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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
« Reply #45 on: August 02, 2009, 12:37:34 PM »
OK. I will accept "Go screw yourself" and "Oh My God" and "Heck" but nothing else.
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
« Reply #46 on: August 02, 2009, 02:23:35 PM »
No, that's my whole point. "Go screw yourself" is no less offensive than "Go [f-word] yourself", it simply uses a different word to express the exact same meaning.

Anyway, let's get back on topic... reposting the last question:

Q: How many people on earth are older than John McCain?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
« Reply #47 on: August 02, 2009, 06:51:23 PM »
How many more forum games do you plan on ruining!   ><img src=" title="Angry" class="smiley" /> ><img src=" title="Angry" class="smiley" /> ><img src=" title="Angry" class="smiley" />

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
« Reply #48 on: August 02, 2009, 06:56:55 PM »
... It's clearly used as a joke, and "*******", if even a swear word at all (I don't believe it is), is a VERY tame one.
That's a bad word, and it's not tame at all.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
« Reply #49 on: August 02, 2009, 08:40:04 PM »
No, that's my whole point. "Go screw yourself" is no less offensive than "Go [f-word] yourself", it simply uses a different word to express the exact same meaning.

Anyway, let's get back on topic... reposting the last question:

Q: How many people on earth are older than John McCain?
Namida, I'm on your side.  I don't really care about swears.  We've all seen them before, and I've gotten to the point where I'm not even close to offended.  The way I run this forum, I couldn't care less whether you use 'em.  We just have a few people that need to lighten up and learn to ignore.

Btw.  I'll continue the game.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
« Reply #50 on: August 02, 2009, 09:19:51 PM »
A: No, it's a spider crawling along my bedroom wall.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
« Reply #51 on: August 03, 2009, 06:13:00 AM »
A: It depends on whether it has to climb walls along the way.

A: Why does this question have an A instead of a Q?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
« Reply #52 on: August 03, 2009, 06:15:10 AM »
A: I's just a statement, probably

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
« Reply #53 on: August 03, 2009, 07:06:15 AM »
A: Kday.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
« Reply #54 on: August 03, 2009, 10:11:16 AM »
A: My spider from yesterday.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
« Reply #55 on: August 03, 2009, 10:16:08 AM »
A: None of them. It was actually the ducks.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
« Reply #56 on: August 03, 2009, 10:21:11 AM »
A: Because 9 1 2 7

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
« Reply #57 on: August 03, 2009, 12:38:43 PM »
A: Because triangular boxes would be weird.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
« Reply #58 on: August 03, 2009, 04:18:51 PM »
A: I know who's speaking!

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
« Reply #59 on: August 04, 2009, 01:20:46 AM »
A:  White enough to be classified as white.

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