Corrupt-a-Wish

[Minim]

A: You've found a soulmate easily, but you've also found out she was addicted to heroin.

Q: I wish I could go to the beach without having to walk there.

[GigaLem]

Your house is on an island near the beach, you must sail there mate, watch our for pirates...arrr!

I wish I had a robot dog that can become a jet, Submarine, bounce pad, or combine with me for flying and punching

[Minim]

A: There you go. I just bought a BigDog that could do all those things for you. However, after an hour, you caught lead poisoning after touching it.

Q: I wish all my clothes were made out of pure gold.

[Wafflem]

Eventually, all your gold clothes corrode and you don't have any more money to buy any new clothes (as the coins, too, have corroded and you don't have any cash/credit card/etc. as those were all stolen while you were distracted by your golden clothes).

I wish that whatever I can touch turns into chocolate (except animals and people).

[bsmith]

You dive into a pool and drown when all the water turns into chocolate.

I wish my job no longer requires me to work Saturdays.

[Wafflem]

Every Saturday will have harsh hail, so you don't have to go to your job that day. But this in turn prevents you from doing outdoor recreational stuff or getting together with your friends. Oh yeah, and lots of things get destroyed by hail like shattered windows of houses and cars.

I wish that I wasn't allergic to flower pollen.

[Minim]

A: The doctor ordered you some special pollen pills. However, when you swallowed them, they were stuck in your windpipe, losing your ability to breathe.

Q: I wish I had a big greeting card signed by the creators of Lemmings.

[GigaLem]

You get one signed by Sony instead

Man it would be nice if Lemmings got in Smash

[Colorful Arty]

The lemmings are now a single sticker in Brawl with a drop rate of .000001%.

I wish I wouldn't get copyright claims on my Youtube videos.

[Dullstar]

Congratulations. YouTube no longer exists.

I wish weekends were longer.

[Wafflem]

To make the weekends feel longer, everyone including yourself will move like sloths, and time will move REALLY slowly.

I wish I had the power to grow plants.

[GigaLem]

EXTRA EXTRA! Giant venus fly trap kills garden shop owner! Read all about it!

I wish we could get a demo of Sonic Mania right now

[Dullstar]

In order to release it quickly, the demo is rushed and ends up being terrible.

I wish I were less indecisive.

[GigaLem]

I wish i removed that red button before i granted your wish, now its a waste land

I wish Nintendo would stop with the dmcas

[Dullstar]

Granted, but only because they've gone out of business.

I wish I could get more sleep on weekdays.