Stage play-like development and amateur errors in Windows 95 games

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Before I made this topic, I realized that Mark Tsai is a British-Chinese person. We're moving into the stage play-like development of the Windows 95 games "Lemmings and Oh No! More Lemmings" and "Lemmings Paintball".

Here is Lemmings for Windows 95's credits with vague stage play-like information (off several manuals and the help file).
Windows 95 production and design: Visual Sciences
Original game design: DMA Design
Screenplay: Russell Kay and David Lees
Costumes: Mark Ireland and Geoff Gunning
Animation: Geoff Gunning
Stunt dog: Ben (pet dog to unknown developer)
Original music: Tim Wright (Amiga), Tony Williams (IBM PC)
Music conversion: PC Music off Yamaha XG soundchip
Key grip (movie manager): David Cowan
Catering (foodmaking and foodplanning): Clark Brittas and Sheilla Brittas
Best boy (assistant to chief electrician): Richard Swinfen
Foley artist (sound importer): Brian Marshall
Producers: Bill Allen and Richard Baxter
Product managers: David Dyett and Laura McLeod
Windows .hlp help file authoring: Michael J. Farren, Bill Allen, and Richard Baxter
Trained assassins (Lemmings professionals): Paul Charlesly, Craig Duddle, Paul Evason, Chris Rowley, and Lol Scragg
Public relations: Dana Oertell and Mark Day
Quality assurance: Stuart Allen, Paul Evason, Nevin Gaston, Lee O'Connor, Pat Russell, John Walsh, and Jonathon Wild
General dogsbody (junior with slow work that others avoid): Andrew Parsons
Windows 95 manual author: Damon Fairclough (Remixed from Mark Tsai's and Alexander Aranyosi's version)
Packaging design: Anthony Roberts
Boom operator (long boom mic without shadows): Booming Jack McBoom
In house dancers: Wobbly Albert and his Axnious People, Duncan Charles and his Mellow Boys, Ian A Grieve, and Kirstie Beamish

This concludes the credits. This is a fake notice of computer lemmings being euthanized:
"Psygnosis would like to clarify that this product has not
been tested on live animals in anyway, although we did
massacre thousands of computer Lemmings in the
process, in the course of which several hundred Lemmings
actually survived, but ended up suffering ruptured spleans
and other miscellaneouse medical catastrophes.
The appropriate authorities have been informed but have
ruled that maltreatment of computer animals, even
Lemmings, do not come under their jurisdiction."

More information will come tommorrow.
The sable exited his home, took the trail, sable walks into the moving stream, went into a waterfall, got lost, and found a sable community nearby. He could use his climbing skills to get back at his home after living in the sable community after one day...
(My fictional game of Sables (a Chinese clone) based on Lemmings)
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