I get my adorable cute lemming to put on an act where he starves in the street. This attracts public attention, and many a heart is melted. Many fruits and vegetables are given to the lemming, and after many Yippee!'s our green haired friend takes a large manhole cover, spreads the ingreidents over it and puts a layer of pie crust. After some delightfull cooking, me and my lemming share a wonderful pie! Only to realise someone in the crowd liked jelly babies...
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