5 word story

[tumble_weed]

you all know the drill...

"The little Lemmings went to...

[Andi]

...tumble_weed, because he was spamming...  ;D

[Timballisto]

then T_W petted their heads.

[tumble_weed]

Which they thought was quite...

[Lemika]

interesting, and so they threw

[Andi]

there arms right after it.

[Lemika]

The new lack of arms

[Andi]

caused heavily problems with the

[Lemika]

effectiveness of their exploits. Then

[Andi]

...Andi added some smilies.   Everyone....

[namida]

waited for mention of streetlights. {EOS}

[Lemika]

None came. All were glad.

[Andi]

Lemmy gave it a kick. This

[namida]

caused it to mega-multiply. "What?"...

[namida]

But then a streetlight appeared. {EOS}

[Liebatron]

lemmy said "i've tasted better"...

O_o O_o(as in, " i've tasted better streetlights"

[namida]

after eating a poisoned streetlight. {EOS}

[Lemika]

Since it was poisoned, he

[G3K]

...lost 5HP for every step...

[Lemika]

and eventually got to -10.

[Mr. K]

He turned green and puked.

[Lemika]

And then he died. However,

[Mr. K]

...he had earned a 1-Up...

[Andi]

so it was possible for

[Ice_Eagle91]

him to die once only.

[tumble_weed]

But his brother was very...

[Mr. K]

wicked and took the 1-up.

[namida]

This caused Lemmy to fart. {EOS}

[Andi]

"Oh my god!" said Lemmy.

[namida]

Then his god appeared. Andi...

[Lemika]

showed Lemmy a video of

[Andi]

"How to piss 'a-specific-person' off".

[Mr. K]

Then, Lemmy pissed someone off.

[Liebatron]

it worked.4 lightbulbs said

[Ice_Eagle91]

: "No more bad words, please!"

[namida]

Bad word armies attacked IceEagle. {EOS}

[Mr. K]

Lemmy just sat and watched.

[Andi]

Bill Gates mutated to a/an

[Mr. K]

Monster who hunted for Linux.

[namida]

Meanwhile, the badwords PWNED IceEagle.

[Lemika]

Lemmy became The Slayer. This

[namida]

meant nothing when he mined. {EOS}

[Mr. K]

Tux ran over Lemmy. "Help!"

(BTW, Tux is the linux penguin)

[Lemika]

Lemmy screamed, and fell through

[Ice_Eagle91]

. IceEagle came here and said:

"Is it possible to stop this story and pass it to another one? It's not a story, it's DEATH!!!"

(No really. From now on, let's not make bad happenings to other members, especially when it's death.)

[Andi]

In a way you are right. But it's fun.

[Lemika]

[I never make bad things happen to other members. Just Lemmy. Lemmy is not a member of this forum, as far as I know. Lemmy is a character in the story, so he can die and have horrible things happen to him, right? ]

a trap door. It was

[Mr. K]

the portal to "Save Me."

[namida]

But "Save Me" didn't exist...

[Andi]

so he had to go

[Lemika]

somewhere else instead. He went

[Mr. K]

to "We All Fall Down."

[namida]

Lemmy had no digger skill,...

[Andi]

so he passed by cheating.

[Lemika]

He cracked up about it.

[Ice_Eagle91]

Then someone shackled that...Lemmy!

[Lemeri]

Then someone shackled that...Lemmy!

huh?

[namida]

Lemmy got PWN'd by Lemeri...

[Lemika]

which gave him an allergy.

[namida]

Lem'ka attempted to kill Lemeri...

[Lemika]

[How many times do I have to say this? Stop making other people do things!]

which worked. Blood everywhere. Then...

[Lemeri]

Lemeri, being of the undying,

[Lemika]

could not die. Lemmy killed

[Edit - I thought Lemeri wrote Lemmy ]

[Lemeri]

the great dragon Igackdl'tark, a

[Lemika]

a fearsome black wyrm t'was.

[Ice_Eagle91]

(a a fearsome black wyrm t'was? That's not sense!)

"A a" is really nonsense.

[Shadow_94]

It really stinks a lot.

[Mr. K]

It stinks cause Lemmmy farted.

[Lemika]

Lemmy noticed a black hole.

[Lemeri]

He promptly stuck his head...

[Andi]

in it and suddenly he

[Ice_Eagle91]

shouted: "MAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!" Then he coughed.

[namida]

Then 2+2 changed to Sharks. {EOS}

[Lemeri]

So a band of frost...

[Lemika]

giants threw stones at Lemmy.

[Lemeri]

A man named broken Khree...

[Lemika]

broke Lemmy's leg. Lemmy hated

[Lemeri]

the evil monk for the

[Lemika]

broken limb. He roared loudly.

[Lemeri]

"Shut it!" Khree bellowed, and

[Lemika]

slapped Lemmy across the face.

[G3K]

Lemmy didn't like that. "I'm...

[Lemeri]

getting angry at you, Khree!"

[Liebatron]

said a broken hose bottle.

[Andi]

"What are you doing here?"

[namida]

a retarded chicken asked Lemmy.

[Lemika]

Lemmy killed it wrathfully, then

[Lemeri]

Obould-who-was Gruumsh killed

[Lemika]

Lemmy, but he once again

[Lemeri]

returned, to live again. CAPTAIN-

[Lemika]

he was cut off. Lemmy

[Timballisto]

wished for some red bones.

[Ice_Eagle91]

They strangled Lemmy. The end...

[G3K]

...would most likely never come.

[Ice_Eagle91]

A blue dragon came and...

[namida]

turned into a red dragon. {EOS}

[Ice_Eagle91]

It shot out blue flames...

[Andi]

which made the flowers growing.


This is the 1000^th post in this forum!

[Ice_Eagle91]

Then it's party time! WOHOO!!!

[namida]

"This is my dog," said

[Mr. K]

a robot called Bob. He...

[Andi]

through the dog towards Lemmy.

[Mr. K]

Lemmy stomped on the dog.

[Lemika]

With a sickening crack, it

[Lemeri]

exploded, and out of it...

[Lemika]

crawled a battered and torn

[Lemeri]

Lemming. It was the evil...

[Lemika]

Lemkoo! All were horrified! And

[Lemeri]

soon dead. This was sad.

[Liebatron]

very sad.several pickles said,

[Lemeri]

"Eat me! EEEAAAAT MEEEE!" and

[Lemika]

they got their pathetic wish.

[Lemeri]

"That was good" Garl remarked.

[Ice_Eagle91]

"Very good indeed!" Then they...

[Andi]

started to jump around in

[Mr. K]

paper sacks full of water.

[Ice_Eagle91]

And a fluid container! EEW!!!

[Louise]

But none prevailed. So instead,

[Ice_Eagle91]

they swam to the bottomless...

(Louise...is that avatar...really you?)

[Lemeri]

pool of magma. This made...

[Louise]

quite an impression. Nobody knew...

(Ice_Eagle...no it isn't...why the dot-dot-dots? It's one I found on google, and looks weird anyway because the forum put it out of shape! I'll eventually have a better one up, when I get/make/find one.)

[Lemeri]

what a Synracan'scraton was, so

[G3K]

Everyone still enjoyed Gothcon 04.

[Lemika]

there was much confused frustration.

[Lemeri]

"Frools!" the Synracan'scraton cried "I-

[Lemika]

am dying today!" they were

[Lemeri]

bemused by a color. It

[Lemika]

sparkled oddly and hypnotised them.

[Lemeri]

"Wha-" the Synracan'scraton wondered. Then

[Lemika]

it died in a heap.

[Lemeri]

There was a party. Everyone

[Lemika]

wore black and screamed insults.

[Timballisto]

Pieces of dust moved 0.000000000000000000000175".

[Lemika]

This annoyed people. They gunned

[namida]

They were centimetres from oblivion. {EOS}

[Lemika]

That doesn't work, Steaver.

down everyone in site. Then

[namida]

We must have posted at the same time.

If you swap the order, it works fine.

[Lemeri]

little green people down. But

[Lemika]

they also returned to live

[Lemeri]

again. This made even more

[Lemika]

sense once they saw that

[Ice_Eagle91]

they were really annoying us!

[Lemeri]

So the police stopped the

[Liebatron]

car that was exploding

[Lemeri]

from hitting the fence. But

[Liebatron]

several drawers fell out of

[Lemeri]

the trunk, in which was

[Liebatron]

lots and lots of cash

[Lemeri]

"Hey!" the police yelled, and

[Liebatron]

killed a bee that got

[Lemeri]

cought in their guns. The

[Ice_Eagle91]

guns then turned into honey.

[Liebatron]

honey tastes sweet so several

[Lemeri]

dogs ate the guns. The

[Liebatron]

dim radioactive slugde pickle

[Lemeri]

killed the driver and the

[Liebatron]

steering wheel turned on it's

[Lemeri]

Z axis. This weirded a

[Ice_Eagle91]

dim radioactive slugde pickle

Dumb_lem, that was four words!

lot of people. They mutated...

[Liebatron]

pickle out of his mind

[Lemeri]

and into a little grape.

[Liebatron]

That ate a shelf in

[Ice_Eagle91]

the Mediterranian sea. "Tasty!" said...

[Liebatron]

so they sold it. it

[Ice_Eagle91]

("Tasty!" said so they sold it on? Dumb_lem! Please modify your last post!)

[Liebatron]

sold badly. very badly. stock

[Ice_Eagle91]

it all on a lot...

[Lemika]

is very poor advice. Nobody

[Lemeri]

likes a zombie, except for

[G3K]

...necrophiliacs, whose attraction scares me.

[Lemika]

They like them too much.

[Lemeri]

But one day a Zombie

[Lemika]

stalked out of a cupboard

[Lemeri]

in the house of a

[Lemika]

rich man. He did not

[Lemeri]

kill Saablic Tan that day.

[Lemika]

He killed him later. The

[Lemeri]

red wizard died. Later that

[Lemika]

day, the forgotten zombie did

[Mr. K]

not take a shower. He

[Ice_Eagle91]

smelled like a lemming. WEIRD!

[Lemeri]

But that wasn't half of

[Ice_Eagle91]

the smell. That half smells...

[Louise]

much worse. But never mind,

[namida]

the retarded chickens will survive. {EOS}

[Lemika]

Except for the atom bomb.

[Lemeri]

Which, of course, is not

[Lemika]

being built for that purpose,

[Lemeri]

But it caused a global

[Lemika]

nuclear fallout that killed them.

[Lemeri]

Why? Because DeadLemming2004 tampered it.

[Lemika]

Alas, it killed him also.

[Lemeri]

Or would have, but he

[Lemika]

executed a daring backwards leap.

[Lemeri]

Into the stasis chamber. So

[Lemika]

he was frozen in time.

[Lemeri]

And so was Xan Kriegor.

[Lemika]

Mortimer McMire mocked them. Then

[Lemeri]

Xan killed McMire after breaking

[Louise]

the speed limit. Sirens squaked,

[Lemeri]

and a car ran over

[Lemika]

a Lemming crossing the street.

[Lemeri]

The driver jumped out, and

[Ice_Eagle91]

got bloodshed. Blue blood came

[Lemika]

pouring out from under the

[Louise]

edge of the sofa. Everyone

[Lemika]

was fascinated by it. They

[Andi]

started to laugh at the

[Ice_Eagle91]

bleeding driver, who saw a...

[G3K]

...brand new Ford Fiesta idling...

[Ice_Eagle91]

the bleeding driver. But then...

[Andi]

he realised it was too

[Lemika]

much trouble to save himself.

[Andi]

So he decided to suicide.

//edit: OMG! What a scary story! XD

[Lemika]

He failed, so the law

[Ice_Eagle91]

arrested him. For 90 years...

[Lemeri]

he rotted in prison. Then

[Ice_Eagle91]

he became an ancient fossil. &#A0;

[Lemika]

He was dug up millions

[Mr. K]

of seconds later. They threw

[Lemeri]

pitch on his grave until

[Lemika]

his decaying skeleton emerged from

[Louise]

the ashes of success. Bunnies

[Lemika]

bit the heads of many

[namida]

small and strange looking frogs.

edit by admin
Watch your words!

[Lemeri]

The dead man staggered off.

[Ice_Eagle91]

He soon got bloodshed! Whoa!

[Lemeri]

Then he fell in a

[Ice_Eagle91]

hole full of korma. Then...

[Louise]

He died. For real now.

[Ice_Eagle91]

A zombie-who-is-so-ugly-and-repulsive-as-an-olive-that-everyone-died appeared and killed...

(That's five words, okay?)

[Andi]

That's not really 5 words, but anyway....

...the first one he saw.

[Ice_Eagle91]

(Yes it is! Due to the use of hyphen, that's five words. Btw, it's That's, not That'.)

The one he killed was...

[Andi]

Ooops. But we shouldn't use that hyphen-stuff.

... the minister of glory. He

[Ice_Eagle91]

then ate a slimy donut.  

[Lemeri]

The conversation turned ugly. The

[Ice_Eagle91]

stories turned ugly, too.   Then...

[Louise]

the 'Lemmings Universe(/Forums)' crew decided

[Ice_Eagle91]

to make the discussion board...

[Andi]

looking more like a beautiful

[Ice_Eagle91]

place to discuss lots of...

[namida]

social issues involving retarded chickens....

[Ice_Eagle91]

, streetlights, donuts, chain-posters, stories, and...

[namida]

selfdestructing bridges over acid rivers. {EOS}

[Ice_Eagle91]

And game-over screens that we...

[namida]

would always see G3K getting. {EOS}

[Ice_Eagle91]

One from Sonic Advance, one...

[G3K]

...which hated cliches a lot...

[Ice_Eagle91]

, one from Eye Toy: Groove,

(You know that game, don't you?)

[Lemeri]

and one from Fury 3x.

[Lemika]

The worst of the lot.

[Ice_Eagle91]

In the museum were game-over...

[dark_phoenix]

signs that said that there

[Ice_Eagle91]

are people who are very...

[Lemika]

dedicated to their work. Masses

[Ice_Eagle91]

of game-over-screens were very magnificent.

[Lemika]

Eventually the people grew tired

[Louise]

of the five word story.

[Lemeri]

So they held a public

[Lemika]

execution, and blood flowed everywhere.

[Ice_Eagle91]

Then Ynmel licked all blood...  

[Lemeri]

off the stage, and a

[Ice_Eagle91]

cow tried to smell Ynmel.

[Lemeri]

The public killed them both.

[Ice_Eagle91]

But then Starfox and Zelda...

[Lemeri]

had a dreadful feast with

[Lemika]

the remains of the deceased.

[Lemeri]

"These remians suck" Starfox declared.

[Lemika]

"Food and blood!" he added.

[Lemeri]

"The food of kings!" They

[Lemika]

chorused, slamming their mugs down.

[Lemeri]

So then they all left.

[Lemika]

The corpses of the dead

[Lemeri]

were piled high that day.

[Lemika]

And banners flew from turrets

[Ice_Eagle91]

then flew into Zelda's face.

[Lemeri]

Zelda fell off the turret.

[Ice_Eagle91]

Then she broke all of...

[Lemeri]

the bones in her body.

[Louise]

"Euyuch!" she exclaimed. "I'm squishy!"  

[Ice_Eagle91]

Then she became a jellyfish.

[Lemeri]

She got caught and eaten

[Lemika]

by a ravenous purple squid.

[Lemeri]

It was the end. A

[Lemika]

Vorticon Mothership loomed over the

[Lemeri]

Earth, and rained death, in

[Lemika]

large quantities of uranium. Unfortunately,

[Lemeri]

the planet blew up, killing

[Lemika]

all lifeforms residing upon it.

[Lemeri]

"Your time is done, primates!"

[Ice_Eagle91]

said a Pokemon named Rayquaza.

[Lemeri]

Who was really a Doppleganger,

[Lemika]

and throttled the being known

[Lemeri]

as Harley 'The Mag-GOT' Johnson,

[Ice_Eagle91]

the meanest one on Earth.

[Lemika]

They partied on his grave.

[Ice_Eagle91]

But then the ghost killed

[Lemika]

them, ripping apart many of

[Ice_Eagle91]

their flesh, spleen, ribs, heart,

[Lemika]

and discovered the lungs were

[Ice_Eagle91]

very stinky as a boot.

[Lemeri]

A talking meat loaf killed

[Lemika]

a ketchup bottle, which resulted

[Ice_Eagle91]

to weird, gross stuff that

[Lemeri]

kicked the rat that ate

[Lemika]

the organs on the dirt.

[Ice_Eagle91]

And the blood cakes. YUCK!!!!!

[hydraboxdog]

Then Jimmy McLemming came and

[Louise]

swept them all away. Rain

[G3K]

...poured down for a minute...

[Lemeri]

, and when it was gone,

[Lemika]

there was only grim desolation.

[namida]

Someone made "Oblivion Xtreme", which...

[Lemeri]

hurt like anything. The surviving

[Ice_Eagle91]

lemmings have lots of forgetfulness.

[Lemeri]

A mad car driver died.

[Ice_Eagle91]

He died of a disease.

[Lemeri]

He died in the mud.

[Ice_Eagle91]

A mud of oblivion, that

[Lemeri]

engulfed his soul in evil.

[Ice_Eagle91]

He was a virus now.

[Lemeri]

Hated and feared by all.

[Ice_Eagle91]

His name was Dr. Robotnik.

[Lemeri]

Sonic The Hedgehog destoyed him.

[Ice_Eagle91]

And Tails and Knuckles, too.

[Lemeri]

Tails and Knuckles were destroyed.

[Louise]

They couldn't hide glittery puddings.

[Lemeri]

The puddings were made from

[hydraboxdog]

The bodies of dead lemmings.

[Ice_Eagle91]

And Tails and Knuckles, too.

[Lemeri]

Some Nali ate it. It

[Ice_Eagle91]

tasted like korma. Then Nali

[Liebatron]

they also died. it was

[Ice_Eagle91]

a horrible experience to see.

[Liebatron]

people cheered for the tragedy.

[Ice_Eagle91]

Except a girl named Hecate.

[Liebatron]

who was walking backwards to

[Ice_Eagle91]

absorb sorrow and pain from

[Liebatron]

a post off between ice_eagle

[Ice_Eagle91]

(DUMB LEM!!!!)

. So then Hecate used magic

[Liebatron]

(whaddid i do?)


to destroy the sith.they

[Ice_Eagle91]

(You put my name in the story. Please! No members in the story!)

laughed at Hecate for doing

[Liebatron]

this was supposed to be like the magic wars and lemmings story,


three vercingetorixs marched to troy

[Ice_Eagle91]

(This is the 5 word story, not the magic wars or lemmings story!)

. Hecate then absorbed pain and

[Liebatron]

(oops) X_X

three castles fell at once.

[Ice_Eagle91]

Then Hecate got squished and

[Liebatron]

(yer fast)

all the people bought carbon

[Ice_Eagle91]

(you too!  )

monoxide containers, then suddenly died.  

[Liebatron]

(tanx)
the carbon was poisoned so

[Ice_Eagle91]

(Thanks, too!)

then Hecate was revived, because

[Liebatron]

yer welc

the people were afraid because

[Ice_Eagle91]

(You too!   )

of Hecate, who used magic

[Liebatron]

tanx


the people hated magic for

[Ice_Eagle91]

(You're welcome! That's enough, okay! &#A0;)

the ugliest fairies on earth.

[Liebatron]

k

the fairies flew to mars.

[Ice_Eagle91]

But then they all died.

[Liebatron]

cheaters didn't like that so

[Ice_Eagle91]

they all revived the fairies.

[Liebatron]

and they came back from

[Ice_Eagle91]

came back from mars, so

[Liebatron]

people rejoiced by eating slugs

[Ice_Eagle91]

They tasted like Earthworm Jim.  

[Lemika]

The people died of it.

[Lemeri]

Earthworm Jim fell and splatted.

[Ice_Eagle91]

Then Overall man Mario appeared.

[Lemeri]

And he fell and splatted,

[Ice_Eagle91]

And his overalls were soon

[Lemeri]

covered with his own blood.

[Lemika]

His head was smashed like

[Lemeri]

a bowl of eggs. The

[Ice_Eagle91]

spleen, heart, brain, eyes, ribs,

[Lemeri]

are the same. The brain

[Ice_Eagle91]

however, was lookin' really odd.

[Lemeri]

A couple of guys bought

[Lemika]

a sharpened, metal trowel to

[Ice_Eagle91]

dig in the stinkiest ground.

[Lemeri]

Overall Man Mario became undead.

[Lemika]

And he terrorized the public.

[Ice_Eagle91]

By using his ugly overalls,

[Lemeri]

to trip them up, and

[Ice_Eagle91]

force them to wear them.

[Lemeri]

Commander keen showed up, and

[Ice_Eagle91]

ripped out Mario's ugly overalls.  

[Lemeri]

"Die, Captain Keen!" Mario sneered.

[Ice_Eagle91]

But then Mario farted loud.

[Lemeri]

He crushed Commander Keen's face.

[Ice_Eagle91]

Then he kissed his overalls.

[Lemeri]

Then the story left Mario,

[Ice_Eagle91]

who kissed his overalls everytime.

[Lemeri]

A big 'ol pie fell

[Ice_Eagle91]

on his overalls. Then a

[Lemeri]

Semi truck hit him. Bang.

[Ice_Eagle91]

KABOOM!!! Then Luigi appeared and

[Lemeri]

died horrible. They buried him.

[Ice_Eagle91]

And his ugly overalls, too.

[Lemeri]

Then they dug a grave.

[Ice_Eagle91]

A grave of Mario's overalls.

[Lemeri]

For Mario's overalls, that is.

[Ice_Eagle91]

The ghost of Mario's overalls

[Lemeri]

Left the house of Jack.

[Ice_Eagle91]

Then entered a nerd's house.

[Lemeri]

Then the sewer man fell

[Ice_Eagle91]

on Luigi's overalls. He puked.

[Lemeri]

He got the dry heaves.

[Ice_Eagle91]

But then he smashed them.

[Lemeri]

But that act proved fatal.

[Ice_Eagle91]

It was very, very fatal.

[Lemeri]

Then Sonic the Hedgehog resigned.

[Ice_Eagle91]

And Miles "Tails" Prower too.

[Lemeri]

And Knuckles, the feindish dog.

[Ice_Eagle91]

And Shadow the Hedgehog, too.

[Lemeri]

There was a bloodbath, and

[Louise]

everyone got soaked in blood.

[Lemeri]

This scared a bunch of

[Ice_Eagle91]

the lemmings that are mellow.

[Lemeri]

And yellow. They drank blood.

[Louise]

With cocktails. And Martinis. And

[Ice_Eagle91]

the poop of Shrek. Really!

( )

[Lemeri]

Well, not actually. It was

[Ice_Eagle91]

a bunch of stinky overalls.

[Lemeri]

Taken from Mario's corpse. But

[Ice_Eagle91]

the overalls smelled like iguanas.

[dark_phoenix]

The iguanas smelt like mint.

[Lemeri]

But not for very long.

[Louise]

They all *beep*ing blew up.

[dark_phoenix]

"Really?" asked George W. Bush.

[Lemeri]

Then a Lemming crossed the

[Louise]

line for tastefulness and logic.

[Ice_Eagle91]

But that lemming sniffed milk.

[Timballisto]

A piece of dirt died.

[Lemeri]

but really was never alive

[Timballisto]

Therefore the dirt was undead.

[Lemeri]

The dirt got cast in

[Timballisto]

A thimble that was magical.  (um......don't ask)

[Lemeri]

It was enchanted to make

[Lemika]

a plague sweep the world.

[Lemeri]

It killed every single being.

[Lemika]

And good riddance to them.

[Lemeri]

They all sucked. But one

[Lemika]

such Lemming foresaw his own

[Lemeri]

death, and walked the land

[Lemika]

before the cataclysm. The Lemming

[dark_phoenix]

soon was dead. His ghost

[Lemika]

founded a club for evil

[Lemeri]

vampires who all voted to

[Lemika]

hang him from the yardarm.

[Lemeri]

The highest one, of course.

[Lemika]

And they did it, too.

[Lemeri]

Then they had a party.

[Lemika]

They got drunk on fine

[Lemeri]

imported Russian booze. Vodka and

[Lemika]

other such things. They also

[Lemeri]

Danced, for they had 600

[Lemika]

hours of nightlife before them.

[Lemeri]

They emptied their clips, and

[Lemika]

sprayed some more lead. Then

[Lemeri]

all ate deviled ham. It

[Lemika]

was such vile slop that

[Lemeri]

shot it full of lead, untill

[dark_phoenix]

the whisky bottles broke and

[Ice_Eagle91]

stabbed itself on the top.

[dark_phoenix]

The whisky leaked everywhere, including

[Ice_Eagle91]

the slimiest salad dressing from

[dark_phoenix]

Venezuela. The Venezuelens were angry

[Lemeri]

, so they shouted "You'll pay!"

[Louise]

"Do you accept credit cards?"

[Lemeri]

"No, I'm sorry. We don't"

[Lemika]

"Oblivion express, sir," snarled the

[dark_phoenix]

Lemfatal. Her hair suddenly changed

[Lemika]

into murderous lizards. It strangled

[dark_phoenix]

the credit cards. Soon everyone

[Lemeri]

was rolling in mud, like

[hydraboxdog]

the fifteen giant bouncing aardvarks.

[dark_phoenix]

The ants all died of fear.

[Lemika]

A new type of life

[dark_phoenix]

appeared. They were called post-its.

[hydraboxdog]

The Post-its ate all the

[dark_phoenix]

pencils. The world was ruined.

[Louise]

But then, cheapie pens appeared!

[Ice_Eagle91]

The pens kissed the teachers.

[dark_phoenix]

The students fainted. The principal

[hydraboxdog]

just ate a red hotdog.

[Lemeri]

Suddenly, a talking head rolled

[hydraboxdog]

through the open doorway. He

[Lemeri]

shouted in a great voice

[Andi]

"I will rule the world!!

[Lemeri]

It fell in the stew.

[Lemika]

This caused quite a stir.

[Ice_Eagle91]

A stir which smells gross.

[Louise]

Gross like a cave-man's armpit.

[namida]

Nemesis and Penance were monsters,

[Ice_Eagle91]

monsters that smelled like trolls.

[namida]

Zhokkleberry-flavoured shit rained from clouds.

[Ice_Eagle91]

(Censor that word!)

"You broke the rules!" someone

[namida]

burped, while smelling someone's farts.

[Ice_Eagle91]

It was really, really disgusting.

[namida]

The losers lost. G3K smelled.

[Ice_Eagle91]

He smelled only 12%. So

[namida]

the other 88% was arses...

[Ice_Eagle91]

Someone cleaned him, but then

[namida]

the arses still smelled 88%.

[Louise]

Louise has created a monster.  O_O

[Lemika]

It shall destroy all who

[namida]

fail either English OR Maths.

[Lemika]

And those who defy it.

[G3K]

Including the one and only...

[Lemika]

atomic super-droid, who in turn

[namida]

helped people's mums with housework.

[Lemika]

Then murdered them slowly, cruelly.

[namida]

The losers lost. Again. However,

[Lemika]

that means nothing to reasonable

[namida]

numbers of selfish/retarded people from

(Note that selfish/retarded counts as one word due to slash! )

[Lemika]

a wide variety of inhospitable

[namida]

hospitals. "Right", Lemmy whispered to....

[Timballisto]

a big can of wood.

[Lemika]

Then he took a fall.

[Louise]

Into the deepest, darkest despair.

[Lemika]

Sadly, he never did recover.

[namida]

Until he found a goldfish...

[Lemika]

that showed him the secrets

[namida]

of Advanced Sweeping. "Interesting idea,"

[Louise]

but not as good as

[Lemika]

some I've heard," sneered Lemmy.

[namida]

Lem'ka bought "Shit On Toast"...

[Louise]

at 'The Salad Bowl' cafe.

[Timballisto]

"But there are the extraminancelus!"

[namida]

Fat Mother opened the door.

[Andi]

"OMG! It's all messed up!"

[namida]

said a retarded chicken. "Oh...

[Louise]

I see you own smeggalinas!

[Lemika]

Which was a lie. Theives

[Timballisto]

sacked Rome in 400 AD. &#A0; &#A0;O_o

[Lemika]

They loped away with the

[Timballisto]

last remaining roman standard.

[Lemika]

Centuries later, this was a

[Timballisto]

environmentally friendly shampoo bottle, which...

[Lemika]

was a detriment to all.

[Timballisto]

Suddenly, a gigantic atomic core

[Lemika]

imploded near a little-known planet,

[G3K]

...causing many a corrupted savestate.

[Timballisto]

This placed Fox at Corneria.

(darn it!)

[Lemika]

A competition was being held,

[Timballisto]

that had people try to...

[Lemika]

hurl spears at living targets.

[dark_phoenix]

Everyone was a terrible shot.

[Lemika]

Some even impaled themselves, so

[Timballisto]

Frederick Barbarossa led teutonic knights...

[Lemika]

around the pits of slaughter.

[Liebatron]

everyone but slippy laughed. Frederick Barbarossa

[Lemika]

had a self destruct sequence.

[Liebatron]

it didn't work.staples hopped

[Lemeri]

Over a pit and missed.

[Lemika]

It was a gruesome death.

[Liebatron]

Then all ants killed themselves.

[Lemika]

None were greatly saddened, therefore

[Liebatron]

2247 species of hymonepteran insects

[Lemika]

were destroyed by legions of

[Timballisto]

nuclear forks.  This caused mass...

[Lemika]

hysteria among the decimated population.

[Timballisto]

Popular sovereignty ensued.  This was

[Lemika]

poorly recieved. The angry mob

[Liebatron]

hurt it self during the rebellion.

[Lemeri]

Thousands died one bloody night.

[Timballisto]

The fish eventually dominated earth.

[Lemika]

This led to a rebellion.

[Timballisto]

Control went to the squirrels. X_X

[Lemika]

They abused their power. Nothing

[Timballisto]

ate the tomato, so it...

[Lemeri]

Savage Night Creatures invaded earth.

[Lemika]

imploded gruesomely, raining gore everywhere.

[Lemika]

They imposed martial law, decreeing

[Timballisto]

That Charles II did not...

[Lemika]

have mercy for petty criminals.

[Timballisto]

"BEWARE OF THE FEET".  This

[Lemika]

was emblazoned upon the hull

[Timballisto]

of the Pheonician quadrareme.  Ghosts......

[Lemika]

rended their victim's souls so

[Timballisto]

that the Phoenician empire revived.

[Lemeri]

And then it fell forever

[Timballisto]

.  This was good for Italy.

[Lemika]

Unfortunately, someone started the nuclear

[Timballisto]

toximbom, which ended in stalemate.

[Lemika]

The sun imploded, casually snuffing

[Lemeri]

half the known universe out.

[Timballisto]

Smilies attacked nothingness  

[Isu]

Then they managed to take

[Timballisto]

down Baron Manfred Von Richtofen.

[namida]

Then someone looked up Goatse...

[Timballisto]

and ate the reply button!!!  O_o

[Isu]

Of your remote control to

[Timballisto]

Bob's house.  The dynamite exploded

[Isu]

and took the top half

[Lemeri]

of his head clean off.

[Lemika]

Blood and gore spurted everywhere.

[Lemeri]

"DOWN WITH THE WORLD!" A

[dark_phoenix]

mutated lemming cried. Mole rats

[Timballisto]

were eating Sartor.  Keanor fell!!!

[Lemeri]

"Surprise..." a Darkfriend laughed into

[Timballisto]

a box of donuts.  The.........

[Lemeri]

The donut box ate him.

[Timballisto]

Shortly after, they were chased...

[Lemeri]

into a hole full of

[Lemika]

the tortured dead. Bizarre monstrosities

[Timballisto]

ate Malon.  They were applauded.

[dark_phoenix]

The wombat of Seville kicked

[Timballisto]

the ICBM, which caused explosion!

[dark_phoenix]

Explosions cause rubble. Rubbles causes

[Isu]

Death and Suffocation, this causes

[dark_phoenix]

carnage; food for the vultures.

[Timballisto]

There were excessive man-eating donuts.

[dark_phoenix]

But the men ate donuts.

[Timballisto]

So Finland made more donuts,

[Isu]

and so did Saudi Arabia

[?QuErY?]

which turned very bright blue

[Isu]

then pink, black, and red

[Timballisto]

.  There were too many Arbalests.

[drumnbach]

And quite a few trebuchets.

[?QuErY?]

Which is also why parrots

[Liebatron]

are called budgies. A parrot/budgie

[Timballisto]

ate the trebuchets from before!

[AstralLemming]

[My 50th post! ]


The odd lack of trebuchets

[drumnbach]

...opened up a niche for...

[Isu]

the Korean Market to sell

[drumnbach]

...nuclear homing parrots to the ...

[Timballisto]

the teutonic knights!  Oh no!

[namida]

A n00b appeared. He/she liked...

[drumnbach]

...hyphenating words to sneak extra...

[namida]

cookies into the glass jar.

[Isu]

Seiko was amazed to find

[Lemika]

mutated parrots clawing at the

[Isu]

D sign of the shirt

[Timballisto]

that had donuts.  Too many...

[Lemika]

traces of deadly poison in

[Isu]

The bottle of juice caused

[Lemika]

the unlamented, untimely death of

[Timballisto]

Bob.  His family was devestated.

[AstralLemming]

A wolf ate thirty five

[Isu]

pigs, then thirty five donuts.

[Timballisto]

He discovered he prefered donuts.

[Isu]

So thats it? someone asked

[Timballisto]

Bob.  "Actually yes"

[AstralLemming]

He replied. A sign read

[Isu]

"This Sign has sharp edges!"

[Timballisto]

"Oh bother it!!!" said sd;ljasd;fj.

[Isu]

Sd;ljasd;fj is a computer program
(I hate those wierd and unusual names Timballisto. :mikeundecided:)

[Timballisto]

that calculates several thousand equations.

[Lemika]

It malfunctioned magnificently, destroying gigabytes

[Isu]

, this formed gigabugs, which was

[Timballisto]

harmful to the database.  Meanwhile

[Lemika]

it eroded the cybernetic memory

[Timballisto]

.  "Does that even exist?" said

[Isu]

John, who was with his

[Timballisto]

chicken at the time.  When

[Isu]

the chicken bit its leg

[Lemika]

the bird experienced sudden death.

[Isu]

This greatly upset John, who

[Timballisto]

had to fund the funeral.

[Isu]

John hung himself because of

[Timballisto]

this. He had no funeral.

[Isu]

The third funeral was a

[Timballisto]

bad one.  The dead guy

[Isu]

didn't stay dead, although It's

[Lemika]

undead hand attempted to throttle

[Isu]

a nearby child, who just

[Timballisto]

first thought.  It was ununununundead

[Timballisto]

wrote a note to his

[Isu]

pet Rabbit, who was staying

[Timballisto]

at the funeral.  The zombie

[Isu]

was not as undead as

[Lemika]

which apparently further reduced its

[Isu]

undeadiness. It then became undeadly

[Timballisto]

to the box store.  "BAD!"

[Isu]

said the Manager, who swiftly

[Timballisto]

removed the undead guy.  Then

[Isu]

a restraining order was placed

[Timballisto]

on the dead guy.  He

[Liebatron]

Killed the computer. Graphics Adaptors

[Isu]

took over the world, after

[Lemika]

all. These were dark times

[Isu]

for the people of Nomsyville.

[Timballisto]

They had to eat peanuts.

[Isu]

Their cats ate their dogs

[Timballisto]

and their dogs ate rocks!

[Lemika]

Thankfully, the dogs choked fatally.

[Isu]

This caused an extreme shortage

[Dashwarts]

of cat food. The cats

[Isu]

started eating other animals, until

[Dashwarts]

they ate poisonous snakes. That

[Isu]

stunted their population growth, with

[Timballisto]

that, they rebelled.  The dictator

[Lemika]

was overthrown, and replaced by

[Dashwarts]

a democracy. The elections made

[Isu]

good use of Postal Ballots.

[Lemika]

But not good enough! The

[Lemeri]

Postal man went Postal and

[Isu]

posted all his complaints to

[Timballisto]

the nearest post office box.

[Isu]

The post was sorted into

[Lemeri]

Two boxes; Spam, and Trash.

[Lemika]

The spam was burned, the

[Isu]

trash was incinerated, and this

[Timballisto]

caused an angry face appearance.


>=(

[Isu]

The Smiley was alarmed at

[Timballisto]

its own appearance!  It changed.

 8 |

[Lemika]

This didn't affect reality, however.

[Isu]

There were still countless varieties

[Lemika]

of superb automatic weapons, relentlessly

[Isu]

fired at poor criminals as

[Lemika]

they attempted ducks and rolls.

[Dashwarts]

They didn't survive that attack

[Isu]

and the terrorist threat was

[Lemika]

eliminated. Long life to the

[Isu]

Lower class population. They discovered

[Lemika]

imperfect cloning methods, creating such

[Isu]

flies that had the ability

[Lemika]

to devour flesh, reforming into

[Isu]

a civilization, the flies began

[Lemeri]

Cloning more, and Rudolph was

[Isu]

considered to be some kind

[Timballisto]

of large chicken.  This was

[Isu]

very bad for the higher

[Timballisto]

order of slugs.  They decided

[Lemeri]

to give him the death.

[Isu]

This was an unattainable target

[AstralLemming]

as cats like to annoy

[Isu]

the much younger generation of

[Timballisto]

hamsters.  The hamsters ate rocks.

[Isu]

This formed an ancient dust.

[AstralLemming]

It fell in clouds upon

[Lemeri]

the last day. Millions died.

[Isu]

There was no more left.

[Lemika]

And thus it was declared

[AstralLemming]

that dogs should eat monkeys

[Lemeri]

only on the Feast of

[Lemika]

the Mad Hermit. Without doubt,

[AstralLemming]

this was catastrophic. Unknown forces

[Isu]

Tried to taint the touch

(That not too many T's is it? )

[Timballisto]

of the elven hamburger stand.

(yeah, just one too many T's)

[Isu]

This resulted in The Force

(Tee Hee )

[AstralLemming]

getting scrambled up. "Oh no!"

[Isu]

said a nerby impressionist. "Stop

[Timballisto]

removing garage barriers!" said Jimmy.

[Argai]

Suddenly Jimmy got hurt by

[AstralLemming]

a mysterious green rat, who

[Timballisto]

ate other mysterious green rats.

[Isu]

Shortly after, there were only

[Timballisto]

two left.  They fought to

[guest]

eat the moldy cheese of

[AstralLemming]

Scrumpy Downs, who is angry

[ccexplore]

over the mess Qixzii, his

[Isu]

one-eyed, one-horned, flying, purple people

[Timballisto]

eater.  This was a tuna

[guest]

fish of great power, it

[Timballisto]

began to conquer the world.

[Isu]

However, it couldn't take Tibet

[Timballisto]

because he always rolled ones.


^_^

[Isu]

His opponent always rolled sixes.

[guest]

The muffin rolled a seven?

[AstralLemming]

, which is impossible. something exploded

[Isu]

outside Outer Outingham. "Ouch" he

[guest]

said as he banged his

[Isu]

little brother against the wall.

EDIT: I've just changed "on" to "against". Nothing special.

[guest]

That left some gooey green

[Isu]

volatile substance, which then changed

[Timballisto]

into a rich man who

[AstralLemming]

ate five pies, which contained

[Isu]

the deadly Chemical X. This

[Timballisto]

made more pies.  The public

[Isu]

got a lifetime supply of

[Timballisto]

pies.  "TOO MANY PIES!!!!!!" shouted

[Isu]

The Mayor, who had just

[AstralLemming]

eaten a large blueberry pie.

[Timballisto]

A chicken was in disguise.

[guest]

The chicken was eaten by

[Isu]

a rather large bird. Flies

[Timballisto]

were made by the clouds.

[Isu]

These clouds, made from tiny

[Timballisto]

water droplets, rained.  Rain's good!

[AstralLemming]

Said a purple frog. Cats

[Timballisto]

ate the purple frogs.  Grating

[guest]

cheese damages your arteries. There

[Isu]

are many ways in which

[guest]

platypusses can eat falling beans.

(story summary coming up)

[guest]

(I can't get it to work and I'm NOT doing a summary completely by hand! Maybe someone who's a better programmer can isolate all the posts.)

[Timballisto]

"Want some magic beans?  They're

[AstralLemming]

very tasty." Said a lady

[Isu]

to an inexperienced young boy.

[Timballisto]

"NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?" said the boy.  Dirt

[Isu]

realised that it was treated

[AstralLemming]

like itself. Something died horribly

[Isu]

during that experiment, and many

[Timballisto]

dirt grains weeped for eternity.

[guest]

Suddenly there was a huge

[Isu]

earthquake, measuring 9.6 on the

[Lemika]

Richter scale. Millions died of

[AstralLemming]

weirdness poisoning, which is why

[Isu]

you must always carry syringes

[Timballisto]

to inject into bricks.  Heavy

[Isu]

Armoury can also have this

(WOOHOO!:party: Crack open the Champagne, I've reached the big 500! )

[Timballisto]

technical problem in paint 2.

(Imagine that. &#A0;Paint 2? &#A0;(laughing))

[AstralLemming]

Cream cheese attacked people's sandwiches

(story summary coming up)

(I can't get it to work and I'm NOT doing a summary completely by hand! Maybe someone who's a better programmer can isolate all the posts.)

(I think a decent summary of this is 'Randomness'. )

[Isu]

and was defeated by mustard

[guest]

. This caused a catsup uprisal

[Timballisto]

which made too many bukcets.

[Isu]

 "That's 'Buckets'" Mustard corrected, "you

[Timballisto]

freaking moron!"  Well then we

[guest]

exploded. Instantly a cow transofogipolliwogamushified

[Isu]

into a bull, it became

[AstralLemming]

a really, really confused bull

[Isu]

who had eaten a pig.

[AstralLemming]

Pigs hate pork pies because

[Isu]

they could be eating their

[Ice_Eagle91]

own bodies, which tasted weird.

[Lemika]

Was this worse than cannibalism?

[Isu]

Well, no. It's roughly the

[Timballisto]

equivalent of a bad hamburger.

[Lemika]

And so, comforted by that

[Ice_Eagle91]

the pigs started eating themselves.

[Timballisto]

They weren't all that smart.

[Ice_Eagle91]

Lord Voldemort arrived and ate

[Timballisto]

stupidity.  He became stupid.  "Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhh..."

[Ice_Eagle91]

Harry Potter laughed out loud.

[AstralLemming]

Some person got a cold.

[Ice_Eagle91]

That person was Draco Malfoy.

[Isu]

He held a contest of

[Timballisto]

who could drown the fastest.

[Ice_Eagle91]

The contestants were: Professor Snape,

[Isu]

Some other Dude, and a

[AstralLemming]

bright purple cow called Fhqwhgads.

[Isu]

Obviously, Fhqwhgads won, and so

[Jazzem]

He tripped over himself happily!

[Ice_Eagle91]

Snape was really angry, so

[Isu]

he decided to go on

[Ice_Eagle91]

and trap Fhqwhgads. Unfortunately, he

[Jazzem]

Stumbled across a mine field.

[AstralLemming]

His head a splode. Many

[Ice_Eagle91]

ugly boys had appeared. Suddenly,

[AstralLemming]

someone made hot chocolate which

[drumnbach]

was rather hot and chocolatey

[Ice_Eagle91]

and smothered with many marshmallows.

[AstralLemming]

His cat found it delicious,

[Isu]

so he fed it more

[Ice_Eagle91]

and more of the delicious

[AstralLemming]

drink. It inflated and

[drumnbach]

grew a basket between its

[Isu]

Thighs. This puzzled many, and

[Ice_Eagle91]

few thought this was a

[AstralLemming]

wierd thing to think about.

[Ice_Eagle91]

Others thought this was funny.

[Jazzem]

So they were arrested for...

[Ice_Eagle91]

imitating the cat. "NO!!!!" they

[Isu]

shouted, as they were dragged

[Jazzem]

Into the depths of Atlantis.

[AstralLemming]

Atlantis suddenly exploded, and many

[Jazzem]

Of the giggling macho squirrels

[Isu]

took part in a ceremony

[ccexplore]

sacrificing Lemmings floppies to the

[Jazzem]

Bean babies of the world.

[Ice_Eagle91]

This was really, really sad.

[Jazzem]

So the lemmings floppies escaped

[AstralLemming]

and got some random people

[Isu]

to shout, while being dragged

[Ice_Eagle91]

right into the murky aqueduct.

[Lemika]

This bizarre ritual caused untoward

[Ice_Eagle91]

men to run around the

[Lemika]

echoing halls of the dead.

[Ice_Eagle91]

But then mummies emerged from

[Jazzem]

The island of Japanese turtles.

[Ice_Eagle91]

Then Vietnamese animals started to

[Jazzem]

Attack all with frilly hats!

[Chmera]

A grey, depressed elephant guy

(TOTPD!)

[Jazzem]

Filled his trunk with coconuts...

[Isu]

and broke the World Record

[Chmera]

for 'Biggest waste of dump'.

(Spot the references! [smiley=devil.gif])

[Ice_Eagle91]

He also won a big

[Jazzem]

fat, gravity defying duck. This

[Ice_Eagle91]

made the guy laugh out

[Isu]

thus breaking the world record

[Liebatron]

Reluctance of KAESE for australepithicai.

[Jazzem]

This irritated the polar bears...

[Chmera]

and caused them to explode

[Jazzem]

Who are you and what have you done with the world's sanity level!?

...with great immeasurable teddy power.

[Ice_Eagle91]

One polar bear survived, and

[Chmera]

poked the turkey to bring

[Jazzem]

justice to spanish internet forums.

[Isu 2006]

However, the German ones were

[Ice_Eagle91]

blocking the turkey from doing

[Chmera]

strange things with old CDs

[Lemika]

for which he should have

[drumnbach]

been put on the sex-offenders

[Chmera]

Wall Of Shame. A cat

[Ice_Eagle91]

was banned from a forum

[Jazzem]

For posting about casino games

(You all should recognise that )

[Chmera]

. Weird eggs were strategically placed

[Jazzem]

on a pink chess board,

[tseug]

which spontaneously combusted, throwing huge

[Chmera]

electrical charges at magical kittens

[Jazzem]

who all fell into eggcups.

[Chmera]

The eggcups fell from the

[Lemika]

sky, slaying several bizzarre lifeforms.

[Ice_Eagle91]

One bizarre lifeform, which was

[Lemika]

now marooned on this wasted

[Chmera]

effort of a god-forsaken planet

(I'm hating life right now. XD)

[Lemika]

stole a knife and went

[Ice_Eagle]

to stab itself, like Juliet.

[Lemika]

Nobody stopped it, so it

[namida]

got bored and ate sushi.

[Lemika]

It discovered that sushi did

[namida]

not like being eaten, so...

[Ice_Eagle]

it diced the sushi. However,

[Chmera]

a mouthful of crisps screamed.

(Semi-quoting IM conversations can be fun. [smiley=laugh.gif])

[Ice_Eagle]

Then 15 pieces of cake

[Lemika]

detonated in the mouths of

[namida]

the almighty dingo of Dingeria.

[Lemika]

It died a painful death.

[namida]

Someone touched themself at night...

[Ice_Eagle]

. It was some weirdo named

[namida]

Ice_Eagle. He was not related...

[Ice_Eagle]

to anyone. Then he disappeared.

[namida]

And the dingo appeared again.

[btw Ice: do you have MSN or any other messenger software?]

[Ice_Eagle]

(yeah. I have AIM.)

It started to bug other

[namida]

dingoes, which caused hydrochloric acid...

[add Steaver370]

[Ice_Eagle]

, plus iodine and uranium, which

[namida]

all reacted to form Dingonium.

[Ice_Eagle]

Dingonium is extremely radioactive to

[namida]

the maximum extent permitted by...

[Ice_Eagle]

all organisms of any type.

[namida]

The exception was someone's mamma.

[hey, did you add me? I didn't get any message from you yet...]

[Ice_Eagle]

(yeah. i added you)

Dingonium poisoned many tundras, forests,

[namida]

[say something! ^_^]

and mums. However, one atom...

[Ice_Eagle]

secretly traveled across the forest,

[namida]

and exploded. This was not...

[Ice_Eagle]

good at all. Californium had

[namida]

recayed into ¹³³²₆₆₆De (Develenium). This...

[Ice_Eagle]

element is agile and powerful.

[namida]

With Hydrochloric Acid, it formed...

[Ice_Eagle]

a super-strong element that's named

[namida]

Yourmummer. Yourmummer's chemical symbol was...

[Ice_Eagle]

Ym. It could be solid,

[Lemika]

and had the power to

[Ice_Eagle]

wipe out a whole biome.

[Lemika]

Luckily, scientists realized this and

[Ice_Eagle]

was able to produce medicine

[Lemika]

capable of counteracting the effects.

[namida]

It didn't work on lemmings,

[Ice_Eagle]

They used it on the

[Lemika]

entire area surrounding their testing

[Ice_Eagle]

and the element had arrived.

[Lemika]

The scientists then unleashed a

[Ice_Eagle]

weapon on the element. The

[Lemika]

weapon accidentally annihilated the world.

[Ice_Eagle]

The element survived the annihilation.

[Lemika]

The scientists, however, did not.

[Ice_Eagle]

The element ate the black

[Lemika]

metal moon base, and was

[Ice_Eagle]

then eating planets, first Venus.

[Lemika]

It irrationally moved on to

[Ice_Eagle]

Mercury, Jupiter, Neptune, Pluto, Mars,

[Lemika]

and then Saturn and Uranus.

[Ice_Eagle]

They were the hardest to

[namida]

eat the shorts of without...

[Ice_Eagle]

destroying the rings first. Fortunately

[Lemika]

getting severe indigestion. Afterwards it

[Ice_Eagle]

destroyed the rings with ease.

[namida]

A B C D E

[Ice_Eagle]

F G H I- but

[namida]

J and K were fucking.

[Ice_Eagle]

L, M, and N shrieked.

[namida]

O, P, Q and R...

[Ice_Eagle]

fought. S sped across town.

[namida]

T and U were retards.

[Ice_Eagle]

V and W were caged.

[Lemika]

They were all shot dead.

[Ice_Eagle]

What about X, Y, Z?

[Lemika]

They were brutally stabbed. Sad.

[Ice_Eagle]

They were stabbed by Tybalt.

[namida]

So someone invented a new...

[Lemika]

blood sport and declared that

[Ice_Eagle]

it can easily kill Tybalt.

[Lemika]

It did. They celebrated with

[Ice_Eagle]

Mercutio and Benvolio with happiness.

[Lemika]

Soon they would be dead.

[Ice_Eagle]

Lady Capulet should be blamed.

[Lemika]

They hung her at noon.

[Ice_Eagle]

Lord Capulet cried like a

[Lemika]

little boy. It was shameful.

[Ice_Eagle]

Juliet and the Nurse weeped.

[Lemika]

Marauding aliens rampaged through town,

[Ice_Eagle]

assassinating Lord Capulet. Romeo and

[namida]

his mum "did it". Hehe.

[Ice_Eagle]

Juliet shrieked and slapped Romeo.

[Lemika]

He ineffectually punched at her.

[Ice_Eagle]

Suddenly Mercutio jumped at Juliet

[Lemika]

shooting Romeo in the groin.

[Ice_Eagle]

Juliet killed Mercutio. Benvolio killed

[Lemika]

everyone else. The aliens slew

[Ice_Eagle]

Juliet. Benvolio joined the aliens.

[namida]

However, he was a double-agent.

[Ice_Eagle]

Benvolio's face was painted red.

[namida]

He had a maths exam,

[shame, I got the 1000th post in this topic - note the "replies" counter doesn't include the first post, so that's why I thought at first this was the 999th!]

[Ice_Eagle]

which tested him if he

[namida]

knew what 2+2 equalled. Fish.

[Ice_Eagle]

Benvolio got all answers correct.

[namida]

However, he still failed, because...

[Lemika]

the aliens had higher standards.

[namida]

They decided to move zig.

[Lemika]

During a gruesome feast, the

[namida]

dopefish quickly ate Commander Keen.

[Lemika]

Then, strangely, a vorticon wandered

[Ice_Eagle]

in a Lemmings Level. The

[namida]

lemmings were not impressed. This...

[Ice_Eagle]

was weird. The level's name

[namida]

was "All Your Lem Are

[Ice_Eagle]

Belong To Us" which was

[namida]

in both LP2 and UC7.

[Ice_Eagle]

That was a secret level.

[namida]

Or was it? Recent studies...

[Ice_Eagle]

show that this level can

[namida]

be solved without the nuke.

[Ice_Eagle]

The style file for it

[namida]

decided to run away and...

[Ice_Eagle]

cause an error in Cheapo.

[namida]

This caused disruptions in time.

[Ice_Eagle]

It also corrupted many levels,

[namida]

and made many farts. They...

[Ice_Eagle]

corrupted all Lemmings-based style files.

[namida]

Default.sty survived however, somehow, because...

[Ice_Eagle]

it had no graphics inside.

[namida]

Actually, it did. It had...

[Lemika]

images of exploding brains, and

[Ice_Eagle]

lots of nuking innocent lemmings.

[namida]

Everyone started singing Puffy AmiYumi's

[Lemika]

songs, which were somewhat bizarre.

[namida]

Except "SUNRISE", that one ruled.

[Ice_Eagle]

Other glitches in Default.sty include

[namida]

teh dingo pwning all zhokkleberries.

[Ice_Eagle]

Plus, musics 1 to 21

[namida]

had forgotten Ten Letter Story!

[Ice_Eagle]

Music 6 had become extinct!

[namida]

Ice_Eagle also forgot 10LS. He...

[Ice_Eagle]

actually didn't feel like it.

[namida]

Someone asked him why not.

[Ice_Eagle]

It was because he's tired.

[namida]

So someone smashed his face.

[Ice_Eagle]

Until a post in 10LS

[namida]

ate many shorts. This disturbed...

[Ice_Eagle]

someone a lot. Also, the

[namida]

entire dingo population were vapourized.

[Ice_Eagle]

The vaporization produced a new

[namida]

smell. This was called "gyratetrix".

[Ice_Eagle]

It was supposed to sting

[namida]

but instead, it ressurected goats.

[Ice_Eagle]

And dingoes and extinct animals.

[namida]

"ALL YOUR BASE, BRO!" said

[Ice_Eagle]

an ugly coin. It was

[namida]

ugly. This didn't mean anything...

[Chmera]

because it was ugly. A

[Ice_Eagle]

big furry pen randomly combusted.

[namida]

Someone's mum was not impressed.

[Ice_Eagle]

A cake, glue, brick, candle,

[namida]

goat, email adress, and a...

[Ice_Eagle]

chunk of a cream pie

[namida]

took over the entire world.

[Ice_Eagle]

Each of them started declaring

[namida]

bisexuality illegal, except the candle.

[Ice_Eagle]

The candle was immediately executed.

[namida]

But it's mother fucker survived.

[Ice_Eagle]

So the mother candle screamed

[namida]

as an unknown object tried...

[Ice_Eagle]

to melt the mother candle.

[namida]

This resulted in much evil.

[Ice_Eagle]

The glue tried to kill

[namida]

a duck. A DUCK? This...

[Ice_Eagle]

made the duck eat it.

[Liebatron]

Since the candle was taped