Author Topic: Three Word Story (Read 67336 times)

Dullstar · « **on:** May 25, 2009, 08:12:10 PM »

I think we all know what this is by now...

A lemming was

The Doctor · « **Reply #1 on:** May 26, 2009, 11:39:21 PM »

strolling along the

Dullstar · « **Reply #2 on:** May 27, 2009, 12:03:17 AM »

beach when a

Mr Kiwi · « **Reply #3 on:** May 27, 2009, 08:56:41 AM »

freaking huge duck

Dullstar · « **Reply #4 on:** May 28, 2009, 05:46:06 AM »

challenged Chuck Norris.

The Doctor · « **Reply #5 on:** May 28, 2009, 09:06:09 AM »

The Lemming decided (..)

Clam · « **Reply #6 on:** May 28, 2009, 09:13:46 AM »

to open up

Mr Kiwi · « **Reply #7 on:** May 28, 2009, 11:42:48 AM »

a big bag

The Doctor · « **Reply #8 on:** May 28, 2009, 10:41:27 PM »

and pull out (...)

Dullstar · « **Reply #9 on:** May 29, 2009, 05:24:47 AM »

a screaming monkey.

The Doctor · « **Reply #10 on:** May 29, 2009, 09:41:11 AM »

Normally, he'd have (...)

Dullstar · « **Reply #11 on:** May 30, 2009, 02:57:06 AM »

buckets of fun,

Lemika · « **Reply #12 on:** May 31, 2009, 02:02:17 AM »

but instead he

The Doctor · « **Reply #13 on:** May 31, 2009, 02:22:53 AM »

took the chance (...)

Dullstar · « **Reply #14 on:** May 31, 2009, 06:52:14 PM »

of getting eaten

Lemika · « **Reply #15 on:** June 01, 2009, 08:36:21 AM »

and leapt at

The Doctor · « **Reply #16 on:** June 01, 2009, 09:30:19 AM »

the Lemme Fatale's (...)

Dullstar · « **Reply #17 on:** June 02, 2009, 12:52:14 AM »

fangs. He then

namida · « **Reply #18 on:** June 06, 2009, 10:43:39 AM »

ate a biscuit,...

Dullstar · « **Reply #19 on:** June 06, 2009, 07:14:45 PM »

and then passed

namida · « **Reply #20 on:** June 07, 2009, 09:49:35 AM »

a turd. This...

Dullstar · « **Reply #21 on:** June 07, 2009, 10:43:34 PM »

was very disgusting.

The Doctor · « **Reply #22 on:** June 08, 2009, 06:46:26 AM »

Ne'er outdone, he (...)

namida · « **Reply #23 on:** June 08, 2009, 07:23:57 AM »

also farted. After...

Dullstar · « **Reply #24 on:** June 08, 2009, 09:54:06 PM »

that, Earth made

namida · « **Reply #25 on:** June 11, 2009, 05:09:45 PM »

a bigger fart.

Dullstar · « **Reply #26 on:** June 11, 2009, 08:18:25 PM »

Then someone barfed.

The Doctor · « **Reply #27 on:** June 16, 2009, 06:19:24 AM »

Nevertheless, it was (...)

namida · « **Reply #28 on:** June 16, 2009, 07:46:59 AM »

not a fart.

Chmera · « **Reply #29 on:** June 16, 2009, 08:18:45 PM »

Such terrible manners

Dullstar · « **Reply #30 on:** June 17, 2009, 09:29:07 PM »

were frowned upon.

Chmera · « **Reply #31 on:** June 20, 2009, 01:02:34 AM »

In a building

Dullstar · « **Reply #32 on:** June 20, 2009, 05:33:28 PM »

, IN ALL CAPS,

Chmera · « **Reply #33 on:** June 22, 2009, 08:56:17 PM »

the world collapsed.

Dullstar · « **Reply #34 on:** July 03, 2009, 12:11:40 AM »

Two galaxies had

Chmera · « **Reply #35 on:** July 03, 2009, 06:22:16 PM »

a big fight

Dullstar · « **Reply #36 on:** July 04, 2009, 06:10:10 AM »

and merged tragically.

Chmera · « **Reply #37 on:** July 04, 2009, 03:41:31 PM »

Everything was dead.

namida · « **Reply #38 on:** July 05, 2009, 10:33:21 AM »

Except some clowns,

Dullstar · « **Reply #39 on:** July 06, 2009, 06:55:50 AM »

which also died.

Chmera · « **Reply #40 on:** July 07, 2009, 08:22:56 PM »

You hate clowns

Yawg · « **Reply #41 on:** July 07, 2009, 10:42:26 PM »

However, Chuck Norris...

Dullstar · « **Reply #42 on:** July 08, 2009, 02:00:32 AM »

attacked evil clowns*

Yawg · « **Reply #43 on:** July 08, 2009, 02:10:56 AM »

with his enormous

Dullstar · « **Reply #44 on:** July 08, 2009, 02:22:00 AM »

duck shaped tree.

Yawg · « **Reply #45 on:** July 08, 2009, 04:10:16 AM »

The clowns retaliated...

Dullstar · « **Reply #46 on:** July 08, 2009, 06:50:46 AM »

but died hopelessly.

Burned · « **Reply #47 on:** July 10, 2009, 07:40:14 PM »

Then a pizza

Dullstar · « **Reply #48 on:** July 11, 2009, 01:44:11 AM »

destroyed a monkey's

namida · « **Reply #49 on:** July 12, 2009, 08:43:05 AM »

army of toenails...

Burned · « **Reply #50 on:** July 13, 2009, 06:30:56 AM »

who made inappropriate...

Dullstar · « **Reply #51 on:** July 13, 2009, 07:16:15 AM »

cheesecakes in public.

namida · « **Reply #52 on:** July 13, 2009, 01:45:21 PM »

This caused them...

Chmera · « **Reply #53 on:** July 13, 2009, 07:36:44 PM »

several heart attacks.

Yawg · « **Reply #54 on:** July 13, 2009, 08:00:37 PM »

Then, without warning...

namida · « **Reply #55 on:** July 14, 2009, 03:48:47 AM »

...someone got AIDS.

Dullstar · « **Reply #56 on:** July 14, 2009, 08:06:31 AM »

It was cured.

_{namida, your post on July 12th 2009 contains bad language. If I could delte or edit that post, I would. How do I know that at least Mr. K wouldn't like it? A similar situation supposedly occurred on different forums administered by Mr. K (which are currently down, by the way) I heard they had to replace a word.}

Adam · « **Reply #57 on:** July 14, 2009, 11:50:41 AM »

Thanks for bringing the post to my attention, Dullstar.

I've been in hospital recently, so I've not been able to moderate fully, I'm back now, so watch out!

Burned · « **Reply #58 on:** July 14, 2009, 03:45:53 PM »

Then floating emeralds...

Dullstar · « **Reply #59 on:** July 14, 2009, 03:58:39 PM »

Quote from: Adam on 2009-07-14 05:50:41

Thanks for bringing the post to my attention, Dullstar.

I've been in hospital recently, so I've not been able to moderate fully, I'm back now, so watch out!

Thanks for fixing it! By the way, there's also been a little trouble stirred up in the other story thread... however, it's not as bad.

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...flew like birds

Burned · « **Reply #60 on:** July 14, 2009, 03:59:31 PM »

across orange skies...

Dullstar · « **Reply #61 on:** July 14, 2009, 04:00:41 PM »

and into quicksand.

Burned · « **Reply #62 on:** July 14, 2009, 04:04:50 PM »

Suddenly, it glowed!

Dullstar · « **Reply #63 on:** July 14, 2009, 07:04:40 PM »

What had happened?!

Chmera · « **Reply #64 on:** July 15, 2009, 01:21:56 AM »

The tangerine trees

namida · « **Reply #65 on:** July 15, 2009, 10:57:53 AM »

didn't grow oranges,...

Burned · « **Reply #66 on:** July 15, 2009, 03:25:45 PM »

but instead strawberries.

Dullstar · « **Reply #67 on:** July 15, 2009, 06:21:12 PM »

The strawberries fell

Chmera · « **Reply #68 on:** July 15, 2009, 10:16:07 PM »

into the fields

Dullstar · « **Reply #69 on:** July 15, 2009, 11:24:03 PM »

where a platypus

Chmera · « **Reply #70 on:** July 17, 2009, 09:43:22 PM »

sat eating dinner.

namida · « **Reply #71 on:** July 18, 2009, 12:50:22 PM »

This caused mayhem,...

Dullstar · « **Reply #72 on:** July 18, 2009, 09:18:52 PM »

and much confusion

Chmera · « **Reply #73 on:** July 19, 2009, 02:59:11 PM »

and strawberry jam.

Dullstar · « **Reply #74 on:** July 19, 2009, 09:44:01 PM »

A lemming began

namida · « **Reply #75 on:** July 19, 2009, 10:00:56 PM »

to drink juice,

Chmera · « **Reply #76 on:** July 20, 2009, 05:23:33 PM »

but it was

Dullstar · « **Reply #77 on:** July 20, 2009, 11:51:03 PM »

the size of

namida · « **Reply #78 on:** July 21, 2009, 05:40:09 AM »

a google search...

Dullstar · « **Reply #79 on:** July 21, 2009, 06:44:16 AM »

which are larger . . .

namida · « **Reply #80 on:** July 21, 2009, 08:05:07 AM »

than some planes.

Dullstar · « **Reply #81 on:** July 21, 2009, 08:10:28 AM »

This marked the

Chmera · « **Reply #82 on:** July 21, 2009, 05:37:10 PM »

new era of

Dullstar · « **Reply #83 on:** July 22, 2009, 05:37:00 AM »

lemmings games for

namida · « **Reply #84 on:** July 22, 2009, 09:13:12 AM »

Nintendo 64. However,...

Dullstar · « **Reply #85 on:** July 23, 2009, 03:44:41 AM »

the GameCube had

Quote from: Highlight to read

Sorry if that was 4 words, I'm not sure whether GameCube is one or two words officially

namida · « **Reply #86 on:** July 23, 2009, 05:08:37 PM »

Lemmings 4D, which...

I think it could go either way. Whichever's more convenient at the time.

Dullstar · « **Reply #87 on:** July 24, 2009, 05:21:07 AM »

was really 3D.

namida · « **Reply #88 on:** July 25, 2009, 11:43:39 AM »

Or maybe 2D.

Dullstar · « **Reply #89 on:** July 27, 2009, 10:17:34 PM »

Games were fun.

namida · « **Reply #90 on:** July 28, 2009, 02:06:14 AM »

Especially fun ones.

Dullstar · « **Reply #91 on:** July 29, 2009, 09:26:00 AM »

This includes Lemmings, . . .

namida · « **Reply #92 on:** July 29, 2009, 10:09:48 AM »

Commander Keen, and...

Dullstar · « **Reply #93 on:** July 29, 2009, 11:38:03 PM »

a fat monkey.

namida · « **Reply #94 on:** July 30, 2009, 11:42:40 AM »

But, some monkeys

Dullstar · « **Reply #95 on:** July 30, 2009, 06:36:34 PM »

are not fat.

Minim · « **Reply #96 on:** July 30, 2009, 06:54:37 PM »

They just prefer

Dullstar · « **Reply #97 on:** July 30, 2009, 10:53:46 PM »

to be thin.

Minim · « **Reply #98 on:** July 31, 2009, 07:10:39 AM »

Meanwhile, Commander Keen

namida · « **Reply #99 on:** July 31, 2009, 07:32:32 AM »

was on Mars,

Minim · « **Reply #100 on:** July 31, 2009, 07:52:23 AM »

looking at the

namida · « **Reply #101 on:** August 01, 2009, 11:47:06 AM »

Yorps and Gargs.

Minim · « **Reply #102 on:** August 01, 2009, 03:03:41 PM »

They looked familiar

namida · « **Reply #103 on:** August 01, 2009, 05:29:07 PM »

on Thursdays, but

Minim · « **Reply #104 on:** August 01, 2009, 06:11:06 PM »

when they are

Dullstar · « **Reply #105 on:** August 01, 2009, 07:01:40 PM »

on Earth during

Minim · « **Reply #106 on:** August 01, 2009, 07:16:49 PM »

their planned vacation

Dullstar · « **Reply #107 on:** August 01, 2009, 07:32:51 PM »

in the lakes

Minim · « **Reply #108 on:** August 01, 2009, 08:58:50 PM »

of Arizona, Commander

Dullstar · « **Reply #109 on:** August 01, 2009, 09:42:22 PM »

Bob fell off

Minim · « **Reply #110 on:** August 01, 2009, 10:08:00 PM »

a cliff in

Dullstar · « **Reply #111 on:** August 01, 2009, 10:09:16 PM »

the middle of

namida · « **Reply #112 on:** August 02, 2009, 08:06:03 AM »

eating an apple.

Minim · « **Reply #113 on:** August 02, 2009, 09:26:37 AM »

He hit his

namida · « **Reply #114 on:** August 02, 2009, 10:47:48 AM »

index finger on

Minim · « **Reply #115 on:** August 02, 2009, 12:38:12 PM »

a rock and

namida · « **Reply #116 on:** August 02, 2009, 02:23:48 PM »

subsequently died of

Dullstar · « **Reply #117 on:** August 02, 2009, 06:48:12 PM »

falling trees and

namida · « **Reply #118 on:** August 03, 2009, 06:14:28 AM »

hat cancer. This

Minim · « **Reply #119 on:** August 03, 2009, 06:17:08 AM »

was a magical

namida · « **Reply #120 on:** August 03, 2009, 07:06:29 AM »

explanation of ducks.

Minim · « **Reply #121 on:** August 03, 2009, 10:22:58 AM »

The next minute,

namida · « **Reply #122 on:** August 03, 2009, 10:59:13 AM »

stuff started happening.

Minim · « **Reply #123 on:** August 03, 2009, 11:15:04 AM »

The lemmings have

namida · « **Reply #124 on:** August 03, 2009, 11:29:08 AM »

never eaten custard,

Minim · « **Reply #125 on:** August 03, 2009, 12:28:00 PM »

because custard was

namida · « **Reply #126 on:** August 03, 2009, 12:37:49 PM »

yellow, like Homer.

Minim · « **Reply #127 on:** August 03, 2009, 04:09:06 PM »

One lemming tried

Dullstar · « **Reply #128 on:** August 04, 2009, 01:21:50 AM »

eating it. Then,

namida · « **Reply #129 on:** August 04, 2009, 01:33:56 AM »

the lemming died.

Dullstar · « **Reply #130 on:** August 04, 2009, 03:02:45 AM »

_{lol, namida, that's exactly what I was thinking there...}

Their graves were

namida · « **Reply #131 on:** August 04, 2009, 03:35:08 AM »

sometimes painted blue.

Dullstar · « **Reply #132 on:** August 04, 2009, 05:07:34 AM »

Green was also . . .

namida · « **Reply #133 on:** August 04, 2009, 07:15:02 AM »

a favourite among

Minim · « **Reply #134 on:** August 04, 2009, 07:50:15 AM »

The blackbirds, NOT!

namida · « **Reply #135 on:** August 04, 2009, 07:51:54 AM »

Lomax bought cigarettes

namida · « **Reply #136 on:** August 04, 2009, 09:13:09 AM »

that supported the

Minim · « **Reply #137 on:** August 04, 2009, 01:26:09 PM »

blogs and frogs

namida · « **Reply #138 on:** August 04, 2009, 01:45:08 PM »

and chocolate rain.

Minim · « **Reply #139 on:** August 04, 2009, 02:07:20 PM »

Lomax didn't understand

namida · « **Reply #140 on:** August 04, 2009, 02:25:44 PM »

that Tay Zonday

Minim · « **Reply #141 on:** August 04, 2009, 06:15:57 PM »

was his rival

Dullstar · « **Reply #142 on:** August 05, 2009, 01:53:08 AM »

and therefore died.

namida · « **Reply #143 on:** August 05, 2009, 08:03:02 AM »

Heck, EVERYONE died.

Dullstar · « **Reply #144 on:** August 06, 2009, 03:18:22 AM »

It really hurt.

namida · « **Reply #145 on:** August 06, 2009, 06:10:31 AM »

Especially for those

Minim · « **Reply #146 on:** August 06, 2009, 09:08:11 AM »

with Acquired immune

namida · « **Reply #147 on:** August 06, 2009, 10:53:51 AM »

deficiency syndrome. What?!

Minim · « **Reply #148 on:** August 07, 2009, 08:27:11 AM »

Golden Syrup was

namida · « **Reply #149 on:** August 07, 2009, 10:31:46 AM »

a chemical element.

Dullstar · « **Reply #150 on:** August 08, 2009, 01:46:09 AM »

Chemists were shocked.

namida · « **Reply #151 on:** August 08, 2009, 10:00:10 AM »

However, most biologists

Minim · « **Reply #152 on:** August 08, 2009, 09:15:18 PM »

agreed with the

Dullstar · « **Reply #153 on:** August 08, 2009, 10:56:00 PM »

flaming ninja monkeys . . .

namida · « **Reply #154 on:** August 09, 2009, 12:13:01 AM »

except the ones

Minim · « **Reply #155 on:** August 09, 2009, 01:01:48 PM »

who couldn't eat.

namida · « **Reply #156 on:** August 09, 2009, 02:05:44 PM »

Some scientists suggested

Dullstar · « **Reply #157 on:** August 09, 2009, 06:59:08 PM »

using glowing mushrooms

Minim · « **Reply #158 on:** August 09, 2009, 09:59:16 PM »

and steel bananas

Dullstar · « **Reply #159 on:** August 10, 2009, 05:00:04 AM »

to prevent the

Minim · « **Reply #160 on:** August 10, 2009, 05:39:08 AM »

buzzards from taking

namida · « **Reply #161 on:** August 10, 2009, 05:58:24 AM »

credit for stuff

Minim · « **Reply #162 on:** August 10, 2009, 05:58:54 AM »

included in their

namida · « **Reply #163 on:** August 10, 2009, 06:00:47 AM »

investment portfolio. Therefore,

Minim · « **Reply #164 on:** August 10, 2009, 09:08:19 AM »

they called someone

namida · « **Reply #165 on:** August 10, 2009, 11:38:26 AM »

who did this

Minim · « **Reply #166 on:** August 10, 2009, 01:16:57 PM »

bird catching hobby

Dullstar · « **Reply #167 on:** August 10, 2009, 06:42:39 PM »

and destroyed five

Minim · « **Reply #168 on:** August 10, 2009, 07:52:32 PM »

swans and three

Dullstar · « **Reply #169 on:** August 11, 2009, 09:13:07 PM »

large, hungry pythons.

Minim · « **Reply #170 on:** August 12, 2009, 06:49:26 AM »

Next week, the

namida · « **Reply #171 on:** August 12, 2009, 04:24:46 PM »

ducks invaded America.

Minim · « **Reply #172 on:** August 12, 2009, 04:44:39 PM »

And then they

Dullstar · « **Reply #173 on:** August 12, 2009, 07:28:53 PM »

developed a game.

Minim · « **Reply #174 on:** August 12, 2009, 07:30:20 PM »

"Duck Shoot 2"

namida · « **Reply #175 on:** August 13, 2009, 06:56:18 AM »

Which didn't have

Minim · « **Reply #176 on:** August 13, 2009, 07:04:55 AM »

good reviews once

namida · « **Reply #177 on:** August 13, 2009, 07:48:04 AM »

it was released.

Minim · « **Reply #178 on:** August 13, 2009, 12:34:42 PM »

This was the

namida · « **Reply #179 on:** August 13, 2009, 02:05:49 PM »

end of Nintendo,

Minim · « **Reply #180 on:** August 13, 2009, 04:21:45 PM »

especially the Wii

namida · « **Reply #181 on:** August 13, 2009, 04:51:03 PM »

and the Puu.

Minim · « **Reply #182 on:** August 14, 2009, 09:31:02 AM »

The Toylet invention

namida · « **Reply #183 on:** August 14, 2009, 02:06:11 PM »

was a dump

Minim · « **Reply #184 on:** August 14, 2009, 04:16:57 PM »

in the Irish

namida · « **Reply #185 on:** August 14, 2009, 04:42:56 PM »

pub bathrooms. But,

Dullstar · « **Reply #186 on:** August 15, 2009, 01:19:53 AM »

Irish hotel bathrooms

Minim · « **Reply #187 on:** August 15, 2009, 08:10:41 AM »

were not smelly

namida · « **Reply #188 on:** August 15, 2009, 09:34:33 AM »

because gaming consoles

Dullstar · « **Reply #189 on:** August 16, 2009, 05:12:35 AM »

used the "Toylet."

namida · « **Reply #190 on:** August 16, 2009, 02:05:04 PM »

They did Wiis.

Dullstar · « **Reply #191 on:** August 17, 2009, 02:40:43 AM »

This console made

namida · « **Reply #192 on:** August 17, 2009, 05:48:40 AM »

people get sick

Dullstar · « **Reply #193 on:** August 17, 2009, 06:05:00 PM »

and barf all

Minim · « **Reply #194 on:** August 21, 2009, 11:13:18 AM »

of the little

Dullstar · « **Reply #195 on:** August 23, 2009, 02:51:47 AM »

_{grammatical errors out Sorry, misread post!}

but huge monitors

namida · « **Reply #196 on:** August 23, 2009, 06:14:58 AM »

that someone sold

Dullstar · « **Reply #197 on:** August 24, 2009, 03:34:58 AM »

on eBay using

Minim · « **Reply #198 on:** September 02, 2009, 07:35:59 PM »

the Intranet. Likewise,

(My 500th post, I've turned into Superlemming!)

Dullstar · « **Reply #199 on:** September 05, 2009, 12:16:18 AM »

three doomed go-carts

Author Topic: Three Word Story (Read 67336 times)

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