:21 PM: I've seen this topic in many other forums, and I'm thinking we could play it here.

Basically, what you do is make a wish, then the next person has to grant that wish, but in a negative way. For example:

User 1: I wish I had a huge kitchen with robotic chefs.
User 2: Granted, but those robotic chefs will glitch up and mess up your meals.

Here we go!

I wish Tricky 26 "I have a cunning plan" would be easier with a lower release rate.
Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Mariachi Skeletron Prime on November 05, 2014, 09:18:39 PM: The release rate becomes fixed at one.

I wish that Tricky 2, Taxing 30 and Mayhem 11 didn't exist.
Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Minim on November 06, 2014, 05:35:21 AM: Whatever you say boss; The levels from Tricky 2 - Taxing 30 - Mayhem 11 have been deleted. A total of 70 levels.

I wish I could cut my fingernails with a knife.
Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: exit on November 28, 2014, 03:03:23 PM: You're now playing russian roulette.

I wish that lemmings weren't so stupid and careless.
Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Minim on November 28, 2014, 07:35:52 PM: OK, I decided to lock them up in a chicken coop so that they can't get out let alone do anything stupid and careless.

I wish I could style my lemmings hair.
Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: NaOH on November 28, 2014, 09:05:43 PM: You now work in a sweatshop assembling toys for Sony.

I wish I could type without my fingers getting cold.
Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Prob Lem on November 28, 2014, 09:47:07 PM: Congratulations, your keyboard is now on fire.

I wish I could find better scissor sharpeners for my sewing box.
Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Wafflem on December 29, 2014, 03:45:29 PM: Everything else in your sewing box is traded for the scissor sharpeners.

I wish I caught all 721 Pokemon.
Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Prob Lem on December 29, 2014, 05:08:29 PM: You do, but since they're wild animals who are not best pleased about being imprisoned in ping pong balls, they promptly devour you.

I wish I could see a Grue.
Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: exit on December 29, 2014, 06:43:06 PM: You now live with a very starved Grue.

I wish that I was a vigintillionaire(10^63).
Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: namida on December 29, 2014, 10:21:09 PM: You are, but only in North Korean currency.

I wish there was a Subway store right next to my house.
Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Prob Lem on December 29, 2014, 10:47:37 PM: There is! You're now free to buy a train station of your very own! :thumbsup:

I wish there were a few more Lemmings-like games.
Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: namida on December 29, 2014, 10:56:53 PM: Granted, but they're all made by either EA Games or Ubisoft. And only on Xbox One.

I wish there was a Lemmings TV show.
Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Prob Lem on December 29, 2014, 11:03:18 PM: You get your wish, but it's about these guys (http://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.mileskelly.lemmings), and not our Lemmings.

I wish for noodles.
Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Wafflem on January 02, 2015, 07:00:09 PM: You get noodles...the kind that helps you float in swimming pools!

I wish I had the power to teleport.
Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: exit on January 02, 2015, 10:16:21 PM: You can teleport, but when you do you turn into a life-size lemming.

I wish that the sky was white so that I wouldn't have to see the clouds.
Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Wafflem on January 28, 2015, 02:27:58 AM: You can no longer tell whether it is daytime or nighttime. People will be restless, and the whole world could be affected socially, environmentally and economically.

I wish I made the biggest pepperoni pizza in the world.
Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: bsmith on August 17, 2015, 12:36:37 AM: Congratulations! Your pizza is indeed the biggest, but it is also too far overcooked to eat.

I wish I had a full head of hair.
Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: exit on August 17, 2015, 01:00:36 AM: Your hair now permanently green and made out of small coils of concertina wire (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Concertina_wire)(ouch! :evil: ). You have to cut it with industrial metal cutters or else it gets too long.

I wish my lemmings were better than yours.
Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: namida on August 17, 2015, 03:17:06 AM: Granted. Your lemmings are now permanently climbers and gliders, which has unfavorable effects in situations where these behaviours are not desirable.

I wish for a chocolate pizza.
Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Minim on August 18, 2015, 09:54:50 PM: Here you go. Despite the fact that some of the chocolate has melted and burned onto the baking tray, and that the oven had a bad smell of burning a few minutes later, I've baked your chocolate pizza.

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I want to grow flowers in my brand new garden.
Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: exit on August 21, 2015, 01:03:42 AM: Your flowers that you planted are the giant piranha plants from SMB3 giant land. And they are life size

I wish that I became the owner of the Internet.
Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: namida on August 21, 2015, 02:36:31 AM: Granted. You are very quickly arrested and given 84 consecutive life sentences because of all the illegal content on the internet.

I wish for a premium quality bottle of beer.
Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Minim on August 21, 2015, 10:45:06 AM: Here you go, I've ordered your premium quality beer online and delivered it to your home. However, after drinking it, you complained of stomach ache, nausea and having a coma because it was found to contain bleach.

I wish I could fly over the Empire State Building.
Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: namida on August 21, 2015, 12:42:12 PM: Granted. You now have a gigantic catapult.

I wish that people's heads exploded whenever they died.
Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Minim on July 11, 2016, 09:09:10 PM: Granted, although for some reason your head is bound to explode soon because it was wirelessly connected to the eldest person's head.

I want to buy some fairy lights to brighten up my bedroom.
Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Wafflem on July 12, 2016, 02:45:28 PM: These fairy lights do brighten your bedroom, but suddenly it turns dark, they grow evil red eyes that would and you hear seriously chilling, haunting music; you'll end up with a Lovecraftian-type bedroom.

I wish I had a huge Belgian waffle with chocolate chips, bananas and maple syrup for breakfast.
Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Colorful Arty on July 12, 2016, 05:10:51 PM: OK, just know that you don't have any utensils to eat it.

I wish I could choose which memories I would forget.
Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: GigaLem on July 12, 2016, 05:15:25 PM: Your wish is granted, though you do lose some good or great memories, and some important ones too (god forbid you forget a password)

Gee i wish i could run at super sonic speeds
Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Colorful Arty on July 12, 2016, 05:17:59 PM: Your wish has been granted! Unfortunately, now you MUST run at super-sonic speed any time you move.

I wish every time I had to pay for something, I could reach into my pocket and pull out the exact amount of money needed for the payment.
Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Wafflem on July 12, 2016, 05:43:56 PM: You end up paying exactly $1,124.99 on an old game that doesn't even work in Windows 10, no matter if you set it on Compatibility Mode or not. And that's all the money you have in your wallet.

Now, I wish I had utensils to eat my waffle. :P
Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Minim on July 12, 2016, 06:24:26 PM: Here you go. A nice clean pair of utensils staight from the dishwasher! However, they were so hot that when they touched your plate (http://www.cater4trade.co.uk/acatalog/eps-plate7-l.jpg) it caught fire.

I wish I could drink drive without getting myself arrested.
Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Colorful Arty on July 12, 2016, 06:30:58 PM: That's one hot dishwasher :lem-mindblown:

Very well, you can drink and drive and you will not get yourself arrested, but the police will get you arrested.

I wish for a genie lamp.
Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Wafflem on July 12, 2016, 06:33:51 PM: You get a fake plastic genie lamp.

I wish I had a flamingo that knows a ton of yo-yo tricks.
Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Minim on July 12, 2016, 06:45:49 PM: Quote from: Colorful Arty on July 12, 2016, 06:30:58 PM
That's one hot dishwasher :lem-mindblown:
LOL!

A: Here's one. Unfortunately it died after attempting to swing the yo-yo on its neck. :'(

Q: The roof of my house looks so dull, I wish I could replace it.

Quote from: Wafflem on July 12, 2016, 06:33:51 PM
You get a fake plastic genie lamp.
*The three questions I've asked so far are all referring to the most recent episode of a program called Fake Britain. Also, because of that program I was wondering if an answer like that would come up eventually.
Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Colorful Arty on July 12, 2016, 11:33:03 PM: Your roof has been replaced with cloth, now your house will get wet when it rains!

I wish for a copy of Super Mario World for the SNES.
Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: GigaLem on July 13, 2016, 08:45:33 PM: Here you go except, this cartrage seem rather....creepy there is barely any label on it, and you can only access a level called "OH GOD NO"

You know, it'll be nice if I had more space on my computer
Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Gronkling on July 13, 2016, 09:05:11 PM: ok here you go :D
(http://i.imgur.com/MxoFbIF.png)

i wish 2nd hand shops had less boring records to sort through
Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Colorful Arty on July 14, 2016, 01:18:47 AM: Second-hand shops now have NO records at all!

I wish my cat enjoyed being carried around.
Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Dullstar on July 14, 2016, 06:06:07 AM: Your cat now loves to be carried around so much that it requires you to carry it at all times. If you put the cat down, your legs and/or furniture will suffer.

I wish I had infinite money.
Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: GigaLem on July 14, 2016, 06:24:14 AM: You will eventually drown the world and the universe with cold hard cash

Hmm It would be nice if i could meet a psychic basset hound that can make green murder cubes
Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Dullstar on July 14, 2016, 06:30:02 AM: The basset hound is color blind and therefore cannot tell the difference between a red and a green cube. Expect mixups.

I wish I had an Infinite Bag of Holding, like many video game characters have.
Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Colorful Arty on July 14, 2016, 12:49:37 PM: That bag is so heavy it cannot be carried.

I wish I could get hired anywhere I wanted without needing to be interviewed.
Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Minim on August 29, 2016, 10:25:11 AM: A: You were permitted to help out in the kitchen for a day. However, you set the pot on fire while trying to cook the fish.

Q: I want a nice soft woolly jumper for the winter.
Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Colorful Arty on August 29, 2016, 12:18:45 PM: Congradulations! Now in the winter, a jumping sheep will come visit you!

I wish I had the ability to teleport.
Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: bsmith on August 29, 2016, 03:02:15 PM: Granted. You can now teleport whenever you want - but you cannot control where you end up.

I wish I could swim.
Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Minim on August 29, 2016, 04:18:14 PM: A: You went to the local swimming pool; suddenly, the water drained out just as you dived in.

Q: I'm a generous kind of person. I'd love to set up my own ice cream stall.
Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Dullstar on September 05, 2016, 04:19:45 AM: You set up an ice cream stall without issue. Unfortunately, everyone else in your area has also opened their own ice cream stall - and they're better at it! Good luck carving out enough market share to stay in business. On the bright side, you have ice cream, so at least you can eat it when the stall fails.

I wish to be better at everything than I am now.
Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Minim on September 05, 2016, 09:38:57 AM: A: You are so good at everything that you've now lost your appetite.

Q: My old bed looks boring. I wish I could buy a more colourful bed.
Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Wafflem on September 23, 2016, 03:36:42 PM: You trade the comfortness of your bed with colorful blankets and pillows. This new bed however is of low-quality, lacks memory foam and can hurt your back. You forgot to check the reviews of this bed, all of which are negatively reviewed. Unfortunately, this bed is non-refundable.

I wish I had a self-driving car (https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=4&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0ahUKEwjN7szp6KXPAhWIbB4KHfViAK4QFggnMAM&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com%2Fselfdrivingcar%2F&usg=AFQjCNHCS1XfG5B7QwZcknYOcG8oSnF0XQ).
Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: bsmith on September 23, 2016, 04:33:16 PM: Your self driving car is self-driving only when no-one is in it. Every time you park somewhere it drives itself back home and you need a cab to get yourself back.

I wish I won the lottery.
Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Wafflem on September 23, 2016, 04:59:04 PM: You won the lottery. and only get $1 as your prize.

I wish I didn't have any nightmares.
Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Colorful Arty on September 23, 2016, 05:02:22 PM: Sure thing. You can't sleep at all; that'll stop the nightmares.

I wish for A's in all of my classes.
Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Wafflem on September 23, 2016, 05:20:24 PM: All the classes you signed up for begin with the letter "A":

Advanced Accounting
Advanced Algebra
Advanced Aerospace Engineering
Advanced Anthropology
Advanced Arts and Design
Advanced Astronomy
Advanced Aviation Operations

All these classes are for a college senior except for one which is for a grad student (Aviation Operations). Good luck!

I wish none of my levels had backroutes.
Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Colorful Arty on September 23, 2016, 05:23:18 PM: I have to admit, that was a really good corruption on my wish! XD

Congratulations! Your levels now require so much precision and crowd control that they aren't fun anymore. All to seal the backroutes.

I wish I would never forget to do my homework assignments.
Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Wafflem on September 23, 2016, 05:32:18 PM: You have to do every single homework assignment on these Advanced classes that you signed up for, which in turn takes ALL your free time away from recording videos and doing Lemming Streams, making everyone in the forums super-impatient.

I wish I had a Venus Fly Trap that will eat up all the flies infesting my house.
Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Minim on September 24, 2016, 09:19:15 AM: A: You got one as a freebie. However, this one kept growing and growing, eventually eating you and your house.

Q: I wish I could travel around the world on a spaceship.
Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Wafflem on September 24, 2016, 07:37:01 PM: You eventually get captured by Area 51, and the scientists do experiments on you and your spaceship.

I wish that I can stretch like an elastic band.
Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: GigaLem on September 24, 2016, 08:49:41 PM: You're free to warp to anywhere, but there is a chance that you may need to sew a limb back on

I wish I had an arm cannon.
Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Colorful Arty on September 25, 2016, 01:18:23 AM: Here's your cannon. You are welcome to shoot arms out of it anytime you want!

I wish I could find my soulmate.
Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Minim on September 25, 2016, 06:04:32 AM: A: You've found a soulmate easily, but you've also found out she was addicted to heroin.

Q: I wish I could go to the beach without having to walk there.
Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: GigaLem on September 25, 2016, 07:19:34 AM: Your house is on an island near the beach, you must sail there mate, watch our for pirates...arrr!

I wish I had a robot dog that can become a jet, Submarine, bounce pad, or combine with me for flying and punching
Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Minim on September 25, 2016, 10:11:49 AM: A: There you go. I just bought a BigDog that could do all those things for you. However, after an hour, you caught lead poisoning after touching it.

Q: I wish all my clothes were made out of pure gold.
Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Wafflem on September 25, 2016, 01:45:26 PM: Eventually, all your gold clothes corrode and you don't have any more money to buy any new clothes (as the coins, too, have corroded and you don't have any cash/credit card/etc. as those were all stolen while you were distracted by your golden clothes).

I wish that whatever I can touch turns into chocolate (except animals and people).
Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: bsmith on September 25, 2016, 02:04:22 PM: You dive into a pool and drown when all the water turns into chocolate.

I wish my job no longer requires me to work Saturdays.
Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Wafflem on September 25, 2016, 02:10:37 PM: Every Saturday will have harsh hail, so you don't have to go to your job that day. But this in turn prevents you from doing outdoor recreational stuff or getting together with your friends. Oh yeah, and lots of things get destroyed by hail like shattered windows of houses and cars.

I wish that I wasn't allergic to flower pollen.
Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Minim on September 25, 2016, 05:52:47 PM: A: The doctor ordered you some special pollen pills. However, when you swallowed them, they were stuck in your windpipe, losing your ability to breathe.

Q: I wish I had a big greeting card signed by the creators of Lemmings.
Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: GigaLem on September 25, 2016, 08:06:04 PM: You get one signed by Sony instead

Man it would be nice if Lemmings got in Smash
Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Colorful Arty on September 25, 2016, 08:43:18 PM: The lemmings are now a single sticker in Brawl with a drop rate of .000001%.

I wish I wouldn't get copyright claims on my Youtube videos.
Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Dullstar on September 25, 2016, 10:26:20 PM: Congratulations. YouTube no longer exists.

I wish weekends were longer.
Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Wafflem on September 26, 2016, 02:30:35 AM: To make the weekends feel longer, everyone including yourself will move like sloths, and time will move REALLY slowly.

I wish I had the power to grow plants.
Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: GigaLem on September 26, 2016, 04:17:46 AM: EXTRA EXTRA! Giant venus fly trap kills garden shop owner! Read all about it!

I wish we could get a demo of Sonic Mania right now
Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Dullstar on September 26, 2016, 04:22:16 AM: In order to release it quickly, the demo is rushed and ends up being terrible.

I wish I were less indecisive.
Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: GigaLem on September 26, 2016, 04:48:34 AM: I wish i removed that red button before i granted your wish, now its a waste land

I wish Nintendo would stop with the dmcas
Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Dullstar on September 26, 2016, 07:26:55 AM: Granted, but only because they've gone out of business.

I wish I could get more sleep on weekdays.
Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Minim on September 26, 2016, 10:51:27 AM: Granted, but now you're banned from getting weekday jobs.

I wish I could see One Direction in concert without having to pay for a ticket.
Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Dullstar on September 26, 2016, 03:16:53 PM: Congratulations! You can no longer turn your head and can only look in the one direction you're facing! What, you say? But you can still turn your body and look in other directions that way? Not during a concert when you're seated - no one said the venue had standing room! There happens to be a free concert tonight in your community, so you won't be needing a ticket.

Unrelated Side Note (click to show/hide)
Also, congratulations on your 1337 posting skillz!
(http://i.imgur.com/utW2Fiy.png)
(sorry, but I found this slightly amusing :P)

I wish I had an extra hour of sleep. Accidentally set my alarm an hour early today :P (well - needed to get up an hour earlier last week Monday and forgot to change it back).
Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Wafflem on September 26, 2016, 03:33:31 PM: Daylight Savings Time has ended early, so now you get your extra hour. However, your clock and watch have not adjusted to the new hour, so that'll confuse your schedule. Oh yeah, and a lot of people are angry and grumpy due to the sudden change in time.

Oh man, it's REALLY pouring outside. I wish I had an umbrella.
Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Dullstar on September 27, 2016, 03:33:39 AM: You get the umbrella, but it doesn't help much because now it's flash flooding - and showing no signs of letting up any time soon.

I wish I had some paint.
Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Minim on September 28, 2016, 06:53:41 AM: Here's a box containing a pot of paint. However when you pick the pot up you get an electric shock.

I wish I had total control of the TV
Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: NathanBros on October 19, 2016, 06:07:44 PM: Granted. Here, take the remote.

I wish better TV content.
Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: GigaLem on October 19, 2016, 08:15:23 PM: I hope you like terrible reboots of your favorite shows

I wish I had more time on my hands
Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Minim on October 19, 2016, 09:34:52 PM: A: Here. I brought you some clocks. Now you have some time on your hands!

Q: I wish I could live with The Queen (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elizabeth_II).
Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: GigaLem on October 20, 2016, 05:42:13 AM: Here's a Queen, and a 2 of hearts

I wish i can overcool stuff
Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Minim on October 20, 2016, 06:20:23 AM: A: Granted. Now your hands are frozen, in other words completely immobile

Q: I wish I could wear lemming-shaped earrings
Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Dullstar on October 22, 2016, 01:24:13 AM: Congratulations! Your ears have been pierced, if they aren't already, so that you can wear lemming-shaped earrings. However, you still need to obtain said earrings if you don't have them already.

I wish that I had a pizza right now.
Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: GigaLem on October 22, 2016, 06:11:57 AM: Here, its better than nothing
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
(https://cdn0.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/WO_Q6fNUfCEDhdfVy27b6w3drfQ=/38x0:2511x1391/1600x900/cdn0.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/49695073/mighty_no_9.0.0.png)

I wish my computer was like new again
Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Minim on October 22, 2016, 10:59:39 AM: A: There you go. Your computer has been polished and cleaned! However for some reason the screen goes blank.

Q: I want a DVD compiling all uploaded Youtube videos related to Lemmings (http://www.lemmingsforums.net/index.php?topic=1593.0).
Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: bsmith on October 23, 2016, 12:42:18 AM: Granted, but the DVD is in a format your DVD player does not recognize.

I wish I could send Dullstar the pizza he wanted.
Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Minim on October 23, 2016, 05:33:36 AM: A: Granted, but when you tried to make the pizza, you made a mistake with the pizza base.

Q: I wish I could buy building blocks based on the Pillar Graphic set.
Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: GigaLem on October 25, 2016, 02:52:47 AM: They arrive at your door stop those they're not for playing with unfortunately

man I wish i could find an octagon
Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Dullstar on October 25, 2016, 03:55:05 AM: A mix-up at the warehouse results in you getting an octopus instead. Elsewhere, an aquarium is very confused about the polygon it has just received.

I wish for a cookie with exactly twenty-three chocolate chips.
Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Wafflem on October 25, 2016, 03:07:01 PM: You receive the twenty-three-chocolate-chip cookie, but suddenly a portion of it with a chocolate chip falls to the ground. Now you have a cookie with exactly twenty-two-chocolate-chip cookies.

I wish I could relax on a beach on a nice sunny day - no tidal waves, no storms, and no crabs to pinch me.
Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Timballisto on October 25, 2016, 11:06:00 PM: The beach is part of an ancient coast in a desert, only the ocean left a long time ago. There is no water there, just sand. It is an extremely sunny day. You are doing a great job relaxing because you have died of dehydration while trying to cross the desert.

I wish I had a piece of sod so I could use it to decorate my kitchen table.
Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: bsmith on October 28, 2016, 04:08:10 AM: You get a thick slab of prairie sod big enough to cover the table. It is so heavy your kitchen table collapses from the weight.

I wish I did not have to cook the turkey tomorrow morning.
Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Wafflem on October 28, 2016, 09:49:15 PM: The turkey eventually gets overly contaminated with bacteria and is spoiled and unsafe to eat.

I wish I had wings.
Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Colorful Arty on October 28, 2016, 10:20:54 PM: Here are your overcooked chicken wings! Also, no sauce.

I wish people would stop putting twists in my wishes.
Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: GigaLem on October 28, 2016, 10:28:26 PM: So i put in Bends instead

I wish i can read japanese
Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Wafflem on October 28, 2016, 10:30:57 PM: あなたは日本読み取ることができますが、もはや英語を読むことはできません。

Translation: (click to show/hide)
You can read Japanese but can no longer read English.

(sorry, I had to use Google Translate)

I wish I can glow in the dark.
Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Dullstar on November 02, 2016, 11:46:06 PM: Congratulations. You now glow in the dark. Hope you don't like sleeping in dark rooms. Also, your doctor is somewhat confused and concerned by this development.

I wish I had the ability to travel back a little bit in time for the purpose of avoiding scheduling conflicts (i.e. something like the Time Turner Hermione has in one of the Harry Potter books), so that I could do (thing at a certain time), then, when it's over, travel back in time to do (other thing at the same time).
Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: GigaLem on November 03, 2016, 02:16:17 AM: Congratulations you are now the voice of Sonic in
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
(http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/epicrapbattlesofhistory/images/2/24/Sonic-the-Hedgehog-2006-Box-Art.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20131116045642)
In which features a terrible time traveling story (Sounds like i just gave arty a part name)

I wish Time traveling was illegal
Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Wafflem on November 03, 2016, 03:38:19 PM: All of time is frozen, and because of that the whole world is frozen.

I feel really lonely and my sister doesn't want to come out of her room. I wish she would come out and build a snowman with me.
Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Dullstar on November 04, 2016, 07:53:09 AM: Your sister is now an only child who's built a rather morbid snowman.

I wish I could function off of less sleep.
Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: NathanBros on November 26, 2016, 03:33:57 PM: Granted, in your dreams.

I wish don't have nightmares.
Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: GigaLem on November 26, 2016, 09:26:22 PM: You removed the hardest difficulty in Doom however you still have nightmares

I wish I was a crystal gem
Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: grams88 on November 27, 2016, 12:42:46 AM: Congratulations you become a Crystal gem unable to move at all.

I wish I could have a game of basketball.
Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Dullstar on November 28, 2016, 11:25:26 PM: Granted, but the basketball court is outdoors and it's raining.

I wish weekends were much longer.
Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: GigaLem on December 24, 2016, 12:42:48 AM: We removed the weekdays, how ever the economy goes to Sh** because of it

I wish to restart 2016
Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: bsmith on January 02, 2017, 01:03:08 AM: The 2016 we had was the restarted 2016. You don't want to know what the 'bad' 2016 was like.

I wish I could complete playing my video game backlog this year.
Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Colorful Arty on February 01, 2017, 05:34:53 PM: You finished playing your backlog, but you give up sleep in the process.

I wish I could get the computer science internship I want.
Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: nin10doadict on February 02, 2017, 05:54:00 AM: You get the internship, but it's unpaid and the company goes out of business 3 weeks later.

I wish I had some cookies.
Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: GigaLem on February 02, 2017, 08:07:14 AM: Here's some cookies, but you can't eat them, you must use em on websites so sadly no yummy treats

I wish i knew how to code
Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Colorful Arty on February 02, 2017, 02:20:34 PM: You can now print "Hello World" in Pascal, largly a dead language.

I wish I could visit Ireland.
Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: NathanBros on February 07, 2017, 01:02:11 AM: Granted, but you can only ingest whisky and wear green during the trip.

I wish the above user change his avatar.
Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: GigaLem on February 07, 2017, 01:33:06 AM: You two instead switch avatars

I wish the DMA buildings were still there, instead of what they are right now
Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: PixieDreams on June 05, 2017, 02:15:22 PM: Granted, but the team there is not the original team.

I wish I could see the Eiffel Tower of Pisa.
Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: grams88 on October 21, 2017, 01:58:45 PM: Granted you can see my lego buildings whenever you want.

I wish I could live to 100.

(I've add another internet)
Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: bsmith on October 21, 2017, 03:57:29 PM: Granted, but you are bedridden for the rest of your life.

I wish I had another pecan pie.
Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Yung Gotenks on October 21, 2017, 05:13:03 PM: Granted, but you are now full so you can't eat the Pecan Pie.

I wish I had more subs on youtube
Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: nin10doadict on October 21, 2017, 10:20:32 PM: Granted! You get more subs but they never watch or comment on your videos.
I wish I was better at finding backroutes in levels.
Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: grams88 on October 21, 2017, 10:45:13 PM: Absolutely your wish is granted you know all the backroutes to the sega master version of lemmings only.

I wish that a brand new great lemmings game came out soon.
Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Dullstar on October 23, 2017, 04:21:06 AM: Nintendo buys Lemmings from Sony and releases an amazing Lemmings game! Unfortunately, because it is now a Nintendo IP, they begin flexing their lawyers over every fan work, ever.

I wish there were more hours in a day.
Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: grams88 on October 23, 2017, 12:19:51 PM: Sure that is allowed but only thing is that the life expectancy will be a lot shorter than what it is now.

I wish that the shops were selling the old atomic fireball sweets, they were tasty.
Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: bsmith on October 23, 2017, 02:32:10 PM: You find a shop selling the old atomic fireball sweets. But they are indeed old and have lost all their flavor.

I wish fish sticks were easier to cook.
Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: GigaLem on October 23, 2017, 07:48:43 PM: You can cook fish on sticks easier now, however you're only able to cook the stick, the fish stays raw

I wish I had the Phantom ruby
Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Yung Gotenks on October 23, 2017, 09:28:28 PM: Granted, but you messed with time so much that the police eventually ended up finding you in the present and ultimately, you ended up getting thrown in prison with the ruby confiscated.

I wish Nintendo didn't have to take down every fan-game they see, but still had another way to protect their IPs.
Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: grams88 on February 05, 2018, 12:42:57 AM: Granted Nintendo won't be removing any fan game as they will be on a very low budget.

I wish the death penalty never existed. (Sorry for getting political)
Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Nessy on February 05, 2018, 01:11:28 AM: Done! Death penalty? What death penalty? The death penalty never existed. However, its absence creates a chain of events that spans out through space and time in a butterfly effect that leads to all types of punishments to be banned, and all types of punishments being banned only leads to more effects that will still be felt thousands of years from now!

I wish that this wish won't get corrupted...
Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: GigaLem on February 05, 2018, 01:17:08 AM: I guess the means the game is over.

Deletes Save file

New Game! I wish I could get my projects done in a second
Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: bsmith on February 05, 2018, 05:16:37 AM: Granted. You can now successfully complete any project on the second of the month, but that day is the only day of the month you will be able to finish anything. I hope you don't have more than 12 projects in a year to do.

I wish I did not keep typing the letter 'm' whenever I want to type a comma.
Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Nessy on February 05, 2018, 04:12:31 PM: Done! You no longer type an "m" when you want to type a comma. In fact you get so confident you don't bother with spell checking anymore...

...but now you start to type in a comma by mistake whenever you want to type an "m"! Your sentences are now starting to have strange co,,a pauses spread out rando,ly in the ,iddle of your sentences. Too bad you don't spell check any,ore.

I wish I had found and joined this forum sooner.
Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Nepster on February 05, 2018, 05:46:09 PM: Sure, you found www.lemmingsforums.net four years ago... but at that time, all that was there to see was a "404 - Webpage does not exist", so you never looked again.

I wish I had this week as an additional vacation from work.
Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Minim on November 27, 2019, 07:53:36 AM: Granted. However, you ended up barred from the job because somebody has taken your vacancy. You were out of work until the date shown in this post.

I wish I could see the world through a pair of contact lenses
Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: bsmith on November 28, 2019, 06:22:27 AM: Granted, but the contact lenses are nowhere near your prescription so all you see is a blurry mess.

I wish I worked at a company with better management.
Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Minim on November 29, 2019, 08:29:12 AM: Granted, but the managers always turn up late because of heavy traffic. Also, your only printer broke down today.

I'm getting so bored of drinking orange juice, I wish I could drink all the different coloured juices.
Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: nin10doadict on November 30, 2019, 05:20:22 AM: Granted, but none of those juices actually taste good. In fact they're rather foul.

I wish I could get motivated to work on Lemmings projects again.
Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Nessy on December 01, 2019, 01:39:31 AM: Granted! Your motivation to work on Lemmings has reached a peak... but the levels you make during this never come out just the way you want them to :(

I wish I was in a (healthy) relationship.
Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: grams88 on April 13, 2020, 11:48:57 PM: Yes that wish has been granted Nessy, you are in a healthy relationship but you have to work long hours to survive money wise.

I want to get back to a normal life.
Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: mantha16 on May 11, 2020, 01:23:41 AM: granted you now are back to a normal life

but Donald Trumps normal life.

I wish I was slimmer.
Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: WillLem on May 11, 2020, 05:07:03 PM: Congratulations, you are now a skeleton.

I wish I had a DeLorean.
Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: mantha16 on May 11, 2020, 07:36:10 PM: Congratulations you now have a Delorean but its stuck in 1988

I wish there was a less time consuming way to make lemming sprites
Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Nessy on May 11, 2020, 11:07:18 PM: Granted! ... but with this new and less consuming way to make sprites you make too many that half of the forum forgets what the original sprites were like which leads to a giant civil war on what the original Lemmings look like.

I don't wish for anything.
Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: mantha16 on May 12, 2020, 12:07:59 AM: granted but all your random passing thoughts become true.

I wish I had money
Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Nessy on May 12, 2020, 02:20:34 AM: Granted! ... but WillLem managed to find the Delorean back in 1988, accidentally crash it in 2020, and cause a rupture in the space-time continuum that caused the collapse of society therefore making money worthless.

I wish my voice wasn't so cringy on YouTube.
Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LemSteven on September 27, 2020, 05:07:12 AM: Congratulations, you've just been banned from YouTube!

I wish there were no hidden icicle traps in ONML.
Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: WillLem on September 27, 2020, 11:53:39 PM: Consider it done: everything but icicle traps is now invisible.

I wish Manchester United were as good as they used to be.
Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Minim on October 01, 2020, 04:35:49 PM: A: The current champions' starting eleven have signed up to join Manchester United! However, the club also had points deducted for administration along with other various rule violations.

Q: I wish that it would snow outside.
Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LanaAndCo on October 02, 2020, 10:56:14 AM: Your wish is granted : the Earth is now under eternal winter! It's very cold everywhere, everything is buried under snow and water is now ice.

I wish that a traditionally animated Lemmings cartoon existed...
Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: mantha16 on October 02, 2020, 05:02:40 PM: granted animated lemmings is now one of the greatest shows ever animated, but its only available in North Korea.

I wish my new chair was already put together.
Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: WillLem on October 03, 2020, 04:59:27 AM: No problem. Your new chair has been put together, but all your other furniture has been taken apart.

I wish I had a pet ostrich.
Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LemSteven on October 07, 2020, 12:56:17 AM: Granted! Unfortunately, your new pet ostrich kicks you in the shin and breaks your leg.

I wish we'd have no more hurricanes this year.
Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: mantha16 on October 07, 2020, 01:06:31 AM: granted but the weather drops to 10 degrees celsius and all shops run out of coats.

I wish my new chair didnt give me nerve pains in my legs
Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Liebatron on November 20, 2020, 08:41:55 PM: Granted! You discover that the chair isn't real *none of this is real*. You're living in a simulation. Once you know that, you're able to convince yourself that the nerve pain isn't real either, and you stop feeling it. It turns out you can 'turn off' pain signals, but there isn't really anything else you can control. You're fine with living in a simulation though, as long as the simulation is consistent... Then one day you find yourself carrying a bag of bricks, and you think "where did these come from?" And you feel an irresistible urge to stack them diagonally into a staircase...

I wish I had blueberry waffles with syrup.
Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Minim on November 22, 2020, 06:10:56 AM: Granted! However, you were served an under-cooked potato waffle with blueberries on the side. Also, you were given a massive bottle of syrup (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Syrup#/media/File:7-Up_Bottlers_Flavor_jug.jpg) which increased the price of your bill two-fold.

I wish I can get hold of the PS5.
Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: namida on November 22, 2020, 07:30:09 AM: Granted. Remember the yellow light of death? Hope so.

I wish for a Mars bar.
Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: mantha16 on November 22, 2020, 11:57:13 AM: granted but you suddenly have no teeth so have to suck the mars bars

I wish I no longer got migraines
Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: WillLem on November 22, 2020, 01:38:44 PM: Your migraines are gone, but have been replaced with a condition which causes you to spontaneously vomit whenever anyone else mentions migraines.

I wish I could win a NeoLemmix level contest.
Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: mantha16 on November 22, 2020, 05:33:39 PM: granted but your name is now ichotolot for realsys and you live in germany and no one speaks english and you don't speak german.

i wish someone would actually help me fix my custom sprites
Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: namida on November 24, 2020, 07:03:06 AM: Granted. This is immediately followed by a NeoLemmix update that breaks them all over again.

I wish for the Farter skill to happen.