Author Topic: Post your REALLY bad puns here! (Read 12732 times)

Colorful Arty · « **on:** October 03, 2016, 01:14:52 AM »

A board for posting bad puns exclusively. For example:

Honeycomb levels are really BEE-utiful aren't they?

Proxima · « **Reply #1 on:** October 03, 2016, 01:15:49 AM »

Level title from my Cheapo sets: "This title is a Lem pun"

GigaLem · « **Reply #2 on:** October 03, 2016, 01:24:03 AM »

I can't BEE-lieve how much we groaned during that stream, if i were a sheep i'd say it was Baaaaaaaaaaad

Colorful Arty · « **Reply #3 on:** October 03, 2016, 01:24:30 AM »

It's said one large brewery waters down their beer. The customers are none the weiser.

chaos_defrost · « **Reply #4 on:** October 03, 2016, 01:47:10 AM »

I have a lot of wonderful puns, you can even call them punderful ones.

.... that's a Spoonerism, wait, never mind. Wrong thread.

GigaLem · « **Reply #5 on:** October 04, 2016, 03:46:47 AM »

Quote from: Insane Steve on October 03, 2016, 01:47:10 AM

I have a lot of wonderful puns, you can even call them punderful ones.

.... that's a Spoonerism, wait, never mind. Wrong thread.

pardon my french but

fork you

Colorful Arty · « **Reply #6 on:** October 08, 2016, 02:19:51 AM »

Arrow jokes always get to the point quickly.

GigaLem · « **Reply #7 on:** October 08, 2016, 09:26:29 PM »

Quote from: Colorful Arty on October 08, 2016, 02:19:51 AM

Arrow jokes always get to the point quickly.

Took that one to the knee

CosmicLemming · « **Reply #8 on:** October 09, 2016, 06:14:36 AM »

What do you get when a Lemming and a Clam make a baby?

A CLEM!

Colorful Arty · « **Reply #9 on:** October 09, 2016, 07:47:58 PM »

If you're having trouble programming in C, I can give you a few pointers.

Simon · « **Reply #10 on:** October 09, 2016, 08:45:40 PM »

Such as char *izard;

-- Simon

Colorful Arty · « **Reply #11 on:** October 09, 2016, 10:45:09 PM »

have you no int *egrity;

Colorful Arty · « **Reply #12 on:** November 02, 2016, 03:13:21 PM »

Allergies are nothing to sneeze at.

Colorful Arty · « **Reply #13 on:** November 16, 2016, 05:04:34 AM »

Say what you will about Claude Monet, but he knew how to make a good impression.

Colorful Arty · « **Reply #14 on:** January 14, 2017, 09:40:28 PM »

A man walks into a bar and exclaims, "There's a large group of cattle on Main Street!" Everyone in the bar rushed to Main Street and see them, but there were no cows there. People asked the man "where are the cows? Didn't you see them before you told us?" The man looked sheepish and replied "No, I thought that's what someone told me, but I must have herd them wrong."

Colorful Arty · « **Reply #15 on:** February 03, 2017, 04:29:50 PM »

Guitar amps are the current trend.

Shocking isn't it?

Ohm my gosh, these puns are bad.

GigaLem · « **Reply #16 on:** February 03, 2017, 10:09:19 PM »

You know when Torque shot down the dreadnought, this is what he said to himself

"gee Brev, Im Dreadfully sorry about your Dreadnought"

nin10doadict · « **Reply #17 on:** February 04, 2017, 02:24:05 AM »

Actually seems to me that he was naught sorry at all

LemSteven · « **Reply #18 on:** February 06, 2017, 11:48:56 AM »

Recently one of my coworkers totaled his car when a doe jumped out on the highway in front of him.

My initial reaction upon hearing the news: "Oh, deer!"

Colorful Arty · « **Reply #19 on:** February 06, 2017, 08:57:29 PM »

That's going to cost a few bucks. D'oh!

GigaLem · « **Reply #20 on:** February 07, 2017, 05:20:28 AM »

At least you buckled up

PixieDreams · « **Reply #21 on:** May 02, 2017, 07:13:34 AM »

Don't spell part backwards. It's a trap.

Colorful Arty · « **Reply #22 on:** August 28, 2017, 12:44:28 PM »

On the rare occasion someone makes a steak pun, it's never well done.

mobius · « **Reply #23 on:** August 28, 2017, 11:11:33 PM »

^ that kind of pun is quite rare.

Colorful Arty · « **Reply #24 on:** August 28, 2017, 11:13:29 PM »

You got a beef with my pun? XD

GigaLem · « **Reply #25 on:** August 29, 2017, 05:47:06 AM »

I got no beef with it, its just down to the bone

Colorful Arty · « **Reply #26 on:** September 09, 2017, 12:45:09 AM »

Hardware puns are quite... riveting.

Nailed it!

Nessy · « **Reply #27 on:** September 09, 2017, 01:28:14 AM »

I couldn't nail that hardware pun... I'm screwed!

Proxima · « **Reply #28 on:** September 09, 2017, 01:31:23 AM »

Two hardware puns in a row. I'm board already.

Colorful Arty · « **Reply #29 on:** September 09, 2017, 01:35:17 AM »

Three in a row? That puts a wrench in things!

nin10doadict · « **Reply #30 on:** September 09, 2017, 02:23:23 AM »

Sure, let's just keep hammering these out.

Colorful Arty · « **Reply #31 on:** September 09, 2017, 03:22:37 AM »

I'd better bolt before I strain myself thinking of more high-caliber puns.

lemfan101 · « **Reply #32 on:** September 09, 2017, 12:02:59 PM »

I thought some of those puns would make me laugh, but no pun in ten did.