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Re: The Endless Sentence
« Reply #45 on: July 19, 2004, 03:40:54 PM »
[Just depends how extreme a Christian you are... assuming you are one]

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« Reply #46 on: July 19, 2004, 03:44:06 PM »
[Yeah, I guess. I don't think it's the worst thing you could say, certainly.]

they all picked up shovels, and started hitting each other, and then they fell through a rift in the ground and it closed over them, and then they were totally destroyed, and that was the last anyone heard of them, and ...

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« Reply #47 on: July 19, 2004, 07:45:05 PM »
thus when the famous historian Manckar Maglarn found their bodies, he was so surpised that he got on a train heading for L.A. instead of Chicago, which was were he had meant to go, and he was so angry that he shot the driver and...

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« Reply #48 on: July 19, 2004, 07:46:43 PM »
was arrested for crimes against the crown, as the bus driver was actually the King, and was sent to jail, and was almost hung, and ...

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« Reply #49 on: July 20, 2004, 06:24:52 AM »
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Re: The Endless Sentence
« Reply #50 on: July 20, 2004, 01:57:55 PM »
vile lifeforms and juice, and they were sent to kill the man who killed the King, and they didn't succeed, so they...

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« Reply #51 on: July 20, 2004, 02:08:51 PM »
bacame powers of their own among the Baatezu devils, seeking power and wealth, which of course, they did not get, however...

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« Reply #52 on: July 20, 2004, 02:12:09 PM »
they did get something much better, in other words great ratings, so they were happy, and went on their way, and then...

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« Reply #53 on: July 20, 2004, 03:34:28 PM »
an evil psychopath killed them, sending their taint BACK to Bhaal, thus...

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« Reply #54 on: July 20, 2004, 08:04:45 PM »
destroying any chance of the demons cursing at him any longer, and then they decided to do more murder, and blood flew everywhere, and...

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« Reply #55 on: July 21, 2004, 01:30:51 AM »
Steaver:  Keep this stuff elsewhere!  >:(

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Re: The Endless Sentence
« Reply #56 on: July 21, 2004, 01:32:35 AM »
evil jims invaded the world and set up an evil regiem that annihilated all universes, and then people took refuge in Lemmings Universe, where defenses were set up and a revolt was being planned...

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« Reply #57 on: July 21, 2004, 02:16:27 AM »
because those who said bad words are punished, so...

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« Reply #58 on: July 21, 2004, 03:06:44 PM »
that they may say no more bad words after the Black Day of November, on which the sky turns black, and the hangings begin at noon, so....

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Re: The Endless Sentence
« Reply #59 on: July 21, 2004, 03:07:36 PM »
they all had a hideous shooting match of death, and most of them died before they could be hung, and then the rest were hung by the neck until dead, and then...