Author Topic: Five Word Story (Read 56028 times)

Dullstar · « **on:** May 25, 2009, 08:14:51 PM »

Same thing as the three word story, with five words instead of three per post.
Let's get started.

The trapdoor opened, sending lemmings

The Doctor · « **Reply #1 on:** May 26, 2009, 11:40:37 PM »

all over the show! Strangely, (...)

Adam · « **Reply #2 on:** May 26, 2009, 11:49:39 PM »

...they were jumping out in...

Dullstar · « **Reply #3 on:** May 27, 2009, 12:02:48 AM »

a dead crocodile's left foot.

The Doctor · « **Reply #4 on:** May 28, 2009, 09:05:44 AM »

One of them looked (...)

Clam · « **Reply #5 on:** May 28, 2009, 09:12:22 AM »

up and said "hey, it's

The Doctor · « **Reply #6 on:** May 28, 2009, 10:45:12 PM »

Colin Mochrie!" It was so (...)

Dullstar · « **Reply #7 on:** May 29, 2009, 05:24:10 AM »

stupid that Chuck Norris laughed.

The Doctor · « **Reply #8 on:** May 29, 2009, 09:40:10 AM »

But nevertheless, both (...)

Dullstar · « **Reply #9 on:** May 30, 2009, 02:58:20 AM »

decided to fall asleep miserably.

Clam · « **Reply #10 on:** May 30, 2009, 05:04:27 AM »

The lemmings thought this was

The Doctor · « **Reply #11 on:** May 30, 2009, 08:40:39 AM »

a cause for celebration, so (...)

Dullstar · « **Reply #12 on:** May 30, 2009, 08:47:32 PM »

it woke up and pulled

Lemika · « **Reply #13 on:** May 31, 2009, 02:02:51 AM »

a toy sword out of

The Doctor · « **Reply #14 on:** May 31, 2009, 02:22:32 AM »

a box marked "Pandora", which (...)

Dullstar · « **Reply #15 on:** May 31, 2009, 06:53:02 PM »

he then threw at Darth

Lemika · « **Reply #16 on:** June 01, 2009, 08:35:55 AM »

Revan. This had very little

The Doctor · « **Reply #17 on:** June 01, 2009, 09:29:29 AM »

impact on any of today's (...)

Dullstar · « **Reply #18 on:** June 02, 2009, 12:53:24 AM »

civilisation. Remember, it's Darth Vader!

namida · « **Reply #19 on:** June 06, 2009, 10:43:22 AM »

However, some fish didn't agree.

Dullstar · « **Reply #20 on:** June 06, 2009, 07:15:36 PM »

Those fish proceeded to barf.

namida · « **Reply #21 on:** June 07, 2009, 09:49:53 AM »

Their maths skills were poor,...

Dullstar · « **Reply #22 on:** June 07, 2009, 10:43:08 PM »

and Ms. Taylor got ticked.

The Doctor · « **Reply #23 on:** June 08, 2009, 06:47:25 AM »

Mmm, poisson au vin tastes (...)

namida · « **Reply #24 on:** June 08, 2009, 07:24:18 AM »

palyica ouin sus ec vyd.

The Doctor · « **Reply #25 on:** June 08, 2009, 07:25:11 AM »

Or in other words, 'good.' (...)

Dullstar · « **Reply #26 on:** June 08, 2009, 09:53:19 PM »

with very yucky bitter lemmings.

namida · « **Reply #27 on:** June 11, 2009, 05:09:28 PM »

This caused some problems with...

The Doctor · « **Reply #28 on:** June 16, 2009, 06:18:44 AM »

the pipes system, which tended (...)

namida · « **Reply #29 on:** June 16, 2009, 07:47:28 AM »

to eat space debris. Sometimes,...

Chmera · « **Reply #30 on:** June 16, 2009, 08:16:55 PM »

in the dark, they writhed

Dullstar · « **Reply #31 on:** June 17, 2009, 09:30:49 PM »

and destroyed the greenish blue

Chmera · « **Reply #32 on:** June 20, 2009, 01:02:04 AM »

energies that filled the place.

Dullstar · « **Reply #33 on:** July 04, 2009, 06:11:36 AM »

However, the energies returned! The

namida · « **Reply #34 on:** July 05, 2009, 10:33:37 AM »

snakes on the plane decided...

Dullstar · « **Reply #35 on:** July 06, 2009, 06:55:31 AM »

they were best when ill.

Burned · « **Reply #36 on:** July 10, 2009, 07:41:32 PM »

Suddenly, yellow and red energies...

Dullstar · « **Reply #37 on:** July 11, 2009, 01:46:41 AM »

said they were lime green.

namida · « **Reply #38 on:** July 12, 2009, 08:42:39 AM »

But they weren't very bold.

Burned · « **Reply #39 on:** July 13, 2009, 06:30:35 AM »

Then planet Saturn turned purple.

Dullstar · « **Reply #40 on:** July 13, 2009, 07:17:07 AM »

~~Saturn's rings spanned the Internet.~~

namida · « **Reply #41 on:** July 13, 2009, 01:45:51 PM »

As did your mom, kinda.

Chmera · « **Reply #42 on:** July 13, 2009, 07:36:13 PM »

Namida's face, crushed by her

namida · « **Reply #43 on:** July 14, 2009, 03:48:31 AM »

still was amazingly, undeniably cute.

Dullstar · « **Reply #44 on:** July 14, 2009, 08:18:40 AM »

^{[citation needed]}

No story destruction, PLEASE. Lemmings

Burned · « **Reply #45 on:** July 14, 2009, 03:45:21 PM »

and I agreed with Dullstar.

Dullstar · « **Reply #46 on:** July 14, 2009, 04:00:20 PM »

Several birds were flying across

Burned · « **Reply #47 on:** July 14, 2009, 04:02:36 PM »

dangerous canyons and tall trees.

EDIT: had to change the words for consistency.

Dullstar · « **Reply #48 on:** July 14, 2009, 04:03:22 PM »

A waterfall was in their way.

NOTE: You really didn't have to... although I do like the new one better, the waterfall was more random in the old one.

Burned · « **Reply #49 on:** July 14, 2009, 04:05:47 PM »

It yelled "BACK OFF!" thunderously.

Dullstar · « **Reply #50 on:** July 14, 2009, 07:02:23 PM »

The birds screamed and flew . . .

Chmera · « **Reply #51 on:** July 15, 2009, 01:23:17 AM »

...Straight into the Googleplex building.

namida · « **Reply #52 on:** July 15, 2009, 10:57:00 AM »

This obviously caused massive damage.

Burned · « **Reply #53 on:** July 15, 2009, 03:26:19 PM »

All the trees toppled over...

Dullstar · « **Reply #54 on:** July 15, 2009, 06:15:49 PM »

onto Microsoft's HQ. Linux computers

Chmera · « **Reply #55 on:** July 15, 2009, 10:12:36 PM »

laughed with evil glee. They

Dullstar · « **Reply #56 on:** July 15, 2009, 11:25:17 PM »

ran over Microsoft's evil leader, . . .

Chmera · « **Reply #57 on:** July 17, 2009, 09:42:58 PM »

who screamed as Linus Torvalds

namida · « **Reply #58 on:** July 18, 2009, 12:50:55 PM »

grew two brand new heads.

Dullstar · « **Reply #59 on:** July 18, 2009, 09:18:18 PM »

Suddenly Windows went extinct. Linux

namida · « **Reply #60 on:** July 19, 2009, 03:35:50 AM »

also died of AIDS. Therefore,

Dullstar · « **Reply #61 on:** July 19, 2009, 07:35:50 AM »

Mac OS X ruled the

Chmera · « **Reply #62 on:** July 19, 2009, 02:58:32 PM »

school. But Chrome OS arrived!

Dullstar · « **Reply #63 on:** July 19, 2009, 09:44:34 PM »

Mac OS X still won.

_{Has that come out yet, anyways? If it has, what's it like?}

namida · « **Reply #64 on:** July 19, 2009, 10:01:34 PM »

However, something seeemed slightly wrong.

Chmera · « **Reply #65 on:** July 20, 2009, 05:23:08 PM »

Chrome OS didn't exist yet.

Dullstar · « **Reply #66 on:** July 20, 2009, 11:52:57 PM »

Diseases were cured instantly. YAY!

namida · « **Reply #67 on:** July 21, 2009, 05:39:49 AM »

Except for swine flu, but...

Dullstar · « **Reply #68 on:** July 21, 2009, 06:44:57 AM »

that was cured at midnight.

namida · « **Reply #69 on:** July 21, 2009, 08:01:06 AM »

Therefore, no one died anymore.

Dullstar · « **Reply #70 on:** July 21, 2009, 08:11:05 AM »

There was a celebration with . . .

Chmera · « **Reply #71 on:** July 21, 2009, 05:36:48 PM »

drinking, dancing and no soap

Dullstar · « **Reply #72 on:** July 22, 2009, 05:37:32 AM »

but the drinking was banned.

namida · « **Reply #73 on:** July 22, 2009, 09:14:19 AM »

So, some people smoked instead.

Dullstar · « **Reply #74 on:** July 23, 2009, 03:44:09 AM »

These smokers suffered alien abduction

namida · « **Reply #75 on:** July 23, 2009, 05:08:57 PM »

due to an overdose of...

Dullstar · « **Reply #76 on:** July 24, 2009, 05:20:32 AM »

Unidentified Flying Magnets which fly

namida · « **Reply #77 on:** July 25, 2009, 11:43:57 AM »

like the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Dullstar · « **Reply #78 on:** July 27, 2009, 10:16:37 PM »

These monsters are good with

namida · « **Reply #79 on:** July 28, 2009, 02:06:01 AM »

the kids, because they taste...

Dullstar · « **Reply #80 on:** July 29, 2009, 09:26:58 AM »

like whatever the kids want . . .

namida · « **Reply #81 on:** July 29, 2009, 10:10:12 AM »

themselves to. This caused problems...

Dullstar · « **Reply #82 on:** July 29, 2009, 11:38:41 PM »

as kids constantly bit themselves.

namida · « **Reply #83 on:** July 30, 2009, 11:42:56 AM »

But it was alright, because

Minim · « **Reply #84 on:** July 30, 2009, 03:03:28 PM »

the kids didn't learn how

Dullstar · « **Reply #85 on:** July 30, 2009, 06:35:55 PM »

to feel pain in their

namida · « **Reply #86 on:** July 31, 2009, 07:33:00 AM »

sleep, so they just sleepeated.

Minim · « **Reply #87 on:** July 31, 2009, 07:51:49 AM »

Meanwhile, Mac OS X, ruler

namida · « **Reply #88 on:** August 01, 2009, 11:47:51 AM »

of the Fail Universe, ate

Minim · « **Reply #89 on:** August 01, 2009, 03:02:28 PM »

Chuck Norris. He was already

namida · « **Reply #90 on:** August 01, 2009, 05:29:53 PM »

immune to roundhouse kicks, because

Minim · « **Reply #91 on:** August 01, 2009, 06:07:09 PM »

he was vaccinated against the

Dullstar · « **Reply #92 on:** August 01, 2009, 07:03:15 PM »

disease. Mac OS X is

Minim · « **Reply #93 on:** August 01, 2009, 07:12:56 PM »

still hungry so he decided

Dullstar · « **Reply #94 on:** August 01, 2009, 07:33:53 PM »

to continue being awesome. Computers

Minim · « **Reply #95 on:** August 01, 2009, 08:54:30 PM »

were so hard to use

Dullstar · « **Reply #96 on:** August 01, 2009, 09:43:02 PM »

in Windows but Ubuntu Linux

Minim · « **Reply #97 on:** August 01, 2009, 10:06:54 PM »

weren't much different either. The

Dullstar · « **Reply #98 on:** August 01, 2009, 10:08:32 PM »

Ubuntu was user-friendly and

namida · « **Reply #99 on:** August 02, 2009, 08:03:47 AM »

unlike Mac, wasn't really crap.

Minim · « **Reply #100 on:** August 02, 2009, 09:25:52 AM »

[Uhh... namida, watch your language again. I won't make the story carry on unless you change that word. So I say...]

It's the end, for sure.

namida · « **Reply #101 on:** August 02, 2009, 10:47:24 AM »

["Crap" isn't a bad word. At worst, it's mildly annoying. Now, continuing on...]

Or so thought the Russians.

Dullstar · « **Reply #102 on:** August 02, 2009, 06:53:45 PM »

_{Crap's a bad word? Yeah right. For once I'll take namida's side on this, but on the question game I'm on minimac94's side.}

Being awesome, Macs were great.

namida · « **Reply #103 on:** August 03, 2009, 06:14:02 AM »

Suddenly, all OS'es disappeared forever.

Dullstar · « **Reply #104 on:** August 04, 2009, 01:22:32 AM »

What did we have left?

namida · « **Reply #105 on:** August 04, 2009, 01:34:18 AM »

Graphical calculators became a fad.

Dullstar · « **Reply #106 on:** August 04, 2009, 03:03:21 AM »

No one knows why. Computers

namida · « **Reply #107 on:** August 04, 2009, 03:34:42 AM »

did nothing anymore, so maybe

Dullstar · « **Reply #108 on:** August 04, 2009, 05:08:01 AM »

Mac OS X and Linux . . .

namida · « **Reply #109 on:** August 04, 2009, 07:14:47 AM »

never really existed at all.

Dullstar · « **Reply #110 on:** August 05, 2009, 01:54:01 AM »

But they had still returned.

namida · « **Reply #111 on:** August 05, 2009, 08:02:36 AM »

However, Windows didn't like this.

Dullstar · « **Reply #112 on:** August 06, 2009, 03:18:49 AM »

But the company was dead,

namida · « **Reply #113 on:** August 06, 2009, 06:10:12 AM »

although some people still used

Dullstar · « **Reply #114 on:** August 08, 2009, 01:47:03 AM »

ReactOS, a Windows clone. These

namida · « **Reply #115 on:** August 08, 2009, 09:58:42 AM »

people were mostly French, probably

Dullstar · « **Reply #116 on:** August 08, 2009, 10:56:45 PM »

and had Lemmings on the

namida · « **Reply #117 on:** August 09, 2009, 12:14:16 AM »

brain 24 hours a day.

Minim · « **Reply #118 on:** August 09, 2009, 01:02:56 PM »

These people were also daring

namida · « **Reply #119 on:** August 09, 2009, 02:05:59 PM »

and didn't wave white flags.

Chmera · « **Reply #120 on:** August 09, 2009, 06:35:47 PM »

This bravery shocked the world.

namida · « **Reply #121 on:** August 10, 2009, 05:57:36 AM »

But then, everyone forgot Poland,

Minim · « **Reply #122 on:** August 10, 2009, 05:58:29 AM »

which was the only country

namida · « **Reply #123 on:** August 10, 2009, 06:00:01 AM »

that still wasn't part of

Minim · « **Reply #124 on:** August 10, 2009, 09:07:32 AM »

their primary mission, "The Big

namida · « **Reply #125 on:** August 10, 2009, 11:37:29 AM »

Polandless Mission." This might be

Minim · « **Reply #126 on:** August 10, 2009, 01:17:19 PM »

the easiest mission so far.

Dullstar · « **Reply #127 on:** August 10, 2009, 06:44:14 PM »

It involved large fireworks that

Minim · « **Reply #128 on:** August 10, 2009, 07:52:01 PM »

sprayed water as well as

Dullstar · « **Reply #129 on:** August 11, 2009, 04:09:14 AM »

homed in on the Wii.

Minim · « **Reply #130 on:** August 11, 2009, 06:33:03 AM »

The controls were awkward, leading

namida · « **Reply #131 on:** August 11, 2009, 06:35:53 AM »

some people to, obviously, die.

Minim · « **Reply #132 on:** August 11, 2009, 06:39:21 AM »

The others will die of

namida · « **Reply #133 on:** August 11, 2009, 06:49:29 AM »

AIDS, cancer, and swine flu.

Minim · « **Reply #134 on:** August 11, 2009, 06:50:46 AM »

Heart disease was vacant at

namida · « **Reply #135 on:** August 11, 2009, 06:56:03 AM »

this meeting of deaths, because

Minim · « **Reply #136 on:** August 11, 2009, 06:56:59 AM »

All people know how to

namida · « **Reply #137 on:** August 11, 2009, 06:57:24 AM »

avoid it by not eating

Dullstar · « **Reply #138 on:** August 11, 2009, 09:12:20 PM »

a very large pig. Television

Minim · « **Reply #139 on:** August 12, 2009, 06:46:19 AM »

reports show that a hundred

namida · « **Reply #140 on:** August 12, 2009, 04:25:04 PM »

people out of each hundred

Minim · « **Reply #141 on:** August 12, 2009, 04:25:53 PM »

ladies were attacked by breast

namida · « **Reply #142 on:** August 12, 2009, 04:32:13 PM »

monsters that also eat chickens.

Minim · « **Reply #143 on:** August 12, 2009, 04:46:42 PM »

Then the violence eventually slowed

Dullstar · « **Reply #144 on:** August 12, 2009, 07:26:47 PM »

but then picked up again.

Chmera · « **Reply #145 on:** August 12, 2009, 10:57:11 PM »

Blood filled the gutters, clogging

namida · « **Reply #146 on:** August 13, 2009, 06:55:59 AM »

up everyone's mind with images

Minim · « **Reply #147 on:** August 13, 2009, 07:06:04 AM »

of horror, violence, blood and

namida · « **Reply #148 on:** August 13, 2009, 07:47:53 AM »

naked fat people, which meant

Minim · « **Reply #149 on:** August 13, 2009, 12:35:56 PM »

every would commit suicide except

namida · « **Reply #150 on:** August 13, 2009, 02:06:13 PM »

KFLLKHKLFKLHHLZHLKFKZKHLF... The universe just crashed.

Dullstar · « **Reply #151 on:** August 15, 2009, 01:18:58 AM »

BSOD's became common as the

namida · « **Reply #152 on:** August 15, 2009, 09:34:48 AM »

fabric of the universe continued

Dullstar · « **Reply #153 on:** August 16, 2009, 01:03:53 AM »

to run on Windows 1.01.

namida · « **Reply #154 on:** August 16, 2009, 03:17:59 AM »

Then, a white guy appeared.

Dullstar · « **Reply #155 on:** August 16, 2009, 05:08:44 AM »

He gave everyone Macs. The

namida · « **Reply #156 on:** August 16, 2009, 02:03:39 PM »

people hated him for this.

Minim · « **Reply #157 on:** August 21, 2009, 11:14:40 AM »

So he gave everyone a

(750th post on the forum games sub-forum!)

Dullstar · « **Reply #158 on:** August 23, 2009, 02:51:03 AM »

lecture for criticizing something without

namida · « **Reply #159 on:** August 23, 2009, 06:14:30 AM »

knowing why. Although it sucked,

Dullstar · « **Reply #160 on:** August 24, 2009, 03:35:42 AM »

people started using something before

namida · « **Reply #161 on:** September 05, 2009, 11:52:20 PM »

the world exploded and therefore

Dullstar · « **Reply #162 on:** September 06, 2009, 10:21:36 PM »

all people named "ASDFJKL;" burped.

Lemika · « **Reply #163 on:** January 30, 2010, 08:54:08 AM »

This kept the world from

asbaarle · « **Reply #164 on:** May 08, 2010, 12:54:23 PM »

imploding. nevertheless three lemmings were...

Clam · « **Reply #165 on:** June 17, 2010, 12:16:09 PM »

wandering into a cold, dark

Burned · « **Reply #166 on:** June 19, 2010, 02:33:30 PM »

cave where armadillos were dominant.

Dullstar · « **Reply #167 on:** August 04, 2010, 08:06:03 AM »

The armadillos did not like

Clam · « **Reply #168 on:** August 04, 2010, 10:31:26 AM »

the smell of chocolate milk

Burned · « **Reply #169 on:** August 05, 2010, 01:20:30 PM »

so they retched in disgust.

Dullstar · « **Reply #170 on:** August 07, 2010, 07:13:48 AM »

Suddenly the underground caverns of

GigaLem · « **Reply #171 on:** August 21, 2010, 04:41:27 AM »

The Doomed Cave Started colapsing

Dullstar · « **Reply #172 on:** September 12, 2010, 06:55:53 AM »

. The cave armadillos survived and

Gronkling · « **Reply #173 on:** November 06, 2010, 03:43:43 PM »

turned into evil deathly marshmallows.

GigaLem · « **Reply #174 on:** November 13, 2010, 05:29:51 AM »

And attacked the humans then...

The Doctor · « **Reply #175 on:** November 20, 2010, 03:02:14 AM »

gave them christmas presents instead!

GigaLem · « **Reply #176 on:** November 20, 2010, 04:50:09 AM »

Then a gizer of Carbonation..

Adam · « **Reply #177 on:** November 20, 2010, 04:59:52 AM »

..suddenly flowed down a smelly..

Lemika · « **Reply #178 on:** December 01, 2010, 04:04:14 AM »

black gorge, with no hope

GigaLem · « **Reply #179 on:** December 18, 2010, 05:12:24 PM »

But to Fling Lemmings to...

Lemika · « **Reply #180 on:** December 24, 2010, 01:48:10 AM »

somewhere far out in space.

GigaLem · « **Reply #181 on:** December 24, 2010, 03:20:54 AM »

A Golden Hedgehog was flying...

Author Topic: Five Word Story (Read 56028 times)

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