Five days have elapsed, so now it's time to look at the results!
Question 1: What is most dangerous to a lemming?
This question was actually originally buried later on, but after some rearrangement it ended up as the first. This was probably a bad idea; it's actually quite an intimidating question!
Water (6/6) Clam, geoo, Ramon, Simon, Timballisto, ccexplore
Cliffs/Heights (2/6) RubiX, möbius
Bomber (1/6) Akseli
The player (1/6) NaOH
Question 2: Give an example of something that people have but lemmings do not.
Intelligence (2/2) Clam, ccexplore
Survival Instinct (1/2) NaOH
Free Will (1/2) Ramon
Nose (1/2) Akseli
Mouth (1/2) geoo ("
At least in most of the 90's box art and ingame sprites")
Fingers (1/2) Timballisto
Gender (1/2) Simon
Computers (1/2) RubiX
Money (1/2) möbius
Question 3: Which is your favourite track from Oh No More Lemmings?
Track 5 (4/4) RubiX, NaOH, geoo, ccexplore
Track 3 (2/4) Simon, Clam
Track 4 (2/4) Ramon ("
I hate them all."), möbius
Track 2 (1/4) Timballisto
Track 1 (1/4) Akseli (Despite saying many days before this feud over IRC that his favourite was track 5.)
Question 4: Are lemmings male, female, or something else?
Male (5/5) Clam, RubiX, Simon, Timballisto, ccexplore
Something Else (5/5) NaOH, Akseli, geoo, Ramon ("
Rodents!"), möbius ("
Dinosaurs")
Looks like we're split half-and-half!
Question 5: What do lemmings eat?
Grass (4/4) Clam, RubiX, geoo, möbius
Leaves (1/4) ccexplore
Food (1/4) Timballisto
Nothing (1/4) Ramon
Wurst (1/4) Simon ("
I'm pondering whether 'nothing' is better, but wurst seems a safe option"
)
Salad (1/4) Akseli
Themselves (1/4) NaOH
Question 6: What's your favourite skill from Lemmings 2?
Jet Pack (2/2) Ramon, möbius
Roper (1/2) geoo
Ballooner (1/2) Clam
Planter (1/2) Simon
Bazooker (1/2) ccexplore
Archer (1/2) Timballisto
Twister (1/2) Akseli
Magno Boots (1/2) RubiX
Club Basher (1/2) NaOH
Question 7: If you got to choose a new tileset for the next official Lemmings game, what would it be? (Marking is lenient.)
Forest/Jungle (3/3) RubiX, geoo, Simon
Underwater (2/3) Clam ("
With underwater 'water' like in Spongebob"), Ramon
Occult (2/3) Akseli, ccexplore
(The Quizmaster is flattered)Ruins (1/3) möbius
Desert (1/3) Timballisto
Sky/Cloud (1/3) NaOH
Question 8: Please provide the URL to the cutest picture of a real-life lemming that you can find.
This is the first result on google images searching for "lemming" (4/4) Clam, Akseli, geoo, Ramon
(3/4) RubiX, NaOH, ccexplore
Baby lemming (1/4) Simon
(1/4) möbius
(1/4)Timballisto
(As an aside: this is so adorable that the Quizmaster just
squeed.)
Question 9: Which of the following lemmings would you least want to be right now?
The one in the trap (8/8) Clam, RubiX, NaOH, Akseli, geoo, Ramon, Simon, Timballisto
The drowning lemming (1/8) ccexplore
The faller (1/8) möbius
Question 10:"It's a conga line!" Round one, question eight. (3/3) geoo, Simon, ccexplore
"Which of the following lemmings would you least want to be right now?" The previous question. (1/3) Ramon
"Are you happy that the Quizmaster is back?" Round one, question one. (1/3) Akseli
"PUZZLE TIIIIME!" Round three, question ten. (1/3) Clam
"favorite ONML track" (1/3) möbius ("
I want more <listen to this audio aid> questions ")
"Which of these Capybara Gentlemen is most dapper?" Round one, question seven. (1/3) NaOH
"Pick a number between 1 and 9 inclusive. Your score will get smaller if more people pick the same number as you." Round two, question nine. (1/3) Timballisto
"Name a hair colour that is uncommon among humans." Round three, question two. (1/3) RubiX
Bonus:Note that if you weren't chosen, that's not necessarily an insult -- some people were likely avoided because they were so popular it was predicted other people would choose them too.
Listed in ascending order of payoff:
Timballisto, with 5.42 points (0.18) geoo, Clam, Timballisto
Akseli, with 5.66 points (0.28) Akseli, ccexplore
möbius, with 5.38 points (0.54) möbius
NaOH, with 5.83 points (0.58) RubiX
Ramon, with 7.25 points (0.73) Ramon
RubiX, with 7.42 points (0.74) Simon
geoo, with 9.00 points (0.90) NaOH
Nobody voted for Clam (8.00 points), ccexplore (7.29 points), or Simon (7.00 points).
Final Scores:geoo: 9.18
Clam: 8.18
RubiX: 8.16
Ramon: 7.93
Simon: 7.74
ccexplore: 7.57
NaOH: 6.73
Akseli: 5.94
möbius: 5.92
Timballisto: 5.60
Interesting how the two top-scorers selected what was by all accounts the least lucrative bonus option.
Regardless, it seems the bonus hardly affected the rankings -- I feel like this is because the raw scores, especially in the upper echelons, were more spread-out than I anticipated. I recommend in the future that similar questions, rather than scoring based off some arbitrary fraction (one tenth), should score based off the standard deviation of the scores (a measure of how spread-out the scores are), to ensure that regardless of how scores are spread out, such questions are equally important.
Once again, it goes to geoo, our three-time champion! And Clam gets second place,
hotly contested by RubiX.
Thanks for playing, everybody! If anybody else wants to be quizmaster again, contact me privately (PM or IRC /msg or email) and I'll send you the account password.