Post your REALLY bad puns here!

[Colorful Arty]

A board for posting bad puns exclusively. For example:

Honeycomb levels are really BEE-utiful aren't they?

[Proxima]

Level title from my Cheapo sets: "This title is a Lem pun"

[GigaLem]

I can't BEE-lieve how much we groaned during that stream, if i were a sheep i'd say it was Baaaaaaaaaaad

[Colorful Arty]

It's said one large brewery waters down their beer. The customers are none the weiser.

[chaos_defrost]

I have a lot of wonderful puns, you can even call them punderful ones.

.... that's a Spoonerism, wait, never mind. Wrong thread.

[GigaLem]

I have a lot of wonderful puns, you can even call them punderful ones.

.... that's a Spoonerism, wait, never mind. Wrong thread.

pardon my french but

fork you

[Colorful Arty]

Arrow jokes always get to the point quickly.

[GigaLem]

Arrow jokes always get to the point quickly.

Took that one to the knee

[CosmicLemming]

What do you get when a Lemming and a Clam make a baby?

A CLEM!

[Colorful Arty]

If you're having trouble programming in C, I can give you a few pointers.

[Simon]

Such as char *izard;

-- Simon

[Colorful Arty]

have you no int *egrity;

[Colorful Arty]

Allergies are nothing to sneeze at.

[Colorful Arty]

Say what you will about Claude Monet, but he knew how to make a good impression.

[Colorful Arty]

A man walks into a bar and exclaims, "There's a large group of cattle on Main Street!" Everyone in the bar rushed to Main Street and see them, but there were no cows there. People asked the man "where are the cows? Didn't you see them before you told us?" The man looked sheepish and replied "No, I thought that's what someone told me, but I must have herd them wrong."