Lemmings vs Humans

[Clam]

Winter clothing gets rolled up and put away for the summer.
-1 Hats, Scarfs and Gloves; these get rolled in together
+1 Summer

Lemmings: 3
Backups: 3
Humans: 1
Capybaras: 1
Hamsters: 1
Hats, Scarfs and Gloves: 3
Summer: 1

[ccexplore]

The Capybara accidentally sat on the Hamster smooshing it to death.
The human took the hat since hats can be worn all seasons.

-1 Hamster
-1 Hat (separated from Scarfs and Gloves)

Lemmings: 3
Backups: 3
Humans: 1
Capybaras: 1
Hamsters: 0
Hats 2
Scarfs and Gloves: 3
Summer: 1

[GigaLem]

Did a Capybara used Body Slam and it got a Critical hit?
...
Geese i play way too much Pokémon

Lemmings: 3
Backups: 3
Humans: 1
Capybaras: 1
Hats: 2
Scarfs and Gloves: 3
Summer: 1
...
Pokémon: ? (I know I am going to regret putting this here  )

[Simon]

Dots are good, +1 for "..."

Also, the list is now sorted by votes.

Lemmings: 3
Backups: 3
Scarfs and Gloves: 3
Hats: 2
Humans: 1
Capybaras: 1
Summer: 1
...: 1
Pokémon: ?

-- Simon

[mobius]

-1 humans, cause humans are dumb, they make war and kill eachother
-3 scarfs and gloves cause I'm cold-blooded I don't need them
+1 ... [... sure is useful]
also +10 mobius, he's a great guy and deserves more attention

Lemmings: 3
Backups: 3
Scarfs and Gloves: 3 [-3]
Hats: 2
Humans: 1
Capybaras: 1
shingles: 1
Summer: 1
...: 2
Pokémon: 9000
mobius: 9

[-1 mobius for screwing up this silly game  ]

[Clam]

Reverted to the previous state, but the Pokémon data got corrupted.

Lemmings: 3
Backups: 3
Scarfs and Gloves: 3
Hats: 2
Humans: 1
Capybaras: 1
Summer: 1
...: 1
Pokémon: Missingno.

[mobius]

In a startling turn of events, the Capybara suddenly went rabid and killed the human! 

Lemmings: 3
Backups: 3
Scarfs and Gloves: 3
Hats: 2
Humans: -1 -1
Capybaras: 2 +1
Summer: 1
...: 1
Pokémon: Missingno.

[ccexplore]

The human's ghost haunts the Capybaras scaring them into hiding.  Oh, and the ghost made one single glove mysteriously disappeared.  That counts as -2 though, since usually people needs matching pair of gloves (unless you're Michael Jackson I guess).

Lemmings: 3
Backups: 3
Scarfs: 3
Gloves: 1 [-2]
Hats: 2
Ghost: 1 [+1]
Capybaras <-- [highlight to read]: 2 in hiding*
Summer: 1
...: 1
Pokémon: Missingno.

*must be unhidden before any changes can be made to their numbers, and you cannot make changes in the same turn where they are unhidden.

[Gronkling]

Tried to back down from a needless risk but got back up to face it instead. This destroyed a whole town.

Lemmings: 3
Scarfs: 3
Backups: 2 [-1]
Gloves: 1
Hats: 2
Ghost: 1
Capybaras <-- [highlight to read]: 2 in hiding*
Summer: 1
...: 1
Pokémon: Missingno.

*must be unhidden before any changes can be made to their numbers, and you cannot make changes in the same turn where they are unhidden.

[mobius]

"you can't have any of my ghost chips", from that funny video Clam showed months ago +1 ghosts 

Except everybody should know having a Missingno. in your party is dangerous! It has begun glitching up the scores, somebody quick take it out before the whole game is messed up. 

Lemmings: 3
Scarfs: 3
Backups: 2 [-1]
Gloves: A
doilies: 2
Ghost: 2 [+1]
Capybaras <-- [highlight to read]: 2 in hiding*
Summer: 12
...: -9
Pokémon: Missingno.

*must be unhidden before any changes can be made to their numbers, and you cannot make changes in the same turn where they are unhidden.

[Clam]

Nintendo recommends you release Missingno. to reverse the glitch effects. Unfortunately this doesn't work

-Missingno. Pokémon (removed)
-1 Nintendo

Lemmings: 3
Scarfs: 3
Backups: 2
Gloves: A
doilies: 2
Ghost: 2
Capybaras <-- [highlight to read]: 2 in hiding
Summer: 12
...: -9
Nintendo: -1

[mobius]

with the missingno. gone, glitches will stop but before it was removed, the ghosts turned into Clam and scarfs vanished (this happens often).
meanwhile the Capybaras came out of hiding. Now they're going after the poor Lemmings! 


Lemmings: 2 -1

Backups: 2
Gloves: A
doilies: 2
Clam Spammer: 2
Capybaras: 3 [+1]
Summer: 12
...: -9
Nintendo: -1

[Clam]

The Lix come along to Lend a Helping Hand... with baseball bats!

Lemmings: 2
Backups: 2
Gloves: A
doilies: 2
Clam Spammer: 2
Capybaras: 2 [-1]
Summer: 12
...: -9
Nintendo: -1
Lix: 1 [+1]
Baseball bats: 1 [+1]

[ccexplore]

Per Clam's avatar picture...

Lemmings: 2
Backups: 2
Gloves: A
doilies: 2
Clam Spammer: 2
Capybaras: 2
Summer: 12
...: -9
Nintendo: -1
Lix: -∞ [-∞ x 2--the avatar picture is on an infinite loop, and there are 2 Clams at the moment...]
Baseball bats: 1

 

[Clam]

The Clams go on a summer holiday!

Lemmings: 2
Backups: 2
Gloves: A
doilies: 2
Clam Spammer: 0 [-2]
Capybaras: 2
Summer: 14 [+2]
...: -9
Nintendo: -1
Lix: -∞
Baseball bats: 1