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Off-Topic Boards => General Discussion => Topic started by: Colorful Arty on October 03, 2016, 01:14:52 AM
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A board for posting bad puns exclusively. For example:
Honeycomb levels are really BEE-utiful aren't they?
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Level title from my Cheapo sets: "This title is a Lem pun"
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I can't BEE-lieve how much we groaned during that stream, if i were a sheep i'd say it was Baaaaaaaaaaad
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It's said one large brewery waters down their beer. The customers are none the weiser.
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I have a lot of wonderful puns, you can even call them punderful ones.
.... that's a Spoonerism, wait, never mind. Wrong thread.
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I have a lot of wonderful puns, you can even call them punderful ones.
.... that's a Spoonerism, wait, never mind. Wrong thread.
pardon my french but
fork you
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Arrow jokes always get to the point quickly.
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Arrow jokes always get to the point quickly.
Took that one to the knee
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What do you get when a Lemming and a Clam make a baby? :-[:8():
A CLEM!
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If you're having trouble programming in C, I can give you a few pointers.
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Such as char *izard;
-- Simon
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have you no int *egrity;
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Allergies are nothing to sneeze at.
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Say what you will about Claude Monet, but he knew how to make a good impression.
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A man walks into a bar and exclaims, "There's a large group of cattle on Main Street!" Everyone in the bar rushed to Main Street and see them, but there were no cows there. People asked the man "where are the cows? Didn't you see them before you told us?" The man looked sheepish and replied "No, I thought that's what someone told me, but I must have herd them wrong."
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Guitar amps are the current trend.
Shocking isn't it?
Ohm my gosh, these puns are bad.
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You know when Torque shot down the dreadnought, this is what he said to himself
"gee Brev, Im Dreadfully sorry about your Dreadnought"
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Actually seems to me that he was naught sorry at all
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Recently one of my coworkers totaled his car when a doe jumped out on the highway in front of him.
My initial reaction upon hearing the news: "Oh, deer!"
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That's going to cost a few bucks. D'oh!
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At least you buckled up
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Don't spell part backwards. It's a trap.
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On the rare occasion someone makes a steak pun, it's never well done.
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^ that kind of pun is quite rare.
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You got a beef with my pun? XD
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I got no beef with it, its just down to the bone
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Hardware puns are quite... riveting.
Nailed it!
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I couldn't nail that hardware pun... I'm screwed!
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Two hardware puns in a row. I'm board already.
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Three in a row? That puts a wrench in things!
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Sure, let's just keep hammering these out.
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I'd better bolt before I strain myself thinking of more high-caliber puns.
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I thought some of those puns would make me laugh, but no pun in ten did.