Author Topic: What if _____ came to your house? (Read 27533 times)

Dullstar · « **on:** May 25, 2009, 06:46:22 PM »

This one's from the old forums. I was thinking about reviving the forum games anyways, so here goes.
We left off on "Coby" from tLSb.

KNOCK KNOCK
Dullstar: Who's there this time?
*Gets up and answers the door*
Coby: Hey, I'm Coby. Who are you?
Dullstar: Dullstar.
Coby: Nice.
Dullstar: Maybe we could play video games sometime.
Coby: That would be nice.
Dullstar: See you. Keep in touch!

Dullstar sends The Doctor (you know, abducts Mimigas, red flowers/crystal?) to the next poster's house.

The Doctor · « **Reply #1 on:** May 28, 2009, 09:06:52 AM »

Sorry, might be exhibiting my ignorance, but how is this one played? O_o

Clam · « **Reply #2 on:** May 28, 2009, 09:08:39 AM »

This thread was on the old forum too. Have a look at that to see how it's done.

Dullstar · « **Reply #3 on:** May 29, 2009, 05:23:12 AM »

Okay, a poster will send something to your house.
Pretend you answer the door and there's a dialogue.
Then you send something to the next poster's house.

The Doctor · « **Reply #4 on:** May 29, 2009, 09:48:15 AM »

Something like...

*KNOCK KNOCK*
Jason
I wonder who that is.
opens the door
Jason
Oh, hello!
The Doctor
Nice day, isn't it. I was wondering if you wanted to come play baseball?
Jason
Only if we get to pick teams.
The Doctor
Oh, of course.
Jason
I want all the Mimigas!
The Doctor
No fair! ... Well, come on, we'll be late.
Jason
Sure! Be right out!

And then...

Jason
Calls his dear close and personal friend, Oscar Wilde, and persuades him to visit the next poster's house.

Dullstar · « **Reply #5 on:** May 30, 2009, 02:56:24 AM »

*KNOCK!*

Opens door
Dullstar: Um... hello.
Oscar:

Dullstar:

Oscar:

Dullstar:

Oscar: Uh... hi.
Dullstar:

Bye.
*SLAM*

An angry group of worms.

The Doctor · « **Reply #6 on:** June 01, 2009, 09:37:35 AM »

KNOCK KNOCK!
Jason
Oh, hello.
Worms
Yeah, hi. So, uh. You own 'dis joint?
Jason
Um, yeah?
Worms
So, mind if we live in your compost?
Jason
Not at all, come through!
Worms
Thanks, guy. You're not bad.

*ring ring. ring ring*
Jason
Oh, yeah, hi. Is the poster's seventh year math teacher around? Well, tell them I called, and that they need to go to the next poster's house pretty quick! OK, bye.
*click*

Dullstar · « **Reply #7 on:** June 02, 2009, 12:44:54 AM »

Close. Sixth grade work?

*KNOCK KNOCK*

Ms. Taylor
GET THAT ASSIGNMENT BOOK FILLED OUT! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO HAVE IT DONE BY THE SECOND I WALK THROUGH THE DOOR!

Dullstar
This is my house, not your classroom.

*SLAM!*

The ghost of that worm I accidentally blew up in Worms Armageddon trying to remember what the controls were.

The Doctor · « **Reply #8 on:** June 02, 2009, 06:11:20 AM »

Quote from: Dullstar on 2009-06-01 18:44:54

Close. Sixth grade work?

Eh?

Dullstar · « **Reply #9 on:** June 03, 2009, 12:10:07 AM »

Just because I'm younger than pretty much anyone else on the forums does not mean I'm not a lemmings fan!

The Doctor · « **Reply #10 on:** June 03, 2009, 07:10:07 AM »

No, I mean, I don't understand what you meant.

Unless you mean you aren't old enough to have had a seventh year yet. Then, my bad. lol

Anyway...

Jason
Eh? Somebody's at the door.
Ghost worm
BOO!
Jason
AHHH!!! slams door

And off to visit the next poster, we see a Lemme Fatale making her way...

Dullstar · « **Reply #11 on:** June 04, 2009, 05:18:16 AM »

Lemme Fatale barges in the door as soon as she gets the chance to do it.

Dullstar: What ARE you?
Lemme Fatale: I am a beautiful female lemming. Feel the wrath of my love.
Dullstar: *falls over laughing* YOU?! Someone falling in love with YOU?! Why, you are the ugliest thing I've ever seen! How could anything fall in love with you?!
Lemme Fatale: Dang, it's not working.
Dullstar: LEAVE.
Lemme Fatale: But you haven't committed suicide from the love-
Dullstar: Shut up.
*SLAM*
Lemme Fatale: It's hard to get people to fall in love with me now that my face is covered with blood. Ow...

Sends Audrey II to the next poster's house.
For those of us who don't know what that is: click here

Burned · « **Reply #12 on:** July 09, 2009, 11:59:43 AM »

I remember that plant! Although I've only watched the movie...

Ice_Eagle: *opens door*
Audrey II: FEED ME! FEED ME!
Ice_Eagle: Erm...with what?
Audrey II: Yourself. I want your blood! GIMME BLOOD...GIMME BLOOD...
Ice_Eagle:

" title="Angry" class="smiley" />
Audrey II: GIVE ME FOOD...FOOD...GLORIOUS FOOD...
Ice_Eagle: Do me a favor, and GET OUT OF MY FACE!!!!!! Thank you.

Audrey II: THAT'S IT!!!!

Audrey II tries to launch at my body, but, being an Ice Eagle, I freeze her tongue and her whole body. She then shatters into pieces.

Ice_Eagle sends Lampy (http://lampy.ytmnd.com/) to the next poster's house.

Dullstar · « **Reply #13 on:** July 10, 2009, 06:42:59 AM »

Lampy knocks on door.
Dullstar: Hello? Wait, a huge plant?
Lampy: I have a website too!
Dullstar: You're related to the Macintosh Sprinkler, aren't you?
Lampy: What? What do you mean?
Dullstar: How about your website shares the *.ytmnd.com part of the address? And the part that the same logo is in the corner?
Lampy: You mean I go t s t?
Dullstar: LOL. Now go away.
Lampy: I have nowhere to go.
Dullstar: Would you mind serving as a lamp?
Lampy: OH SURE.
Dullstar takes Lampy into house and plugs him in without installing additional plugins. Just in case, Dullstar forces Lampy to act like a lamp, or he will be thrown out. Since Dullstar has no idea of the lamp's personality...

Burned · « **Reply #14 on:** July 10, 2009, 07:39:12 PM »

You haven't seen the Brave Little Toaster yet? Although I've only just seen it a few weeks ago. I thought a lot of people knew that movie lol.

BTW, Dullstar, who's coming to the next poster's house?

Dullstar · « **Reply #15 on:** July 11, 2009, 01:43:38 AM »

OH crud, forgot! How about...

Tux, the Linux penguin?

Burned · « **Reply #16 on:** July 11, 2009, 03:52:06 PM »

*knock knock*

I opened the door.

Tux: ICEY!!! Me want ice! So hot outside!

I then gave Tux ice, but ended up making a mistake by freezing the lower half of his body.

Tux: HEY! NO FUN AT ALL! Unfreeze me!

I broke the ice that was under tux.

Tux: Me just want ice on me. Me hate the heat outside.
Ice_Eagle: But you're contradicting yourself. How can you have ice if the burning sun can melt you?
Tux: How can you survive under sun?
Ice_Eagle: Great. You suck.
Tux: You suck.
Ice_Eagle: You're the annoying one.
Tux: YOU WON'T EVEN GIVE ME ICE!

While Tux and I are arguing over ice, I send Dug the dog (www.youtube.com/watch?v=91eJgQRa5sA) to the next poster's house.

Dullstar · « **Reply #17 on:** July 13, 2009, 07:07:46 AM »

*knock knock*

Dullstar: ...what is it?
*opens door*
Doug: SQUIRREL!
*closes door*
Dullstar: What the?

Sends Tux... again... to the next poster's house. But be careful, it appears that he isn't happy about the ice incident!

Burned · « **Reply #18 on:** July 14, 2009, 03:56:32 PM »

*opens door*

Ice_Eagle: You again. What do you want?
Tux: ICE!!!!!!!! AND I REALLY WANT IT THIS TIME!
Ice_Eagle then froze him solid.

2 hours later...

After Ice_Eagle ate some hamburgers, there was another knock on the door. Ice_Eagle opened it.

Tux: That...felt...good...but next time, don't do that again!
Ice_Eagle: Okay, dude, sorry.
Tux then ran away and cried.

Ice_Eagle angsted over his actions for another 2 hours before he decided to look for Tux. He searched high and low for him, until he found Tux, all lost in a forst.

Ice_Eagle: Tux, I'm sorry. I thought about what I did to you. I didn't mean to hurt you.
Tux: But you did.
Ice_Eagle: Yes. Now, how can I make it up to you?

Later, Tux laughed at me. I, as an eagle, froze half of me in a bathtub of water. After that incident, Tux and I became good friends. After learning that he has been homeless, I sympathized with him more, and let him stay over my house. I was still angsting over my actions, though.

Tux: Ice_Eagle, you've done enough to make me forgive you. Forget it. Let's start all over.

Then Tux gave me a hug. I returned it.

I send Onix to the next poster's house.

Dullstar · « **Reply #19 on:** July 14, 2009, 04:02:59 PM »

*opens door*

Dullstar: Oh, yeah, LOVE infinite master ball cheats!

*Onix was caught.*

Sends exactly 999 lemmings to the next poster's house.

Burned · « **Reply #20 on:** July 14, 2009, 04:12:20 PM »

*opens the door*

Tux: OH NO!!! FREEZE THEM NOW!!!!

I used my icy hands to freeze exactly 947 lemmings. The other 52 lemmings ran inside.

Lemming 378: Gimme pie!
Tux: Icey...what do we do? This is crazy!
Lemmings 12, 56, 900, 453: MORE! MORE! MORE!
Ice_Eagle then froze all but one lemming.

Lemming 1: How dare you freeze us! We are only seeking a place to stay!
Tux: For what reason?
Lemming: We were tortured by n00by Lemming players!
Ice_Eagle and Tux stared at Lemming 1 defiantly, then froze him. Then Tux and I looked at each other.

Ice_Eagle: Now what?

While Tux and I cleaned up the mess, I send Scizor to the next poster's house.

Dullstar · « **Reply #21 on:** July 14, 2009, 07:00:28 PM »

*opens door*

Dullstar: They just keep coming... Utilizing the Infinite Master Balls Cheat...

*captures the Scizor.*

A politician

Burned · « **Reply #22 on:** July 15, 2009, 03:25:07 PM »

(I was making reference to your avatar from the old forums by the way, Dullstar.)

Tux opened the door for me.
Politican: Good morning. My name is Richard Lee. May I talk to Ice_Eagle? We have serious things to discuss.
Tux: Uh...he's not here right now. He's in Japan buying Pokemon HeartGold and SoulSilver.
Richard: Stop lying to me. I know he is here somewhere.
Tux: He's not. I said that he's in Japan.
Richard: Don't play smart with me, Tux. I know that you were frozen unjustly by that Eagle.
Tux: But he's a very good guy! Leave him alone!
Richard: What about the 999 lemmings that he froze?
Tux: They were your lemmings.
Richard: How do you know?
Tux: Well, I saw a glimpse of Lemming 1's back. It said your name on it, and even your signature.
Richard: You insolent little-

I then burst out of the stairs and lunged at Richard, sending him about 500,000 miles away from the house.

Tux: Seriously, won't they ever just leave us alone?
Ice_Eagle: I don't know, bro. Wait, the 999 lemmings belonged to the politician?

I send the Blue Screen of Death to the next poster's house while Tux and I discuss about Richard and his 999 lemmings.

Dullstar · « **Reply #23 on:** July 15, 2009, 06:26:10 PM »

*opens door*

BSOD (Blue Screen of Death): MWEH HEH HEH HEH HEH! YOU DIE NOW! YOUR COMPUTER... CRASH!!!

Dullstar: Umm... sorry, my Linux doesn't crash.

BSOD: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

I slammed the door. The BSOD was running away. Microsoft was working on a Windows 8, which would crash 5,000 times a second. On purpose. The BSOD crashed the computers that Microsoft was using, and Microsoft's work had not been saved.

Sends 9,999, 999,999,999,999,999 lemmings to the next poster's house. These belong to no one and are looking to be saved by another lemmings fan.

GigaLem · « **Reply #24 on:** August 09, 2009, 04:16:47 AM »

*knock knock*
(door open)
Giga:no i don't want your girl scout cookies
*SLAM*
}3 hours later{
(door opens again)
(theres millons of girl scouts)
Giga:Wait What the.. GET OUT OF HERE, and no i don't want your girl scout cookies
*SLAM!*CRACK*WHAM*

Dullstar · « **Reply #25 on:** September 07, 2009, 06:35:54 PM »

*knock knock*
*opens door*
Dullstar: BLARG!

*is ran over by large number of lemmings, apparently they got the address wrong when sent to the previous poster's house*

After the lemmings left, these smileys are sent to the next poster's house:

" title="Angry" class="smiley" />

$:-\$

GigaLem · « **Reply #26 on:** September 13, 2009, 03:03:15 AM »

*knock knock*
*door open*
ED: ding dong
EDD(double-D):Ed you don't have to be the door bell
EDDY:he's a lump double-D,btw do you have any jawbrakers
Giga: no,But come in
ED: hey look (lifts the computer)
Giga:ED NO!!!!!!
Noise:VROOOOOOOOM CRASH
Giga:

(noise:Mama) _{Dad's gonna kill me}
let's go upstairs and watch tv
EDD:let's watch sicence
EDDY:NO sockhead Action
ED:MOSTER MOVIES!!!
Noise: sub-ba-ta-wah *POW!*
Giga: How bout Fish bowl
All three:OK!
ED:what dose this do
Giga and EDD: It blows air JINKS
Giga:don't do it ED
Noise:riiiiiiiiip zooooooom
Giga:Uhhhhhh....
TO be comtinued

Dullstar · « **Reply #27 on:** September 13, 2009, 08:00:24 PM »

*knock knock*

*opens door*
NOT AGAIN! Attacked by smileys.

Guys, you go with what the last poster said will visit you.

Example:
*dialog from the previous post*
A fat chicken is sent to the next posters house.

*knock knock*
*opens door*
Fat chicken: CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK!
[current poster]: Aaaagh!

The point being, if I send many lemmings to your house, you get a lot of lemmings at your imaginary doorstep. If I send smileys, you get smileys. Not girl scouts, or Ed, Edd, and Eddy.

Please get it right this time. A train pulls into the driveway of the next poster's house.

GigaLem · « **Reply #28 on:** September 14, 2009, 03:32:15 AM »

SRY i forget

GigaLem · « **Reply #29 on:** September 14, 2009, 03:36:03 AM »

Giga: im gonna go outside
*door opens*
Giga:AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
(an avilanch of smily's fall on him
like these)

" title="Angry" class="smiley" />

$:-\$

Giga:ug of EEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
Dang lemmings

Dullstar · « **Reply #30 on:** September 17, 2009, 02:00:43 AM »

Okay, we're back on track...

Well, I did mention a train in my last post, but you get the point. Since you didn't provide an object, I'll go with that.

Dullstar hears loud noise outside.
Dullstar: What the?
Train driver: Invisible track!
Dullstar: Invisible switch!

The train starts up again, but due to the switch it drives through the speakers used to create annoyingly loud parties by some neighbors.

The next object is a FLYING FOX.

Minim · « **Reply #31 on:** September 17, 2009, 03:37:09 PM »

The flying fox knocked at my door.
minimac opens the door...
Fox: Hello!
minimac: I dodn't know you can talk, why have you come to my house?
Fox: I want to be friends with you.
minimac: Sorry, I don't allow foxes in my house, I'm afraid, so out you go.

The Fox flies towards my chimney and swoops from there into my fireplace.

Fox: Hello!
minimac: How did you get down there?...

Next up: I

GigaLem · « **Reply #32 on:** September 19, 2009, 03:12:20 AM »

*knock knock*
(door open)
Giga:hi minimac
Minimac:hi Giga how ya doin
Giga:good!,How's the genesis levels coming
Minimac: awsome
Giga: well i see ya later

NEXT OBJECT:ED EDD 'n EDDY

Dullstar · « **Reply #33 on:** November 02, 2009, 10:06:05 PM »

*ding dong*
Due to a large number of random objects attacking, Dullstar checks who it is.
Dullstar: Hmm, this could be interesting.
Edd tripped on Ed, who tripped on Eddy, who tripped on Edd. Needless to say, I decide not to open the door.
*dddddddddddddddddddingdong*
Annoyed, I open the door and nearly die as they zip in. Tux popped up out of nowhere and froze them.

Sends a giant ice cube to the next poster's house.

GigaLem · « **Reply #34 on:** November 02, 2009, 11:34:07 PM »

Ding dong
door opens
Giga:HOLY!!!

SLAM!!!!

Next object:Mr.driller

Dullstar · « **Reply #35 on:** November 07, 2009, 09:46:49 PM »

The doorbell rings.
Dullstar is too busy installing various Linux Distributions for no apparent reason to notice. Getting angry, Mr. Driller drilled through the ceiling. Dullstar called the cops and Mr. Driller was arrested.

An unusually large rabbit pushed off a really tall cliff. And we mean REALLY TALL.

GigaLem · « **Reply #36 on:** November 08, 2009, 01:16:26 AM »

I was kinda expecting your house being filled with colored blocks

Dullstar · « **Reply #37 on:** November 09, 2009, 10:40:29 PM »

Quote from: Giga on 2009-11-07 19:16:26

I was kinda expecting your house being filled with colored blocks

Huh?

GigaLem · « **Reply #38 on:** November 10, 2009, 03:28:57 AM »

in mr.driller theres color blocks all over the city
and susumu witch is mr.driller has to stop this mess

Door opens
Giga: hmmmmm...
SQUISH!!!!
Giga(realy hurt):owww........

Dullstar · « **Reply #39 on:** November 10, 2009, 04:50:24 AM »

After hearing the thud, I call ambulance to make sure Giga is alright.

GigaLem · « **Reply #40 on:** November 13, 2009, 02:57:16 PM »

Giga:i can't move my arms
Doctor:You'll back to normle in 3 weeks
Giga:3 WEEKS!!!
Doctor:Yep,Just after this BOOSTER SHOT!!!
Giga:BOOSTER SHOT _{Yipe 1 of the things for why im afaid of doctors}

next:object:Pancakes Yum

Dullstar · « **Reply #41 on:** November 14, 2009, 12:08:25 AM »

I see the pancakes, let them in, and soon they were gone... never to return.

Waffle and Pudding (I suppose you could also put waffle pudding, although it might taste weird).

Liebatron · « **Reply #42 on:** January 21, 2010, 11:31:40 PM »

I open the door and there's waffles and pudding on my doorstep. Clearly this is going to be an excellent day.

The Waffles say "Hi"
...
This clearly was not a good day to get out of bed. I close the door and go back to bed. I REALLY hope this was a dream.

Next thing: The Beatles. All 4 of them.

GigaLem · « **Reply #43 on:** January 22, 2010, 12:59:39 AM »

Door opens
Giga walks to go to school
Giga:GAAH Im blocked!
Ringo:Hello!
Giga:Ringo starr!,Gorge herisson,John lennon,and Paul mcartney
What are you doing here and where am i
Paul:Your in the english garden and we live here
Giga:Isn't gorge and john dead
Gorge:You might find out this is..
Giga wakes up
Giga:A DREAM!!.....4:00 am WEARD! but cool

Next object:Pingu

Dullstar · « **Reply #44 on:** February 02, 2010, 02:57:54 AM »

Using the new peephole, I look through the door and proclaim, "Why is a cheap lemmings knockoff standing in front of my door?"

I let it in, but it forgets to make itself a floater, and falls down (because maximum fall distance is never enough).

A constipated rabbit

GigaLem · « **Reply #45 on:** February 06, 2010, 03:23:15 PM »

DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG DONG!
Door opens
Rabbit:CAN I USE YOUR BATHROOM THANKS!
Giga:

rabbit:I can't do number 2
Giga:Heres some laxitives
Rabbit:THANKS

Next object:Kids next door (sector v)

Dullstar · « **Reply #46 on:** February 08, 2010, 02:05:12 AM »

The kids next door?
*replaces plain ol' door with heavy duty soundproof lockable steel door/blast shield. Also, when they leave, creates moat.

The constipated rabbit returns, angry about an overdose of laxatives.

GigaLem · « **Reply #47 on:** June 12, 2010, 09:14:13 PM »

DIIIIIIIIIING dong
Giga walk to door
Bang! WHAM!!!
Giga(realy hurt):OWW!
Rabbit:EEEEERRRR YAAAHH OWWW
Giga(realy hurt):I..Think..he hasOw dierea i think i broke my limbs
To be continued....
Next object:Rabbit (part 2)

Burned · « **Reply #48 on:** June 19, 2010, 02:26:50 PM »

Ice_Eagle, who had been busy this past year, opens the door, to see the same constipated rabbit.
Ice_Eagle: Oh, rabbit, what is wrong with you?
Rabbit: THE HORROR! I CAN'T GET IT OUTTA ME!
Tux: Just use the bathroom.
He let the annoying rabbit in.
1 hour later.
Ice_Eagle: Rabbit, how long are you going to take there?
Rabbit: Uh...uh...
Ice_Eagle: Well, this'll take a while.
While Ice_Eagle and Tux wait for Rabbit to finish his business, he sends Skinner (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=naAXur7te8I, first seen at 1:43) to the next poster's house. And watch out, he really likes to skin animals.

Author Topic: What if _____ came to your house? (Read 27533 times)

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