Corrupt-a-Wish

[Wafflem]

You end up paying exactly $1,124.99 on an old game that doesn't even work in Windows 10, no matter if you set it on Compatibility Mode or not. And that's all the money you have in your wallet.

Now, I wish I had utensils to eat my waffle.

[Minim]

Here you go. A nice clean pair of utensils staight from the dishwasher! However, they were so hot that when they touched your plate it caught fire.

I wish I could drink drive without getting myself arrested.

[Colorful Arty]

That's one hot dishwasher

Very well, you can drink and drive and you will not get yourself arrested, but the police will get you arrested.

I wish for a genie lamp.

[Wafflem]

You get a fake plastic genie lamp.

I wish I had a flamingo that knows a ton of yo-yo tricks.

[Minim]

That's one hot dishwasher

LOL!

A: Here's one. Unfortunately it died after attempting to swing the yo-yo on its neck.

Q: The roof of my house looks so dull, I wish I could replace it.

You get a fake plastic genie lamp.

*The three questions I've asked so far are all referring to the most recent episode of a program called Fake Britain. Also, because of that program I was wondering if an answer like that would come up eventually.

[Colorful Arty]

Your roof has been replaced with cloth, now your house will get wet when it rains!

I wish for a copy of Super Mario World for the SNES.

[GigaLem]

Here you go except, this cartrage seem rather....creepy there is barely any label on it, and you can only access a level called "OH GOD NO"

You know, it'll be nice if I had more space on my computer

[Gronkling]

ok here you go


i wish 2nd hand shops had less boring records to sort through

[Colorful Arty]

Second-hand shops now have NO records at all!

I wish my cat enjoyed being carried around.

[Dullstar]

Your cat now loves to be carried around so much that it requires you to carry it at all times. If you put the cat down, your legs and/or furniture will suffer.

I wish I had infinite money.

[GigaLem]

You will eventually drown the world and the universe with cold hard cash

Hmm It would be nice if i could meet a psychic basset hound that can make green murder cubes

[Dullstar]

The basset hound is color blind and therefore cannot tell the difference between a red and a green cube. Expect mixups.

I wish I had an Infinite Bag of Holding, like many video game characters have.

[Colorful Arty]

That bag is so heavy it cannot be carried.

I wish I could get hired anywhere I wanted without needing to be interviewed.

[Minim]

A: You were permitted to help out in the kitchen for a day. However, you set the pot on fire while trying to cook the fish.

Q: I want a nice soft woolly jumper for the winter.

[Colorful Arty]

Congradulations! Now in the winter, a jumping sheep will come visit you!

I wish I had the ability to teleport.