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namida · « **on:** July 08, 2004, 08:42:32 AM »

You know those "Lemmings Story" and "Magic War" stories... lets make another one like that!

After sleeping for a thousand years, the heroes that once saved Lemmingsville had returned to life. Lem'ka, Timballisto, Tumbleweed, IceEagle and Steaver. {EOS}

Andi · « **Reply #1 on:** July 08, 2004, 12:34:46 PM »

Wise, old Lorock appeared and tol dthem: "Your time is come! You have to safe Lemmingsville one time again!". Then he disappeared.

namida · « **Reply #2 on:** July 08, 2004, 12:37:11 PM »

I can't think of anything to add yet, but... hmm... your english could have been a little bit better(it's getting better though!):

No comma is needed between "Wise" and "old". It should be "Your time has come". And "You have to save", not "you have to safe". And last thing, "once again", not "one time again!".

You're getting better all the time though, keep it up!

Lemika · « **Reply #3 on:** July 08, 2004, 04:55:47 PM »

Lorock reappeared in front of Lemmy, and handed him a twisted and broken metal pipe. Lemmy stared at it dumbly for a few seconds, and then asked "What is this?" - but the old Lemming was already vanishing again. He stared at the pipe for a few more seconds, and then shrugged, tossing it over his shoulder. It started to transform into a starship...

tumble_weed · « **Reply #4 on:** July 09, 2004, 02:56:16 PM »

(What I would like to know is how come i'm in the story and I haven't ever written anything for it....>_<...anyway)

The starship started to talk to Lemmy...It said..."

Lemika · « **Reply #5 on:** July 09, 2004, 05:16:30 PM »

"Lemmy - you belong to the darkness now. There is no turning back."
Lemmy backed up, a scream ripping itself out of his throat. "No!" he gasped.
He got the impression the ship was gloating at him. As if in slow motion, he hurled his pen at it, and --

Mr. K · « **Reply #6 on:** July 09, 2004, 06:34:56 PM »

The ship was punctured like a balloon. It flew high up, and then came down, hitting Lemmy. Lemmy flew high into the atmosphere and got burnt. Then, as he began to die from burning, he got out a Chaos Emerald and yelled, "CHAOS CONTROL!!!!!!!" He was warped to...

Lemika · « **Reply #7 on:** July 09, 2004, 07:29:24 PM »

A space station near Orion's Belt. He was wearing a spacesuit, and carrying a rubber duck, which was staring at him with a malevolent gleam in its eye. Lemmy hurled the thing away from him.
A green and purple thing came up to him, and said...

namida · « **Reply #8 on:** July 09, 2004, 11:01:48 PM »

"Lemmy... if you do not want to die... you must say 'This guy are sick'!".

Lemmy didn't say it, but Steaver stepped in and said it, which resulted in Lemmy's survival.

Liebatron · « **Reply #9 on:** July 10, 2004, 12:45:20 AM »

lemmy then "borrowed" a space ship and flew to orions head and accidentally got swallowed by orion.
( i'm still in this story right?)when you said it was like the magic wars, are you referring to also the same characters? if you were, i was wondering why G3K and I weren't in there.

Lemika · « **Reply #10 on:** July 10, 2004, 01:47:16 PM »

[You can always just put yourself in if you want to be in.]

This was a very odd experience for Lemmy, even though he had been swallowed by monsters many different times. He found himself contemplating the meaning of life, and wondering whether the old cardboard box he used for a desk would have rotted by the time he got out.
And then with a bam, he was free! But he was somewhere he had never been before. With horror, he realized he was...

Mr. K · « **Reply #11 on:** July 10, 2004, 04:33:47 PM »

...on an abandoned island far out in the ocean. Or so Lemmy thought. He walked through a dense forest, and then heard yelling. "Kill it! We need sacrifice for the great god, Bob!" Lemmy turned and saw ten thousand angry natives charging at him. Lemmy screamed and ran up a volcano. He dove in.

Lemika · « **Reply #12 on:** July 10, 2004, 05:47:45 PM »

He could barely see, and what little he could make out was vague shapes swimming in molten lava. He tried to move his hands to rub his eyes, but he couldn't. It felt like her was falling forever, but he wasn't doing that, either. And then he emerged into a little pocket of air, and a goblin sorcerer was standing there, cackling at him. "Who... who are you?" Lemmy gasped.

Mr. K · « **Reply #13 on:** July 10, 2004, 06:06:21 PM »

"I," the goblin began, "Am Chuck. Now, you shall be my slave." Lemmy began to run away. "Come back here, you little thing," Chuck said. He got out a rod at aimed at Lemmy. "Zapros Wardfrontle!" he yelled. Lemmy was pulled inside an electric ball. It acted as a cage. "Ha ha ha ha!" Chuck laughed. "Now, come with me, to the torture chambers." He took Lemmy down a series of tunnels and came to a bloodstained door. He opened it and threw Lemmy out of the cage and into the doorway.

Lemmy was now in a strange land. He looked at the sun, and then screamed. It had a baby face! "I'm in Teletubby Land!! AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!" Lemmy yelled. Then, he saw the Teletubbies coming. He tried to escape but was frozen on the spot in fear. The Teletubbies grabbed him and began to hug him.

Lemika · « **Reply #14 on:** July 10, 2004, 07:08:35 PM »

Lemmy felt his vital essence start to drain from him. He slowly sagged to the ground, his vision growing dim. He could hear insipid squeaking and laughing noises as he slumped, his facing pitching forwards to touch the cold ground in front of him. As a last desperate act, one of his hands groped out in front of him, trying to at least trip one of the horrors he had beheld so breifly --

Mr. K · « **Reply #15 on:** July 10, 2004, 07:22:42 PM »

...and he tripped one. Tinky-Winky fell into the others. They all blew up. "That's better, but how do I get out of here?" Lemmy asked. As if he had been heard, a spring board appeared in front of him. He jumped on it and flew high into the sky. He saw something dark ahead. He closed his eyes, hoping for the best. He felt something hit him, and then he stopped moving. He opened his eyes. He was in a cavern. On a pedestal down the passageway, there was $100. Lemmy yelled, "MONEY!!!!!" and grabbed it from the pedestal. He heard rumbling, then turned around. The wall behind him broke, and a boulder began chasing him down the corridor! (Fade-in Indiana Jones theme

)

Ice_Eagle91 · « **Reply #16 on:** July 10, 2004, 11:06:13 PM »

But the boulder crushed him. The boulder was radioactive, however, so Lemmy now has the powers of Storm (the lady from X-men).

Lemmy flew up high and produced rain and thunder. "I AM STRONG!!!" he said.

Someone pulled a homer by...

Liebatron · « **Reply #17 on:** July 13, 2004, 02:20:23 AM »

a lemmy drove through trying to imitate a hemi,

namida · « **Reply #18 on:** July 13, 2004, 05:02:13 AM »

by dumb_lem continuing a sentence in a way that made no sense. But no one cared, because Lemmy was driving his car on a thin red line, breaking all the rules of "Mind Your Step" and "Lemming Drops" at the same time. "What an awesome level!" Lemmy shouted.

Ice_Eagle91 · « **Reply #19 on:** July 13, 2004, 05:32:58 AM »

But it wasn't awesome. Soon, Lemmy fell down the thin red line and crashed into the floor. Lemmy got up and walked. Soon, he escaped the level.

The name of the level was: "The Thin Red Line (Colorblind)", which was made by Insane Steve.

Lemmy walked out and saw a crowd of people. Then he pulled a homer by...

(Look on "www.urbandictionary.com" if you're looking for the meaning of "Pull a homer.")

Mr. K · « **Reply #20 on:** July 13, 2004, 11:45:03 AM »

buying pizza. He then tapped the pizza with a stick. The pizza went up into the air. Then Lemmy was attacked by fighter jets. He got out a gun and filled it with pepperoni from his pizza. Then he fired at the jets. He brought two down, but the last one shot right through his pizza. Lemmy began to fall but hit something solid.

namida · « **Reply #21 on:** July 13, 2004, 11:48:59 AM »

That something solid was a level. A level called "Oh No More Lemmings Bonus - All Levels In One!"

And he could not escape without beating it. "F*CK!" he shouted.

Mr. K · « **Reply #22 on:** July 13, 2004, 12:03:06 PM »

So he got out his cell phone and called his stunt double to do it for him. Bob was his name. Bob came and went into the level. Lemmy camped out for many nights on te level, until suddenly, one night, the level disappeared. "I guess Bob won," Lemmy said. He was falling through the sky again. He looked down and screamed. He was about to fall in a...

namida · « **Reply #23 on:** July 13, 2004, 01:12:22 PM »

colatronosyphatridiouscanatialdrafordiunicapiumithyteagainianer pond. Colatronosyphatridiouscanatialdrafordiunicapiumithyteagainianer was a substance similar to water, except deadly to any lemming who touches it.

Lemmy fell in and died. Fortunately, there were other "legends" to continue on the story.

The team that had once saved Lemmingland had just regrouped, ready to destroy Paggot, the ultimate terror. They located and challenged Paggot, and got totally PWNED. If it wasn't for Steaver carrying a few Phoenix Downs(if you aren't familiar with FF, Phoenix Downs are items that bring dead characters back to life), it would have been like "Game Over".

After a quick retreat, Steaver E-Mailed G3K a picture of a Game Over screen. G3K replied saying...

G3K · « **Reply #24 on:** July 13, 2004, 01:13:57 PM »

Lemika · « **Reply #25 on:** July 13, 2004, 02:22:57 PM »

The alien being known only as Ted, who had reincarnated, was watching all of this with interest. A sly grin snuck across his features, and he decided to play a trick on all involved. He started hacking busily.

Lemmy never stayed dead for long. It was something highly annoying to his enemies, but Lemmy found it quite thrilling. Except for times like this, when he woke up bound hand and foot over a lava pit.

Mr. K · « **Reply #26 on:** July 13, 2004, 07:14:54 PM »

Lemmy screamed and then puked as the rope tightened. :x The puke eliminated the lava, and disintegrated the rope. He jumped down and ran away. First he was running, and then he was suddenly inside a prison cell with the heroes. "What's happened?" Lemmy asked. Someone yelled, "#!%$ you, Ted! You got us into this #!%#ing mess, and when we're out, we'll #!%$ing kill you!" Lemmy soon relealized he'd been teleported by Ted. He start to think of a plan...

Ice_Eagle91 · « **Reply #27 on:** July 13, 2004, 11:16:26 PM »

. The plan was to stop other members in this forum from putting bad words (even if they're censored) in the story, because they're annoying.

Mr. K · « **Reply #28 on:** July 14, 2004, 10:47:20 AM »

So Lemmy told them to stop swearing, and they yelled, "NOOOOOO! NEVER!!!" and ran through the wall of the prison. "Wow, that was easy," Lemmy said. He ran out the hole in the prison.
BOOM!
Lemmy heard a bang behind him. He turned around and saw Ted. "Hahahahaha!" Ted laughed, "You know how I'll kill you? I'll...

Lemika · « **Reply #29 on:** July 14, 2004, 05:59:45 PM »

slice you, dice you, roast you, and then feed you to the multicolored pigs! Hah!"
"Blast," Lemmy muttered. "That is way past uncool."
Ted cracked up for a few minutes, and then dragged Lemmy over to a large blue machine, and started shoving him into it.

Ice_Eagle91 · « **Reply #30 on:** July 14, 2004, 11:05:10 PM »

But one chameleon rescued Lemmy in a split second. It was Espio!

Liebatron · « **Reply #31 on:** July 15, 2004, 01:20:19 AM »

B)'s clobbered all in existence.

Mr. K · « **Reply #32 on:** July 15, 2004, 11:25:23 AM »

that is, until the

's clobbered all the B) 's and brought back all life. Lemmy turned up and ran down the road, and got hit by a car...

Andi · « **Reply #33 on:** July 15, 2004, 12:17:11 PM »

After 3 months in the hospital he came out wanted to eat some ice cream.

namida · « **Reply #34 on:** July 15, 2004, 12:41:57 PM »

But Ice Cream was banned from Oblivion Castle, so the

's had to stay outside while they ate it.

Lemika · « **Reply #35 on:** July 15, 2004, 06:36:28 PM »

The dragon, regardless of its intellect, was still a dragon. And so it killed them all.

Lemmy, meanwhile, had been stalking through the town, holding a firearm over one arm, and a cutlass in the other. He shouted challenges to everybody he passed in a rough and alien tongue.
Eventually, somebody decided to take him up on it...

Mr. K · « **Reply #36 on:** July 16, 2004, 10:36:01 AM »

They kicked lemmy in the head and Lemmy went back to the hospital.

namida · « **Reply #37 on:** July 16, 2004, 12:08:43 PM »

But just before the kick connected, Lemmy inserted a dagger into the challenger's head, causing retardation, but for some reason, not death.

Lemika · « **Reply #38 on:** July 16, 2004, 01:38:30 PM »

Lemmy stared in horror. "What have I done? I meant only to kill, not to maim!" he gasped. Then, with a shrug, he drove the dagger into the challenger's heart. "That's done with," he remarked, waving his blade around to ward off the people from the hospital. "I am so glad that you want me back to stay with you, but you see, I need it not!"

Lemeri · « **Reply #39 on:** July 17, 2004, 12:49:02 AM »

"But you shall, O fine lemming!" cried the lead docter and with that he seized up a long and wicked scalpel and thrust it into Lemmy, yelping with glee as it grated on his ribs.

Lemika · « **Reply #40 on:** July 17, 2004, 01:05:16 AM »

Lemmy let out a horrid scream and crumpled forwards. He barely managed to gasp out "I... I killed him..." and then all went black for him.

When next he woke...

Ice_Eagle91 · « **Reply #41 on:** July 17, 2004, 01:52:42 AM »

up. Lemmy saw Espio, and some Espio-decorated bandages.

Lemeri · « **Reply #42 on:** July 17, 2004, 03:09:21 AM »

"Es... Espio" Lemmy groaned "You... You're my only... Friend... Left... In this... World..." His hand feebly groped for something, but he had no streangth left.

Andi · « **Reply #43 on:** July 17, 2004, 07:36:41 AM »

"You're almost right. That orange-seller there is your friend, too. But I knwo you. In the next post you'll kill both of us." said Espio. Espio gave him an orange. Oranges are Lemmy's power fruits. When he eats an orange, all his powers are rewoked. Lemmy stood up and...

Lemika · « **Reply #44 on:** July 17, 2004, 12:29:43 PM »

and ate the orange. "YES!" he roared, throwing back the covers. "I FEEL YOUNG AGAIN!"
They looked at each other. "I didn't know -" Espio began, but Lemmy cut him off with another roar, and flung the hard rind of the orange at the orangeseller. It connected squarely with his head, and he fell over quite dead.
Lemmy laughed, and leaned in close to Espio. His breath smelled suspiciously of twinkies. "Espio, m'friend, m'old pal," he hissed. "I'm going to be RICH! And you --" he pointed a shaking finger at Espio -- "are merely going to be dead! You will die! All in this universe will die! Except ME!"
Lemmy knocked Espio over, and charged out, humming an obscure song as he ripped the bandages off of his arms.

namida · « **Reply #45 on:** July 17, 2004, 12:52:31 PM »

Lemmy was about to blow up the universe, when the words "Game Over" came up on his computer screen. He thought "Where have I seen game over before?". G3K appeared and laughed at Lemmy, then said "Nothing says ''You Suck'' better than a Game Over screen!", then disappeared.

Lemmy was so horrified. He had been trying for months to beat his "Destroy The Universe" RPG game, and got game over. Because his mother had eaten his hard drive, he couldn't load his saved game either, and he had to start again!

Lemika · « **Reply #46 on:** July 17, 2004, 12:59:18 PM »

Lemmy cursed his mother vilely for chewing up his harddisc. He ranted, raved, and eventually fell down with a grinding sound on his own keyboard, with his fists sticking through the screen of his monitor. He muttered something low in his throat about feeling the electronic impulses, and then he was somehow sucked into the digital world...

namida · « **Reply #47 on:** July 17, 2004, 01:03:23 PM »

momentarially, before being blasted out into the fireplace, and being burned to death.

On the other side of Lemmings Universe, he was reborn as a lemming of the Polar tribe.

Lemeri · « **Reply #48 on:** July 17, 2004, 01:15:01 PM »

Sadly, (for Lemmy) the Polar Tribe where suffering heavy casualties at that time, and as Lemmy's foot slipped on the rock face, he...

Lemika · « **Reply #49 on:** July 17, 2004, 01:17:54 PM »

fell head-first into icy cold water. This came as somewhat of a shock to poor Lemmy, and he screamed and floundered around in the water for quite some time, until he figured out he actually wasn't dying. He took a few seconds to reflect on this, and then dived down under the water. He saw looming up ahead of him, a ship covered with...

Lemeri · « **Reply #50 on:** July 17, 2004, 01:33:39 PM »

nasty little skeletons. The horrid creatures dived at him, shouting strangled cries through their rotting throats. Lemmy ran for his life.

Lemika · « **Reply #51 on:** July 17, 2004, 07:30:32 PM »

"Aiee! Skeletons that still have throats!" Lemmy screamed. "I cannot - comprehend - so dark - so - so -" muttering dark, broken thoughts, he plunged into the ocean again.
His vision went dark for a few seconds, and then it cleared. Horrible, dark shapes loomed and reared out of the darkness in front of him, and he thought he could hear gibbering noises surrounding him. His hands groped uselessly for some way to hold on to something. He was quite certain he was drowing again.
And then throughout the hellish landscape, a change occured...

Lemeri · « **Reply #52 on:** July 17, 2004, 09:53:20 PM »

and, to his profound horror, Lemmy realized he was really in the docking bay of the Skaarj mothership! He screamed a scream of pure dread and horror.

Lemika · « **Reply #53 on:** July 17, 2004, 11:36:05 PM »

He also flailed his arms out backwards, and in zero g, this propelled him out into space. He almost died from panic, but then he realized he was somehow wearing a spacesuit. "Nifty," he remarked. Something bumped against him. It was...

Ice_Eagle91 · « **Reply #54 on:** July 18, 2004, 02:58:20 AM »

nothing. Why? Because Lemmy is bored of this story, so he jumped out the book, hit the author, and created the story himself.

Shadow_94 · « **Reply #55 on:** July 18, 2004, 03:18:16 AM »

Lemmy got a Yu-gi-oh card.

Mr. K · « **Reply #56 on:** July 18, 2004, 11:04:48 AM »

He said "I hate Yu-gi-oh" and tore it up. But then the creature in the card attacked him!

Lemika · « **Reply #57 on:** July 18, 2004, 01:27:32 PM »

"No!" he shouted. "Why me? Why am I always being attacked by twisted, depraved, and hellish monsters? Why am I consigned to having demon powers for only a short time, to have them ripped from me again? WHY?!"
While he was raging, the thing had time to scuttle away, and it camed back with...

Lemeri · « **Reply #58 on:** July 18, 2004, 07:10:45 PM »

the body of the author in it's scaly little claws. It waved the dead author around under Lemmy's nose.

G3K · « **Reply #59 on:** July 18, 2004, 08:14:17 PM »

Mr. T suddenly appeared, proclaiming that it was "hammertime".

Ice_Eagle91 · « **Reply #60 on:** July 19, 2004, 02:13:28 AM »

He was wearing an orange shirt and khaki pants. Soon, game-over screens surrounded him and attacked him. Then he was wearing khaki shirt, khaki shorts, khaki stockings, brown shoes, and a topee. He looked so ugly that he commited suicide and blood came out of himself.

Lemeri · « **Reply #61 on:** July 19, 2004, 03:34:36 PM »

However, a doctor rushed up and saved the poor little blighter's life. Then a grim faced judge came in and said 'Suicide is a crime punishable with death'

Lemika · « **Reply #62 on:** July 19, 2004, 03:41:07 PM »

"But that's ridiculous!" Lemmy protested. "If I kill myself, I'm, like, dead! You can't punish that with death! It's reduntant, and, and..." he started panting and wheezing. The judge stared at him.
"Suicide is a crime punishable with death," the judge grated again. Lemmy noticed a distinctly metallic edge to his voice now, and started to get suspicious. He reached one paw up, and grabbed hold of the judge's face --

G3K · « **Reply #63 on:** July 19, 2004, 03:42:27 PM »

*404 FACE NOT FOUND*

Lemika · « **Reply #64 on:** July 19, 2004, 03:47:32 PM »

Lemmy's jaw dropped. "N-no... el diablo..." he gasped, turned, and fled.
Eventually he tripped and fell flat on his face. It seemed to him like he was doing that an awful lot. And then he looked up, and saw...

Lemeri · « **Reply #65 on:** July 19, 2004, 07:43:19 PM »

Xan Kriegor.
"Howdy! You want some coffee?"

Lemika · « **Reply #66 on:** July 19, 2004, 07:45:23 PM »

"Xan Kriegor?" Lemmy stared in disbelief. "Dude, I've been severely injured, I'm on death's door, and you offer me coffee?"
"It's dosed."
"Dosed? Look, I've had enough of weirdos coming in and offering me weird things after weird stuff has happened to me, and I --" he broke down and started panting again.
"Don't have an aneurysm," Xan told him, and vanished with a bounding leap, leaving the questionable coffee behind.
Lemmy stared at the coffee, reached out a hand, and...

Lemeri · « **Reply #67 on:** July 19, 2004, 07:50:09 PM »

cursed violantly as Xan came back, snatched the coffee away, and poured it down a little hatch in his right arm.
"That hits the spot!" the robot high champion cried, firing a flak cannon into the judge, who was closing behing at that moment.
"Xan! You stole my coffee! You killed the judge! You wrecked my life!" Lemmy shreiked, on the edge of a breakdown.
"Yes, yes, yes, and no. I am Xan, I did steal your coffee, I did kill the judge, but I did not wreck your life. You did that yourself. Possess the right. Only then can one recive the gifts of Knowledge, wisdom, and peace."
"**** You! I'm lying on the ground bleeding to death and you qoute Yoshi to me?"
"Yep"

Lemika · « **Reply #68 on:** July 19, 2004, 07:53:01 PM »

Lemmy's vision blurred and swam. He was completely certain this had happened to him many times before, all of them recent. He was also sure his last sight would be Xan's face above him.
"My life... I won't hold out much longer!" he gasped, trying to claw his way to his feet, but not managing. "Do me... one favor..."
There was no reponse. Lemmy coughed up blood. "Burn my... body..."
He sank down to the ground, and was certain he was dead.

He wasn't. He did wake again. He was in a...

Liebatron · « **Reply #69 on:** July 20, 2004, 02:55:34 AM »

dream. his life was flashing before him through blurred vision and then suddenly he saw his own body on the ground and realised he was lifting out of it. soon he found himself in a white room with a disembodied voice in it. " do you wish for a second chance to vanquish your enemy, xan?"

lemmy agreed to try to earn his life back permanently by destroying his enemy.

Lemika · « **Reply #70 on:** July 20, 2004, 02:04:11 PM »

He realized, as soon as he woke up, that this was a foolish idea. He likely would not be able to defeat Xan Kriegor.
"Worth a try!" he said, cheerfully, and bolted from his bed to find Xan.

Lemeri · « **Reply #71 on:** July 20, 2004, 02:07:01 PM »

Xan was wating in the doorway with a flak cannon.
"Hah! Looks like you beat the reaper!" he cried "Well now, this is hardly fair, me with a flak cannon and you... You with only your hands! Hah!"

Timballisto · « **Reply #72 on:** July 21, 2004, 01:45:45 AM »

Lemmy went to Donkey Kong Country B) and then recruited some help. He got Diddy, Donkey, Dixie, and K. Rool #1 & #2, and came back. K. Rool #1 jumped around and threw giant cannon balls at Xan while running around like a giant retard. K. Rool #2 used his advanced X238-LON gun to shoot reversed control, freeze, and slow clouds at Zan. This really messed him up. Then Dixie Kong slapped Xan. It didn't do much. Diddy ran around Xan in circles, confusing him. Donkey went plain old right up to Xan and started whaling on him. Then K. Rool #2 Launched 1' diameter spiked steel balls at Xan. In short: Xan was toast.

Liebatron · « **Reply #73 on:** July 21, 2004, 01:47:10 AM »

timballisto posted right before i did so just add this on to the post before timballisto's.

Lemmy tackled xan and while xan was sitting there realizing that he had just been tackled by a weak fool half his size, lemmy took the flak cannon from him.
"looks like the tables have turned, i have you pinned on the ground with a flak cannon aimed at you!" proclaimed lemmy . suddenly, xan changed his robotic arm (i think xan is a robot, am I right?) in to a mortar cannon and blasted a huge mortar bomb right by his left shoulder singeing him. lemmys vision started to blur and the world started to blur."NOOOO! not again!" shouted lemmy as he saw xan charging him with a mace in hand.
lemmy knew he would have to think fast. he grabbed the mace handle right before xan swung it, and swung over xan's head at this point lemmys vision was beginning to clear up, he tripped xan and while xan was falling, grabbed the mace and to finish him off , lemmy swung the mace as hard as he could at xans head.
there was an explosion as the mace got halfway through the head piece and as he was flying through the air and his vision was blurring again he thought
"whoa!i must've hit the gas tank or something!well i did what i needed to do to live, i thought fast,UGH!"lemmys thoughts were brought to a sudden and abrupt stop .

Ice_Eagle91 · « **Reply #74 on:** July 21, 2004, 03:01:04 AM »

"Oh the humanity!" said Lemmy.

Mr. K · « **Reply #75 on:** July 21, 2004, 11:38:38 AM »

He plunged to the ground and lost all consciousness. He was now alone, and when he awoke, he did not know his location. He was standing on a red rock, surrounded by streetlights. The lights swung down onto Lemmy's head, cracking it open.

Lemika · « **Reply #76 on:** July 21, 2004, 03:01:50 PM »

"D-doctor!" Lemmy gasped, feebly groping around for something to pull himself to his feet on. Then he collapsed.

When he came to, he was in the hospital again.

Lemeri · « **Reply #77 on:** July 21, 2004, 03:03:23 PM »

"You again?" The doctor cried "I've had enough of you!"

Lemika · « **Reply #78 on:** July 21, 2004, 03:05:45 PM »

"But... head... streetlamp... fallen..." Lemmy muttered. He felt decidely unwell, and he didn't think the doctor was doing anything about it. "Lawsuit!" he shreiked, propping himself up on his elbows. "Sue... if you don't... heal me!" he fell down with a dramatic gasp.
The doctor shrugged. "I have a good lawyer. I have money to spare. And I hate you --- aawwwaaghk!" he roared, plunging forwards on his face with a bullet in his back.
"Now how'm I gonna get healed?" Lemmy muttered, looking around for the doctor's killer. It was...

Lemeri · « **Reply #79 on:** July 21, 2004, 03:20:34 PM »

Xan Kriegor.
"Care for some coffee?"

Lemika · « **Reply #80 on:** July 21, 2004, 03:24:33 PM »

"Nooooo!" Lemmy yelled. "Not you again!" but he snatched the coffee up and quickly guzzled it, and tossed the cup away.
"Now... why are you here?" he wanted to know.
There was no answer right away. Then...

Lemeri · « **Reply #81 on:** July 21, 2004, 05:32:14 PM »

Lemmy clutched at his pelvis in horror as a sensation like burning oil flowed through his body. When it was over, Lemmy was holding his pelvis in his hands, and Xan was looking at him oddly.
"AAARRRGGGHHH!" Lemmy roared "WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY?!?" he hurled the pelvis at Xan, but it bounced offf the robot's thick metal hide.

Liebatron · « **Reply #82 on:** July 22, 2004, 04:12:11 AM »

suddenly xan dissapeared in a mist of light and where the hologram used to be there was a speaker, "I'll get you someday lemmy, when you least expect it."

Mr. K · « **Reply #83 on:** July 22, 2004, 12:01:46 PM »

Lemmy had defeated Xan, but his head was still cracked open. He went to find another hospital.

Lemeri · « **Reply #84 on:** July 22, 2004, 04:13:10 PM »

But none of them would except him. The League of Doctors had him drummed out of town.

Ice_Eagle91 · « **Reply #85 on:** July 23, 2004, 01:37:05 AM »

And because of the suffering, Lemmy had bloodshed.

namida · « **Reply #86 on:** July 23, 2004, 04:05:20 AM »

But hope was not over for Lemmy.

Correction: It was.

Mr. K · « **Reply #87 on:** July 23, 2004, 11:08:25 AM »

He came back, of course. Why wouldn't he?

Ice_Eagle91 · « **Reply #88 on:** July 24, 2004, 02:56:46 AM »

He wouldn't, because those people did lots of malicious actions that made Lemmy have bloodshed. But Lemmy returned for...

Revenge!

"I'LL HURT YOU ALL!!!" said Lemmy with a big bang. But the people didn't say anything, because there were no storylines. "No more storylines? Sigh, this is tedious."

Mr. K · « **Reply #89 on:** July 24, 2004, 10:58:32 AM »

But then the storyline returned and Lemmy started firing a machine gun at people. Everyone died except Lemmy.

namida · « **Reply #90 on:** July 24, 2004, 11:21:51 AM »

Suddenly the gun turned to Reverse Fire and hit Lemmy. His head was cracked open. He returned to the hospital again.

Mr. K · « **Reply #91 on:** July 24, 2004, 11:44:35 AM »

But they refused to take him in as a patient again. Lemmy was desperate, and then talked them into it by saying, "If I'm your patient, I have to pay you a lot, right? If yu don't take me, you'll get less money..." the hosptial sewed his head shut, and he went off again into the world.

Ice_Eagle91 · « **Reply #92 on:** July 24, 2004, 12:26:31 PM »

He found a jar of Lemmy's blood. Lemmy drank it (EEW!!!) and got his blood back.

Lemeri · « **Reply #93 on:** July 24, 2004, 03:18:50 PM »

However, he found out it wasn't really his blood. He had to go to the hospital again.

Andi · « **Reply #94 on:** July 24, 2004, 06:27:41 PM »

"Excuse me, please. My blood-class is AA+. Do you have any conserves (I wonder if conserves is the right word)? It would be better you have, because with AB- blood it isn't easy to live and when I'm angry I often kill people."

namida · « **Reply #95 on:** July 24, 2004, 09:58:50 PM »

Lemmy randomly lost his temper and killed a retarded chicken. Then a Game Over screen popped up in front of him. He was asked if he would like to continue.

But he said no. He had had enough of this computer game, "The Hospital", and wanted to get back into the real world. But then he heard of this new game, called "Streetlight Wars", so he went and bought it.

He installed it on his hard drive, and started playing, only to be greeted by an error message, "You are too gay to play this game."

Lemmy was pissed. He had spent $149.99 on a game, only to find out he was too gay to play it. He started smashing it, when a thought entered his head. "Since when was I gay anyway?" he thought. "Uh-oh. I forgot. Ymmel was actually a boy. SH*T!" he said out loud.

So he grabbed a knife, and slit his wrists, multiple times. "I wanna f-ckin die!" he kept telling himself.

Lemeri · « **Reply #96 on:** July 24, 2004, 11:08:59 PM »

(STEAVER!!!!!)

So Lemmy went to Xan to be killed, for he was sure that the great one could do it.

Lemika · « **Reply #97 on:** July 24, 2004, 11:15:01 PM »

"So, kid, why all the blood running out of your wrists?" Xan asked him.
Lemmy jumped. "I didn't see you." then he looked down. "Oh, hey! There is a lot of blood! Perhaps I shall die on my own! Cool! Ah yes. I was trying to kill myself, because a random urge seized me, and a killed some dumb bird and got myself hospitalized again.
And that wasn't all. I bought a really dumb game, and it started inefectually insulting me. Except I took it badly and tried to kill myself."
He paused and looked around, and then he wondered where Xan went. He wasn't anywhere around.
Lemmy shrugged. He was standing in a puddle of blood. "I shall die," he said.

Lemeri · « **Reply #98 on:** July 24, 2004, 11:17:27 PM »

"No you won't, kid" said Xan's voice "Your demonic side is taking over, and you are becoming a demon"
"What!?" Lemmy shrilled "Xan! Xan, old buddy! You can't... You can't..."
"Why not Lemmy? Your demonic side is STRONG!"

Lemika · « **Reply #99 on:** July 24, 2004, 11:19:36 PM »

"Yes!" Lemmy bellowed. "STRONG! I feel strong again! The blood -- the blood -- it is fueling my EVIL POWERS!" he roared with laughter, ripping the bandages off of himself and dancing around in his blood.
" P sychotic demons! Hear me now!" he screamed. "I take the blood oath! I take it! Hah! Now, today, I fight beside you to --" he tripped and fell flat on his face.
"This happens to me too much," he muttered. "DEMONS! I SAID --"
He slid in his blood, and pitched over a railing. It looked like he would be falling a long way.
And then...

Edit - :Psychotic demons? O_o

Lemeri · « **Reply #100 on:** July 24, 2004, 11:22:49 PM »

'p' turns into

, for whatever reason.

He hit the bottom with a thud. He was dead. He felt a strange sence of...
"I've DONE SOMETHING!" Lemmy roared.
"You're not dead, kid" Xan remarked.
"Stop calling me kid, you walking trashcan!'

Lemika · « **Reply #101 on:** July 24, 2004, 11:25:11 PM »

"Walking trashcan? I'll walking trashcan you!" Xan roared, and stalked off.
Lemmy stared. "Oh man," he said. "I am a trashcan."
Then he managed to disbelieve the illusion (oddly enough, since he had believed it a few seconds ago) and wondered how Xan had managed to do that.
"I thought you were a robaaaaaaaaat!" Lemmy shouted, plunging even farther down the building.

Lemeri · « **Reply #102 on:** July 24, 2004, 11:28:27 PM »

"**** it kid," Xan snarled, catching Lemmy "Why do you think that robots are stupid?!" Xan pulled out a heavy tome marked 'My Spellz'.
"This is my spellbook" Xan told Lemmy.
"That? That looks like a sticker collection. And you can't even spell"
"AAARGGH!" Xan bellowed "That's it! I spent 500 hundred years making this book! And I won't see it insulted by the likes of you!"

Lemika · « **Reply #103 on:** July 24, 2004, 11:34:11 PM »

There was a breif sensation of hot flak puncturing his flesh, and then Lemmy knew no more.

Of course, he woke up in the hospital. "You are our best customer!" a grinning doctor was saying. "We make millions on bringing you back to life! You are our best customer! We don't ever want to fix you completely! We want more money!"
Lemmy snarled with pure rage, and hurled the doctor across the room. With a hoarse growl growing deep in his throat, Lemmy charged panting from the room.
He ran smack into Xan.
"No..." Lemmy moaned. "I'm, uh, like, totally sorry about the spellbook thing, dude. But I, ya know, couldn't, like, tell the difference, dude!" he shouted.
"Stop talking gibberish."
"Gibberish? Gibberish! Man, this is wonderful stuff!" Lemmy bellowed, twirling his false mustachios with one finger. He wondered where he had gotten those. "Probably that blasted doctor guy," he muttered.
"He's dead."
"Who's dead?" Lemmy asked.
"Sam."
"SAM?!"
"Yes, Sam's dead."
"SAM?!" Lemmy's jaw dropped in disbelief, and he stared slack-jawed at Xan.
"Yes! Sam!"
"Sam..." Lemmy's voice trailed off, and he slumped lifelessly to the floor.
"That was weird," a passerby remarked. "DOCTOR! DOCTOR! The patient has died again!"

And then...

Lemeri · « **Reply #104 on:** July 24, 2004, 11:39:17 PM »

"This," the doctor declared "Is getting on my nerves. Xan Kreigor, will you lead the pateint to your roach motel?"
"Yep"
"Roach motel? I didn't think you had one!" Lemmy snarled in rage.
"Calm down, kid. It's a phrase"
"PHRASE? How dare you 'phrase' me?"
"Easy. What daring would that take?"
"I will teach you!"
"I await the lesson."
And then Lemmy sprang up and slashed a long jagged tear through Xan's book.
Xan stared at it with a lost a dejected look, and then he looked up at Lemmy.
"Lemmy, you ruined it. 500 years of work. Gone in a single instant."
"It had to be done, Xan"
"You won't come back thise time" Xan promised grimly, and he...

Lemika · « **Reply #105 on:** July 24, 2004, 11:42:31 PM »

carved Lemmy up with his green shaft. Lemmy died, in a horrible and agonizing way.

Unfortunately for Xan (and Lemmy), he did come back. When he awoke again in the hospital, he screamed loudly for a few minutes, until one of the patients crawled up to his bed.
"What's'a matter, lemmin'?" he asked, in a horrid nasal tone.
"Errr..." Lemmy panted hoarsely. "Kriegor... he'll... be the death of me! His... book! I ... I was wrong in... defiling... the masterpiece!" he fell over backwards.
"That wasn't the real thing anyhow," Xan said. "That was a fake. Hah!"
"What?" Lemmy asked. "A fake? Then... why did you kill me for it?"

Lemeri · « **Reply #106 on:** July 24, 2004, 11:43:27 PM »

"Your mother told me to do it"

Lemika · « **Reply #107 on:** July 24, 2004, 11:46:27 PM »

"Her again!" Lemmy shreiked. "She haunts my dreams! She makes a nightmare of my life! She wants me dead! Why, oh why me? Why?!" and he broke down sobbing in an overblown fashion into the bedclothes.
Xan dispensed with the crawling man while Lemmy put in his display of emotion - or lack thereof.
"I drank my blood, Xan," Lemmy said. "And it was fun. It makes me feel good."
"You are becoming a vampire now," Xan told him.
"Wonderful," Lemmy replied. "I can be both vampire and demon?"
"No, you can only be one or the other."
"Curses, foiled again!" Lemmy cried. Then he grew wings and flew off.
"Lemmy's grown wings!" somebody shouted.
"Evil! Stronger! Yes!" Lemmy shreiked, and charged away on the night air.

Lemeri · « **Reply #108 on:** July 25, 2004, 02:18:50 PM »

"Your dark side is taking over, Lemmy" a blue bird with a long beak told him "You must buy the book"

Lemika · « **Reply #109 on:** July 25, 2004, 02:20:25 PM »

"What book?" Lemmy asked. But then, because he had no wisdom whatesoever, he plunged on with a shrug. "Yes, certainly, I'll buy it! I hid all my money in a safe near my house. You can just take however much it costs and then give me the book."
And the flew on, oblivious to the fact that the bird would probably steal all of his wordly posessions.

Lemeri · « **Reply #110 on:** July 25, 2004, 06:54:36 PM »

"That was really stupid, kid. Good thing for you, I already took all your money. Here it is... $15,076 in stolen cash." Xan Kriegor told him, handing over the box of money.
"That's not all mine. I only ever had $11,731 in stolen cash," Lemmy insisted "And also, how did you find me? I didn't think you could fly"
Xan held up his spellbook, and showed it to Lemmy.
"I cast the 'fly' spell. du-uuhh"
"Xan, you are really getting on my nerves," Lemmy snarled "Why don't you just stick to UT?"
"I like you, Lemmy" Xan told Lemmy "You'll go far!"
He whipped out a rocket launcher and blasted lemmy with it. He flew backwards in time. When he woke up, he was sitting on the floor, and Xan Kriegor was talking to a lemming. Lemmy walked over to the lemming and hit it on the nose, but it didn't seem to notice him. Then he saw Xan shoot the lemming. With a shock, Lemmy realized it was himself! He screamed and tore at his hair, but he couldn't seem to do anything. Then the mocking words 'KEEP YOUR HAIR ON, MR. LEMMING!' floated up before his face. He flowed forward in time like an eel.
"hey'ya Lemmy" growled a little green alien "Looks like Xan really messed up yer mind"
"You... You fight... Fight like Nali!" Lemmy stuttered, slurping from a large pitcher of a strange yellow fluid.
"Err?" the alien growled "Me Krall. Me not Nali."
"Uhh..." Lemmy growled "Me Krall. Me not Lemming... Err, Hah hah hah"
"You weird. Goodbye." The alien stalked out the door.
"uhh..." Lemmy moaned, and suddenly he laughed until soda exploded from his nose.

Lemika · « **Reply #111 on:** July 25, 2004, 08:56:40 PM »

After guzzling the remainder of his soda, Lemmy stared after the green alien. "Come... back here! I no finish yet! Yo yo yo!" he roared, waving his arms around in the air.
Then he dived under a bench and strapped himself to an iron pillar, and awaited the inevitable with a smile on his face.

Ice_Eagle91 · « **Reply #112 on:** July 26, 2004, 02:10:26 AM »

Then he ate 5 ice cream cakes, which did not make him fat, but made him mutated, because the cakes are radioactive.

Liebatron · « **Reply #113 on:** July 26, 2004, 02:14:41 AM »

then an infomercial said, "buy new radon water. for that healthy glow, drink radioactive water."

Ice_Eagle91 · « **Reply #114 on:** July 26, 2004, 02:19:22 AM »

Then Lemmy bought some and drank it, so he illuminated, but then...

KABOOM!!!!

He spotaneously combusted into pieces. But then he got fixed in the emergency room, and was on a wheelchair. "I WILL KILL THE MAKER OF THAT RADIOACTIVE WATER!!!!!" he said.

Liebatron · « **Reply #115 on:** July 26, 2004, 02:31:13 AM »

lemmy was on the side walk walking alogn in downtown looking for the maker of the radioactive water when he noticed something was very wierd but he couldn't quite put his finger on it. then it hit him. the sidewalks had filled up with xan kriegors wandering around like they had places to go and didn't even notice lemmy.

Ice_Eagle91 · « **Reply #116 on:** July 26, 2004, 02:34:19 AM »

Lemmy soon reached the Palace of Death, where the maker lives. Lemmy went inside, avoided all death traps, and soon found the maker.

"Hello, Lem-lem!" said the maker. "Long time no see!" Then he turned around. The maker was...

Xan!

"Xan? Why?" said Lemmy. "This explosion makes you kill the demon power." said Xan.

Lemeri · « **Reply #117 on:** July 26, 2004, 02:35:26 AM »

He hit one on the shoulder.
"I AM NOT XAN KRIEGOR I AM KRALL" the robot intoned.
"Hmmm.... True." Lemmy remarked, and left the clone to it's work.
He ran into the real Xan Kriegor.
"Hi. Have you tried my radioactive water yet?" Xan asked him.
"IT'S YOU?!"

Liebatron · « **Reply #118 on:** July 26, 2004, 02:38:03 AM »

yes i have tried your water, it's horrible, and robots of yours came to my house on sunday and stole my coffee ........again

&#A0;

Lemeri · « **Reply #119 on:** July 26, 2004, 02:39:26 AM »

"I'm sorry. It had to be done" The robot told him "But hey, life is good! Have some radioactive water!"

Liebatron · « **Reply #120 on:** July 26, 2004, 02:40:24 AM »

lemmy drank the water and said."it's really good the secon time you try it."

Lemeri · « **Reply #121 on:** July 26, 2004, 02:42:38 AM »

"Cool. You wanna take a third try?" Xan asked him "That'll be $13.99"
"Sure," Lemmy handed him the money, and drank it all down "SAY! This is good!"

Ice_Eagle91 · « **Reply #122 on:** July 26, 2004, 02:44:02 AM »

"Really? Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow (x999)" Then Lemmy ripped out his hair and kicked the robot Xan, then made the whole palace...

EXPLODE! KABOOM!!!

And Xan (the real Xan) was ordering takeout from Mcdonald's so he could eat with his best buddy Lemmy.

Liebatron · « **Reply #123 on:** July 26, 2004, 02:44:37 AM »

"I wanna lifetime supply of this stuff!"

said lemmy

"well at the rate you drink this stuff(remember it does have radiation in it)you'll be dead in two weeks."xan said.

Ice_Eagle91 · « **Reply #124 on:** July 26, 2004, 02:46:46 AM »

So Lemmy drank it and he will never die in two weeks. Then the two of them ran around, and had fun with each other. They had a happy life together. Ahh...

Liebatron · « **Reply #125 on:** July 26, 2004, 02:47:33 AM »

then two weeks later they got a computer for the palace.

Ice_Eagle91 · « **Reply #126 on:** July 26, 2004, 02:55:01 AM »

Which Xan built a week ago. Lemmy was an orphan, so Xan adopted him and they became brothers.

Liebatron · « **Reply #127 on:** July 26, 2004, 02:55:53 AM »

this relationship didn't last very long because xan kept stealing lemmy's coffee.

Lemeri · « **Reply #128 on:** July 26, 2004, 02:58:02 AM »

This weirded out a lot of people, including Lemmy and Xan, for Lemmy had not realized that Xan had conflicting personalities before. However, one day his mother showed up at the door.
"LEMMMYYY!" She shreiked.
"Hi. I'm Xan Kriegor. I'm Lemmy's brother" The robot greeted her "I was just heading off to the Unrea Tournament, so make it quick"

Ice_Eagle91 · « **Reply #129 on:** July 26, 2004, 02:58:57 AM »

So they ran there and watched.

Liebatron · « **Reply #130 on:** July 26, 2004, 02:59:52 AM »

"xan has been saving up your coffee for the last twelve years to make and destroy you with a huge coffee missile.

Ice_Eagle91 · « **Reply #131 on:** July 26, 2004, 03:04:50 AM »

" said his mother. His mother got mad and tried to kill Lemmy, but then she ended up exploding. Lemmy's mother is actually...

A RROOBBOOTT!!!!

Lemeri · « **Reply #132 on:** July 26, 2004, 03:05:47 AM »

Xan killed Clanlord in the match.
"Hey Lemmy! How was the match?"

Ice_Eagle91 · « **Reply #133 on:** July 26, 2004, 03:10:26 AM »

"Fine, buddy!" said Lemmy. Then the two of them went home.

Liebatron · « **Reply #134 on:** July 26, 2004, 03:10:32 AM »

"YOU PLAN TO SHOOT COFFEE MISSILES AT ME?!"

Ice_Eagle91 · « **Reply #135 on:** July 26, 2004, 03:16:54 AM »

said Xan's guard, who was very dumb. "NO, DUMMY!" said Xan. Then he twisted the guard and squeezed his lemon juice out, because Xan's guard is a big ugly lemon.

Liebatron · « **Reply #136 on:** July 26, 2004, 03:21:06 AM »

"yup.how'd you know that?"

Ice_Eagle91 · « **Reply #137 on:** July 26, 2004, 03:22:57 AM »

said Lemmy. "That lemon...he's dumb!" said Xan. "His name is Mr. Lemon." "What a dumb name!" said Lemmy.

Liebatron · « **Reply #138 on:** July 26, 2004, 03:24:35 AM »

"yes i know. i made him a lemon."

lemmy was suddenly very confused.

Ice_Eagle91 · « **Reply #139 on:** July 26, 2004, 03:50:17 AM »

The two of them went inside and had dinner.

Mr. K · « **Reply #140 on:** July 26, 2004, 11:10:22 AM »

While they were eating a plane flew through the roof. Inside the plane were two people Lemmy hadn't seen for years...

Lemika · « **Reply #141 on:** July 26, 2004, 03:57:05 PM »

Sonic the Hedgehog and Starfox. Lemmy was horrified. "You! I thought I killed you years ago!"
"You did," Xan said, casually pouring coffee into the same hatch he'd used before. "I brought 'em back to plague you."
"The world has it in for me," Lemmy moaned. "All wish to kill me!"
"Quite right," Sonic and Starfox chorused.
"Oh, did I mention? I also made them into mindless killing machines."
"Noooo!" Lemmy shouted, and dived...

Lemeri · « **Reply #142 on:** July 26, 2004, 04:48:16 PM »

out the window. But Xan's Coffee Missle caught him in the back before he had gone far, and stretched him out on the ground.

Lemika · « **Reply #143 on:** July 26, 2004, 07:01:05 PM »

"My poor young friend," Xan lamented, casually chucking Lemmy's body out the window. "Death to the disbeliever!" Lemmy shrilled on his way out.
"You're not dead after all, are you? Well, I shall fix that," Xan proclaimed, and shot Lemmy through the heart with a shock rifle.
Lemmy fell very far into an icy blue ocean. When he resurfaced, the world seemed to have changed. "How long have I been here?" he wondered.
Then he heard a metallic scraping behind him, and ...

Lemeri · « **Reply #144 on:** July 26, 2004, 07:08:31 PM »

A little green Lemming came up to the surface.
"Me water Lemming. Me not Krall" it stated.
"Err..." Lemmy snarled, for he had a feeling that this had happened before "Me Krall. Me not Lemming"
"No, You Lemming. Me Krall." the Lemming stated.
"You Lemming. Me Krall" Lemmy said through gnashing teeth.

Lemika · « **Reply #145 on:** July 26, 2004, 07:47:54 PM »

"You right. You Krall. You die." the odd Lemming twirled a tridant around in flambouyant style, and was about to slice Lemmy's head off, when he suddenly darted forwards and jumped into the water.
"Whaaa? You stupid. You drown. Me kill you."
"No!" Lemmy screamed. "I am the Grand Intellect! You will not destroy me! You will not destroy LIFE!" he grabbed the tridant, twisted it, and plunged it into the heart of the Lemming.

Lemeri · « **Reply #146 on:** July 26, 2004, 07:51:10 PM »

"...buh?"

Lemika · « **Reply #147 on:** July 26, 2004, 07:52:22 PM »

Lemmy stared in horrified fascination as the Lemming melted into the ground, making odd 'buh' noises as it went.
"Such power exists! And I, yes, I control it!" he exulted, and pounded the tridant into the ground, a vicious grin spreading itself across his face.
"No, you don't, kid..."

Mr. K · « **Reply #148 on:** July 26, 2004, 09:58:38 PM »

said a towering figure. Dr. Robotnik, in his Eggmobile, was tossing a Gamecube. "I do." The Gamecube emitted a strange noise, and video game characters spilled out. He assembled all the heroes and enemies into a group and yelled, "KILL THAT LEMMING!" Lemmy, at the last minute, blew a whistle, and a bunch of lemmings swooped down from nowhere-- the Save our Lemmings Squad. They were ready to help Lemmy in a huge battle. All the characters dived at Lemmy, and the battle began.

Ice_Eagle91 · « **Reply #149 on:** July 26, 2004, 11:39:05 PM »

Except for one person - Xan. Xan was the spectator, and he wanted Lemmy to win the battle.

Lemeri · « **Reply #150 on:** July 27, 2004, 01:18:53 AM »

And then, just as it was a tie,

Team Gamecube: 34
Team Lemming: 34

Then Xan Kriegor jumped out of the shadows, joined team Lemming, and shot the leader of team Gamecube dead. Team Lemming won.
"This isn't over yet, Lemmy!" Robotnik cried, dinking into the floor on a elevatar.
"You owe me one, kid" Xan remarked.

Ice_Eagle91 · « **Reply #151 on:** July 27, 2004, 05:18:45 AM »

Then Dr. Robotnik flew away, but crashed into: "The Cliff of Oblivion." He fell down and then randomly lost 80% of his memory.

Meanwhile, Xan and Lemmy signed up in the Lemmings Forum. What they did was...

G3K · « **Reply #152 on:** July 27, 2004, 01:55:39 PM »

Quote from: Mr. Ksoft link=1089276152/135#148 date=1090879118

said a towering figure. Dr. Robotnik, in his Eggmobile, was tossing a Gamecube. "I do." The Gamecube emitted a strange noise, and video game characters spilled out. He assembled all the heroes and enemies into a group and yelled, "KILL THAT LEMMING!"

I thought "what the hell, may as well illustrate it"

EDIT: Extra points if you can name all the characters.

Lemika · « **Reply #153 on:** July 27, 2004, 02:06:55 PM »

I'm guessing the ship belongs to Starfox. The fox is pretty obviously Tails.
The Lemming would be Lemmy...

I think one of them is Pacman, and I have no idea about the other two.

Lemeri · « **Reply #154 on:** July 27, 2004, 02:09:32 PM »

But there was a mistake, and Xan Kriegor misspelled his name, and Lemmy signed up as DeadLemming2004.

Lemika · « **Reply #155 on:** July 27, 2004, 02:11:54 PM »

Nobody seemed to notice. Lemmy took it into his head to use a coffee mug as his avatar. Fortunately, Xan averted this minor catastrophe by unplugging and then viciously smashing the computer Lemmy had been using. Other than being bitter for weeks, Lemmy recovered nicely.
And then...

Lemeri · « **Reply #156 on:** July 27, 2004, 02:18:55 PM »

Lemmy signed up again from a bomb shelter, and did it again.

Lemika · « **Reply #157 on:** July 27, 2004, 02:20:35 PM »

"A curse upon you, yon wretched Lemming!" Xan cried, and flunge Lemmy into a stasis chamber.
"Heh," he said. Then he stalked away, leaving the chamber on a time delay - Lemmy was supposed to emerge after twenty years.
However...

Lemeri · « **Reply #158 on:** July 27, 2004, 02:22:05 PM »

As he was leaving, Xan's foot slipped and he fell into the stasis chamber.

Lemika · « **Reply #159 on:** July 27, 2004, 02:27:50 PM »

Weirdly, this caused a malfunction of the overload variety, and both of them were released.
"You!" Xan said. "I thought I put you in stasis years ago!"
"You did," Lemmy replied. "And then you made the mistake of - TRIPPING THE SWITCH! Hah hah hah hah HAH!"
Lemmy grabbed a nearby hanglider and flung himself headlong from the roof.
He plunged very far, yet again, and hit his nose on a...

Lemeri · « **Reply #160 on:** July 27, 2004, 02:29:56 PM »

Big rock. His small amount of sense was nocked out of him.

Meanwhile, Xan was eating out at an Ice Cream joint.
(For those of you who don't know, Xan Kriegor is the guy from my avatar)

Lemika · « **Reply #161 on:** July 27, 2004, 02:32:28 PM »

Lemmy started singing something about daisies and potatoes, and he staggered over to the icecream joint. "I wanna a large... chocolate cone!" he gasped, waving one arm around in the air. "And make it - quick! Yes, quick is the word! Ho ho!"
The clerk looked at him oddly, but gave him his icecream, which he noisily slurped up. Then he left without paying.
"Weird customers tonight, eh?" Xan asked the clerk. "You bet!" they said, staring at Lemmy, who was stalked away with a knife held in front of him with two hands, and chanting in a low moaning voice.

Lemeri · « **Reply #162 on:** July 27, 2004, 03:04:02 PM »

He then sacraficed what was left of his icecream cone.

Ice_Eagle91 · « **Reply #163 on:** July 29, 2004, 12:46:28 AM »

When they returned, Lemmy read his e-mail to find a game-over screen from the game: The Legend of Zelda. "What? A game over screen?" he said, with shock. Then he read the message, which says:

Dear Lemmy,

YOU BETRAYED ME! I, YOUR BEST FRIEND, HATE XAN, AND YOU LIKE HIM AND YOU BECAME HIS BROTHER! WE ARE THROUGH! &#A0;

&#A0;

This game-over screen should teach you a big lesson!

From Lemmalot

Lemmy started to cry. He replied by saying:

Dear Lemmalot,

From Lemmy

Ice_Eagle91 · « **Reply #164 on:** July 30, 2004, 11:08:10 PM »

Hello? Anyone there?

Lemeri · « **Reply #165 on:** July 31, 2004, 02:53:01 AM »

Yes. Me.

But Xan ran the mail server, and found the incoming mail.
"You were friends with that fool?" Xan asked Lemmy.

Lemika · « **Reply #166 on:** July 31, 2004, 11:22:16 PM »

[Actually, no. I was at the theatre all day yesterday, all of the evening the day before that, and most of today.]

"Weeell..." Lemmy said, shifting from foot to foot. "In a manner of speaking, yes. BUT THAT IS ALL OVER NOW!" he roared, suddenly springing on top of the table and pumping his arm up and down in the air.
"Right then," Xan said. "I just sent him fifty seperate peices of hatemail. I know you won't care!"
"Wha--?! Oh, ho ho, hah hah!" Lemmy gasped, and started screaming with laughter. "Hatemail! That's GOOD!"
"Not really. It's bad. And he thinks you sent it."
"Oh," said Lemmy.

Ice_Eagle91 · « **Reply #167 on:** August 01, 2004, 11:07:32 PM »

But then Lemmalot replied:

Dear Lemmy,

From Lemmalot

Ice_Eagle91 · « **Reply #168 on:** August 02, 2004, 11:07:13 PM »

(Lemmalot's a she.)

But then Lemmy's "girlfriend" Lemmy'ka (not Lem'ka!) sent him a message, saying:

Dear Lemmy,

I heard you killed Espio. Why? You are too rude enough to do it! You're like Garfield in Garfield the Movie! Please stop it! Or else:

PUNISHMENT!

From your girlfriend,
Lemmy'ka

Lemmy blocked her. He got so mad! But then his father sent him a message, saying:

Lemika · « **Reply #169 on:** August 02, 2004, 11:58:40 PM »

With a primal snarl, Lemmy blocked his former friend. "Xan!" he shouted.
"I'm still here, kid."
"Kill him! Please! I want to see him -- DEAD!" Lemmy crunched his mouse in one hand, a grimace of pure evil alighting on his face.
"Done," Xan said, and left.

Lemeri · « **Reply #170 on:** August 03, 2004, 01:37:04 AM »

Dear Lemmy,

I heard that you have become friends with Xan Kriegor. I hope this is just a bad rumor.

Dad

Lemmy snarled in pure rage and shot the computer screen until little sands began pouring out of it. He spent the next hour wondering what they where. Then Xan came home.
"Hi. I brought you the head of Lemmalot."
"OH THANK YOU XAN! THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!"
"No problem."
"I want you to kill Lemmy'ka too"
"OK. I never did like her."
So Xan went out and shot Lemmy'ka. Then he came home, and...
"Hi. I brought you the head of Lemmy'ka."
"OH THANK YOU XAN! THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!"
"No problem."
"I want you to kill my fathar too"
"OK. I never did like him."
And when that was done...

Ice_Eagle91 · « **Reply #171 on:** August 03, 2004, 02:07:48 AM »

Xan felt surprised, because Lemmy's father is an actual robot. And so are the heads of Lemmalot and Lemmy'ka.

"Please kill everyone in the whole world!" said Lemmy. "I can't do that!" said Xan. "Why not?" "Because, your demonic side is growing strong...again!!!" "YES!!! THAT'S RIGHT!!! HAHAHAHA!!!"

Xan was surprised.

Lemika · « **Reply #172 on:** August 04, 2004, 02:13:23 PM »

"All right then, kid. You know the drill. You kill them. I'll just get some popcorn and watch."
"Sounds like a plan!" Lemmy happily agreed. So Xan grabbed a large bag of popcorn, lounged on Lemmy's sofa, and watched Lemmy go about the process of destroying the world.
Fortunately, Lemmy didn't get very far before his powers started wearing off again. He'd used to much, so he ended up falling over unconscious in front of an ice cream parlor.

Mr. K · « **Reply #173 on:** August 05, 2004, 12:33:30 PM »

He woke up and saw the destruction around him. His evil mood had gone."WHAT. HAVE. I. DONE!!!!!?!?!?!?!" Lemmy scraemed. He dove onto the ground and started pounding the ground, crying like a baby. "How could I have done this!? It's unlemmingish!" He kept this up for hours, and then sobbed, "I must stop myself..." He picked up an old gun and shot himself in the heart. He died and went down to Hell.

Lemeri · « **Reply #174 on:** August 05, 2004, 01:34:42 PM »

But then he woke up in front of the ice cream place, and for a moment, he thought it had all been a dream, but then he saw Xan Kriegor standing there with a large bag of popcorn.
"Good stuff, this." Xan remarked "By the way Lemmy, my tally says you killed 1407 Lemmings in your rampage."
The words come up on the screen:
"Lemmy is WICKED SICK!"
"Lemmy is WICKED SICK!"
"Lemmy is WICKED SICK!"
"Lemmy is WICKED SICK!"
"Lemmy is WICKED SICK!"
"Lemmy is WICKED SICK!"
"Lemmy was looking good till he killed himself"

Lemika · « **Reply #175 on:** August 05, 2004, 03:17:24 PM »

"Awesome..." Lemmy hissed, his red-glowing eyes riveted to the screen.
"You said it," Xan said. "You should do that more often. We've still got a bit of a population problem," he added, tapping a globe of the world with one metallic finger. "See? If you just bomb these areas, it'll be greatly helped..."
"But I don'wanna save the world! I wanna destroy it!" Lemmy wailed.
"All in due time," Xan replied.

Ice_Eagle91 · « **Reply #176 on:** August 09, 2004, 04:26:30 PM »

"XAN! I WILL KILL YOU!" said Lemmy. He charged right at Xan when suddenly:

*ERROR: VIRUS IN XAN KREIGOR BECAUSE OF YOU!*

G3K · « **Reply #177 on:** August 10, 2004, 12:27:34 PM »

Quote from: Ice_Eagle91 link=1089276152/165#176 date=1092068790

*404 XAN KREIGOR NOT FOUND*

Geez, at least make up your own jokes, Icey.

Ice_Eagle91 · « **Reply #178 on:** August 10, 2004, 06:25:34 PM »

Okay! O_O I changed it, cool guy!

Speaking of cool guy...I like it when you call me Icey!

Lemeri · « **Reply #179 on:** August 11, 2004, 12:02:21 AM »

Suddenly, Lemmy thought of what might be happening inside his body! He got the dry heaves.

Ice_Eagle91 · « **Reply #180 on:** August 11, 2004, 02:55:09 AM »

But he ended up puking the heaves out. Then Xan appeared using his spellbook.

"Hey, Lemmy," said Xan, "I have a Christmas gift for you! Look! It's a pterodactyl fossil!" "WHAT?!" said Lemmy. " That's right! I copied one from the museum!" Suddenly, Knuckles came. "YOU!" said Lemmy, "I THOUGHT YOU WERE IN SAN FRANCISCO!" "Well, not anymore," said Knuckles, "I will banish you to a Cheapo level, which is called Oblivion!"

But Lemmy ended up at home. He logged in the forums, but then he saw a new member, who was Rouge the bat. She's a moderator of the Off-Topic Discussion, too. Lemmy went in there and made a new topic called Two-word story.

DeadLemming2004: Today, as
Xon_Kreigor: we go...
Rouge_The_Bat: DeadLemming, we don't need a two-word story! We already have the five and three word stories! Now, I'll delete this topic, okay?

Lemeri · « **Reply #181 on:** August 14, 2004, 02:29:34 PM »

(Andi! Can you please delete his wretched chain posted messages?)

So Xan Kriegor hunted Lemmy down, and when he found Lemmy's house, he cut the data cables of Lemmy's computer.

Lemika · « **Reply #182 on:** August 14, 2004, 02:32:50 PM »

(Hey, apparently I can do that, too

)

"Data cables cut!" Xan announced, and left the house.

Lemmy stared at his wreck of a computer, and sobbed hearbrokenly into a redstained hankercheif. "It's all over!" he wailed. "No more, no more can I terrorize and be terrorized! It's -- no, no!"
He hurled away the hankercheif, stood up with a bellow, and lurched out the door to steal a comptuer from the library.

Ice_Eagle91 · « **Reply #183 on:** August 14, 2004, 04:12:56 PM »

(I wanted the "Hello" messages to be deleted too!)

He was still signed in the forums, but found that someone PMed him. He looked inside and saw a message from Rouge_The_Bat. It says:

namida · « **Reply #184 on:** August 14, 2004, 11:56:49 PM »

Greetings Lemmy, sir
I have come to kick your ass
I want you to die

So please eat my shorts
With your last minutes alive
As I raise my knife

I aim it at you
Putting all my energy
Into my next stab

So are you ready
To have your life meet it's end
Goodbye Lemmy, sir

Ice_Eagle91 · « **Reply #185 on:** August 15, 2004, 12:47:31 AM »

Lemmy asked the Lemming admin to ban Rouge from the board because she sent him a rude haiku. But the administrator wasn't around, so Lemmy replied by saying:

Rouge_The_Bat, why did you send me this? Act like a moderator, would you?

I consider this haiku .

Tell me: "" and tel me you mean it.

Lemika · « **Reply #186 on:** August 15, 2004, 01:33:16 PM »

Instead the next e-mail Lemmy got contained a lethal virus, and it shut down the computer he had just stolen. Lemmy snarled curses under his breath, and stomped off to become a hermit in the wastelands.
He found Xan waiting for him again.
"This is all YOUR fault!" Lemmy shouted. "You started it! You! You!" he started writhing on the ground and tearing at his hair.

Ice_Eagle91 · « **Reply #187 on:** August 15, 2004, 04:55:09 PM »

Xan was eating a large bag of popcorn. "It isn't me!" he said. "REALLY?" said Lemmy. " PROVE IT!" "You know who's fault is it?" said Xan. "It's Mario!"

Lemmy screamed in anger, shouting out these words:

(Not the &#A0;

thing again!)

Lemeri · « **Reply #188 on:** August 15, 2004, 09:59:27 PM »

"Xan! Please! Kill someone for me!" Lemmy cried.
"Sure, kid. Just give me one thing"
"What's that?"
"Your immortal soul"
"No problem. Here it is."
"I want you to kill that ******* Rouge_The_Bat!"
"Sure thing, kid"
So Xan went and killed Rouge_The_Bat.

Lemika · « **Reply #189 on:** August 16, 2004, 12:41:24 AM »

He came back.
"I've done your dirty work again," Xan declared. "And I think you're growing some wings on your back."
"I am?" Lemmy asked, twisting his neck to look. In fact, he was growing large and batlike wings out of his back.
"Hey! You're right! I am growing wings! Hah hah hah!"
Lemmy flew away.
"Not again," Xan remarked.

Ice_Eagle91 · « **Reply #190 on:** August 16, 2004, 02:19:50 AM »

Lemmy soon landed in Mario's home. He saw that Mario was the cause of this virus. Lemmy went inside and sucked the blood out of him. Then he ripped out his overalls.

After that, Lemmy sucked his blood one more time, and Mario died. Unfortunately, he became an unsent. Then Rouge came in as an unsent, too.

"This is bad!" said Lemmy. He flew away back to Xan's Palace. "HELP!" said Lemmy. "Why?" asked Xan. "The ugly overall man Mario and the bat Rouge are coming to kill me! They're unsents!" "No problem, boy!"

But then, a group of lemmings came in the house, with each lemming showing this sign:

Lemeri · « **Reply #191 on:** August 16, 2004, 03:16:25 AM »

So then Xan revealed that he was really one of the Chaos gods, and he destroyed the ugly overall man Mario and the bat Rouge, as well as the Lemmings.

Ice_Eagle91 · « **Reply #192 on:** August 16, 2004, 03:35:59 AM »

Lemmy hugged Xan, then Xan apologized to Lemmy for being mean. Lemmy forgived him, and then Xan transformed into a computer. Lemmy then connected into the internet and went to the Lemmings Forums, to see that more members registered: Vector_The_Crocodile, Cream_The_Rabbit, Amy_Rose, Big_The_Cat, and Espio_The_Chameleon.

Lemmy got surprised because Espio was still alive. He got PMed by Vector_The_Crocodile, saying:

Deadlemming2004, I know you are Lemmy. HOW DARE YOU DO THIS TO ESPIO! TELL HIM &#A0;!

Lemmy replied with:

Vector_The_Crocodile, are you Espio's friend? If so, I will give you an ugly hiss. (hisses on Vector and Espio) Are you happy now? Well, then, boys, until then...we will meet again! &#A0;

Vector was frustrated by the message. He told Espio to PM Lemmy. Espio's PM said:

Lemeri · « **Reply #193 on:** August 16, 2004, 02:38:24 PM »

Hey dude! You wanna go over to P&G and crash their operation?

Lemika · « **Reply #194 on:** August 16, 2004, 02:46:24 PM »

"No kidding? I'd love to!" Lemmy shouted happily, and quickly tapped off the message.
Then he punched the monitor, hoping that it would turn back into Xan. Fortunately for him, it didn't just then.
"Hah hah hah! I have the power of the universe! I control the light!" Lemmy shreiked, and pulled on a black dogi and a cloak.
Then he charged out the door to find Espio, without awaiting a reply.

Ice_Eagle91 · « **Reply #195 on:** August 16, 2004, 02:47:20 PM »

Vector was watching Lemmy and Espio on a screen with Charmy.

Lemeri · « **Reply #196 on:** August 16, 2004, 02:50:20 PM »

(Let's use Lem'ka's story line?)

So Lemmy went over to P&G and hid in a dumpster untill Espio came along, and then he did brain the poor wretch with a lead pipe.

Ice_Eagle91 · « **Reply #197 on:** August 16, 2004, 02:50:24 PM »

Why did it happen again? Whenever I post, it's not there!

Lemika · « **Reply #198 on:** August 16, 2004, 02:52:20 PM »

[Happens to the worst - I mean, best of us.]

"Ah, but now we can use you for Mister Body!" Lemmy declared, twisting the pipe around in Espio's skull.
"Chameleon, indeed! How DARE you claim to be such?!" he bellowed.

Lemeri · « **Reply #199 on:** August 16, 2004, 02:53:35 PM »

"Pain... Is the... True...... True cause.... Of.... Life!" Espio muttered, and with that, he died.

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