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Title: Post your REALLY bad puns here!
Post by: Colorful Arty on October 03, 2016, 01:14:52 AM
A board for posting bad puns exclusively. For example:

Honeycomb levels are really BEE-utiful aren't they?
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Post by: Proxima on October 03, 2016, 01:15:49 AM
Level title from my Cheapo sets: "This title is a Lem pun"
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Post by: GigaLem on October 03, 2016, 01:24:03 AM
I can't BEE-lieve how much we groaned during that stream, if i were a sheep i'd say it was Baaaaaaaaaaad
Title: Re: Post your REALLY bad puns here!
Post by: Colorful Arty on October 03, 2016, 01:24:30 AM
It's said one large brewery waters down their beer. The customers are none the weiser.
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Post by: chaos_defrost on October 03, 2016, 01:47:10 AM
I have a lot of wonderful puns, you can even call them punderful ones.

.... that's a Spoonerism, wait, never mind. Wrong thread.
Title: Re: Post your REALLY bad puns here!
Post by: GigaLem on October 04, 2016, 03:46:47 AM
I have a lot of wonderful puns, you can even call them punderful ones.

.... that's a Spoonerism, wait, never mind. Wrong thread.

pardon my french but

fork you
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Post by: Colorful Arty on October 08, 2016, 02:19:51 AM
Arrow jokes always get to the point quickly.
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Post by: GigaLem on October 08, 2016, 09:26:29 PM
Arrow jokes always get to the point quickly.

Took that one to the knee
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Post by: CosmicLemming on October 09, 2016, 06:14:36 AM
What do you get when a Lemming and a Clam make a baby? :-[:8():

A CLEM!
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Post by: Colorful Arty on October 09, 2016, 07:47:58 PM
If you're having trouble programming in C, I can give you a few pointers.
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Post by: Simon on October 09, 2016, 08:45:40 PM
Such as char *izard;

-- Simon
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Post by: Colorful Arty on October 09, 2016, 10:45:09 PM
have you no int *egrity;
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Post by: Colorful Arty on November 02, 2016, 03:13:21 PM
Allergies are nothing to sneeze at.
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Post by: Colorful Arty on November 16, 2016, 05:04:34 AM
Say what you will about Claude Monet, but he knew how to make a good impression.
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Post by: Colorful Arty on January 14, 2017, 09:40:28 PM
A man walks into a bar and exclaims, "There's a large group of cattle on Main Street!" Everyone in the bar rushed to Main Street and see them, but there were no cows there. People asked the man "where are the cows? Didn't you see them before you told us?" The man looked sheepish and replied "No, I thought that's what someone told me, but I must have herd them wrong."
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Post by: Colorful Arty on February 03, 2017, 04:29:50 PM
Guitar amps are the current trend.

Shocking isn't it?

Ohm my gosh, these puns are bad.
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Post by: GigaLem on February 03, 2017, 10:09:19 PM
You know when Torque shot down the dreadnought, this is what he said to himself

"gee Brev, Im Dreadfully sorry about your Dreadnought"
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Post by: nin10doadict on February 04, 2017, 02:24:05 AM
Actually seems to me that he was naught sorry at all
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Post by: LemSteven on February 06, 2017, 11:48:56 AM
Recently one of my coworkers totaled his car when a doe jumped out on the highway in front of him.

My initial reaction upon hearing the news: "Oh, deer!"

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Post by: Colorful Arty on February 06, 2017, 08:57:29 PM
That's going to cost a few bucks. D'oh!
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Post by: GigaLem on February 07, 2017, 05:20:28 AM
At least you buckled up
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Post by: PixieDreams on May 02, 2017, 07:13:34 AM
Don't spell part backwards. It's a trap.
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Post by: Colorful Arty on August 28, 2017, 12:44:28 PM
On the rare occasion someone makes a steak pun, it's never well done.
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Post by: mobius on August 28, 2017, 11:11:33 PM
^ that kind of pun is quite rare.
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Post by: Colorful Arty on August 28, 2017, 11:13:29 PM
You got a beef with my pun? XD
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Post by: GigaLem on August 29, 2017, 05:47:06 AM
I got no beef with it, its just down to the bone
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Post by: Colorful Arty on September 09, 2017, 12:45:09 AM
Hardware puns are quite... riveting.

Nailed it!
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Post by: Nessy on September 09, 2017, 01:28:14 AM
I couldn't nail that hardware pun... I'm screwed!
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Post by: Proxima on September 09, 2017, 01:31:23 AM
Two hardware puns in a row. I'm board already.
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Post by: Colorful Arty on September 09, 2017, 01:35:17 AM
Three in a row? That puts a wrench in things!
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Post by: nin10doadict on September 09, 2017, 02:23:23 AM
Sure, let's just keep hammering these out.
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Post by: Colorful Arty on September 09, 2017, 03:22:37 AM
I'd better bolt before I strain myself thinking of more high-caliber puns.
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Post by: lemfan101 on September 09, 2017, 12:02:59 PM
I thought some of those puns would make me laugh, but no pun in ten did.