Same thing as the three word story, with five words instead of three per post.
Let's get started.

The trapdoor opened, sending lemmings

I think we all know what this is by now...

A lemming was

Don't you love worms?  I've been wondering...  what is your favorite version?
I like Worms Armageddon.

This one's from the old forums.  I was thinking about reviving the forum games anyways, so here goes.
We left off on "Coby" from tLSb.

KNOCK KNOCK
Dullstar:  Who's there this time?
*Gets up and answers the door*
Coby:  Hey, I'm Coby.  Who are you?
Dullstar:  Dullstar.
Coby:  Nice.
Dullstar:  Maybe we could play video games sometime.
Coby:  That would be nice.
Dullstar:  See you.  Keep in touch!

Dullstar sends The Doctor (you know, abducts Mimigas, red flowers/crystal?) to the next poster's house.

No longer a question, guys!
Now all we need are more level developers to do this, and, of course...

SOMEONE TO INSERT SOME NEW FEATURES!!!

Here's what we have, since the old forums... POOF.
Well, more like WANT to have.

Saving
Statistics
Linear Level Unlocking (like Revolution)
And of course, new levels.

I think there was more, but I forget what.

Submit a level here! Just submit the levels here now.  I don't know if it can be done, but I would like the topic that used to link to merged into this one.

If you've solved a challenge (or if you made the challenge) and someone else can't figure it out, this would be a good place to help.
Clam Spammer, I can't figure out the Tricky 28 challenge.  What is it?

I remember this from a (broken) forum.  The count to 4.2 x 10⁹⁹, while that part may be a joke, was always kinda fun.  Let's go!
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I don't know about you guys, but smileys haven't always been working for me.

Notice how this says .  That's the name of a broken smiley, if it appears the same way as it does for me.

:  http://www.henriwatson.com/sites/zach/lemmings/Smileys/lemmings/spam.gif
:  http://www.henriwatson.com/sites/zach/lemmings/Smileys/lemmings/smiley.gif
:  http://www.henriwatson.com/sites/zach/lemmings/Smileys/lemmings/wink.gif
:  http://www.henriwatson.com/sites/zach/lemmings/Smileys/lemmings/angry.gif
:  http://www.henriwatson.com/sites/zach/lemmings/Smileys/lemmings/shocked.gif
:  http://www.henriwatson.com/sites/zach/lemmings/Smileys/lemmings/cool.gif
:  http://www.henriwatson.com/sites/zach/lemmings/Smileys/lemmings/huh.gif
:  http://www.henriwatson.com/sites/zach/lemmings/Smileys/lemmings/tongue.gif
:  http://www.henriwatson.com/sites/zach/lemmings/Smileys/lemmings/laugh.gif
:  http://www.henriwatson.com/sites/zach/lemmings/Smileys/lemmings/devil.gif
: n http://www.henriwatson.com/sites/zach/lemmings/Smileys/lemmings/undecided.gif
:  http://www.henriwatson.com/sites/zach/lemmings/Smileys/lemmings/cry.gif
: http://www.henriwatson.com/sites/zach/lemmings/Smileys/lemmings/sick.gif
:  http://www.henriwatson.com/sites/zach/lemmings/Smileys/lemmings/sad.gif
:  http://www.henriwatson.com/sites/zach/lemmings/Smileys/lemmings/huh2.gif
:  http://www.henriwatson.com/sites/zach/lemmings/Smileys/lemmings/XD.gif
:  http://www.henriwatson.com/sites/zach/lemmings/Smileys/lemmings/scared.gif
:  http://www.henriwatson.com/sites/zach/lemmings/Smileys/lemmings/thumbsup.gif
:  http://www.henriwatson.com/sites/zach/lemmings/Smileys/lemmings/mikeembarassed.gif

There are more, but it's a start, right?

I'd like to make my own version of this game, but I don't know if there exists a usable editor.  I think there's one for WinUAE, but it's for the hard-drive version (I think Amiga), and that doesn't seem to work on WinUAE at all.

I'm thinking of making a large lemmings fangame (hey, this is where I've seen most fangame topics appear, correct me if it goes in the Level designing board).

Of course, I'll need help.  Requested positions:
Level designing: anyone can do this in any level editor, and submit them in the .lvl format
Lemmings with More Levels?:  It would be awesome if we could turn this into an ongoing project with more than 120 (or 100 if we use OhNo!) levels.  I know there's a similar thing called "Lemrmake" that makes it so you don't have to worry about those silly clone levels, but could something be done to add more levels?  If anyone can do this, I'd appreciate it!

NOTE:  If you make a really long post, and want to submit a level that isn't a post attachment, it would be easier if you made the download link a separate post, even if it does mean double posting.

Lemmings files are always causing Windows Explorer to crash.  It's very annoying, and I was in my Lemmix folder, when all of the sudden, Windows Explorer crashed, and so did a program that I can't identify called DrWatson Postmortem Debugger.  I've tried Google, but I can't figure out for certain what it is...

I kinda miss this from the Monochrome Nightmares forum, (Mr. K, is it working again YET?), so I'll start one here.

*Extends claws*

Anyone want to participate?

My website for now isn't getting many visitors, possibly because it's very new, so I decided to add an attraction:  it now has a lemmings fan base.  I would love to have it team up with the Lemmings Community, though keep in mind the fanbase isn't the main part of the site.  It's just a forum addition.

This will take you to the website's homepage.
This will take you to the forums.

I think we've all heard of this.
It's one of my favorite games ever, but Windows isn't cutting it, as it is starting to get a little bit... annoyed with my playing ever since Winamp was updated.  What a pain in the ***...

Have you heard about the woman who said that 43 million dollars is not enough to a divorce judge?

She says her weekly expenses are something like, I think it said 15,000 dollars.

What the heck?
Who can spend that much in a week? And why the heck does she need 1,000 dollars a week on skin and hair treatment?
Sure, while you might like limousine service, do you really need it?
And the person has, if I recall correctly, four homes!!!

Isn't that ridiculous?!
P.S. If you don't live in the U.S. you will need to convert the currency to see how much it is. I do not know anything about converting them.

Such a great game, eh? Gotta love blowing those other worms to smithereens. Especially with the banana bomb.

I wonder what Mr. K did with our Worms Armageddon CD?

This has got to be the world's greatest freeware game!

If you're willing to pay for it, it's supposedly coming out on WiiWare soon.

In the game, you are a robot on an island, with no idea what you are doing there. You learn about am evil person called the doctor who is torturing the Mimigas. You must save them!

See some discussion!

http://ksoftgames.isamedia.org/monochrome/

There's a topic in the lounge about it.

P.S.: Mr. K, you could really theme this better easily if you gave it the general appearance of your Monochrome Nightmares forums.