I have a lot of favorite quotes!
Charlie and the Chocolate FactoryMrs. Beauregarde: But I can't have a blueberry as a daughter. How is she supposed to COMPETE?
Veruca Salt: You could put her in a county fair.
Mrs. Gloop: Zen he vil be made into strawberry-flavored chocolate-coated fudge? Dell be selling him by the pound all over the world?
Willy Wonka: No. I wouldn\t allow it. The taste would be terrible. Can you imagine Augustus-flavored chocolate-coated Gloop? Ew. No one would buy it.
Grandpa George: WELL, IT\S A GOOD THING YOU\RE GOING TO A CHOCOLATE FACTORY, YOU UNGRATEFUL LITTLE B-
Mrs. Bucket: *covers Charlie\s ears*
Willy Wonka: Chewing gum is really gross, chewing gum I hate the most.
Willy Wonka: You\re all quite short, aren\t you?
Violet Beauregarde: Well, yeah, we\re children.
Willy Wonka: Well, that\s no excuse. I was not as short as you.
Mike Teavee: You were once.
Willy Wonka: Was not. Know why? Because I distinctly remember putting a hat on top of my head. Look at your short little arms. You could never reach.
Grandma Georgina: You smell like peanuts. I like peanuts.
Willy Wonka: Thank you. You smell like old people and soap. *whisper* I like it.
Grandma Georgina: Oh! *hugs Willy Wonka*
Willy Wonka: Pity about that chocolate fellow...Waldenburgh, Walter...
Charlie Bucket: Willy Wonka.
Willy Wonka: That\s the one. Says here his candies aren\t selling very well. But I suppose he\s just a rotten guy who deserves it.
Charlie Bucket: Yep.
Willy Wonka: Oh, really? Did you meet him?
Charlie Bucket: Yes. I thought he was great at first, but he didn\t turn out so nice. He also has a funny haircut.
Willy Wonka: *throws down newspaper* I DO NOT!
Willy Wonka: Good morning, starshine. The Earth says hello!
Willy Wonka: And you must be their-*breaks off nervously*...
Mr. Salt: Parents.
Willy Wonka: Yeah. Moms and Dads...Dad? Papa?
RobotsRodney and Fender: *arm farting*
Crank: Come on, what are you guys, three years old? This is how a man does it. *arm farting*
Piper: You guys are so gross. Besides, this is how you do it. *arm farting*
Aunt Fanny: Hey, kids, get a load of this: *extreme farting*
Everyone: Ugh...ugh...*coughing*
Piper: Aunt Fanny...we were using our arms...
Fender: AUNT FANNY!
Rodney: Why is she called Aunt Fanny?
Fender: Couldn\t call her Aunt Booty.
Rodney: WHOA!
Watches: Don\t buy us, we\re fakes.
Rodney: When was the last time you got oiled?
Fender: Can\t answer that with my sis around.
Piper: Can it, Fender!
Piper: Who the heck is she?
Aunt Fanny: I used to have a figure like that.
Aunt Fanny: *whacking bad guys with her butt* Say hello to my dimpled friend!
Diesel: *Darth Vader voice box*
The Force is strong with this one!Bewitched (Movie)Nina: She was a witch.
Aunt Clara:
So am I... *laughter*
Isabel Bigelow: I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY!!!
Jack Wyatt: WHAT??!!!
Isabel Bigelow: You\re a jerk.
Jack Wyatt: What did you just say?
Isabel Bigelow: *few seconds later* I said, YOU\RE A JERK! Everything is about you. Y-You are selfish! You are self-centered! And you, you lied to me, you said you needed me, you don\t need anyone!
Ritchie: Listen, sweetie, why don\t you go to your trailer and take a Midol-
Isabel Bigelow: Hey, you be quiet or I\ll give you a tail!
Ritchie: *stunned*
Isabel Bigelow: You sit down. SIT DOWN! Yeah...! This show\s supposed to be a marriage. A real marriage, with real problems like what color to paint the kitchen, or I don\t know, I can\t think of any others right now, BUT THE ONLY PROBLEMS YOU CARE ABOUT ARE YOUR OWN! No wonder the audience doesn\t like this show! A witch marries a mortal. Who in their right mind would want to marry you?
Jack Wyatt: Hey!
Ritchie: Excuse me, that\s it, you\re fired.
Isabel Bigelow: Doesn\t matter. I-I QUIT! Yeah, so, you better call my agent!
Jim Fields: You don\t have an agent.
Isabel Bigelow: Then call my cable man! URRGH!
Jack Wyatt: It\s my dog. MY DOG! And I will die if I do not have back, do you understand? I will DIE if I do NOT...HAVE IT BACK!!!! HAAAVE BAACK!!!!!
Jack Wyatt: Where art thou dog? Thy canine lover? Where is the hot breath upon the nape of my neck? We shall form a brotherhood of man and beast. You shall lick my face and I shall lick your snout.
I'll post more of them when I have the time.