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5 word story
« on: July 06, 2004, 04:01:20 PM »
you all know the drill...

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Re: 5 word story
« Reply #1 on: July 06, 2004, 05:49:40 PM »
...tumble_weed, because he was spamming...  ;D

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Re: 5 word story
« Reply #2 on: July 07, 2004, 12:51:03 AM »
then T_W petted their heads.

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Re: 5 word story
« Reply #3 on: July 07, 2004, 03:28:11 PM »
Which they thought was quite...

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Re: 5 word story
« Reply #4 on: July 07, 2004, 04:58:15 PM »
interesting, and so they threw

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Re: 5 word story
« Reply #5 on: July 07, 2004, 05:01:04 PM »
there arms right after it.

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Re: 5 word story
« Reply #6 on: July 07, 2004, 05:01:53 PM »
The new lack of arms

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« Reply #7 on: July 07, 2004, 05:32:12 PM »
caused heavily problems with the

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Re: 5 word story
« Reply #8 on: July 07, 2004, 06:01:17 PM »
effectiveness of their exploits. Then

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Re: 5 word story
« Reply #9 on: July 07, 2004, 06:23:30 PM »
...Andi added some smilies.  :D Everyone....

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Re: 5 word story
« Reply #10 on: July 07, 2004, 11:30:12 PM »
waited for mention of streetlights. {EOS}
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Re: 5 word story
« Reply #11 on: July 08, 2004, 03:11:01 PM »
None came. All were glad.

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Re: 5 word story
« Reply #12 on: July 09, 2004, 11:15:06 PM »
Lemmy gave it a kick. This

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Re: 5 word story
« Reply #13 on: July 09, 2004, 11:24:35 PM »
caused it to mega-multiply. "What?"...
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Re: 5 word story
« Reply #14 on: July 09, 2004, 11:58:44 PM »
But then a streetlight appeared. {EOS}
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Re: 5 word story
« Reply #15 on: July 10, 2004, 02:14:56 AM »
lemmy said "i've tasted better"...

O_o O_o(as in, " i've tasted better streetlights"

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Re: 5 word story
« Reply #16 on: July 10, 2004, 05:10:35 AM »
after eating a poisoned streetlight. {EOS}
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Re: 5 word story
« Reply #17 on: July 10, 2004, 01:43:44 PM »
Since it was poisoned, he

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Re: 5 word story
« Reply #18 on: July 10, 2004, 01:55:11 PM »
...lost 5HP for every step...

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Re: 5 word story
« Reply #19 on: July 10, 2004, 05:50:30 PM »
and eventually got to -10.

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Re: 5 word story
« Reply #20 on: July 10, 2004, 06:09:01 PM »
He turned green and puked.

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Re: 5 word story
« Reply #21 on: July 10, 2004, 07:05:51 PM »
And then he died. However,

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Re: 5 word story
« Reply #22 on: July 10, 2004, 07:24:35 PM »
...he had earned a 1-Up...

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Re: 5 word story
« Reply #23 on: July 10, 2004, 07:35:22 PM »
so it was possible for

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Re: 5 word story
« Reply #24 on: July 10, 2004, 11:49:21 PM »
him to die once only.

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Re: 5 word story
« Reply #25 on: July 11, 2004, 10:25:40 AM »
But his brother was very...

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Re: 5 word story
« Reply #26 on: July 11, 2004, 11:48:47 AM »
wicked and took the 1-up.

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Re: 5 word story
« Reply #27 on: July 11, 2004, 12:19:19 PM »
This caused Lemmy to fart. {EOS}
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Re: 5 word story
« Reply #28 on: July 11, 2004, 03:22:16 PM »
"Oh my god!" said Lemmy.

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Re: 5 word story
« Reply #29 on: July 11, 2004, 11:41:16 PM »
Then his god appeared. Andi...
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Re: 5 word story
« Reply #30 on: July 12, 2004, 03:47:11 PM »
showed Lemmy a video of

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Re: 5 word story
« Reply #31 on: July 12, 2004, 04:36:06 PM »
"How to piss 'a-specific-person' off".

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Re: 5 word story
« Reply #32 on: July 12, 2004, 09:07:18 PM »
Then, Lemmy pissed someone off.

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Re: 5 word story
« Reply #33 on: July 13, 2004, 02:12:20 AM »
it worked.4 lightbulbs said

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Re: 5 word story
« Reply #34 on: July 13, 2004, 04:12:53 AM »
: "No more bad words, please!"

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Re: 5 word story
« Reply #35 on: July 13, 2004, 11:19:42 AM »
Bad word armies attacked IceEagle. {EOS}
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Re: 5 word story
« Reply #36 on: July 13, 2004, 11:49:38 AM »
Lemmy just sat and watched.

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« Reply #37 on: July 13, 2004, 12:21:31 PM »
Bill Gates mutated to a/an

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Re: 5 word story
« Reply #38 on: July 13, 2004, 12:36:17 PM »
Monster who hunted for Linux.

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Re: 5 word story
« Reply #39 on: July 13, 2004, 01:08:26 PM »
Meanwhile, the badwords PWNED IceEagle.
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Re: 5 word story
« Reply #40 on: July 13, 2004, 02:25:49 PM »
Lemmy became The Slayer. This

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Re: 5 word story
« Reply #41 on: July 13, 2004, 03:05:17 PM »
meant nothing when he mined. {EOS}
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Re: 5 word story
« Reply #42 on: July 13, 2004, 07:18:43 PM »
Tux ran over Lemmy. "Help!"

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Re: 5 word story
« Reply #43 on: July 13, 2004, 08:50:17 PM »
Lemmy screamed, and fell through

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Re: 5 word story
« Reply #44 on: July 13, 2004, 11:35:18 PM »
. IceEagle came here and said:

"Is it possible to stop this story and pass it to another one? It's not a story, it's DEATH!!!"

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« Reply #45 on: July 14, 2004, 08:55:46 AM »
In a way you are right. But it's fun. :D

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Re: 5 word story
« Reply #46 on: July 14, 2004, 06:01:26 PM »
[I never make bad things happen to other members. Just Lemmy. Lemmy is not a member of this forum, as far as I know. Lemmy is a character in the story, so he can die and have horrible things happen to him, right? :P]

a trap door. It was

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Re: 5 word story
« Reply #47 on: July 15, 2004, 11:27:34 AM »
the portal to "Save Me."

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« Reply #48 on: July 15, 2004, 12:38:14 PM »
But "Save Me" didn't exist...
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« Reply #49 on: July 15, 2004, 03:02:58 PM »
so he had to go

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Re: 5 word story
« Reply #50 on: July 15, 2004, 06:31:53 PM »
somewhere else instead. He went

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Re: 5 word story
« Reply #51 on: July 16, 2004, 11:07:15 AM »
to "We All Fall Down."

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Re: 5 word story
« Reply #52 on: July 16, 2004, 12:04:35 PM »
Lemmy had no digger skill,...
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« Reply #53 on: July 16, 2004, 12:40:57 PM »
so he passed by cheating.

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Re: 5 word story
« Reply #54 on: July 16, 2004, 01:33:42 PM »
He cracked up about it.

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Re: 5 word story
« Reply #55 on: July 17, 2004, 01:53:50 AM »
Then someone shackled that...Lemmy!

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« Reply #56 on: July 17, 2004, 03:15:33 AM »
Quote from: Ice_Eagle91  link=1089129620/45#55 date=1090029230
Then someone shackled that...Lemmy!


huh?

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« Reply #57 on: July 17, 2004, 08:21:20 AM »
Lemmy got PWN'd by Lemeri...
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Re: 5 word story
« Reply #58 on: July 17, 2004, 12:26:21 PM »
which gave him an allergy.

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« Reply #59 on: July 17, 2004, 12:43:38 PM »
Lem'ka attempted to kill Lemeri...
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Re: 5 word story
« Reply #60 on: July 17, 2004, 01:02:53 PM »
[How many times do I have to say this? Stop making other people do things!]

which worked. Blood everywhere. Then...

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Re: 5 word story
« Reply #61 on: July 17, 2004, 01:16:49 PM »
Lemeri, being of the undying,

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Re: 5 word story
« Reply #62 on: July 17, 2004, 01:25:24 PM »
could not die. Lemmy killed

[Edit - I thought Lemeri wrote Lemmy :P]

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« Reply #63 on: July 17, 2004, 01:31:12 PM »
the great dragon Igackdl'tark, a

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« Reply #64 on: July 17, 2004, 01:34:38 PM »
a fearsome black wyrm t'was.

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« Reply #65 on: July 18, 2004, 02:55:57 AM »
(a a fearsome black wyrm t'was? That's not sense!)

"A a" is really nonsense.

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« Reply #66 on: July 18, 2004, 03:15:47 AM »
It really stinks a lot.

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« Reply #67 on: July 18, 2004, 11:08:35 AM »
It stinks cause Lemmmy farted.

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Re: 5 word story
« Reply #68 on: July 18, 2004, 01:18:34 PM »
Lemmy noticed a black hole.

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Re: 5 word story
« Reply #69 on: July 18, 2004, 07:12:04 PM »
He promptly stuck his head...

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« Reply #70 on: July 18, 2004, 07:35:51 PM »
in it and suddenly he

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Re: 5 word story
« Reply #71 on: July 19, 2004, 02:15:29 AM »
shouted: "MAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!" Then he coughed.

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« Reply #72 on: July 19, 2004, 04:33:01 AM »
Then 2+2 changed to Sharks. {EOS}
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« Reply #73 on: July 19, 2004, 03:31:09 PM »
So a band of frost...

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Re: 5 word story
« Reply #74 on: July 19, 2004, 04:07:26 PM »
giants threw stones at Lemmy.

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« Reply #75 on: July 19, 2004, 04:08:55 PM »
A man named broken Khree...

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« Reply #76 on: July 19, 2004, 04:10:11 PM »
broke Lemmy's leg. Lemmy hated

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« Reply #77 on: July 19, 2004, 07:41:32 PM »
the evil monk for the

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« Reply #78 on: July 19, 2004, 07:42:13 PM »
broken limb. He roared loudly.

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« Reply #79 on: July 19, 2004, 07:52:40 PM »
"Shut it!" Khree bellowed, and

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Re: 5 word story
« Reply #80 on: July 19, 2004, 08:01:14 PM »
slapped Lemmy across the face.

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« Reply #81 on: July 19, 2004, 08:54:51 PM »
Lemmy didn't like that. "I'm...

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« Reply #82 on: July 19, 2004, 09:02:41 PM »
getting angry at you, Khree!"

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« Reply #83 on: July 19, 2004, 11:03:20 PM »
said a broken hose bottle.

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« Reply #84 on: July 20, 2004, 07:29:28 AM »
"What are you doing here?"

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« Reply #85 on: July 20, 2004, 08:54:57 AM »
a retarded chicken asked Lemmy.
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Re: 5 word story
« Reply #86 on: July 20, 2004, 01:53:29 PM »
Lemmy killed it wrathfully, then

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« Reply #87 on: July 20, 2004, 03:27:27 PM »
Obould-who-was Gruumsh killed

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Re: 5 word story
« Reply #88 on: July 20, 2004, 05:38:33 PM »
Lemmy, but he once again

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« Reply #89 on: July 20, 2004, 08:02:01 PM »
returned, to live again. CAPTAIN-

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Re: 5 word story
« Reply #90 on: July 20, 2004, 08:02:52 PM »
he was cut off. Lemmy

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Re: 5 word story
« Reply #91 on: July 21, 2004, 01:35:54 AM »
wished for some red bones.

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« Reply #92 on: July 21, 2004, 02:19:55 AM »
They strangled Lemmy. The end...

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Re: 5 word story
« Reply #93 on: July 21, 2004, 03:27:07 AM »
...would most likely never come.

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« Reply #94 on: July 21, 2004, 03:43:32 AM »
A blue dragon came and...

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« Reply #95 on: July 21, 2004, 05:01:30 AM »
turned into a red dragon. {EOS}
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« Reply #96 on: July 21, 2004, 05:01:44 AM »
It shot out blue flames...

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« Reply #97 on: July 21, 2004, 06:55:02 AM »
which made the flowers growing.


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« Reply #98 on: July 21, 2004, 07:08:54 AM »
Then it's party time! WOHOO!!!

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« Reply #99 on: July 21, 2004, 10:13:05 AM »
"This is my dog," said
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« Reply #100 on: July 21, 2004, 11:40:43 AM »
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« Reply #101 on: July 21, 2004, 12:17:22 PM »
through the dog towards Lemmy.

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« Reply #102 on: July 21, 2004, 01:53:29 PM »
Lemmy stomped on the dog.

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« Reply #103 on: July 21, 2004, 02:58:57 PM »
With a sickening crack, it

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« Reply #104 on: July 21, 2004, 03:04:29 PM »
exploded, and out of it...

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« Reply #105 on: July 21, 2004, 03:06:23 PM »
crawled a battered and torn

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« Reply #106 on: July 21, 2004, 03:13:56 PM »
Lemming. It was the evil...

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« Reply #107 on: July 21, 2004, 03:26:37 PM »
Lemkoo! All were horrified! And

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« Reply #108 on: July 21, 2004, 05:29:30 PM »
soon dead. This was sad.

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« Reply #109 on: July 22, 2004, 04:13:35 AM »
very sad.several pickles said,

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« Reply #110 on: July 22, 2004, 04:23:02 PM »
"Eat me! EEEAAAAT MEEEE!" and

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« Reply #111 on: July 22, 2004, 04:34:01 PM »
they got their pathetic wish.

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« Reply #112 on: July 22, 2004, 04:34:31 PM »
"That was good" Garl remarked.

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"Very good indeed!" Then they...

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« Reply #114 on: July 23, 2004, 09:04:46 AM »
started to jump around in

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« Reply #115 on: July 23, 2004, 11:06:46 AM »
paper sacks full of water.

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« Reply #116 on: July 24, 2004, 02:58:42 AM »
And a fluid container! EEW!!!

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« Reply #117 on: July 24, 2004, 12:28:25 PM »
But none prevailed. So instead,

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« Reply #118 on: July 24, 2004, 12:32:17 PM »
they swam to the bottomless...

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« Reply #119 on: July 24, 2004, 03:17:26 PM »
pool of magma. This made...

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« Reply #120 on: July 24, 2004, 04:40:50 PM »
quite an impression. Nobody knew...

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« Reply #121 on: July 24, 2004, 11:11:36 PM »
what a Synracan'scraton was, so

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« Reply #123 on: July 24, 2004, 11:15:58 PM »
there was much confused frustration.

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« Reply #124 on: July 24, 2004, 11:19:37 PM »
"Frools!" the Synracan'scraton cried "I-

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« Reply #125 on: July 24, 2004, 11:21:27 PM »
am dying today!" they were

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bemused by a color. It

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« Reply #127 on: July 24, 2004, 11:26:12 PM »
sparkled oddly and hypnotised them.

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"Wha-" the Synracan'scraton wondered. Then

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« Reply #129 on: July 24, 2004, 11:35:21 PM »
it died in a heap.

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« Reply #130 on: July 24, 2004, 11:41:50 PM »
There was a party. Everyone

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« Reply #131 on: July 24, 2004, 11:43:09 PM »
wore black and screamed insults.

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« Reply #132 on: July 25, 2004, 12:49:23 AM »
Pieces of dust moved 0.000000000000000000000175".

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« Reply #133 on: July 25, 2004, 03:07:40 AM »
This annoyed people. They gunned

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« Reply #134 on: July 25, 2004, 03:09:01 AM »
They were centimetres from oblivion. {EOS}
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« Reply #135 on: July 25, 2004, 03:10:46 AM »
That doesn't work, Steaver.

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« Reply #136 on: July 25, 2004, 04:33:04 AM »
We must have posted at the same time.

If you swap the order, it works fine.
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« Reply #137 on: July 25, 2004, 02:18:01 PM »
little green people down. But

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« Reply #138 on: July 25, 2004, 02:18:51 PM »
they also returned to live

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« Reply #139 on: July 25, 2004, 06:43:43 PM »
again. This made even more

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« Reply #140 on: July 25, 2004, 08:58:10 PM »
sense once they saw that

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« Reply #141 on: July 26, 2004, 02:01:30 AM »
they were really annoying us!

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« Reply #142 on: July 26, 2004, 02:40:48 AM »
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« Reply #143 on: July 26, 2004, 02:42:38 AM »
car that was exploding

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« Reply #144 on: July 26, 2004, 02:43:49 AM »
from hitting the fence. But

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« Reply #145 on: July 26, 2004, 02:45:31 AM »
several drawers fell out of

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« Reply #146 on: July 26, 2004, 02:46:20 AM »
the trunk, in which was

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« Reply #147 on: July 26, 2004, 02:46:48 AM »
lots and lots of cash

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« Reply #148 on: July 26, 2004, 02:47:56 AM »
"Hey!" the police yelled, and

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« Reply #149 on: July 26, 2004, 02:48:37 AM »
killed a bee that got

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« Reply #150 on: July 26, 2004, 02:49:04 AM »
cought in their guns. The

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« Reply #151 on: July 26, 2004, 02:50:55 AM »
guns then turned into honey.

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« Reply #152 on: July 26, 2004, 02:51:17 AM »
honey tastes sweet so several

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« Reply #153 on: July 26, 2004, 02:51:41 AM »
dogs ate the guns. The

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« Reply #154 on: July 26, 2004, 02:52:37 AM »
dim radioactive slugde pickle

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killed the driver and the

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« Reply #156 on: July 26, 2004, 02:57:07 AM »
steering wheel turned on it's

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« Reply #157 on: July 26, 2004, 03:01:02 AM »
Z axis. This weirded a

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« Reply #158 on: July 26, 2004, 03:02:39 AM »
Quote from: dumb_lem  link=1089129620/150#154 date=1090810357
dim radioactive slugde pickle


Dumb_lem, that was four words!

lot of people. They mutated...

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« Reply #159 on: July 26, 2004, 03:02:54 AM »
pickle out of his mind

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« Reply #160 on: July 26, 2004, 03:04:05 AM »
and into a little grape.

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« Reply #161 on: July 26, 2004, 03:11:14 AM »
That ate a shelf in

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« Reply #162 on: July 26, 2004, 03:14:19 AM »
the Mediterranian sea. "Tasty!" said...

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« Reply #163 on: July 26, 2004, 03:14:49 AM »
so they sold it. it

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« Reply #164 on: July 26, 2004, 03:20:32 AM »
("Tasty!" said so they sold it on? Dumb_lem! Please modify your last post!)

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« Reply #165 on: July 26, 2004, 03:22:23 AM »
sold badly. very badly. stock

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« Reply #166 on: July 26, 2004, 03:28:02 AM »
it all on a lot...

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« Reply #167 on: July 26, 2004, 03:58:15 PM »
is very poor advice. Nobody

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« Reply #168 on: July 26, 2004, 04:45:55 PM »
likes a zombie, except for

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« Reply #169 on: July 26, 2004, 05:10:03 PM »
...necrophiliacs, whose attraction scares me.

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« Reply #170 on: July 26, 2004, 06:54:16 PM »
They like them too much.

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« Reply #171 on: July 26, 2004, 07:11:39 PM »
But one day a Zombie

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« Reply #172 on: July 26, 2004, 07:41:20 PM »
stalked out of a cupboard

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« Reply #173 on: July 26, 2004, 07:42:10 PM »
in the house of a

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« Reply #174 on: July 26, 2004, 07:42:48 PM »
rich man. He did not

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« Reply #175 on: July 26, 2004, 07:43:40 PM »
kill Saablic Tan that day.

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« Reply #176 on: July 26, 2004, 07:44:49 PM »
He killed him later. The

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« Reply #177 on: July 26, 2004, 07:45:41 PM »
red wizard died. Later that

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« Reply #178 on: July 26, 2004, 07:54:17 PM »
day, the forgotten zombie did

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« Reply #179 on: July 26, 2004, 09:50:57 PM »
not take a shower. He

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« Reply #180 on: July 26, 2004, 11:42:05 PM »
smelled like a lemming. WEIRD!

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« Reply #181 on: July 27, 2004, 01:14:23 AM »
But that wasn't half of

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« Reply #182 on: July 27, 2004, 05:07:55 AM »
the smell. That half smells...

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« Reply #183 on: July 27, 2004, 10:46:22 AM »
much worse. But never mind,

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« Reply #184 on: July 27, 2004, 11:25:55 AM »
the retarded chickens will survive. {EOS}
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« Reply #185 on: July 27, 2004, 02:12:51 PM »
Except for the atom bomb.

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« Reply #186 on: July 27, 2004, 02:14:30 PM »
Which, of course, is not

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« Reply #187 on: July 27, 2004, 02:16:38 PM »
being built for that purpose,

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« Reply #188 on: July 27, 2004, 02:17:20 PM »
But it caused a global

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« Reply #189 on: July 27, 2004, 02:18:11 PM »
nuclear fallout that killed them.

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« Reply #190 on: July 27, 2004, 02:21:02 PM »
Why? Because DeadLemming2004 tampered it.

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« Reply #191 on: July 27, 2004, 02:22:24 PM »
Alas, it killed him also.

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« Reply #192 on: July 27, 2004, 02:23:18 PM »
Or would have, but he

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« Reply #193 on: July 27, 2004, 02:23:59 PM »
executed a daring backwards leap.

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« Reply #194 on: July 27, 2004, 02:24:45 PM »
Into the stasis chamber. So

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« Reply #195 on: July 27, 2004, 02:25:43 PM »
he was frozen in time.

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« Reply #196 on: July 27, 2004, 02:28:17 PM »
And so was Xan Kriegor.

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« Reply #197 on: July 27, 2004, 02:30:01 PM »
Mortimer McMire mocked them. Then

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« Reply #198 on: July 27, 2004, 02:31:03 PM »
Xan killed McMire after breaking

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« Reply #199 on: July 27, 2004, 04:55:05 PM »
the speed limit. Sirens squaked,

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« Reply #200 on: July 27, 2004, 11:46:28 PM »
and a car ran over

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« Reply #201 on: July 28, 2004, 04:39:31 PM »
a Lemming crossing the street.

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« Reply #202 on: July 28, 2004, 04:40:23 PM »
The driver jumped out, and

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« Reply #203 on: July 29, 2004, 12:52:52 AM »
got bloodshed. Blue blood came

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« Reply #204 on: July 31, 2004, 11:41:06 PM »
pouring out from under the

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« Reply #205 on: August 01, 2004, 06:59:06 PM »
edge of the sofa. Everyone

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« Reply #206 on: August 01, 2004, 07:48:11 PM »
was fascinated by it. They

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« Reply #207 on: August 01, 2004, 07:53:19 PM »
started to laugh at the

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« Reply #208 on: August 01, 2004, 11:09:39 PM »
bleeding driver, who saw a...

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« Reply #209 on: August 01, 2004, 11:22:42 PM »
...brand new Ford Fiesta idling...

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« Reply #210 on: August 01, 2004, 11:29:22 PM »
the bleeding driver. But then...

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« Reply #211 on: August 02, 2004, 09:12:43 AM »
he realised it was too

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« Reply #212 on: August 02, 2004, 02:49:16 PM »
much trouble to save himself.

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« Reply #213 on: August 02, 2004, 02:52:58 PM »
So he decided to suicide.

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« Reply #214 on: August 02, 2004, 11:57:01 PM »
He failed, so the law

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« Reply #215 on: August 02, 2004, 11:59:19 PM »
arrested him. For 90 years...

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« Reply #216 on: August 03, 2004, 01:38:09 AM »
he rotted in prison. Then

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« Reply #217 on: August 03, 2004, 02:03:21 AM »
he became an ancient fossil. &#A0;:P

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« Reply #218 on: August 04, 2004, 02:14:10 PM »
He was dug up millions

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« Reply #219 on: August 05, 2004, 12:34:38 PM »
of seconds later. They threw

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« Reply #220 on: August 05, 2004, 01:30:44 PM »
pitch on his grave until

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« Reply #221 on: August 05, 2004, 03:18:38 PM »
his decaying skeleton emerged from

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« Reply #222 on: August 08, 2004, 11:45:19 PM »
the ashes of success. Bunnies

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« Reply #223 on: August 09, 2004, 12:39:39 AM »
bit the heads of many

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« Reply #224 on: August 09, 2004, 04:57:17 AM »
small and strange looking frogs.

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« Reply #225 on: August 09, 2004, 02:22:26 PM »
The dead man staggered off.

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« Reply #226 on: August 09, 2004, 04:21:03 PM »
He soon got bloodshed! Whoa!

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« Reply #227 on: August 11, 2004, 06:46:02 PM »
Then he fell in a

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« Reply #228 on: August 11, 2004, 07:14:42 PM »
hole full of korma. Then...

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« Reply #229 on: August 12, 2004, 05:40:58 PM »
He died. For real now.

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« Reply #230 on: August 12, 2004, 06:57:11 PM »
A zombie-who-is-so-ugly-and-repulsive-as-an-olive-that-everyone-died appeared and killed...

(That's five words, okay?)

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« Reply #231 on: August 12, 2004, 08:36:55 PM »
That's not really 5 words, but anyway....

...the first one he saw.

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(Yes it is! Due to the use of hyphen, that's five words. Btw, it's That's, not That'.)

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« Reply #233 on: August 13, 2004, 05:44:08 PM »
Ooops. ;P But we shouldn't use that hyphen-stuff.

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« Reply #234 on: August 13, 2004, 05:56:28 PM »
then ate a slimy donut.  ;P

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The conversation turned ugly. The

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stories turned ugly, too.  ;P Then...

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the 'Lemmings Universe(/Forums)' crew decided

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to make the discussion board...

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looking more like a beautiful

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« Reply #242 on: August 14, 2004, 12:06:05 AM »
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And game-over screens that we...

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...which hated cliches a lot...

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, one from Eye Toy: Groove,

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and one from Fury 3x.

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The worst of the lot.

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of game-over-screens were very magnificent.

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Eventually the people grew tired

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« Reply #257 on: August 15, 2004, 08:31:02 PM »
of the five word story.

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« Reply #259 on: August 16, 2004, 12:34:39 AM »
execution, and blood flowed everywhere.

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« Reply #260 on: August 16, 2004, 02:26:33 AM »
Then Ynmel licked all blood...  ;P

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off the stage, and a

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cow tried to smell Ynmel.

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« Reply #263 on: August 16, 2004, 02:35:37 PM »
The public killed them both.

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had a dreadful feast with

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« Reply #266 on: August 16, 2004, 02:43:39 PM »
the remains of the deceased.

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"These remians suck" Starfox declared.

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« Reply #268 on: August 16, 2004, 02:49:07 PM »
"Food and blood!" he added.

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"The food of kings!" They

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« Reply #270 on: August 16, 2004, 02:53:40 PM »
chorused, slamming their mugs down.

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So then they all left.

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The corpses of the dead

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were piled high that day.

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« Reply #274 on: August 16, 2004, 02:58:33 PM »
And banners flew from turrets

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« Reply #275 on: August 16, 2004, 03:07:23 PM »
then flew into Zelda's face.

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Zelda fell off the turret.

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the bones in her body.

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"Euyuch!" she exclaimed. "I'm squishy!"  

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« Reply #280 on: August 16, 2004, 06:11:07 PM »
Then she became a jellyfish.


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She got caught and eaten

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« Reply #282 on: August 16, 2004, 08:48:41 PM »
by a ravenous purple squid.

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It was the end. A

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Vorticon Mothership loomed over the

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Earth, and rained death, in

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« Reply #286 on: August 17, 2004, 03:37:17 PM »
large quantities of uranium. Unfortunately,

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the planet blew up, killing

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« Reply #288 on: August 17, 2004, 03:38:47 PM »
all lifeforms residing upon it.

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« Reply #289 on: August 17, 2004, 03:41:41 PM »
"Your time is done, primates!"

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said a Pokemon named Rayquaza.

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Who was really a Doppleganger,

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« Reply #292 on: August 17, 2004, 08:26:42 PM »
and throttled the being known

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as Harley 'The Mag-GOT' Johnson,

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the meanest one on Earth.

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« Reply #295 on: August 18, 2004, 03:01:18 PM »
They partied on his grave.

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But then the ghost killed

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« Reply #297 on: August 18, 2004, 03:03:38 PM »
them, ripping apart many of

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« Reply #298 on: August 18, 2004, 03:07:12 PM »
their flesh, spleen, ribs, heart,

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« Reply #299 on: August 18, 2004, 03:17:20 PM »
and discovered the lungs were

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very stinky as a boot.

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A talking meat loaf killed

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« Reply #302 on: August 18, 2004, 03:22:04 PM »
a ketchup bottle, which resulted

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to weird, gross stuff that

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kicked the rat that ate

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« Reply #305 on: August 18, 2004, 03:26:01 PM »
the organs on the dirt.

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And the blood cakes. YUCK!!!!!

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« Reply #307 on: August 18, 2004, 07:48:10 PM »
Then Jimmy McLemming came and

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« Reply #308 on: August 18, 2004, 09:43:59 PM »
swept them all away. Rain

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« Reply #309 on: August 18, 2004, 11:03:53 PM »
...poured down for a minute...

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, and when it was gone,

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there was only grim desolation.

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lemmings have lots of forgetfulness.

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A mad car driver died.

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He died of a disease.

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He died in the mud.

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A mud of oblivion, that

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engulfed his soul in evil.

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He was a virus now.

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« Reply #321 on: August 19, 2004, 02:48:32 PM »
Hated and feared by all.

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« Reply #322 on: August 19, 2004, 03:48:22 PM »
His name was Dr. Robotnik.

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« Reply #323 on: August 19, 2004, 04:56:42 PM »
Sonic The Hedgehog destoyed him.

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« Reply #324 on: August 19, 2004, 04:57:44 PM »
And Tails and Knuckles, too.

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« Reply #325 on: August 19, 2004, 05:02:17 PM »
Tails and Knuckles were destroyed.

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« Reply #326 on: August 19, 2004, 08:08:56 PM »
They couldn't hide glittery puddings.

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« Reply #327 on: August 19, 2004, 09:36:40 PM »
The puddings were made from

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The bodies of dead lemmings.

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And Tails and Knuckles, too.

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« Reply #330 on: August 20, 2004, 12:01:35 AM »
Some Nali ate it. It

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tasted like korma. Then Nali

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they also died. it was

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a horrible experience to see.

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people cheered for the tragedy.

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Except a girl named Hecate.

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who was walking backwards to

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absorb sorrow and pain from

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a post off between ice_eagle

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(DUMB LEM!!!!)

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(whaddid i do?)


to destroy the sith.they

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(You put my name in the story. Please! No members in the story!)

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this was supposed to be like the magic wars and lemmings story,


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(This is the 5 word story, not the magic wars or lemmings story!)

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(oops) X_X

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Then Hecate got squished and

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(yer fast)

all the people bought carbon

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(tanx)
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then Hecate was revived, because

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yer welc

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of Hecate, who used magic

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the ugliest fairies on earth.

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the fairies flew to mars.

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But then they all died.

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cheaters didn't like that so

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they all revived the fairies.

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and they came back from

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came back from mars, so

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people rejoiced by eating slugs

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They tasted like Earthworm Jim.  :D

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The people died of it.

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Earthworm Jim fell and splatted.

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Then Overall man Mario appeared.

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And he fell and splatted,

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And his overalls were soon

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covered with his own blood.

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His head was smashed like

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a bowl of eggs. The

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spleen, heart, brain, eyes, ribs,

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are the same. The brain

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« Reply #372 on: August 20, 2004, 04:18:22 PM »
however, was lookin' really odd.

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« Reply #373 on: August 20, 2004, 04:21:40 PM »
A couple of guys bought

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« Reply #374 on: August 20, 2004, 04:26:09 PM »
a sharpened, metal trowel to

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« Reply #375 on: August 20, 2004, 04:26:38 PM »
dig in the stinkiest ground.

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« Reply #376 on: August 20, 2004, 04:27:30 PM »
Overall Man Mario became undead.

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« Reply #377 on: August 20, 2004, 04:28:03 PM »
And he terrorized the public.

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« Reply #378 on: August 20, 2004, 04:31:30 PM »
By using his ugly overalls,

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« Reply #379 on: August 20, 2004, 04:32:18 PM »
to trip them up, and

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« Reply #380 on: August 20, 2004, 04:33:13 PM »
force them to wear them.

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« Reply #381 on: August 20, 2004, 04:35:08 PM »
Commander keen showed up, and

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« Reply #382 on: August 20, 2004, 04:36:38 PM »
ripped out Mario's ugly overalls.  :D ;P

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« Reply #383 on: August 20, 2004, 04:43:51 PM »
"Die, Captain Keen!" Mario sneered.

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« Reply #384 on: August 20, 2004, 07:14:02 PM »
But then Mario farted loud.

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« Reply #385 on: August 21, 2004, 01:57:24 PM »
He crushed Commander Keen's face.

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Re: 5 word story
« Reply #386 on: August 21, 2004, 01:59:01 PM »
Then he kissed his overalls.

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« Reply #387 on: August 21, 2004, 02:01:15 PM »
Then the story left Mario,

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« Reply #388 on: August 21, 2004, 02:02:15 PM »
who kissed his overalls everytime.

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« Reply #389 on: August 21, 2004, 02:03:04 PM »
A big 'ol pie fell

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« Reply #390 on: August 21, 2004, 02:05:23 PM »
on his overalls. Then a

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« Reply #391 on: August 21, 2004, 02:06:14 PM »
Semi truck hit him. Bang.

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« Reply #392 on: August 21, 2004, 02:09:10 PM »
KABOOM!!! Then Luigi appeared and

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« Reply #393 on: August 21, 2004, 02:10:02 PM »
died horrible. They buried him.

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Re: 5 word story
« Reply #394 on: August 21, 2004, 02:11:35 PM »
And his ugly overalls, too.

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Re: 5 word story
« Reply #395 on: August 21, 2004, 02:13:44 PM »
Then they dug a grave.

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« Reply #396 on: August 21, 2004, 02:15:09 PM »
A grave of Mario's overalls.

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« Reply #397 on: August 21, 2004, 02:16:18 PM »
For Mario's overalls, that is.

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« Reply #398 on: August 21, 2004, 02:17:55 PM »
The ghost of Mario's overalls

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« Reply #399 on: August 21, 2004, 02:18:49 PM »
Left the house of Jack.

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« Reply #400 on: August 21, 2004, 02:20:36 PM »
Then entered a nerd's house.

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Re: 5 word story
« Reply #401 on: August 21, 2004, 02:21:50 PM »
Then the sewer man fell

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« Reply #402 on: August 21, 2004, 02:23:33 PM »
on Luigi's overalls. He puked.

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Re: 5 word story
« Reply #403 on: August 21, 2004, 02:24:41 PM »
He got the dry heaves.

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Re: 5 word story
« Reply #404 on: August 21, 2004, 02:30:50 PM »
But then he smashed them.

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Re: 5 word story
« Reply #405 on: August 21, 2004, 02:32:13 PM »
But that act proved fatal.

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Re: 5 word story
« Reply #406 on: August 21, 2004, 02:33:37 PM »
It was very, very fatal.

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Re: 5 word story
« Reply #407 on: August 21, 2004, 02:34:16 PM »
Then Sonic the Hedgehog resigned.

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Re: 5 word story
« Reply #408 on: August 21, 2004, 02:40:42 PM »
And Miles "Tails" Prower too.

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Re: 5 word story
« Reply #409 on: August 21, 2004, 02:41:46 PM »
And Knuckles, the feindish dog.

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« Reply #410 on: August 21, 2004, 02:44:08 PM »
And Shadow the Hedgehog, too.

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Re: 5 word story
« Reply #411 on: August 21, 2004, 04:38:14 PM »
There was a bloodbath, and

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« Reply #412 on: August 21, 2004, 09:32:25 PM »
everyone got soaked in blood.

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« Reply #413 on: August 21, 2004, 11:27:13 PM »
This scared a bunch of

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« Reply #414 on: August 21, 2004, 11:50:28 PM »
the lemmings that are mellow.

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« Reply #415 on: August 22, 2004, 12:26:33 AM »
And yellow. They drank blood.

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« Reply #416 on: August 22, 2004, 09:14:58 PM »
With cocktails. And Martinis. And

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« Reply #417 on: August 22, 2004, 11:44:43 PM »
the poop of Shrek. Really!

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« Reply #418 on: August 23, 2004, 02:54:23 AM »
Well, not actually. It was

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« Reply #419 on: August 24, 2004, 01:06:25 PM »
a bunch of stinky overalls.

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« Reply #420 on: August 24, 2004, 02:03:25 PM »
Taken from Mario's corpse. But

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« Reply #421 on: August 24, 2004, 05:16:41 PM »
the overalls smelled like iguanas.

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« Reply #422 on: August 28, 2004, 01:25:05 PM »
The iguanas smelt like mint.

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« Reply #423 on: August 28, 2004, 03:08:46 PM »
But not for very long.

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Re: 5 word story
« Reply #424 on: August 28, 2004, 04:13:55 PM »
They all *beep*ing blew up.

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« Reply #425 on: August 29, 2004, 12:38:38 AM »
"Really?" asked George W. Bush.

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Re: 5 word story
« Reply #426 on: August 29, 2004, 02:49:05 AM »
Then a Lemming crossed the

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« Reply #427 on: August 29, 2004, 01:03:21 PM »
line for tastefulness and logic.

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« Reply #428 on: August 30, 2004, 06:15:36 AM »
But that lemming sniffed milk.

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« Reply #429 on: August 30, 2004, 01:44:18 PM »
A piece of dirt died.

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« Reply #430 on: August 30, 2004, 01:45:40 PM »
but really was never alive

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« Reply #431 on: August 30, 2004, 01:46:39 PM »
Therefore the dirt was undead.

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« Reply #432 on: August 30, 2004, 01:48:19 PM »
The dirt got cast in

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« Reply #433 on: August 30, 2004, 01:52:55 PM »
A thimble that was magical.  (um......don't ask)

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« Reply #434 on: August 30, 2004, 01:58:45 PM »
It was enchanted to make

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« Reply #435 on: August 30, 2004, 04:16:11 PM »
a plague sweep the world.

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« Reply #436 on: August 30, 2004, 05:11:22 PM »
It killed every single being.

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« Reply #437 on: August 30, 2004, 05:13:45 PM »
And good riddance to them.

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« Reply #438 on: August 30, 2004, 05:14:53 PM »
They all sucked. But one

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« Reply #439 on: August 30, 2004, 05:25:33 PM »
such Lemming foresaw his own

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« Reply #440 on: August 30, 2004, 05:46:35 PM »
death, and walked the land

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« Reply #441 on: August 30, 2004, 06:01:56 PM »
before the cataclysm. The Lemming

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« Reply #442 on: August 31, 2004, 12:53:35 AM »
soon was dead. His ghost

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« Reply #443 on: August 31, 2004, 03:53:58 PM »
founded a club for evil

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« Reply #444 on: August 31, 2004, 04:01:22 PM »
vampires who all voted to

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« Reply #445 on: August 31, 2004, 04:05:39 PM »
hang him from the yardarm.

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« Reply #446 on: August 31, 2004, 04:06:32 PM »
The highest one, of course.

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Re: 5 word story
« Reply #447 on: August 31, 2004, 04:10:07 PM »
And they did it, too.

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« Reply #448 on: August 31, 2004, 04:11:33 PM »
Then they had a party.

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« Reply #449 on: August 31, 2004, 04:14:33 PM »
They got drunk on fine

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« Reply #450 on: August 31, 2004, 04:15:40 PM »
imported Russian booze. Vodka and

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Re: 5 word story
« Reply #451 on: August 31, 2004, 04:18:04 PM »
other such things. They also

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« Reply #452 on: August 31, 2004, 04:20:06 PM »
Danced, for they had 600

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Re: 5 word story
« Reply #453 on: August 31, 2004, 04:25:39 PM »
hours of nightlife before them.

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« Reply #454 on: August 31, 2004, 11:43:40 PM »
They emptied their clips, and

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Re: 5 word story
« Reply #455 on: September 01, 2004, 02:08:51 AM »
sprayed some more lead. Then

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« Reply #456 on: September 01, 2004, 01:57:27 PM »
all ate deviled ham. It

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« Reply #457 on: September 01, 2004, 01:58:55 PM »
was such vile slop that

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« Reply #458 on: September 01, 2004, 02:01:01 PM »
shot it full of lead, untill

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« Reply #459 on: September 04, 2004, 12:11:58 AM »
the whisky bottles broke and

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« Reply #460 on: September 04, 2004, 12:27:29 AM »
stabbed itself on the top.

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« Reply #461 on: September 04, 2004, 02:43:47 AM »
The whisky leaked everywhere, including

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« Reply #462 on: September 04, 2004, 03:29:47 AM »
the slimiest salad dressing from

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Re: 5 word story
« Reply #463 on: September 04, 2004, 01:06:05 PM »
Venezuela. The Venezuelens were angry

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« Reply #464 on: September 04, 2004, 02:26:55 PM »
, so they shouted "You'll pay!"

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« Reply #465 on: September 04, 2004, 07:22:25 PM »
"Do you accept credit cards?"

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« Reply #466 on: September 05, 2004, 02:38:02 PM »
"No, I'm sorry. We don't"

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Re: 5 word story
« Reply #467 on: September 05, 2004, 03:08:15 PM »
"Oblivion express, sir," snarled the

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« Reply #468 on: September 05, 2004, 03:30:39 PM »
Lemfatal. Her hair suddenly changed

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Re: 5 word story
« Reply #469 on: September 05, 2004, 04:09:15 PM »
into murderous lizards. It strangled

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« Reply #470 on: September 05, 2004, 05:47:48 PM »
the credit cards. Soon everyone

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« Reply #471 on: September 05, 2004, 07:03:10 PM »
was rolling in mud, like

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« Reply #472 on: September 05, 2004, 08:22:01 PM »
the fifteen giant bouncing aardvarks.

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« Reply #473 on: September 05, 2004, 09:01:20 PM »
The ants all died of fear.

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Re: 5 word story
« Reply #474 on: September 06, 2004, 05:59:03 PM »
A new type of life

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« Reply #475 on: September 06, 2004, 07:05:27 PM »
appeared. They were called post-its.

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« Reply #476 on: September 06, 2004, 11:39:56 PM »
The Post-its ate all the

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« Reply #477 on: September 08, 2004, 12:31:44 AM »
pencils. The world was ruined.

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« Reply #478 on: September 08, 2004, 11:25:01 PM »
But then, cheapie pens appeared!

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« Reply #479 on: September 12, 2004, 06:23:41 AM »
The pens kissed the teachers.

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Re: 5 word story
« Reply #480 on: September 12, 2004, 07:44:13 PM »
The students fainted. The principal

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« Reply #481 on: September 13, 2004, 02:24:09 AM »
just ate a red hotdog.

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« Reply #482 on: September 13, 2004, 02:13:41 PM »
Suddenly, a talking head rolled

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« Reply #483 on: September 13, 2004, 06:56:28 PM »
through the open doorway. He

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« Reply #484 on: September 14, 2004, 01:48:01 PM »
shouted in a great voice

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« Reply #485 on: September 14, 2004, 03:51:11 PM »
"I will rule the world!!

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« Reply #486 on: September 15, 2004, 01:44:13 AM »
It fell in the stew.

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Re: 5 word story
« Reply #487 on: September 16, 2004, 01:44:22 PM »
This caused quite a stir.

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« Reply #488 on: September 17, 2004, 12:33:50 AM »
A stir which smells gross.

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« Reply #489 on: September 18, 2004, 11:40:33 PM »
Gross like a cave-man's armpit.

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« Reply #490 on: September 19, 2004, 01:02:33 AM »
Nemesis and Penance were monsters,
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« Reply #491 on: September 26, 2004, 02:36:21 AM »
monsters that smelled like trolls.

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« Reply #492 on: September 26, 2004, 02:46:34 AM »
Zhokkleberry-flavoured shit rained from clouds.
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« Reply #493 on: September 26, 2004, 02:48:30 AM »
(Censor that word!)

"You broke the rules!" someone

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« Reply #494 on: September 26, 2004, 03:01:07 AM »
burped, while smelling someone's farts.
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« Reply #495 on: September 26, 2004, 03:02:01 AM »
It was really, really disgusting.

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« Reply #496 on: September 26, 2004, 03:06:22 AM »
The losers lost. G3K smelled.
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« Reply #497 on: September 26, 2004, 03:08:49 AM »
He smelled only 12%. So

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« Reply #498 on: September 26, 2004, 03:23:28 AM »
the other 88% was arses...
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« Reply #499 on: September 26, 2004, 03:24:49 AM »
Someone cleaned him, but then

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« Reply #500 on: September 26, 2004, 08:54:27 AM »
the arses still smelled 88%.
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« Reply #501 on: September 26, 2004, 11:50:18 PM »
Louise has created a monster.  O_O

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« Reply #502 on: September 27, 2004, 12:03:20 AM »
It shall destroy all who

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« Reply #503 on: September 27, 2004, 04:56:11 AM »
fail either English OR Maths.
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« Reply #504 on: September 27, 2004, 05:53:40 PM »
And those who defy it.

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« Reply #505 on: September 27, 2004, 07:05:47 PM »
Including the one and only...

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« Reply #506 on: September 27, 2004, 11:26:05 PM »
atomic super-droid, who in turn

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« Reply #507 on: September 29, 2004, 06:28:16 AM »
helped people's mums with housework.
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« Reply #508 on: September 29, 2004, 02:29:52 PM »
Then murdered them slowly, cruelly.

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