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[Isu]

He was surprised to see so many lemmings building on a what seemed a perfectly normal house, a house that needed no adjustment. As if reading his mind, Flotra said "Those lemmings building are the Buildras. Buildras need to build, it's in their nature. We actually rely on the Buildras a lot. I've no idea why they can't just sit and relax for a bit, they just build all day and night. No breaks, they keep building and building and building. We appreciate this "skill", but they often cause problems"
"Problems?" Lemmy queried.
"They often let the bombras out of their holding area." Floatra said patiently "It really bugs us because it means we need to get another blockra to hold them back."
"Ah." Lemmy pondered. "Maybe I use this to my advantage. If I can group together many buildras, I might just manage to save the bombras of this hellish place by building them over the blockras. It'll take some work, but the buildras don't stop, so it shouldn't be a problem." He then just noticed that Climbra was missing.
"Where's Climbra gone?" Lemmy asked nervously.
"Ahh, don't worry about him."Floatra reassured him "If he passes a wall, he will climb it, It's what he does, when he realizes that he can't climb it all the way up, then he'll jump off an rejoin us."
"What if he CAN climb all the way up?"Lemmy asked.
"Then we'll never see him again, dont worry though, the Buildras make sure that their walls can never be climbed, so that we don't lose any climbras. You better go inside, The Boss doesn't like late lemmings, in fact, If you're too late, you completely vanish from existence, so I'd hurry up if I were you.

"Lemmy entered the house being unsure of what to expect. He heard a voice, "Walkra, I have been waiting."
Lemmy looked around to see the owner of these words. The Boss stated "I am the Boss of all the Database, I control this entire place. I believe you have some questions."
Some was an understatement. I had so many questions he could have made a whole new religion on them. Lemmy nervously said "Where are the bashras, mineras, and diggras?" These were the only three Lemra's he hadn't seen yet, and was anxious to find out everything he could about this place, before he put it right.
"They do not contribute to the Database." The boss then quickly changed the subject. "Do you know what I am?"
Lemmy figured that the short answer to his question was a sign of grief towards the Bashras, Mineras, and diggras, and decided that talking about them would not be a good idea. Lemmy shook his head.
"I am Time. I control your existence. If I wanted you to become extinct, you could become just like that" The Boss Clicked his fingers to prove his point. Lemmy was now having second thoughts about his plan to right the wrong in this place. If what the boss was saying is true. He'd be up against the Highest authority. One that can Give life and take life. In short, He'd be up against God. Lemmy started to tremble in fear under Time, the Boss of all the Database. "Is there anything else you wish to ask?" Time said impatiently...

[Ice_Eagle91]

"No," said Lemmy firmly.

(Btw, I'm back!)

[Lemika]

"Yes," Lemmy replied. "There is something. If you are time -- what happens if I... how you say... break the clock?"
There was a long silence. "This is illogical," Time said.
Lemmy nodded. "Assume. Assume you are the clock. I will break the clock. Do you understand me?" he waved a hand in front of his face. "I... I will break the clock!"
"You cannot!" Time roared. "I am the ultimate being! I control the flow of time and life itself! I cannot be destroyed!"
"Except... except by yourself," Lemmy mused to himself. "You control time, you say?" he said, louder. "I would like to see something, oh great Time. I would like to see you stop time. You see, I've always assumed it could never be done. Prove me wrong."
There was another long silence. Lemmy stood there with his arms folded.
"To stop time..." was all he heard, and then he felt as if some inhumanly strong beast had ripped all of his guts from his body and was tearing them apart. He felt as if his brain was twisting into knots. He felt --

-- Some folk wondered how Lemmy came to be at the Holland Sea Festival carrying a bomb, and what he thought he was doing there.
Lemmy himself wondered this. Not having an answer, he promptly threw the bomb at the first human he saw, and dived into the ocean. It's always worked before, he thought, swimming furiously.

[Timballisto]

(...Holland Sea festival???  hahaha)

He swam until he got to a rock.

"...stupid rock." Lemmy muttered.

So he sat there, angry at having no answer to his question.  He also wondered what the meaning of the bomb was.  He had been given one at random several times before and he never quite understood why.  He still didn't, although he had a vague feeling of what the answer was.  No real tangible thoughts were there, but that bit of intuition in something other than words that can make us see things, only in Lemmy's case, the fog was not yet lifted completely.

[Lemika]

So Lemmy perched on the rock, staring glumly at the bomb. He had the strange feeling it was going to go off soon, but he didn't have the motivation to disarm it. In short, Lemmy was an unmotivated wreck.
Luckily for him, he noticed a tall ship with tattered sails coming straight for him. He raised his arm to hail the ship, and then...

[Isu]

BOOM! Lemmy found himself blown up into tiny pieces, then he heard a voice asking him what the meaning of his existence was, he thought it was a question from one of the Gods, to which he looked up and saw...

[Ice_Eagle91]

Endora from Bewitched.

"Hello, Lemmy," said Endora.
"Who are you?" asked Lemmy.
"I'm Endora, mother of Samantha Stephens."
"You look weird."
"I'm a witch. Now..."
"WHAT?"

Suddenly, Endora transformed Lemmy into a beetle.

[AstralLemming]

He found himself on dry land. He narrowly dodged several pairs of feet and crawled under a rock.

[Ice_Eagle91]

The rock transformed Lemmy into a lemming again. Lemmy saw a crowd of people surrounding him.

[Lemika]

"You'll never get me, copper!" he shouted, his eyes wildly scanning the crowd. He feinted left, then right, and suddenly charged full-on into the crowd. People jumped back from him. He ran, dodging pedestrians, until he came to a major highway. He felt very strange about this as memories of himself being run over multiple times played before him, but he resoloutely held his ground and hailed a taxicab.
Just as the cab screeched to a halt in front of him, Lemmy noticed something very strange about the driver...

[Isu]

It was Lemerl! Lemerl was Lemmy's long lost brother that he vaguely remembered from when he was a kid.

[Ice_Eagle91]

"Ni hao!" said Lemerl.
"Huh?" asked Lemmy.

Lemmy saw that Lemerl spoke in Chinese Mandarin. Lemmy did not understand any language except English and alien language.

[Lemika]

Suddenly Lemmy's entire life flashed before his eyes, and, thinking this must mean he was about to die, he sprawled headlong in front of the cab.
He then proceeded to lie there for several minutes, expecting to be run over. Nothing happened.

And then Lemmy heard demonic laughter somewhere to his right. He turned his head, to see a demon in the cheap one-piece suit!
"You!" Lemmy gasped, pointing a wavering paw at the demon. "Y-you sold me my demon powers! You -- you fiend! You don't know how many lives I've since destroyed!"
"Oh, but I do," smirked the demon, puffing on a large pipe. "I know precisely how many pointless existences you have ended. Congratulations, Lemmy."
"Con--congratulations?" Lemmy whispered. "You mean that was the right thing to do?"
"Correct!" the demon casually flicked the pipe aside. It crashed through the cab's windshield onto a very surprised Lemerl.

"I have not killed in long enough," Lemmy growled suddenly. "I need -- BLOOD! I need -- DEATH! I need -- TO KILL!"
And with that, he sprouted leathery wings and flew off into the night, wielding his powers with all of his usual pent-up rage.

[Isu]

"I have not killed in long enough," Lemmy growled suddenly. "I need -- BLOOD! I need -- DEATH! I need -- TO KILL!"  
And with that, he sprouted leathery wings and flew off into the night, wielding his powers with all of his usual pent-up rage.

Why does that particular sentence remind me of Tekken?

[Ice_Eagle91]

But then a smiley face knocked down Lemmy.

The next thing was that lemmings looked at Lemmy.

"WHAT NOW?" snarled Lemmy. Suddenly, Lemmalot gave Lemmy a mirror. "You again," said Lemmy with an angry look on his face.

"JUST LOOK!" screamed Lemmalot. Lemmy looked at the mirror and saw something that replaced his face.