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Re: Best quotes from IRC and Mumble
« Reply #60 on: August 27, 2012, 09:24:56 PM »
more hilarious paraphernalia from the chat statistics page.  :D


Is mercur1 stupid or just asking too many questions? 42.1% lines contained a question!
_mobius didn't know that much either. 23.7% of his/her lines were questions.

The loudest one was GuyPerfect, who yelled 10.0% of the time!
Another old yeller was mobius__, who shouted 8.5% of the time!


thick_molasses is a very aggressive person. He/She attacked others 2 times.
For example, like this:
     * thick_molasses slaps thick_molasses around a bit with a large fishbot
TM_ can't control his/her aggressions, either. He/She picked on others 2 times.
Poor thickMolasses, nobody likes him/her. He/She was attacked 1 times.
For example, like this:
     * thickMolasses slaps thickMolasses around a bit with a large fishbot
Clam_Spammer seems to be unliked too. He/She got beaten 1 times.

Proxima__ brings happiness to the world. 35.6% lines contained smiling faces. :)
Proxima_ isn't a sad person either, smiling 32.9% of the time.
Proxima_ seems to be sad at the moment: 3.0% lines contained sad faces. :(
GuyPerfect is also a sad person, crying 2.8% of the time.

“for example, like this” ?  <that's worse than I talk  ;P

Pickelhaube wrote an average of 28.00 words per line.

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Re: Best quotes from IRC and Mumble
« Reply #61 on: August 28, 2012, 12:02:48 AM »
Hmm, how many of those stats are "natural" as opposed to skewed by purposely crafted messages? ;P

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Re: Best quotes from IRC and Mumble
« Reply #62 on: August 28, 2012, 12:56:22 AM »
none to my knowledge. With possible exception of me being the most aggressive person because when I first joined I clicked the "slap" button just to see what it was because I didn't know. all it does is "slap somebody with a large fishbot" and apparently nobody else except Clam who was on at the time used that feature and so I'm the most aggressive person there.  ??? :D

The stats aren't extremely accurate. For example; Proxima became "the happiest and saddest" person because he just used the most smiles in general.

Last night I said "fan" a bunch of times and insulfrog is still the biggest swearer.  ??? when he said it once?
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Re: Best quotes from IRC and Mumble
« Reply #63 on: August 28, 2012, 01:18:30 AM »
The swearing counter has been tested thoroughly by ccx, and it's completely weird. Apparently "fan" is a profane word in Swedish, but not even using it all the time had any impact. Maybe your name must be "insulfrog" for it to count?

Apparently nobody else is such a big fan of the Lemmings-style gameplay that the Lix has to offer...

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Re: Best quotes from IRC and Mumble
« Reply #64 on: August 28, 2012, 09:18:09 AM »
Ah yes, that brings back memories.  Still have no clue how it works, although it was almost eerie how the bot seems to not pick up any of my utterances that were purposely to test the swear word, and then suddenly when I just happened to have dropped the word in normal conversation it quickly got picked up and quoted. :scared: ;)

@möbius: one more thing to keep in mind is that insulfrog only uttered a total of 246 words, and the bot appears to rank swearing by percentage of total words or similar.  Your wordcount is quite a bit higher than 246.

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Re: Best quotes from IRC and Mumble
« Reply #65 on: August 28, 2012, 11:54:12 PM »
success!  :D

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sailor_sam has quite a potty mouth. 1.0% words were foul language.
For example, like this:
     <sailor_sam> I'm a huge fan of Lix
insulfrog also makes sailors blush, 0.4% of the time.

I logged in as "sailor_sam" a name which I used and has only about ~200 words on it. and said fan 3 or 4 times. every time was a sentence like the above. I don't remember if you tested whether it had anything to do with the context.

I also tried tackeling the "action" statistic but I'm not sure exactly how that works. Clam is the most active member, for example; like this;

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Clam_Spammer always lets us know what he/she's doing: 7 actions!
For example, like this:
     * Clam_Spammer nods
Also, GuyPerfect tells us what's up with 6 actions.
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Re: Best quotes from IRC and Mumble
« Reply #66 on: August 29, 2012, 12:51:49 AM »
 :thumbsup: Maybe it has to be "fan of".  Don't remember exactly what I tried.

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Re: Best quotes from IRC and Mumble
« Reply #67 on: August 29, 2012, 07:20:12 AM »
I think any usage of the word "fan" works. I'm second most sweary (with a little-used alternate nick: ClamSpammer =/= Clam_Spammer) for dropping this line:
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[22:24:24]   <ClamSpammer> the log that feeds into the stats page where 'fan' is considered a swear word


To do an action, enter a message starting with /me. For example:
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/me does an action as an example for the forum
shows up as:
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[08:16:35]   * Clam_Spammer does an action as an example for the forum

One of those nice little features of IRC that's fun to know :)

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Re: Best quotes from IRC and Mumble
« Reply #68 on: September 02, 2012, 12:13:04 AM »


Side note: on my view the word '"fan" was crossed out exactly, not sure why that's moved ???

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Re: Best quotes from IRC and Mumble
« Reply #69 on: September 21, 2012, 10:08:32 AM »
How great ideas are born:

[09:24:29]   <Clam_Spammer> do you have any ideas for remaking We All Fall Down?
[09:24:55]   <SimonN> Except using the terrain to the left, no
[09:26:22]   <Clam_Spammer> the Lix hell terrain lacks a spike object like the one over the exit, I thought of a couple of possible methods that rely on this
[09:26:53]   <Clam_Spammer> I guess it could be recreated with eraser blocks, but it won't look good
[09:27:14]   <SimonN> If you can throw something together in a graphics program, we can add it
[09:27:36]   <SimonN> Bent horns would also be amazing
[09:27:51]   <SimonN> You can decorate everything with bent horns and it will look threatening
[09:29:33]   <Clam_Spammer> hmm, an idea for the next incarnation of my forum avatar :D


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Re: Best quotes from IRC and Mumble
« Reply #70 on: November 08, 2012, 01:24:43 AM »
Here's a picture from Wikipedia:



Subtitle of this image: "Three degus keeping warm at Artis Zoo, Netherlands". Degus are highly social rodents.

R is a programming language which Steve hates. Also, Rrrrrrr is the sound generated by a buzz saw. Here's the appropriate adaption of the image. Two degus make sure that the first doesn't run away from programming in R:



And this is the Flockdraw version:



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Re: Best quotes from IRC and Mumble
« Reply #71 on: November 08, 2012, 05:32:20 AM »
ew where are you pointing that get it away from me  :-\
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Re: Best quotes from IRC and Mumble
« Reply #72 on: November 17, 2012, 02:04:50 AM »
Out of topic, but the Capybara made an appearance last Sunday on US primetime TV!  Granted it's on one of the lesser-known animated shows after The Simpsons, but still, I'd guess the number of times the rodent appears on a TV show outside of Animal Planet channel is pretty close to 0.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g65NSAFQkiQ [just a 45-minutesecond clip of the whole show]

Now aren't you glad you picked this rodent to represent yourself, geoo? ;P :D (j/k)

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Re: Best quotes from IRC and Mumble
« Reply #73 on: January 12, 2014, 02:39:44 AM »
The channel is picking up again :), and we welcomed back insulfrog, who for two years existed only in legend (aka. the channel stats).


From a couple days ago, more batter nonsense:
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[23:20:45] <insulfrog> yeah because of more than 2 player support and can have games over the LAN and internet with more nuts and bolts thrown in for good measure 
[23:22:28] <SimonN> the nuts and bolts must be used sparingly, it's got many extra skills over the normal 8 
[23:22:59] <SimonN> some people don't like the many new 
[23:23:34] <Clam> this is one of the great successes of Lix, new features are well scrutinised before they go in 
[23:23:35] <SimonN> most of the extra skills make multiplayer better 
[23:23:41] <SimonN> hmm :) 
[23:23:43] <Clam> *batter 
[23:23:47] <SimonN> batter 
[23:23:57] <Clam> batters are batter than no batters 
[23:29:13] <mobius_> I'll cook up some butter and make a better butter batter 
[23:29:32] <Clam> hope it's not too bitter 
[23:29:34] <SimonN> I'll be going to bat soon again 
[23:31:03] <Clam> place bats now on whether Lix works on my new laptop 


edit: also, apparently nobody knows how to get on to Mumble (no instructions anywhere), so many missed opportunities for best-of material :(

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Re: Best quotes from IRC and Mumble
« Reply #74 on: January 12, 2014, 08:57:30 PM »


[21:45] <mobius_> needs some happy little clouds
[21:49] <mobius_> i learned these techniques from Bob Ross
[21:49] <SimonN> bob ross painting doesn't use this many colors though
[21:50] <SimonN> and happy lonely fir trees
[21:54] <mobius_> Bob Ross is my hero and inspiration

-- Simon