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Offline namida

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Ask a stupid question, get a serious answer.
« on: December 25, 2013, 10:56:34 AM »
Now, you all seem to like the stupid answer game, and this one worked really well on another board. It's the same as the stupid question stupid answer, except you try to answer the stupid question as seriously as you can.

Let's start it with the same question as the stupid answer one started from.

Q: Why do lemmings have green hair?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a serious answer.
« Reply #1 on: December 25, 2013, 05:35:03 PM »
A: Because the creators of Lemmings made it that way.

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« Reply #2 on: December 25, 2013, 07:57:37 PM »
Because different fur color doesn't mean the body will function differently.

Why snakes look like worms?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a serious answer.
« Reply #3 on: December 26, 2013, 01:50:03 AM »
A: Because both evolved in parallel to have long legless bodies due to the pressures of natural selection.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a serious answer.
« Reply #4 on: December 26, 2013, 11:37:24 AM »
A: Because their wings are too small and their body is too big.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a serious answer.
« Reply #5 on: January 02, 2014, 12:00:01 AM »
Because God thought it would be better if the Earth had at least one intelligence species.

Why isn't it 2013 anymore?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a serious answer.
« Reply #6 on: January 04, 2014, 08:40:58 PM »
A: Because it's now 2014. Happy new year everyone!

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a serious answer.
« Reply #7 on: January 05, 2014, 05:49:34 PM »
A: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWXiNqD5B_k

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a serious answer.
« Reply #8 on: January 21, 2014, 12:14:18 AM »
Because no level was made that requires the sound of a fart and the smell it produces in order to solve it.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a serious answer.
« Reply #9 on: January 21, 2014, 12:43:49 AM »
A: Because that would be creepy
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a serious answer.
« Reply #10 on: January 22, 2014, 10:17:24 AM »
Because your parents had lots of sex.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a serious answer.
« Reply #11 on: January 23, 2014, 09:46:56 AM »
A: We all would freeze to death.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a serious answer.
« Reply #12 on: January 24, 2014, 01:10:15 AM »
A: A serious answer to that question.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a serious answer.
« Reply #13 on: January 24, 2014, 02:53:22 AM »
You just did.

Where's air?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a serious answer.
« Reply #14 on: January 29, 2014, 10:47:53 PM »
A: It's actually everywhere, our eyes are just not functioned to see air.

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