What if _____ came to your house?

[Mr. K]

*Opens the door*
Me: So, i herd u liek mudkipz?
Denis: AHHHHH! *freaks out and runs off*
Me: w00t!
*Closes the door*

Sends Peppy Hare to the next. (Do a barrel roll!)

[Liebatron]

Opens Door:
Hello-
Trust your instinct!
Ok, I'll make a mental not of that.
Your father used to help me like that too!
Do you want to talk to him?
Shoot the Rocks!
I'll take that as a no.
Use bombs wisely!
So why are you here?
Hold 'em, they're trying to break through!
Hold who?
Ok, now shoot the switcher!
What switch?
He's headin' for the supply depot!
So there's a switch leading to a supply depot?
Good going Fox!
I'm not a-
Fox! You're OK!
I told you I'm-
Do a barrel roll!
What, now?
Everythin's A-OK!
Wonderful, why are you here?
I'll take care of everything below!
*Looks down*
Sorry guys, I'm gonna have to sit this one out!
Ok then, bye.
-Closes door, confused

Sends Napoleonic Wars to next person's house.

[Chmera]

Me: Whut? What's that out there?
-opens door-
Me: AWK *dodges arrow, hastily slams door*

[Timballisto]

You forgot to send someone...

[Mr. K]

Next person:
*sends your mom*

[Ice_Eagle]

Me: Hi, Mom.
Mom: Is this your new house?  Why are you all green?
Me: Long story.
Mom: Tell me.
Me: Mom, I'm busy right now. I have to wash the green outta me!
Mom: Okay...
Mother left, as Green_Eagle saw a package. He opened it, and suddenly, he became Ice_Eagle again!!!

Arbok

[Timballisto]

Arbok: ...'Sup

Me:..................*pokeball*



A confused hobo.

[Liebatron]

Hobo: "UM? ... ... ... BOX?"

Me: It was travelling Northeast when I last saw it. If you hurry you can catch it before-

I was unable to finish the sentence because the Hobo left. He was travelling Northeast...

I send a Historic Dirt Salesman to the next person's house, "This 100% Holy Roman Empire Dirt is guaranteed to be from the 30-Years war period."....

[Timballisto]

Me: I'm sorry but I do not collect dirt.

Salesman: But this isn't just any dirt!  It's from the 30-years war!

Me: Geographically or chronologically?  In the latter case, I could sell some of my dirt to you and make the same claim.  Even if it's geographically from the same area, there's tons of dirt which can be considered historical by your terms.

Salesman: How about some dirt from the construction of the Gemini!?

Me:  OOH ME WANT BUY DIRT NOW THX BUY!

*Sends mischievous ant*

[Ice_Eagle]

Ice_Eagle: Hello.
Ant: Hi.
Ice_Eagle: Hello.
Ant: Hi.
Ice_Eagle: Hello.
Ant: Hi.
Ice_Eagle: Hello.
Ant: Hi.
Ice_Eagle: Hello.
Ant: Hi.
Ice_Eagle: Hello.
Ant: Hi.
After 713 Hello's and Hi's...
Ice_Eagle: Hi.
Ant: Hello.
Ice_Eagle: Hi.
Ant: Hello.
Ice_Eagle: Hi.
Ant: Hello.
Ice_Eagle: Hi.
Ant: Hello.
Ice_Eagle: Hi.
Ant: Hello.
After 713 Hi's and Hello's...
Ice_Eagle: Hello.
Ant: Hel-
Ice_Eagle stomped on the Ant before it could complete what it said.
Ant: Ow.

Ice_Eagle then calls The Doctor and Rose Tyler, and sends them to the next house.

[Dullstar]

*Opens Door*

*Rose Tyler vanishes*

The Doctor:  You see this red crystal here?  It was made from the red flowers.  MWAHAHA, this one works on humans as well.

Dullstar:
*SLAMS DOOR*

The Doctor:  Ow.  Oh crap, it's Quote.

*sounds of battle*

The Doctor: AAAAAAHHH!
*In the middle of the battle, a UFO came and took the Doctor away.*

Dullstar:

*sends Coby (tSLb) to the next poster's house.*