Corrupt-a-Wish

[LemSteven]

Granted!  Unfortunately, your new pet ostrich kicks you in the shin and breaks your leg.

I wish we'd have no more hurricanes this year.

[mantha16]

granted but the weather drops to 10 degrees celsius and all shops run out of coats.

I wish my new chair didnt give me nerve pains in my legs

[Liebatron]

Granted! You discover that the chair isn't real *none of this is real*. You're living in a simulation. Once you know that, you're able to convince yourself that the nerve pain isn't real either, and you stop feeling it. It turns out you can 'turn off' pain signals, but there isn't really anything else you can control. You're fine with living in a simulation though, as long as the simulation is consistent... Then one day you find yourself carrying a bag of bricks, and you think "where did these come from?" And you feel an irresistible urge to stack them diagonally into a staircase...

I wish I had blueberry waffles with syrup.

[Minim]

Granted! However, you were served an under-cooked potato waffle with blueberries on the side. Also, you were given a massive bottle of syrup which increased the price of your bill two-fold.

I wish I can get hold of the PS5.

[namida]

Granted. Remember the yellow light of death? Hope so.

I wish for a Mars bar.

[mantha16]

granted but you suddenly have no teeth so have to suck the mars bars

I wish I no longer got migraines

[WillLem]

Your migraines are gone, but have been replaced with a condition which causes you to spontaneously vomit whenever anyone else mentions migraines.

I wish I could win a NeoLemmix level contest.

[mantha16]

granted but your name is now ichotolot for realsys and you live in germany and no one speaks english and you don't speak german.

i wish someone would actually help me fix my custom sprites

[namida]

Granted. This is immediately followed by a NeoLemmix update that breaks them all over again.

I wish for the Farter skill to happen.

[The64Watcher]

Granted? hmmm... HNNNNG *skill select sound* im in your house

And with that, we are now in season TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *tpot intro*

Season 2 wish one. I wish i can do the Harvard MIT Piegon prank but on a bigger scale. (i must avenge scratch and the lady who did THMPP) for your info, the havard mit piegon prank saw an even where someone scattered breadcrumbs while blowing a whistle, so when a footbal refferee blew their whistle, thanks to hebbian learning, lets say, the feild did not last 2 milliseconds until the peigon pile was like skin, live stuff squishes together as it dies, bassicly avain lasanga.