5 word story

[tumble_weed]

you all know the drill...

"The little Lemmings went to...

[Andi]

...tumble_weed, because he was spamming...  ;D

[Timballisto]

then T_W petted their heads.

[tumble_weed]

Which they thought was quite...

[Lemika]

interesting, and so they threw

[Andi]

there arms right after it.

[Lemika]

The new lack of arms

[Andi]

caused heavily problems with the

[Lemika]

effectiveness of their exploits. Then

[Andi]

...Andi added some smilies.   Everyone....

[namida]

waited for mention of streetlights. {EOS}

[Lemika]

None came. All were glad.

[Andi]

Lemmy gave it a kick. This

[namida]

caused it to mega-multiply. "What?"...

[namida]

But then a streetlight appeared. {EOS}

[Liebatron]

lemmy said "i've tasted better"...

O_o O_o(as in, " i've tasted better streetlights"

[namida]

after eating a poisoned streetlight. {EOS}

[Lemika]

Since it was poisoned, he

[G3K]

...lost 5HP for every step...

[Lemika]

and eventually got to -10.

[Mr. K]

He turned green and puked.

[Lemika]

And then he died. However,

[Mr. K]

...he had earned a 1-Up...

[Andi]

so it was possible for

[Ice_Eagle91]

him to die once only.

[tumble_weed]

But his brother was very...

[Mr. K]

wicked and took the 1-up.

[namida]

This caused Lemmy to fart. {EOS}

[Andi]

"Oh my god!" said Lemmy.

[namida]

Then his god appeared. Andi...

[Lemika]

showed Lemmy a video of

[Andi]

"How to piss 'a-specific-person' off".

[Mr. K]

Then, Lemmy pissed someone off.

[Liebatron]

it worked.4 lightbulbs said

[Ice_Eagle91]

: "No more bad words, please!"

[namida]

Bad word armies attacked IceEagle. {EOS}

[Mr. K]

Lemmy just sat and watched.

[Andi]

Bill Gates mutated to a/an

[Mr. K]

Monster who hunted for Linux.

[namida]

Meanwhile, the badwords PWNED IceEagle.

[Lemika]

Lemmy became The Slayer. This

[namida]

meant nothing when he mined. {EOS}

[Mr. K]

Tux ran over Lemmy. "Help!"

(BTW, Tux is the linux penguin)

[Lemika]

Lemmy screamed, and fell through

[Ice_Eagle91]

. IceEagle came here and said:

"Is it possible to stop this story and pass it to another one? It's not a story, it's DEATH!!!"

(No really. From now on, let's not make bad happenings to other members, especially when it's death.)

[Andi]

In a way you are right. But it's fun.

[Lemika]

[I never make bad things happen to other members. Just Lemmy. Lemmy is not a member of this forum, as far as I know. Lemmy is a character in the story, so he can die and have horrible things happen to him, right? ]

a trap door. It was

[Mr. K]

the portal to "Save Me."

[namida]

But "Save Me" didn't exist...

[Andi]

so he had to go

[Lemika]

somewhere else instead. He went

[Mr. K]

to "We All Fall Down."

[namida]

Lemmy had no digger skill,...

[Andi]

so he passed by cheating.

[Lemika]

He cracked up about it.

[Ice_Eagle91]

Then someone shackled that...Lemmy!

[Lemeri]

Then someone shackled that...Lemmy!

huh?

[namida]

Lemmy got PWN'd by Lemeri...

[Lemika]

which gave him an allergy.

[namida]

Lem'ka attempted to kill Lemeri...

[Lemika]

[How many times do I have to say this? Stop making other people do things!]

which worked. Blood everywhere. Then...

[Lemeri]

Lemeri, being of the undying,

[Lemika]

could not die. Lemmy killed

[Edit - I thought Lemeri wrote Lemmy ]

[Lemeri]

the great dragon Igackdl'tark, a

[Lemika]

a fearsome black wyrm t'was.

[Ice_Eagle91]

(a a fearsome black wyrm t'was? That's not sense!)

"A a" is really nonsense.

[Shadow_94]

It really stinks a lot.

[Mr. K]

It stinks cause Lemmmy farted.

[Lemika]

Lemmy noticed a black hole.

[Lemeri]

He promptly stuck his head...

[Andi]

in it and suddenly he

[Ice_Eagle91]

shouted: "MAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!" Then he coughed.

[namida]

Then 2+2 changed to Sharks. {EOS}

[Lemeri]

So a band of frost...

[Lemika]

giants threw stones at Lemmy.

[Lemeri]

A man named broken Khree...

[Lemika]

broke Lemmy's leg. Lemmy hated

[Lemeri]

the evil monk for the

[Lemika]

broken limb. He roared loudly.

[Lemeri]

"Shut it!" Khree bellowed, and

[Lemika]

slapped Lemmy across the face.

[G3K]

Lemmy didn't like that. "I'm...

[Lemeri]

getting angry at you, Khree!"

[Liebatron]

said a broken hose bottle.

[Andi]

"What are you doing here?"

[namida]

a retarded chicken asked Lemmy.

[Lemika]

Lemmy killed it wrathfully, then

[Lemeri]

Obould-who-was Gruumsh killed

[Lemika]

Lemmy, but he once again

[Lemeri]

returned, to live again. CAPTAIN-

[Lemika]

he was cut off. Lemmy

[Timballisto]

wished for some red bones.

[Ice_Eagle91]

They strangled Lemmy. The end...

[G3K]

...would most likely never come.

[Ice_Eagle91]

A blue dragon came and...

[namida]

turned into a red dragon. {EOS}

[Ice_Eagle91]

It shot out blue flames...

[Andi]

which made the flowers growing.


This is the 1000^th post in this forum!

[Ice_Eagle91]

Then it's party time! WOHOO!!!

[namida]

"This is my dog," said

[Mr. K]

a robot called Bob. He...

[Andi]

through the dog towards Lemmy.

[Mr. K]

Lemmy stomped on the dog.

[Lemika]

With a sickening crack, it

[Lemeri]

exploded, and out of it...

[Lemika]

crawled a battered and torn

[Lemeri]

Lemming. It was the evil...

[Lemika]

Lemkoo! All were horrified! And

[Lemeri]

soon dead. This was sad.

[Liebatron]

very sad.several pickles said,

[Lemeri]

"Eat me! EEEAAAAT MEEEE!" and

[Lemika]

they got their pathetic wish.

[Lemeri]

"That was good" Garl remarked.

[Ice_Eagle91]

"Very good indeed!" Then they...

[Andi]

started to jump around in

[Mr. K]

paper sacks full of water.

[Ice_Eagle91]

And a fluid container! EEW!!!

[Louise]

But none prevailed. So instead,

[Ice_Eagle91]

they swam to the bottomless...

(Louise...is that avatar...really you?)

[Lemeri]

pool of magma. This made...

[Louise]

quite an impression. Nobody knew...

(Ice_Eagle...no it isn't...why the dot-dot-dots? It's one I found on google, and looks weird anyway because the forum put it out of shape! I'll eventually have a better one up, when I get/make/find one.)

[Lemeri]

what a Synracan'scraton was, so

[G3K]

Everyone still enjoyed Gothcon 04.

[Lemika]

there was much confused frustration.

[Lemeri]

"Frools!" the Synracan'scraton cried "I-

[Lemika]

am dying today!" they were

[Lemeri]

bemused by a color. It

[Lemika]

sparkled oddly and hypnotised them.

[Lemeri]

"Wha-" the Synracan'scraton wondered. Then

[Lemika]

it died in a heap.

[Lemeri]

There was a party. Everyone

[Lemika]

wore black and screamed insults.

[Timballisto]

Pieces of dust moved 0.000000000000000000000175".

[Lemika]

This annoyed people. They gunned

[namida]

They were centimetres from oblivion. {EOS}

[Lemika]

That doesn't work, Steaver.

down everyone in site. Then

[namida]

We must have posted at the same time.

If you swap the order, it works fine.

[Lemeri]

little green people down. But

[Lemika]

they also returned to live

[Lemeri]

again. This made even more

[Lemika]

sense once they saw that

[Ice_Eagle91]

they were really annoying us!

[Lemeri]

So the police stopped the

[Liebatron]

car that was exploding

[Lemeri]

from hitting the fence. But

[Liebatron]

several drawers fell out of

[Lemeri]

the trunk, in which was

[Liebatron]

lots and lots of cash

[Lemeri]

"Hey!" the police yelled, and

[Liebatron]

killed a bee that got

[Lemeri]

cought in their guns. The

[Ice_Eagle91]

guns then turned into honey.

[Liebatron]

honey tastes sweet so several

[Lemeri]

dogs ate the guns. The

[Liebatron]

dim radioactive slugde pickle

[Lemeri]

killed the driver and the

[Liebatron]

steering wheel turned on it's

[Lemeri]

Z axis. This weirded a

[Ice_Eagle91]

dim radioactive slugde pickle

Dumb_lem, that was four words!

lot of people. They mutated...

[Liebatron]

pickle out of his mind

[Lemeri]

and into a little grape.

[Liebatron]

That ate a shelf in

[Ice_Eagle91]

the Mediterranian sea. "Tasty!" said...

[Liebatron]

so they sold it. it

[Ice_Eagle91]

("Tasty!" said so they sold it on? Dumb_lem! Please modify your last post!)

[Liebatron]

sold badly. very badly. stock

[Ice_Eagle91]

it all on a lot...

[Lemika]

is very poor advice. Nobody

[Lemeri]

likes a zombie, except for

[G3K]

...necrophiliacs, whose attraction scares me.

[Lemika]

They like them too much.

[Lemeri]

But one day a Zombie

[Lemika]

stalked out of a cupboard

[Lemeri]

in the house of a

[Lemika]

rich man. He did not

[Lemeri]

kill Saablic Tan that day.

[Lemika]

He killed him later. The

[Lemeri]

red wizard died. Later that

[Lemika]

day, the forgotten zombie did

[Mr. K]

not take a shower. He

[Ice_Eagle91]

smelled like a lemming. WEIRD!

[Lemeri]

But that wasn't half of

[Ice_Eagle91]

the smell. That half smells...

[Louise]

much worse. But never mind,

[namida]

the retarded chickens will survive. {EOS}

[Lemika]

Except for the atom bomb.

[Lemeri]

Which, of course, is not

[Lemika]

being built for that purpose,

[Lemeri]

But it caused a global

[Lemika]

nuclear fallout that killed them.

[Lemeri]

Why? Because DeadLemming2004 tampered it.

[Lemika]

Alas, it killed him also.

[Lemeri]

Or would have, but he

[Lemika]

executed a daring backwards leap.

[Lemeri]

Into the stasis chamber. So

[Lemika]

he was frozen in time.

[Lemeri]

And so was Xan Kriegor.

[Lemika]

Mortimer McMire mocked them. Then

[Lemeri]

Xan killed McMire after breaking

[Louise]

the speed limit. Sirens squaked,

[Lemeri]

and a car ran over

[Lemika]

a Lemming crossing the street.

[Lemeri]

The driver jumped out, and

[Ice_Eagle91]

got bloodshed. Blue blood came

[Lemika]

pouring out from under the

[Louise]

edge of the sofa. Everyone

[Lemika]

was fascinated by it. They

[Andi]

started to laugh at the

[Ice_Eagle91]

bleeding driver, who saw a...

[G3K]

...brand new Ford Fiesta idling...

[Ice_Eagle91]

the bleeding driver. But then...

[Andi]

he realised it was too

[Lemika]

much trouble to save himself.

[Andi]

So he decided to suicide.

//edit: OMG! What a scary story! XD

[Lemika]

He failed, so the law

[Ice_Eagle91]

arrested him. For 90 years...

[Lemeri]

he rotted in prison. Then

[Ice_Eagle91]

he became an ancient fossil. &#A0;

[Lemika]

He was dug up millions

[Mr. K]

of seconds later. They threw

[Lemeri]

pitch on his grave until

[Lemika]

his decaying skeleton emerged from

[Louise]

the ashes of success. Bunnies

[Lemika]

bit the heads of many

[namida]

small and strange looking frogs.

edit by admin
Watch your words!

[Lemeri]

The dead man staggered off.

[Ice_Eagle91]

He soon got bloodshed! Whoa!

[Lemeri]

Then he fell in a

[Ice_Eagle91]

hole full of korma. Then...

[Louise]

He died. For real now.

[Ice_Eagle91]

A zombie-who-is-so-ugly-and-repulsive-as-an-olive-that-everyone-died appeared and killed...

(That's five words, okay?)

[Andi]

That's not really 5 words, but anyway....

...the first one he saw.

[Ice_Eagle91]

(Yes it is! Due to the use of hyphen, that's five words. Btw, it's That's, not That'.)

The one he killed was...

[Andi]

Ooops. But we shouldn't use that hyphen-stuff.

... the minister of glory. He

[Ice_Eagle91]

then ate a slimy donut.  

[Lemeri]

The conversation turned ugly. The

[Ice_Eagle91]

stories turned ugly, too.   Then...

[Louise]

the 'Lemmings Universe(/Forums)' crew decided

[Ice_Eagle91]

to make the discussion board...

[Andi]

looking more like a beautiful

[Ice_Eagle91]

place to discuss lots of...

[namida]

social issues involving retarded chickens....

[Ice_Eagle91]

, streetlights, donuts, chain-posters, stories, and...

[namida]

selfdestructing bridges over acid rivers. {EOS}

[Ice_Eagle91]

And game-over screens that we...

[namida]

would always see G3K getting. {EOS}

[Ice_Eagle91]

One from Sonic Advance, one...

[G3K]

...which hated cliches a lot...

[Ice_Eagle91]

, one from Eye Toy: Groove,

(You know that game, don't you?)

[Lemeri]

and one from Fury 3x.

[Lemika]

The worst of the lot.

[Ice_Eagle91]

In the museum were game-over...

[dark_phoenix]

signs that said that there

[Ice_Eagle91]

are people who are very...

[Lemika]

dedicated to their work. Masses

[Ice_Eagle91]

of game-over-screens were very magnificent.

[Lemika]

Eventually the people grew tired

[Louise]

of the five word story.

[Lemeri]

So they held a public

[Lemika]

execution, and blood flowed everywhere.

[Ice_Eagle91]

Then Ynmel licked all blood...  

[Lemeri]

off the stage, and a

[Ice_Eagle91]

cow tried to smell Ynmel.

[Lemeri]

The public killed them both.

[Ice_Eagle91]

But then Starfox and Zelda...

[Lemeri]

had a dreadful feast with

[Lemika]

the remains of the deceased.

[Lemeri]

"These remians suck" Starfox declared.

[Lemika]

"Food and blood!" he added.

[Lemeri]

"The food of kings!" They

[Lemika]

chorused, slamming their mugs down.

[Lemeri]

So then they all left.

[Lemika]

The corpses of the dead

[Lemeri]

were piled high that day.

[Lemika]

And banners flew from turrets

[Ice_Eagle91]

then flew into Zelda's face.

[Lemeri]

Zelda fell off the turret.

[Ice_Eagle91]

Then she broke all of...

[Lemeri]

the bones in her body.

[Louise]

"Euyuch!" she exclaimed. "I'm squishy!"  

[Ice_Eagle91]

Then she became a jellyfish.

[Lemeri]

She got caught and eaten

[Lemika]

by a ravenous purple squid.

[Lemeri]

It was the end. A

[Lemika]

Vorticon Mothership loomed over the

[Lemeri]

Earth, and rained death, in

[Lemika]

large quantities of uranium. Unfortunately,

[Lemeri]

the planet blew up, killing

[Lemika]

all lifeforms residing upon it.

[Lemeri]

"Your time is done, primates!"

[Ice_Eagle91]

said a Pokemon named Rayquaza.

[Lemeri]

Who was really a Doppleganger,

[Lemika]

and throttled the being known

[Lemeri]

as Harley 'The Mag-GOT' Johnson,

[Ice_Eagle91]

the meanest one on Earth.

[Lemika]

They partied on his grave.

[Ice_Eagle91]

But then the ghost killed

[Lemika]

them, ripping apart many of

[Ice_Eagle91]

their flesh, spleen, ribs, heart,

[Lemika]

and discovered the lungs were

[Ice_Eagle91]

very stinky as a boot.

[Lemeri]

A talking meat loaf killed

[Lemika]

a ketchup bottle, which resulted

[Ice_Eagle91]

to weird, gross stuff that

[Lemeri]

kicked the rat that ate

[Lemika]

the organs on the dirt.

[Ice_Eagle91]

And the blood cakes. YUCK!!!!!

[hydraboxdog]

Then Jimmy McLemming came and

[Louise]

swept them all away. Rain

[G3K]

...poured down for a minute...

[Lemeri]

, and when it was gone,

[Lemika]

there was only grim desolation.

[namida]

Someone made "Oblivion Xtreme", which...

[Lemeri]

hurt like anything. The surviving

[Ice_Eagle91]

lemmings have lots of forgetfulness.

[Lemeri]

A mad car driver died.

[Ice_Eagle91]

He died of a disease.

[Lemeri]

He died in the mud.

[Ice_Eagle91]

A mud of oblivion, that

[Lemeri]

engulfed his soul in evil.

[Ice_Eagle91]

He was a virus now.

[Lemeri]

Hated and feared by all.

[Ice_Eagle91]

His name was Dr. Robotnik.

[Lemeri]

Sonic The Hedgehog destoyed him.

[Ice_Eagle91]

And Tails and Knuckles, too.

[Lemeri]

Tails and Knuckles were destroyed.

[Louise]

They couldn't hide glittery puddings.

[Lemeri]

The puddings were made from

[hydraboxdog]

The bodies of dead lemmings.

[Ice_Eagle91]

And Tails and Knuckles, too.

[Lemeri]

Some Nali ate it. It

[Ice_Eagle91]

tasted like korma. Then Nali

[Liebatron]

they also died. it was

[Ice_Eagle91]

a horrible experience to see.

[Liebatron]

people cheered for the tragedy.

[Ice_Eagle91]

Except a girl named Hecate.

[Liebatron]

who was walking backwards to

[Ice_Eagle91]

absorb sorrow and pain from

[Liebatron]

a post off between ice_eagle

[Ice_Eagle91]

(DUMB LEM!!!!)

. So then Hecate used magic

[Liebatron]

(whaddid i do?)


to destroy the sith.they

[Ice_Eagle91]

(You put my name in the story. Please! No members in the story!)

laughed at Hecate for doing

[Liebatron]

this was supposed to be like the magic wars and lemmings story,


three vercingetorixs marched to troy

[Ice_Eagle91]

(This is the 5 word story, not the magic wars or lemmings story!)

. Hecate then absorbed pain and

[Liebatron]

(oops) X_X

three castles fell at once.

[Ice_Eagle91]

Then Hecate got squished and

[Liebatron]

(yer fast)

all the people bought carbon

[Ice_Eagle91]

(you too!  )

monoxide containers, then suddenly died.  

[Liebatron]

(tanx)
the carbon was poisoned so

[Ice_Eagle91]

(Thanks, too!)

then Hecate was revived, because

[Liebatron]

yer welc

the people were afraid because

[Ice_Eagle91]

(You too!   )

of Hecate, who used magic

[Liebatron]

tanx


the people hated magic for

[Ice_Eagle91]

(You're welcome! That's enough, okay! &#A0;)

the ugliest fairies on earth.

[Liebatron]

k

the fairies flew to mars.

[Ice_Eagle91]

But then they all died.

[Liebatron]

cheaters didn't like that so

[Ice_Eagle91]

they all revived the fairies.

[Liebatron]

and they came back from

[Ice_Eagle91]

came back from mars, so

[Liebatron]

people rejoiced by eating slugs

[Ice_Eagle91]

They tasted like Earthworm Jim.  

[Lemika]

The people died of it.

[Lemeri]

Earthworm Jim fell and splatted.

[Ice_Eagle91]

Then Overall man Mario appeared.

[Lemeri]

And he fell and splatted,

[Ice_Eagle91]

And his overalls were soon

[Lemeri]

covered with his own blood.

[Lemika]

His head was smashed like

[Lemeri]

a bowl of eggs. The

[Ice_Eagle91]

spleen, heart, brain, eyes, ribs,

[Lemeri]

are the same. The brain

[Ice_Eagle91]

however, was lookin' really odd.

[Lemeri]

A couple of guys bought

[Lemika]

a sharpened, metal trowel to

[Ice_Eagle91]

dig in the stinkiest ground.

[Lemeri]

Overall Man Mario became undead.

[Lemika]

And he terrorized the public.

[Ice_Eagle91]

By using his ugly overalls,

[Lemeri]

to trip them up, and

[Ice_Eagle91]

force them to wear them.

[Lemeri]

Commander keen showed up, and

[Ice_Eagle91]

ripped out Mario's ugly overalls.  

[Lemeri]

"Die, Captain Keen!" Mario sneered.

[Ice_Eagle91]

But then Mario farted loud.

[Lemeri]

He crushed Commander Keen's face.

[Ice_Eagle91]

Then he kissed his overalls.

[Lemeri]

Then the story left Mario,

[Ice_Eagle91]

who kissed his overalls everytime.

[Lemeri]

A big 'ol pie fell

[Ice_Eagle91]

on his overalls. Then a

[Lemeri]

Semi truck hit him. Bang.

[Ice_Eagle91]

KABOOM!!! Then Luigi appeared and

[Lemeri]

died horrible. They buried him.

[Ice_Eagle91]

And his ugly overalls, too.

[Lemeri]

Then they dug a grave.

[Ice_Eagle91]

A grave of Mario's overalls.

[Lemeri]

For Mario's overalls, that is.

[Ice_Eagle91]

The ghost of Mario's overalls

[Lemeri]

Left the house of Jack.

[Ice_Eagle91]

Then entered a nerd's house.

[Lemeri]

Then the sewer man fell

[Ice_Eagle91]

on Luigi's overalls. He puked.

[Lemeri]

He got the dry heaves.

[Ice_Eagle91]

But then he smashed them.

[Lemeri]

But that act proved fatal.

[Ice_Eagle91]

It was very, very fatal.

[Lemeri]

Then Sonic the Hedgehog resigned.

[Ice_Eagle91]

And Miles "Tails" Prower too.

[Lemeri]

And Knuckles, the feindish dog.

[Ice_Eagle91]

And Shadow the Hedgehog, too.

[Lemeri]

There was a bloodbath, and

[Louise]

everyone got soaked in blood.

[Lemeri]

This scared a bunch of

[Ice_Eagle91]

the lemmings that are mellow.

[Lemeri]

And yellow. They drank blood.

[Louise]

With cocktails. And Martinis. And

[Ice_Eagle91]

the poop of Shrek. Really!

( )

[Lemeri]

Well, not actually. It was

[Ice_Eagle91]

a bunch of stinky overalls.

[Lemeri]

Taken from Mario's corpse. But

[Ice_Eagle91]

the overalls smelled like iguanas.

[dark_phoenix]

The iguanas smelt like mint.

[Lemeri]

But not for very long.

[Louise]

They all *beep*ing blew up.

[dark_phoenix]

"Really?" asked George W. Bush.

[Lemeri]

Then a Lemming crossed the

[Louise]

line for tastefulness and logic.

[Ice_Eagle91]

But that lemming sniffed milk.

[Timballisto]

A piece of dirt died.

[Lemeri]

but really was never alive

[Timballisto]

Therefore the dirt was undead.

[Lemeri]

The dirt got cast in

[Timballisto]

A thimble that was magical.  (um......don't ask)

[Lemeri]

It was enchanted to make

[Lemika]

a plague sweep the world.

[Lemeri]

It killed every single being.

[Lemika]

And good riddance to them.

[Lemeri]

They all sucked. But one

[Lemika]

such Lemming foresaw his own

[Lemeri]

death, and walked the land

[Lemika]

before the cataclysm. The Lemming

[dark_phoenix]

soon was dead. His ghost

[Lemika]

founded a club for evil

[Lemeri]

vampires who all voted to

[Lemika]

hang him from the yardarm.

[Lemeri]

The highest one, of course.

[Lemika]

And they did it, too.

[Lemeri]

Then they had a party.

[Lemika]

They got drunk on fine

[Lemeri]

imported Russian booze. Vodka and

[Lemika]

other such things. They also

[Lemeri]

Danced, for they had 600

[Lemika]

hours of nightlife before them.

[Lemeri]

They emptied their clips, and

[Lemika]

sprayed some more lead. Then

[Lemeri]

all ate deviled ham. It

[Lemika]

was such vile slop that

[Lemeri]

shot it full of lead, untill

[dark_phoenix]

the whisky bottles broke and

[Ice_Eagle91]

stabbed itself on the top.

[dark_phoenix]

The whisky leaked everywhere, including

[Ice_Eagle91]

the slimiest salad dressing from

[dark_phoenix]

Venezuela. The Venezuelens were angry

[Lemeri]

, so they shouted "You'll pay!"

[Louise]

"Do you accept credit cards?"

[Lemeri]

"No, I'm sorry. We don't"

[Lemika]

"Oblivion express, sir," snarled the

[dark_phoenix]

Lemfatal. Her hair suddenly changed

[Lemika]

into murderous lizards. It strangled

[dark_phoenix]

the credit cards. Soon everyone

[Lemeri]

was rolling in mud, like

[hydraboxdog]

the fifteen giant bouncing aardvarks.

[dark_phoenix]

The ants all died of fear.

[Lemika]

A new type of life

[dark_phoenix]

appeared. They were called post-its.

[hydraboxdog]

The Post-its ate all the

[dark_phoenix]

pencils. The world was ruined.

[Louise]

But then, cheapie pens appeared!

[Ice_Eagle91]

The pens kissed the teachers.

[dark_phoenix]

The students fainted. The principal

[hydraboxdog]

just ate a red hotdog.