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mobius:
warning: Expect much less useful information and a lot more random, sometimes ignorant bull****, compared to Simon's blog. But Once and a while I can think of some useful gems.


today's random pointless rant: Open-faced sandwiches are dumb.

Why was this invented? Seriously. The sandwich was invented so you could eat the thing with your hands without getting messy, hence the two pieces of bread. If you remove one piece you're forced eat it with fork and knife, thus defeating the whole point of the "sandwich". Also why does it seem like every open-faced sandwich is purposely slathered in so much gravy or diarrhea so as to make more of a mess. An open-faced "sandwich" is not a sandwich.

Colorful Arty:
There is only one open-faced sandwich that is acceptable: French Toast.

Simon:
We have Brötchen in Germany, large bread rolls that you cut in half. They offer lots of grip, even without the top shell bun. :8():



-- Simon

NaOH:
Why have any bread at all? That only encourages poor decisions. Just remove the bread and suddenly: a delicious salad appears! :lix-grin:

ccexplore:
Hmm, wonder how prone the toppings are to falling off that open-faced Brötchen after multiple bites.

All that said, a pizza is very similar conceptually to the open-faced sandwich.  Usually you can eat a slice with one hand just fine with relatively few mess.  The generous layer of delicious melted cheese holding everything together helps a lot, of course. :P

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