Author Topic: Lemmings vs Humans (Read 13297 times)

Clam · « **on:** January 14, 2014, 05:04:54 AM »

A silly game I played on another forum.

Give or take away points for any reason you like. Be creative!

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Lemmings get to dye their hair green! +1 Lemmings

Lemmings: 1
Humans: 0

ccexplore · « **Reply #1 on:** January 14, 2014, 07:44:33 PM »

Lemmings are permanently banned from boarding airplanes, for obvious reasons. ~~+1 Humans (well really more~~ -1 Lemmings)
[edit: taking away points is allowed so -1 Lemmings after all]

Lemmings: 0
Humans: 0

Clam · « **Reply #2 on:** January 15, 2014, 09:24:41 AM »

Lemmings are loyal and always do what you ask of them.

+1 Lemmings

Lemmings: 1
Humans: 0

ccexplore · « **Reply #3 on:** January 15, 2014, 01:28:46 PM »

Humans have played lemmings. Lemmings have yet to played humans.

+1 Humans

Lemmings: 1
Humans: 1

Clam · « **Reply #4 on:** January 16, 2014, 02:08:41 AM »

They just keep on coming

+1 Lemmings

Lemmings: 2
Humans: 1

mobius · « **Reply #5 on:** January 16, 2014, 03:25:54 AM »

Lemmings can somehow cut through rock and stone with their bare fists and make tunnels and then somehow the terrain above them does not fall down
+1 Lemmings

Lemmings: 3
Humans: 1

namida · « **Reply #6 on:** January 16, 2014, 03:33:26 AM »

Capybaras pwn both.
+1 Capybaras

=P

Clam · « **Reply #7 on:** January 16, 2014, 04:07:41 AM »

Hamsters can spin around on the spot, and even do so at variable speeds.
+1 Hamsters

Lemmings: 3
Humans: 1
Capybaras: 1
Hamsters: 1

namida · « **Reply #8 on:** January 16, 2014, 07:35:11 AM »

Nuclear weapons can remove all traces of lemmings, humans, hamsters and capybaras.
+1 Nukes

...Okay, this is getting a bit ridiculous now. =P xD

ccexplore · « **Reply #9 on:** January 16, 2014, 07:50:05 PM »

Restoring from a backup
+1 Backups

Lemmings: 3
Humans: 1
Capybaras: 1
Hamsters: 1
Backups: 1

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I rather like this.

Lemmings vs Humans wasn't going to get anywhere especially on the human side.

Clam · « **Reply #10 on:** January 17, 2014, 12:48:37 AM »

You need humans to manage the backups.
+1 Humans

Lemmings: 3
Humans: 2
Capybaras: 1
Hamsters: 1
Backups: 1

Humans get somewhere now that we have other stuff

namida · « **Reply #11 on:** January 17, 2014, 07:52:32 AM »

Backups will someday become fully automated and not require a human.
-1 humans, +1 backups

Lemmings: 3
Backups: 2
Humans: 1
Capybaras: 1
Hamsters: 1

Clam · « **Reply #12 on:** January 19, 2014, 09:22:07 PM »

I was hoping Hat, Scarf or Gloves would be another game like this one

+1 Hats, Scarfs and Gloves

Lemmings: 3
Backups: 2
Humans: 1
Capybaras: 1
Hamsters: 1
Hats: 1
Scarfs: 1
Gloves: 1

mobius · « **Reply #13 on:** January 20, 2014, 12:52:31 AM »

even tho geoo is away right now somehow cappybaras manage to get involved.

Some people's avatars aren't showing up for me and the site is acting funny so either -1 the forum or -1 my web browser

Hats, Scarfs and Gloves 1
Lemmings: 3
Backups: 2
Humans: 1
Capybaras: 1
Hamsters: 1
Hats: 1
Scarfs: 1
Gloves: 1

Simon · « **Reply #14 on:** January 20, 2014, 12:59:12 AM »

Wtf @ heads, scarfs and gloves being one common entry in addition to their three individual entries. We should backup (+1) the earlier ranking.

Lemmings: 3
Backups: 3
Humans: 1
Capybaras: 1
Hamsters: 1
Hats, Scarfs and Gloves: 1
Hats: 1
Scarfs: 1
Gloves: 1

Clam · « **Reply #15 on:** January 20, 2014, 07:53:44 AM »

Winter clothing gets rolled up and put away for the summer.
-1 Hats, Scarfs and Gloves; these get rolled in together
+1 Summer

Lemmings: 3
Backups: 3
Humans: 1
Capybaras: 1
Hamsters: 1
Hats, Scarfs and Gloves: 3
Summer: 1

ccexplore · « **Reply #16 on:** January 20, 2014, 11:22:05 AM »

The Capybara accidentally sat on the Hamster smooshing it to death.
The human took the hat since hats can be worn all seasons.

-1 Hamster
-1 Hat (separated from Scarfs and Gloves)

Lemmings: 3
Backups: 3
Humans: 1
Capybaras: 1
~~Hamsters: 0~~
Hats 2
Scarfs and Gloves: 3
Summer: 1

GigaLem · « **Reply #17 on:** January 21, 2014, 12:51:44 AM »

Did a Capybara used Body Slam and it got a Critical hit?
...
Geese i play way too much Pokémon

Lemmings: 3
Backups: 3
Humans: 1
Capybaras: 1
Hats: 2
Scarfs and Gloves: 3
Summer: 1
...
Pokémon: ? (I know I am going to regret putting this here

)

Simon · « **Reply #18 on:** January 21, 2014, 01:09:55 AM »

Dots are good, +1 for "..."

Also, the list is now sorted by votes.

Lemmings: 3
Backups: 3
Scarfs and Gloves: 3
Hats: 2
Humans: 1
Capybaras: 1
Summer: 1
...: 1
Pokémon: ?

-- Simon

mobius · « **Reply #19 on:** January 21, 2014, 04:12:12 AM »

-1 humans, cause humans are dumb, they make war and kill eachother
-3 scarfs and gloves cause I'm cold-blooded I don't need them
+1 ... [... sure is useful]
also +10 mobius, he's a great guy and deserves more attention

Lemmings: 3
Backups: 3
~~Scarfs and Gloves: 3 [-3]~~
Hats: 2
~~Humans: 1~~
Capybaras: 1
shingles: 1
Summer: 1
...: 2
Pokémon: 9000
mobius: 9

[-1 mobius for screwing up this silly game $:-\$ ]

Clam · « **Reply #20 on:** January 22, 2014, 12:43:32 AM »

Reverted to the previous state, but the Pokémon data got corrupted.

Lemmings: 3
Backups: 3
Scarfs and Gloves: 3
Hats: 2
Humans: 1
Capybaras: 1
Summer: 1
...: 1
Pokémon: Missingno.

mobius · « **Reply #21 on:** January 22, 2014, 06:56:23 PM »

In a startling turn of events, the Capybara suddenly went rabid and killed the human!

Lemmings: 3
Backups: 3
Scarfs and Gloves: 3
Hats: 2
~~Humans: -1 -1~~
Capybaras: 2 +1
Summer: 1
...: 1
Pokémon: Missingno.

ccexplore · « **Reply #22 on:** January 22, 2014, 11:14:55 PM »

The human's ghost haunts the Capybaras scaring them into hiding. Oh, and the ghost made one single glove mysteriously disappeared.

That counts as -2 though, since usually people needs matching pair of gloves (unless you're Michael Jackson I guess).

Lemmings: 3
Backups: 3
Scarfs: 3
Gloves: 1 [-2]
Hats: 2
Ghost: 1 [+1]
Capybaras <-- [highlight to read]: 2 in hiding*
Summer: 1
...: 1
Pokémon: Missingno.

*must be unhidden before any changes can be made to their numbers, and you cannot make changes in the same turn where they are unhidden.

Gronkling · « **Reply #23 on:** January 22, 2014, 11:42:27 PM »

Tried to back down from a needless risk but got back up to face it instead. This destroyed a whole town.

Lemmings: 3
Scarfs: 3
Backups: 2 [-1]
Gloves: 1
Hats: 2
Ghost: 1
Capybaras <-- [highlight to read]: 2 in hiding*
Summer: 1
...: 1
Pokémon: Missingno.

*must be unhidden before any changes can be made to their numbers, and you cannot make changes in the same turn where they are unhidden.

mobius · « **Reply #24 on:** January 23, 2014, 12:40:47 AM »

"you can't have any of my ghost chips", from that funny video Clam showed months ago +1 ghosts

Except everybody should know having a Missingno. in your party is dangerous! It has begun glitching up the scores, somebody quick take it out before the whole game is messed up.

Lemmings: 3
Scarfs: 3
Backups: 2 [-1]
Gloves: A
doilies: 2
Ghost: 2 [+1]
Capybaras <-- [highlight to read]: 2 in hiding*
Summer: 12
...: -9
Pokémon: Missingno.

*must be unhidden before any changes can be made to their numbers, and you cannot make changes in the same turn where they are unhidden.

Clam · « **Reply #25 on:** January 23, 2014, 07:29:42 AM »

Nintendo recommends you release Missingno. to reverse the glitch effects. Unfortunately this doesn't work

-Missingno. Pokémon (removed)
-1 Nintendo

Lemmings: 3
Scarfs: 3
Backups: 2
Gloves: A
doilies: 2
Ghost: 2
Capybaras <-- [highlight to read]: 2 in hiding
Summer: 12
...: -9
Nintendo: -1

mobius · « **Reply #26 on:** January 23, 2014, 06:35:20 PM »

with the missingno. gone, glitches will stop but before it was removed, the ghosts turned into Clam and scarfs vanished (this happens often).
meanwhile the Capybaras came out of hiding. Now they're going after the poor Lemmings!

Lemmings: 2 -1

Backups: 2
Gloves: A
doilies: 2
Clam Spammer: 2
Capybaras: 3 [+1]
Summer: 12
...: -9
Nintendo: -1

Clam · « **Reply #27 on:** January 25, 2014, 08:01:53 AM »

The Lix come along to Lend a Helping Hand... with baseball bats!

Lemmings: 2
Backups: 2
Gloves: A
doilies: 2
Clam Spammer: 2
Capybaras: 2 [-1]
Summer: 12
...: -9
Nintendo: -1
Lix: 1 [+1]
Baseball bats: 1 [+1]

ccexplore · « **Reply #28 on:** January 25, 2014, 08:19:38 AM »

Per Clam's avatar picture...

Lemmings: 2
Backups: 2
Gloves: A
doilies: 2
Clam Spammer: 2
Capybaras: 2
Summer: 12
...: -9
Nintendo: -1
Lix: -∞ [-∞ x 2--the avatar picture is on an infinite loop, and there are 2 Clams at the moment...]
Baseball bats: 1

Clam · « **Reply #29 on:** January 30, 2014, 01:41:28 AM »

The Clams go on a summer holiday!

Lemmings: 2
Backups: 2
Gloves: A
doilies: 2
~~Clam Spammer: 0~~ [-2]
Capybaras: 2
Summer: 14 [+2]
...: -9
Nintendo: -1
Lix: -∞
Baseball bats: 1

Clam · « **Reply #30 on:** February 15, 2014, 12:34:00 AM »

Thread has been left too long, all items lose 1 point to attrition.

Lemmings: 1
Backups: 1
Gloves: A - 1
doilies: 1
Capybaras: 1
Summer: 13
...: -10
Nintendo: -2
Lix: -∞
Baseball bats: 0

ccexplore · « **Reply #31 on:** February 16, 2014, 08:39:30 AM »

I'm going to take off yet another point on all items simply because this game really seem to have run into the ground. In another words -1 for "Lemmings vs Humans". Maybe another nuke is in order.

Lemmings: 0
Backups: 0
Gloves: A - 2
doilies: 0
Capybaras: 0
Summer: 12
...: -11
Nintendo: -3
Lix: -∞
Baseball bats: -1

Hmm...so tempted to do the strike-out thing like in H&H games......

GigaLem · « **Reply #32 on:** February 17, 2014, 06:16:04 PM »

*Becomes bored and plays pokemon X in my 3ds*

Lemmings: 0
Backups: 0
Gloves: A - 2
doilies: 0
Capybaras: 0
Summer: 12
...: -11
Nintendo: -3
Lix: -∞
Baseball bats: -1
Pokémon:1 (back from the missingno problem)

Clam · « **Reply #33 on:** February 20, 2014, 01:51:36 AM »

*NUKE*

Everything dies, except:
- the lemmings exploit the nuke glitch to save the required 50%
- summer turns into nuclear winter

Lemmings: 50%
Nuclear winter: 12
Nukes: 1