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Offline Clam

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You know you've played too much Lemmings when...
« on: August 17, 2009, 11:14:33 AM »
I found this thread once when I was looking through the old (really old) forums, and I figured now is a good time to bring it back since... well, you know.


You know you've played too much Lemmings when...

You tell people that your house was built using the brick tileset.
Your standard response when someone asks you for help is "Just a minute!"
You keep a bear trap and 10 ton weight handy, just in case.
You have a flashing "OUT" sign above your front door.

and, of course...
You take a week of in an attempt to preserve your sanity.
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Re: You know you've played too much Lemmings when...
« Reply #1 on: August 17, 2009, 12:14:46 PM »
You see a traffic warden holding his arms out and think you have to turn round.
You think you can jump off cliffs safely if you carry an umbrella (don't try this at home!)
You're afraid of going out in the snow in case there are icicle traps.
You wonder how anyone manages to make horizontal bridges and whether it's a glitch.
You blow yourself up if you're not going to get home in time because it makes no difference anyway.
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Re: You know you've played too much Lemmings when...
« Reply #2 on: August 17, 2009, 01:07:27 PM »
Quote from: Clam Spammer on 2009-08-17 05:14:33
You know you've played too much Lemmings when...

You tell people that your house was built using the brick tileset.

Yeah, I have played too much lemmings because I made the level "Brick layered lemming house".
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Re: You know you've played too much Lemmings when...
« Reply #3 on: August 17, 2009, 02:30:40 PM »
Quote from: Clam Spammer
Your standard response when someone asks you for help is "Just a minute!"

Haha, subtle. I like that one. :)

You know you have played too much Lemmings when you shout "Yippee!" (or go "Bwok!") when you return home.
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Re: You know you've played too much Lemmings when...
« Reply #4 on: August 17, 2009, 03:31:00 PM »
"Bwok?" What do you mean by that?
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Re: You know you've played too much Lemmings when...
« Reply #5 on: August 17, 2009, 03:36:25 PM »
It's how I remembered the original home sound at the time of posting that, but it sounds closer to "Boing!", thinking about it. :P
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Re: You know you've played too much Lemmings when...
« Reply #6 on: August 17, 2009, 04:41:55 PM »
I always described it as "Dawh". xD
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Re: You know you've played too much Lemmings when...
« Reply #7 on: August 18, 2009, 03:46:51 AM »
You know you've played too much Lemmings when...

... You can't make it through a day without humming at least ten choruses of Lemmings music.
... Your entire diet consists of Lemming Drops, Pea Soup and Diet Lemmingaid.
... You yell, "Basher!" in a squeaky voice and start pounding on walls or doors, hoping to break through.
... Your greatest fear is getting eaten by a giant lizard.
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Re: You know you've played too much Lemmings when...
« Reply #8 on: August 18, 2009, 09:31:20 AM »
You write a program that spits out all the words to "Ten Green Bottles".

Would you believe I actually had to do this today for my course work? :D
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Re: You know you've played too much Lemmings when...
« Reply #9 on: August 18, 2009, 05:20:56 PM »
Are you serious?!

You know you've played too much Lemmings when your opinion on an OS can be based on its reaction to .dat files in a folder (because Lemmings uses them!).  To my knowledge, my old XP installation is the only OS that ever reacted like that.
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Re: You know you've played too much Lemmings when...
« Reply #10 on: August 19, 2009, 12:46:14 AM »
You know you've played too much Lemmings when...

You serch it on you tube
you play them with toys
you draw pics of them (even the gameplay)
you pretent you buid the stairs climb,over the railing and so dose your little sis
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Re: You know you've played too much Lemmings when...
« Reply #11 on: August 19, 2009, 08:22:20 AM »
When you only walk in a straight line, and if you're turning, only in 90/180 degree angles. (too much L3D :P)
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Re: You know you've played too much Lemmings when...
« Reply #12 on: September 05, 2009, 10:14:54 AM »
In case our new forumers haven't seen this yet...

You've played this game just a little too much, and it's impacting on your life in some rather unusual ways. Like...


-You check the position of your house on the town map and declare it "invalid" because it doesn't line up with the grid.
   - You then demand it be moved so that it does.

-You see someone standing still next to a wall and try to walk through it.

-You apply for a job at the Steel Works.
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Re: You know you've played too much Lemmings when...
« Reply #13 on: September 05, 2009, 05:12:16 PM »
Quote from: Clam Spammer on 2009-09-05 04:14:54
-You apply for a job at the Steel Works.

LOL!

You know you have played too much Lemmings when you post on the Lemmings Forums and hit SuperLemming!
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Re: You know you've played too much Lemmings when...
« Reply #14 on: September 05, 2009, 05:43:02 PM »
Quote from: Dullstar on 2009-09-05 11:12:16
You know you have played too much Lemmings when you post on the Lemmings Forums and hit SuperLemming!

Um... probably not, there could be more posts by someone on the Off Topic Discussion forums.

Quote from: Dullstar on 2009-09-05 11:12:16
Quote from: Clam Spammer on 2009-09-05 04:14:54
-You apply for a job at the Steel Works.

LOL!

Oh yeah! :thumbsup: That is the funniest and best ever joke.
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