What if _____ came to your house?

[Dullstar]

OH crud, forgot!  How about...

Tux, the Linux penguin?

[Burned]

*knock knock*

I opened the door.

Tux: ICEY!!! Me want ice! So hot outside!

I then gave Tux ice, but ended up making a mistake by freezing the lower half of his body.

Tux: HEY! NO FUN AT ALL! Unfreeze me!

I broke the ice that was under tux.

Tux: Me just want ice on me. Me hate the heat outside.
Ice_Eagle: But you're contradicting yourself. How can you have ice if the burning sun can melt you?
Tux: How can you survive under sun?
Ice_Eagle: Great. You suck.
Tux: You suck.
Ice_Eagle: You're the annoying one.
Tux: YOU WON'T EVEN GIVE ME ICE!

While Tux and I are arguing over ice, I send Dug the dog (www.youtube.com/watch?v=91eJgQRa5sA) to the next poster's house.

[Dullstar]

*knock knock*

Dullstar:  ...what is it?
*opens door*
Doug:  SQUIRREL!
*closes door*
Dullstar:  What the?

Sends Tux... again... to the next poster's house.  But be careful, it appears that he isn't happy about the ice incident!

[Burned]

*opens door*

Ice_Eagle: You again. What do you want?
Tux: ICE!!!!!!!! AND I REALLY WANT IT THIS TIME!
Ice_Eagle then froze him solid.

2 hours later...

After Ice_Eagle ate some hamburgers, there was another knock on the door. Ice_Eagle opened it.

Tux: That...felt...good...but next time, don't do that again!
Ice_Eagle: Okay, dude, sorry.
Tux then ran away and cried.

Ice_Eagle angsted over his actions for another 2 hours before he decided to look for Tux. He searched high and low for him, until he found Tux, all lost in a forst.

Ice_Eagle: Tux, I'm sorry. I thought about what I did to you. I didn't mean to hurt you.
Tux: But you did.
Ice_Eagle: Yes. Now, how can I make it up to you?

Later, Tux laughed at me. I, as an eagle, froze half of me in a bathtub of water. After that incident, Tux and I became good friends. After learning that he has been homeless, I sympathized with him more, and let him stay over my house. I was still angsting over my actions, though.

Tux: Ice_Eagle, you've done enough to make me forgive you. Forget it. Let's start all over.

Then Tux gave me a hug. I returned it.

I send Onix to the next poster's house.

[Dullstar]

*opens door*

Dullstar:  Oh, yeah, LOVE infinite master ball cheats!

*Onix was caught.*

Sends exactly 999 lemmings to the next poster's house.

[Burned]

*opens the door*

Tux: OH NO!!! FREEZE THEM NOW!!!!

I used my icy hands to freeze exactly 947 lemmings. The other 52 lemmings ran inside.

Lemming 378: Gimme pie!
Tux: Icey...what do we do? This is crazy!
Lemmings 12, 56, 900, 453: MORE! MORE! MORE!
Ice_Eagle then froze all but one lemming.

Lemming 1: How dare you freeze us! We are only seeking a place to stay!
Tux: For what reason?
Lemming: We were tortured by n00by Lemming players!
Ice_Eagle and Tux stared at Lemming 1 defiantly, then froze him. Then Tux and I looked at each other.

Ice_Eagle: Now what?

While Tux and I cleaned up the mess, I send Scizor to the next poster's house.

[Dullstar]

*opens door*

Dullstar:  They just keep coming...  Utilizing the Infinite Master Balls Cheat...

*captures the Scizor.*

A politician

[Burned]

(I was making reference to your avatar from the old forums by the way, Dullstar.)

Tux opened the door for me.
Politican: Good morning. My name is Richard Lee. May I talk to Ice_Eagle? We have serious things to discuss.
Tux: Uh...he's not here right now. He's in Japan buying Pokemon HeartGold and SoulSilver.
Richard: Stop lying to me. I know he is here somewhere.
Tux: He's not. I said that he's in Japan.
Richard: Don't play smart with me, Tux. I know that you were frozen unjustly by that Eagle.
Tux: But he's a very good guy! Leave him alone!
Richard: What about the 999 lemmings that he froze?
Tux: They were your lemmings.
Richard: How do you know?
Tux: Well, I saw a glimpse of Lemming 1's back. It said your name on it, and even your signature.
Richard: You insolent little-

I then burst out of the stairs and lunged at Richard, sending him about 500,000 miles away from the house.

Tux: Seriously, won't they ever just leave us alone?
Ice_Eagle: I don't know, bro. Wait, the 999 lemmings belonged to the politician?

I send the Blue Screen of Death to the next poster's house while Tux and I discuss about Richard and his 999 lemmings.

[Dullstar]

*opens door*

BSOD (Blue Screen of Death):  MWEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!  YOU DIE NOW!  YOUR COMPUTER...  CRASH!!!

Dullstar:  Umm... sorry, my Linux doesn't crash.

BSOD:  Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

I slammed the door.  The BSOD was running away.  Microsoft was working on a Windows 8, which would crash 5,000 times a second.  On purpose.  The BSOD crashed the computers that Microsoft was using, and Microsoft's work had not been saved.

Sends 9,999, 999,999,999,999,999 lemmings to the next poster's house.  These belong to no one and are looking to be saved by another lemmings fan.

[GigaLem]

*knock knock*
(door open)
Giga:no i don't want your girl scout cookies
*SLAM*
}3 hours later{
(door opens again)
(theres millons of girl scouts)
Giga:Wait What the.. GET OUT OF HERE, and no i don't want your girl scout cookies
*SLAM!*CRACK*WHAM*

[Dullstar]

*knock knock*
*opens door*
Dullstar:  BLARG!

*is ran over by large number of lemmings, apparently they got the address wrong when sent to the previous poster's house*

After the lemmings left, these smileys are sent to the next poster's house:    " title="Angry" class="smiley" />

[GigaLem]

*knock knock*
*door open*
ED: ding dong
EDD(double-D):Ed you don't have to be the door bell
EDDY:he's a lump double-D,btw do you have any jawbrakers
Giga: no,But come in
ED: hey look (lifts the computer)
Giga:ED NO!!!!!!
Noise:VROOOOOOOOM CRASH
Giga: (noise:Mama) _{Dad's gonna kill me}
let's go upstairs and watch tv
EDD:let's watch sicence
EDDY:NO sockhead Action
ED:MOSTER MOVIES!!!
Noise: sub-ba-ta-wah *POW!*
Giga: How bout Fish bowl
All three:OK!
ED:what dose this do
Giga and EDD: It blows air JINKS
Giga:don't do it ED
Noise:riiiiiiiiip zooooooom
Giga:Uhhhhhh....
TO be comtinued

[Dullstar]

*knock knock*

*opens door*
NOT AGAIN!  Attacked by smileys.

Guys, you go with what the last poster said will visit you.

Example:
*dialog from the previous post*
A fat chicken is sent to the next posters house.
*knock knock*
*opens door*
Fat chicken:  CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK!
[current poster]:  Aaaagh!

The point being, if I send many lemmings to your house, you get a lot of lemmings at your imaginary doorstep.  If I send smileys, you get smileys.  Not girl scouts, or Ed, Edd, and Eddy.

Please get it right this time.  A train pulls into the driveway of the next poster's house.

[GigaLem]

SRY i forget

[GigaLem]

Giga: im gonna go outside
*door opens*
Giga:AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
(an avilanch of smily's fall on him
like these)
  " title="Angry" class="smiley" />
Giga:ug of EEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
Dang lemmings