Three Word Story

[namida]

Well... lets continue it here. What we already have is too long to post all of it here, so the last bit of it was:

I like pizzas! (To die). Right. There was dirt. LOTS of dirt. It all barfed slugs on chickens. A hamburger hopped over a cliff. It crashed into a question mark. "Questionmarks suck!" said Shrek. He ate his donkey's crap. Just joking - Shrek ate
CAT crap. And then died. Then Steaver died. Timballisto was tortured because of Trigenometry, and it hurt. And 5x^3+341-9x equalled 4, so X equalled IceEagle's doom. The oceans burned. Its became part stupid, and died.

"Remove bad words!" IceEagle said. But... but... I dunno. But... NO-ONE CARED! No-one cared? NO!!!

Then the mountains moved to Lemmingsville. My cat ate.

"Always about yourself!!!!" said IceEagle, pissed.

Then his jeans murdered him. Finally. They became shorts, finally destroying IceEagle. Just kidding, guys!

IceEagle was captured by R2D2's mother. Steaver scolded him. It didn't work. IceEagle found the key to escape. However, a chicken ate the key. This caused an icky-little-boy-who-eats-icky-stuff-and-lots-of-yucky-yucky-stuff to get a cock infection. He has SARS(solutive alendratic syphonto), so people avoided obliterating antidisestablishmenterianist elephants.

His DNA is a refridgerator box. It has food, but no drinks. Is he... alien? No, just stupid.

IceEagle yelled "Timballisto, enough bad words!" "(F Word)!" yelled Steaver370. "I'm leaving now!" said a (Cu Word).

[Lemika]

Actually, I think we should start over.

[Andi]

guy who wasn't

[namida]

banned from eating...

[namida]

Okay then. I'll start:

"Hello!" said a...

[Liebatron]

pickles that eat............

[namida]

nothing. This caused...

[Andi]

a gobal raising

[Lemika]

of black flags.

[G3K]

Now the elected...

[Lemika]

High Chancelor of

[Mr. K]

Lemmingland went to

[Lemika]

buy some soda.

[Mr. K]

"It's earwax flavored!"

[Andi]

said an ugly

[Ice_Eagle91]

bickering, crusty, ginger,

[namida]

retarded cat. "This...

[Mr. K]

is dumb! I...

[namida]

suck!" said someone. {EOS}

[Andi]

It was Steaver.

(I don't care how often you change your name. You're still Steaver for me! )

[Lemika]

Many towers crumbled.

[Andi]

"Oh no!" said

[Mr. K]

Hyper Metal Sonic.

[namida]

"Sonic's a Lemming!"...

[Timballisto]

...    .  Ertenizekzzdeddders destroyed all.

[Liebatron]

paper cups taped

[Ice_Eagle91]

your bad words.

[Mr. K]

But Lemmy puked.

[Andi]

Someone came and

[Mr. K]

Cleaned up. They...

[Lemika]

snarled in defiance,

[namida]

as Lem'ka transformed...

[Mr. K]

into a Thingymabob.

[Ice_Eagle91]

The thingymabob is...

[Andi]

a cyan coloured

[namida]

clone of Andi. {EOS}

[Lemika]

[Cut it out already with putting other people into the story. Or I'll cut you out
Just kidding, heh, heh.]

Robo Red appeared.

[Mr. K]

Robo Red died.

[Lemika]

The robot fizzled.

[Mr. K]

And blew up.

[namida]

Keen lost lives...

[Lemika]

and the galaxy

[G3K]

and his shoes

[Lemika]

and his Yorp.

[Ice_Eagle91]

Eyes, too! EEW!!!!!

[Lemeri]

However, his eyes

[Lemika]

flashed red, and

[namida]

ended Lemmy's life. {EOS}

[Lemika]

Then Lemmy reincarnated.

[Lemeri]

The cow hit

[Lemika]

his chest. He

[Lemeri]

hit the floor.

[Lemika]

He fell through.

[Andi]

"Not again!" thought

[Lemika]

a bowl of

[Ice_Eagle91]

red ugly fireballs.

[Shadow_94]

From "Sonic Battle."

[Mr. K]

Lemmy returned. (Again.)

[namida]

Someone became someone...

[Lemika]

and mutated horrendously.

[Lemeri]

This made a...

[Ice_Eagle91]

big ugly stinker.

[namida]

"Someone stinks!" yelled...

edit by admin: Don't say things against other members. That have to stop!

[Lemeri]

a cool beetle,

[Lemika]

which was undead.

[Lemeri]

However, a creature

[Lemika]

mauled Lemmy's face.

[namida]

A Lem'ka clone...

[Lemika]

never existed. Lemmy

[Lemeri]

spat on the

[Lemika]

tarp of a

[Timballisto]

tri-ped that upchucked.

[Ice_Eagle91]

Then he puked.

[namida]

"Lemmy stinks!" yelled...

[Ice_Eagle91]

the dragons! "RRROOOOAAARRRR!!!!"

[Andi]

"My leg hurts!"

[Ice_Eagle91]

said one dragon.

[namida]

Actually, two said. {EOS}

[Mr. K]

No, seventy did.

[Lemika]

It was none.

[Lemeri]

Then all the

[Lemika]

rocks chorused "Death!"

[Lemeri]

And a goblin...

[Lemika]

tripped and fell.

[Lemeri]

"HEEELLPPP MEE!" the

[Liebatron]

annexed super lem

[Lemeri]

cried, and died.

[Lemika]

Silence fell over

[Lemeri]

The blood sport...

[Lemika]

in which somebody

[Lemeri]

was maimed by...

[Lemika]

a rabid bear.

[Lemeri]

The judge hit...

[Ice_Eagle91]

the bear. "GUILTY!"

[Lemeri]

they cried, and

[Lemika]

clubbed it with

[Lemeri]

the 'Monkey Paw

[Lemika]

of Deadly Disaster".

[Lemeri]

It hurt a

[Lemika]

lot. The brain

[Lemeri]

of a mole

[Lemika]

is bite sized,

[Lemeri]

for a mole.

[Lemika]

It was eaten

[Lemeri]

by a mole.

[Lemika]

And then they

[Lemeri]

all died. Poor

[Lemika]

little Lemmy had

[G3K]

...no friends. This...

[Ice_Eagle91]

made him cry.

[Liebatron]

staplers attacked him.

[Lemeri]

"What?!" Lemmy shrieked.

[Ice_Eagle91]

He had bloodshed.

[Lemeri]

"Say, this hurts!"

[Liebatron]

dinner wars ensued

[Lemeri]

by a mutant.

[Liebatron]

the mutant decided

[Lemeri]

to mutate again.

[Liebatron]

and again, time

[Lemeri]

ceased to have

[Liebatron]

roman ionic pillars

[Lemeri]

anymore. The Romans

[Liebatron]

conquered the meditteranean

[Lemeri]

for a microsecond.

[Liebatron]

it was soon

[Ice_Eagle91]

over. "Ta-ta!" he

[Liebatron]

said. many gorks

[Ice_Eagle91]

sang Chinese songs.

[Liebatron]

chinese songs were

[Ice_Eagle91]

really, really, really,

[Mr. K]

really,really,really...

[Lemika]

annoying that day.

[Lemeri]

He died of

[Lemika]

hypothermia on level

[G3K]

Schfifty-five. The temperature...

[Lemika]

was negative nine

[G3K]

...in the south.

[Lemika]

It slaughtered many

[Lemeri]

Skaarj, and Gkublok...

[G3K]

...whatever those are...

[Lemeri]

and were, are

[Lemika]

dying icy deaths.

[Lemeri]

"You fight like"

[Lemika]

"Nali and Krall!"

[Lemeri]

Roared Gaergod, who

[Lemika]

was really Gaargod.

[Lemeri]

Obould-who-was-Gruumsh killed a

[Lemika]

large black cat.

[Lemeri]

The large black

[Lemika]

cat was dead.

[Mr. K]

They buried it.

[Ice_Eagle91]

The cat exploded.

[Lemeri]

They buried it.

[Ice_Eagle91]

Then the it...

[Lemeri]

(Then the it? That dosn't work)

[Lemika]

[Whatever.]

was destroyed. This

[Lemeri]

made the cat

[Ice_Eagle91]

(An it is some kind of creature. Steaver, please define.)

freeze into oblivion.

[Lemika]

[Or perhaps we could just leave these ... Its ... out of it?]

People shot at

[Ice_Eagle91]

the streetlights: Streetlight380,

[Lemika]

was forever destroyed.

[Ice_Eagle91]

And Streetlight390, Streetlight400,

[G3K]

...until there were...

[Ice_Eagle91]

three ugly masks...

[Lemeri]

Lying on the

[Lemika]

ground, spewing blood.

[Ice_Eagle91]

They were cursed...

[Lemeri]

{You are getting on my nerves, Ice_Eagle. Stop saying your little 'Hello! Anyone there?' in every thread!}

by a mutant.

[Lemika]

It gave them

[Ice_Eagle91]

200 oranges that...

(Okay, Lemeri. Anyway, I had enough of the "Hello" posts too.)

[dark_phoenix]

had the power

[Ice_Eagle91]

to destroy the...

[dark_phoenix]

hideous bear-faced creatures

[Ice_Eagle91]

that are a-nnnooooyyyyyyiiiiinnnnggggg...{EOS}

[Lemika]

So then they

[Ice_Eagle91]

entered the palace...

[Lemika]

with a bloodsoaked

[G3K]

...shrubbery. Despite the...

[Lemeri]

offered assistence of

[Lemika]

figures in black.

[Ice_Eagle91]

Yoshi saw them.

[Lemeri]

They shot Yoshi.

[Ice_Eagle91]

Luigi saw Yoshi...

[Lemeri]

to his grave.

[Ice_Eagle91]

They ripped Luigi's...

[Lemeri]

lungs out, and

[Lemika]

his heart spurted

[Lemeri]

blood vessals everywhere.

[Lemika]

Alas, for them!

[Lemeri]

And for Luigi.

[Lemika]

They were cold

[Lemeri]

as the steel

[Lemika]

that surrounded them.

[Lemeri]

"Faster, stronger, better."

[Lemika]

taunted a robot

[Lemeri]

named Xan Kriegor,

[Lemika]

who was standing

[Ice_Eagle91]

on Luigi's overalls.  

[Lemeri]

Overall man Mario

[Ice_Eagle91]

came and wept...

[Lemeri]

on his grave.

[Ice_Eagle91]

Luigi's grave, exactly.

[Lemeri]

Overall man Mario

[Lemika]

plunged into the

[Lemeri]

sewer, and splatted.

[Lemika]

His guts were

[Lemeri]

on the floor.

[Lemika]

There was gore

[Lemeri]

all over. Overall

[Ice_Eagle91]

man Mario has

[Lemeri]

died a horrible

[dark_phoenix]

death that would

[Ice_Eagle91]

make him rot.  

[dark_phoenix]

Then Princess Peach

[Ice_Eagle91]

screamed at Mario

[dark_phoenix]

because he had

[Lemika]

a bloody head.

[Ice_Eagle91]

And his overalls

[dark_phoenix]

were colored pink

[Lemika]

and spotted with

[Lemeri]

with and guts.

[Ice_Eagle91]

Princess Peach ran...

[dark_phoenix]

Then he grabbed

[Ice_Eagle91]

a poisoned hotdog.

[dark_phoenix]

and threw it

[Lemika]

He bit it,

[Lemeri]

and fell dead.

[Ice_Eagle91]

Then he exploded.

[Lemika]

Peices everywhere. It

[Lemeri]

fell down the

[Ice_Eagle91]

hole of Oblivion.

[Lemika]

A large bang

[Lemeri]

sounded in the

[Ice_Eagle91]

hole of Oblivion.

[hydraboxdog]

The BoxDog arrived

[dark_phoenix]

and hit the

[hydraboxdog]

Ice Eagle with

[dark_phoenix]

a trumpet case

[G3K]

...which needed mending.

[Lemeri]

The trumpet fell

[Lemika]

and shattered into

[hydraboxdog]

pieces. The BoxDog

[dark_phoenix]

grabbed a saxophone

[namida]

and a phaxosone. {EOS}

[Lemeri]

"What's a phaxosone?"

[Ice_Eagle91]

asked someone there,

[Lemeri]

named Mr. Lemon.

[Ice_Eagle91]

"It is a

[Lemeri]

pleasure to be

[Ice_Eagle91]

insulting his avatar!!!!"

[Lemeri]

Cried Mr. Lemon.

[Ice_Eagle91]

He complained at...

[Lemeri]

11 O'Clock to

[hydraboxdog]

Jimmy McLemming and

[Lemeri]

a dead woodchuck.

[dark_phoenix]

The woodchuck's wife

[Lemeri]

fell and died.

[Ice_Eagle91]

Her lungs rotted,

[Liebatron]

and were quickly

[Ice_Eagle91]

blown away... Definitely... {EOS}

[Liebatron]

so definitely that

[Ice_Eagle91]

korma exploded everywhere.  

[Liebatron]

it smellled repulsive.

[Ice_Eagle91]

Very, very repulsive.

[Liebatron]

so repulsive that

[Ice_Eagle91]

everyone died. Ha!  

[Liebatron]

no one was

[Ice_Eagle91]

very happy, because

[Liebatron]

several mamelukes and

[Ice_Eagle91]

radioactive tubes squeaked.

[Liebatron]

very loudly.it

[Ice_Eagle91]

was very irritating.

[Liebatron]

so several pickles

[Ice_Eagle91]

ate the people.

[Liebatron]

the people screamed

[Ice_Eagle91]

Then they're dust.  

[Liebatron]

frozen carbon pickles

[Ice_Eagle91]

had soon appeared.

[Liebatron]

in a shop

[Ice_Eagle91]

full of wasps.

[Liebatron]

they stung a

[Ice_Eagle91]

stinky little squid.

[Lemika]

And it died.

[Lemeri]

Fear of wasps

[dark_phoenix]

is terrible because

[Ice_Eagle91]

is what Fawful

[Lemeri]

has. It's called

[Ice_Eagle91]

Fear of wasps.

[Lemeri]

or Insectophobia, which

[Ice_Eagle91]

scares people with

[Lemika]

no good reason.

[Ice_Eagle91]

It was horrible.

[hydraboxdog]

Knuckles came and

[Ice_Eagle91]

killed Lord Fawful.

[hydraboxdog]

Then he caught

[Ice_Eagle91]

the slimiest trout.

[hydraboxdog]

He squeezed it

[Ice_Eagle91]

really, really hard.

[namida]

And ate it's

[hydraboxdog]

tail. His eye

[Ice_Eagle91]

was very slimy.

[hydraboxdog]

A slime beast

[namida]

said "Rammu". It...

(for whoever else writes - Rammu, in english, means "Hello")

[hydraboxdog]

squeezed Knuckles hard.

[Ice_Eagle91]

(You are fast, boys!)

And then said

[hydraboxdog]

"Die you fool!"

[Ice_Eagle91]

"N-NEVER!" Knuckles said.

[hydraboxdog]

Knuckles died instantly.

[Ice_Eagle91]

The fish laughed.

[hydraboxdog]

The beast laughed.

[Ice_Eagle91]

So did Mario.

[hydraboxdog]

Luigi killed Mario.

[Ice_Eagle91]

And his overalls

[hydraboxdog]

were puked on.

[Ice_Eagle91]

"I HATE OVERALLS!!!"

[hydraboxdog]

said the fish.

[G3K]

squeezed Knuckles hard.

Dear god you people scare me.

[Ice_Eagle91]

Luigi suddenly punched

[hydraboxdog]

a hole in

[Ice_Eagle91]

Dear g0d you people scare me.

Why?

his ugly overalls.

[hydraboxdog]

and threw them

[Ice_Eagle91]

into Knuckles' corpse.

[hydraboxdog]

Wario suddenly cried.

[Ice_Eagle91]

He killed Luigi.

[hydraboxdog]

Tails killed Sonic.

[Ice_Eagle91]

Shadow killed Tails.

[hydraboxdog]

Rouge killed Shadow.

[Ice_Eagle91]

Omega killed Rouge.

[hydraboxdog]

Fish killed Omega.

[Ice_Eagle91]

Amy killed Fish.

[hydraboxdog]

(Amy? LOL!!!)

Robotnic killed Amy.

[Ice_Eagle91]

Cream killed Robotnik.

(Why LOL?)

[hydraboxdog]

(It's funny)

Hamburger ran away.

[Ice_Eagle91]

(What's so funny about it? Please explain)

Big killed Cream.

@G3K: Please don't get mad at us for this. This is just a story!

[hydraboxdog]

(shes a wimp)

Big caught malaria.

[Ice_Eagle91]

Malaria killed Big.

(Because of her hammer?)

[hydraboxdog]

(she can be a wimp. Please no more killing)

A hotdog said

[Ice_Eagle91]

to stop killing.

(Ok.  )

[hydraboxdog]

"Hamburgers are evil"

[Ice_Eagle91]

said Bio-Electronic Navigator.

[G3K]

'Course I'm not mad, that'd be stupid

[Ice_Eagle91]

(Remember a while ago that we were scaring you? Why is that?)

[G3K]

Put it this way, "squeezed Knuckles hard" can mean loads of weird and wonderful things if you've got a good enough imagination...

[Ice_Eagle91]

(I see now, G3K.)

[Timballisto]

Link got Pendant-of-Courage.

[hydraboxdog]

"Who am I?"

[Timballisto]

said a bob.

[Ice_Eagle91]

"I'm Spider-man." "Really?"

[namida]

Zhiikju was gay. {EOS}

[Ice_Eagle91]

Well, a little.

[Lemeri]

A train smashed

[Ice_Eagle91]

an ugly grasshopper.

[Lemeri]

Overall Man Mario

[Ice_Eagle91]

sniffed his overalls.

[Lemeri]

Then he died.

[Ice_Eagle91]

His overalls then

[Lemeri]

turned red. He

[Lemika]

gasped for breath,

[Ice_Eagle91]

And then disintegrated.

[Lemeri]

He was dead.

[Ice_Eagle91]

Alas, for him!

[Lemeri]

He was pushing

[Ice_Eagle91]

the golden statue.

[Lemeri]

It fell over.

[Ice_Eagle91]

On Mario. Ouch.

[Lemeri]

He rotted in

[Ice_Eagle91]

a caterpillar's cocoon.

[Lemeri]

For 500 years,

[Ice_Eagle91]

he disintegrated inside the cocoon.

[Lemeri]

That's not three words, Icey.

[Ice_Eagle91]

I got confused!!!!!  

he disintegrated inside.

(I fixed it, okay, Lemeri?)

[Lemeri]

(sure)

the cacoon. The

[Ice_Eagle91]

man got game-over.

[Lemeri]

He tore his

[Ice_Eagle91]

mustache out and

[Lemeri]

his hair, also.

[Ice_Eagle91]

And his eyes.

[Lemeri]

And his brain.

[hydraboxdog]

An anvil smashed

[Lemeri]

all the above.

[Ice_Eagle91]

An evil sun

[Lemeri]

killed a man

[dark_phoenix]

then blew up.

[Ice_Eagle91]

Then he died.

[dark_phoenix]

The evil moon

[Ice_Eagle91]

smacked Squirtle on

[dark_phoenix]

the shell. Meril

[Ice_Eagle91]

choked Ash Ketchum.

[namida]

A dog said...

[Lemeri]

"Me not krall"

[dark_phoenix]

then gave up

[namida]

half their money...

[Andi]

and asked why

[namida]

Idna eta sguls.

[Ice_Eagle91]

(What's Idna eta sguls?)

Someone told me:

[Lemeri]

"Goriiach Dalsho! Hah!"

[Ice_Eagle91]

"Is that Drow?"

[dark_phoenix]

"No. It's not."

[Ice_Eagle91]

"What is it?"

[hydraboxdog]

"A dead lizard."

[Ice_Eagle91]

"Really? How weird!"

[Lemeri]

"Yeah, I suppose"

[Lemika]

But in reality,

[Andi]

It was nothing!

[Lemeri]

It meant nothing.

[Ice_Eagle91]

Nothing at all!

[Lemika]

They were wrong.

[Ice_Eagle91]

Very wrong indeed.

[dark_phoenix]

But then again,

[Ice_Eagle91]

it started trying

[dark_phoenix]

to eat trees

[Ice_Eagle91]

, socks, shorts, legs,

[dark_phoenix]

and tongues. Suddenly

[Ice_Eagle91]

they smelled stinky.

[dark_phoenix]

Everyone cut their

[Lemeri]

own health benefits.

[dark_phoenix]

Everyone got bronchitis.

[hydraboxdog]

Bronchitis is terrible.

[Ice_Eagle91]

The disease ate

[hydraboxdog]

all the pizza!

[Timballisto]

Saturn rotated once.

[Lemeri]

then never again,

[Timballisto]

because of joe.

[Lemeri]

He died horribly.

[Timballisto]

The cloud moved!!!

[Lemeri]

They told him

[Lemika]

that the end

[Lemeri]

was very bad.

[Lemika]

And also that

[Lemeri]

he should drop

[Lemika]

dead that minute.

[Lemeri]

He didn't. Then

[Lemika]

alas, he did.

[Lemeri]

They gunned him

[Lemika]

down. Blood was

[Lemeri]

there in large

[Lemika]

quantities. And so

[Lemeri]

was death. The

[Lemika]

stench of decay

[Lemeri]

was everywere. Even

[Lemika]

on the step

[Lemeri]

of every bulding.

[Lemika]

And the high-rise

[Lemeri]

Osaka Plaza, which

[Lemika]

was the headquarters

[Lemeri]

of the Mob.

[Lemika]

Then one day,

[Lemeri]

it all callapsed.

[Lemika]

Th'whole world was

[hydraboxdog]

splatted with a

[Lemeri]

big fly swatter.

[Lemika]

Nobody liked that.

[Lemeri]

So they shot

[Lemika]

'imup real bad.

[hydraboxdog]

He fell off

[Lemika]

a tall cliff.

[Lemeri]

He died horribly.

[Lemika]

None mourned him.

[Lemeri]

But they did

[Lemika]

loot his grave.

[Lemeri]

All there was

[Lemika]

was a sarcophogus.

[Lemeri]

It was full

[Lemika]

of priceless gems,

[hydraboxdog]

and dead monkeys.

[Lemeri]

The dead monkeys

[Lemika]

walked the Earth.

[hydraboxdog]

in 80 days

[Andi]

(remove point) and some seconds.

[hydraboxdog]

A bouncing ball

[dark_phoenix]

circled the globe.

[hydraboxdog]

Someone fell off

[Andi]

the cliffs and

[hydraboxdog]

hit a trampoline.

[Lemeri]

They went high.

[Lemika]

Then they died.

[hydraboxdog]

A giant hammer

[Lemeri]

smashed a dog.

[hydraboxdog]

The dog yelped.

[dark_phoenix]

The trampoline ran.

[Ice_Eagle91]

Then it sniffed

[dark_phoenix]

a green pineapple.

[hydraboxdog]

The pineapple stank.

[Ice_Eagle91]

A cool cockroach

[hydraboxdog]

crawled on the

[Ice_Eagle91]

legs of Princess

[hydraboxdog]

Buttercup. Westlie came

[Ice_Eagle91]

and smooched her.

[hydraboxdog]

(characters I got from The Princess Bride)

Prince Humperdink found

[dark_phoenix]

an R.O.U.S. and

[Lemeri]

shot it down.

[hydraboxdog]

The rodent's brother

[Lemika]

was also shot.

[hydraboxdog]

A paintball hit

[Lemeri]

it on the

[Lemika]

chest. It punctured

[dark_phoenix]

the brain, and

[Lemika]

drove through to

[dark_phoenix]

the toe. Platypus

[Lemeri]

eggrotten had a

[hydraboxdog]

very bad cold.

[dark_phoenix]

Bronchitis, also, because

[Lemika]

he took snuff.

[dark_phoenix]

"What is snuff?"

[hydraboxdog]

asked the confused

[dark_phoenix]

turkey. "Gobble gobble."

[Ice_Eagle91]

he said. "GRRR!!!!"

[dark_phoenix]

said the hunter.

[hydraboxdog]

They started wrestling.

[Lemeri]

The bell rang.

[Andi]

It was 9:00.

[Lemika]

All was ready.

[G3K]

For more sleep.

[Ice_Eagle91]

For 80 years.

[Timballisto]

I like sleeping....

[namida]

"ZHOSHK K'BLOSHK KENDRAT!"

[Timballisto]

what the.....okay.....................

[Lemeri]

"That was not"

[namida]

"...a Zh'kludinitayj'ka raven,"

[Ice_Eagle91]

"What is that?"

[namida]

2+2=4 maths assignments...

[Ice_Eagle91]

were really boring.

[Lemika]

And also braindead.

[namida]

Yet somehow interesting.

[Liebatron]

one khzaradianaredengaren guy,

[Lemika]

comitted mass murder.

[namida]

Of frogs and...

[Lemeri]

the Old Republic.

[Lemika]

Which feared the

[Timballisto]

maniacal Malon, who

[Lemika]

had an aneurysm.

[namida]

Aemisis, Bemesis, Cemesis,

[Timballisto]

and bob, ate

[Lemika]

most of the

[Timballisto]

flying medieval toasters.

[namida]

Nemesis and Penance...

[Lemika]

engaged in combat.

[namida]

Nemesis pwned Penance...

[Timballisto]

stupidly.  HEY!  WHATATATATA!

[Lemika]

shouted someone from

[Timballisto]

the evil tower...

[Lemika]

atop the hill.

[dark_phoenix]

Suddenly the tower

[Lemika]

collapsed into ruin,

[Liebatron]

but all was













(Dark pheonix, did you get that sword picture off of a web game called runescape?)

[Lemika]

not lost. However,

[Timballisto]

Ali Baba and

[Andi]

his gang where

[Lemika]

mugged by thugs.

[Liebatron]

They all thugged

[Lemika]

the good people,

[Liebatron]

of valaquenta. a

[Lemeri]

thousand years passed.

[Lemika]

The cities of

[Liebatron]

valaquenta recouperated slowly.

[Timballisto]

Attack toasters combusted.

[Liebatron]

into 14 shards

[Lemika]

that speared many

[Liebatron]

ayuegywasihoysvdfuobuhdcoaisfeuisanhopdugfaubfiodsfbguisbfgiousdbfgiu species. An

[Lemika]

wave of energy

[Timballisto]

Kill the double post.

[Liebatron]

and the ayuegywasihoysvdfuobuhdcoaisfeuisanhopdugfaubfiodsfbguisbfgiousdbfgiu

[Lemeri]

died horribly. Sad.

[Timballisto]

The chickens rebelled!!!

[G3K]

"FOR MOTHER RUSSIA"

[Timballisto]

A giant resist-O-ray......

[Lemika]

grated in grotesque

[Timballisto]

pudding.  The Kaiser...

[Lemika]

dropped dead. Afterwards,

[Timballisto]

the Kaiser had...

[Lemika]

a vile semblance

[Timballisto]

of a bat.

[Lemeri]

on moon rock.

[Lemika]

This monstrosity feasted

[Lemika]

It made mock

[Timballisto]

a truly generalizationisticallizing.....

[Lemika]

moral code, while

[Timballisto]

a tiny cave....

[Lemika]

collapsed into dust.

[Timballisto]

Kiser was upset...

(Lem'ka, that was the EXACT response from you that I envisioned after posting my last post!!!) O_o

[Lemika]

by brainwashed fiends.

[Timballisto]

This was because.....

[Lemeri]

he was one.

[Timballisto]

"Things are bad"...

[Lemika]

said he, morphing

[Timballisto]

into a rock.

[Lemika]

Someone threw the

[Lemeri]

Galaxy at it.

[Timballisto]

The rock survived.

[namida]

But dingos everywhere...

[Timballisto]

became giant dodongos.

[Isu]

The dodongos evolved

[Sarendt]

into evil toasters.

[Timballisto]

Uh, sorry, posted under my mom's identity.

[Isu]

They looked like

[Lemeri]

Which one was that?

[Lemika]

a backwards Nerat.

[Lemeri]

A thing named

[dark_phoenix]

Thing had brunch

[Timballisto]

with King Arthur.

[Lemeri]

It was poison.

[Timballisto]

The poison failed.

[Lemeri]

King Arthur died.

[Timballisto]

Evil doofus.  Die.

[dark_phoenix]

He died. Computer

[Isu]

Error. End now

[Timballisto]

the ICBM sequence.

[dark_phoenix]

Q-basic crashed and

[Timballisto]

made donuts XD  for...

[Lemeri]

All time. The

[dark_phoenix]

evil armadillo made

[Isu]

Ransom demands of

[dark_phoenix]

&#A3;5000. No one

[Timballisto]

liked him.  Nukes

[Isu]

were scattered around

[Timballisto]

Nolemmingatopia. &#A0;The local

EDIT: fixed

[dark_phoenix]

You're on the wrong thread, guy.

[?QuErY?]

supermarket stocked lots

[Timballisto]

atomic bombs  .  Then

[Isu]

the press found

[Timballisto]

a strange donut.

[AstralLemming]

The donut had

[Isu]

no chocolate topping

[Timballisto]

.  This caused death.

[namida]

2+2=Fish returned. This...

[drumnbach]

caused great upset...

[Isu]

among other 3+3=bird's

[AstralLemming]

brains. This created

[Isu]

brainless birds. Cigarettes

[AstralLemming]

are no good

[Isu]

for your health.

[Lemika]

And shall be

[Isu]

Very, very poor

[Timballisto]

when defecting to

[Isu]

The outside perimeter

[Lemika]

of the galaxy.

[Isu]

Thus, a big

[Lemika]

jet-black star destroyer

[Isu]

will fly around

[Lemika]

annihilating unsuspecting planets.

[Timballisto]

This makes boxes.

[Isu]

Boxes make storage

[AstralLemming]

which you put

[Isu]

Unwanted Pop-up advertisements

[Timballisto]

from Mr. TickIhaveALotOfTeethBoomExplosionSaboteur

[Isu]

, thats a big

[Timballisto]

chicken.  I ate

[Isu]

Mr. TickIhaveALotOfTeethBoomExplosionSaboteur's wife

[Timballisto]

, who tasted horrible.

[AstralLemming]

"I hate ducks!"

[Timballisto]

yelled Mr. Mischievious.

[Liebatron]

Pyhtagorean theorum was

[Isu]

a blatant ripoff

[Timballisto]

of paper airplanes.

[Isu]

Strumpets had been

[Timballisto]

making balogne daily.

[Isu]

What a slippery

(Timb', your last four posts in this thread have had full-stops, are you TRYING to end this? :

[Timballisto]

(Well, no actually.  Maybe I'm just not good at detecting something that will stop a topic up.  I mostly just write something random and stick it in.  It doesn't have to make sense...well, I didn't think it did.)

floor" said the

[Isu]

(Thats okay then.)

Wife, after nursing

[AstralLemming]

an ugly pig

[Isu]

who had just

[AstralLemming]

thrown up. Cabbages

[Lemeri]

are evil. They

[Isu]

devour small children.

[Lemika]

Which is not

[Isu]

advisable for the

[AstralLemming]

health of parrots.

[drumnbach]

Who eat cabbage.

[Timballisto]

Children taste horrible.

[Isu]

So do Surveyors

[AstralLemming]

that squeak loudly

[Isu]

While undertaking scientific

[Timballisto]

experiments involving pasta.

[AstralLemming]

Dragons ate pies.

[Timballisto]

They got fat.

[Isu]

So they died.

[guest]

Resulting in gooey

[Timballisto]

paste that stuck.

[guest]

Then there was

[Timballisto]

a large...potato???

[Isu]

the potato's grew

[guest]

into a muffin

[AstralLemming]

which killed people

[Timballisto]

.  This disturbed Bobo.

[Argai]

He went into

[Isu]

The Great Depression

[AstralLemming]

That Smashes Eggs.

[Timballisto]

This was a

[Isu]

catastrophical event for

[Timballisto]

the catastrophical society.

[AstralLemming]

Dogs pestered people

[Timballisto]

into submission.  Much

[Isu]

of this was

[Timballisto]

due to colonizationinismizationinistsisms.

[AstralLemming]

Mice like cheese

[Isu]

Which helps colonizationinismizationinistsisms

[Timballisto]

colonialize the cheese.

[Isu]

A war broke

[AstralLemming]

out among pies

[Isu]

and the cheese

[Timballisto]

won!  A controversial

[Isu]

debate began. This

[guest]

made pies become

[Isu]

aware of the

[Lemika]

rapidly deepening threat

[Isu]

of high cats.

[AstralLemming]

"Dogs suck!"Said

[Isu]

Boredom, who was

[guest]

dead because of

[Isu]

certain imaging programs

[Timballisto]

such as paint.

[Isu]

Paint was updated

[Timballisto]

to paint 2.

[Isu]

However, Paint 2

[Timballisto]

still sucked badly.

[Isu]

Microsoft decided to

[Jazzem]

Release Paint infinity.

[Isu]

This caused a

[Jazzem]

Massive conspiracy as...

[Shvegait]

Microsoft's management realized...

[Timballisto]

they said "Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh."

[Isu]

"Out with the

[Jazzem]

fiddly art programs...

[Isu]

" "In with the

[Jazzem]

glitchy art programs!

[Isu]

There was rejoice

[Jazzem]

From the eskimos...

[AstralLemming]

undead like sandwhiches

[Isu]

that like to

[AstralLemming]

eat wierd people

[Isu]

with hats on.

[Ice_Eagle91]

Chewing gum appeared.

[Isu]

It was apparently

[Ice_Eagle91]

poisoned by lemmings.

[Lemika]

And there was

[Isu]

a long silence.

[Timballisto]

"... ... ..."

[Lemika]

Afterwards, several of

[Ice_Eagle91]

the Death Eaters

[Isu]

stored massive amounts

[Timballisto]

of gunpowder in

[Isu]

the basement of

[Timballisto]

Bob's donut shop.

[Ice_Eagle91]

Then Bellatrix Lestrange

[Timballisto]

made an evil

[Ice_Eagle91]

plan to kill

[Isu]

all who knew

[Ice_Eagle91]

Sirius Black. She

[Jazzem]

Galloped to Azkaban,

[Isu]

equipped with her

[Ice_Eagle91]

wand. Lucius Malfoy

[Jazzem]

Saw it necessary

[Ice_Eagle91]

to call Bellatrix.

[Timballisto]

The chickens ate.

[Ice_Eagle91]

They ate dementors.

[AstralLemming]

Harry Potter sucks.

[Ice_Eagle91]

Then a pillow

[AstralLemming]

(Quit it with the Harry Potter, Ice.)

[Ice_Eagle91]

(Fixed.)

[AstralLemming]

(Good.)

decided to explode

[Isu]

in the upper

[Ice_Eagle91]

portion of its

[Timballisto]

Mouth.  Twenty stupid

[Ice_Eagle91]

whales started to

[AstralLemming]

fly. They crashed

[Timballisto]

into a "duhhhh...hhhhhh...h...hhh...h...h".

[Isu]

This had a

[Ice_Eagle91]

busted light bulb.

[AstralLemming]

Some animal died.

[Ice_Eagle91]

It was a

[AstralLemming]

depressed elephant guy

[Isu]

who had swallowed

[Ice_Eagle91]

a paper clip.

[Lemika]

Luckily, he choked.

[Isu]

So that was

[Ice_Eagle91]

the end of

[Lemika]

the unfortunate soul.

[Ice_Eagle91]

Too bad for

[Lemika]

the poor guy.

[Timballisto]

Many cheeses were

[Jazzem]

Singing la bamba

[Ice_Eagle91]

with a turkey.

[Liebatron]

Pizza is now

[Chmera]

an official citizen

[Isu]

of the Italian

[Ice_Eagle91]

country. A tomato

[Isu]

was aquited for

[Chmera]

shaving somebody's head

[Jazzem]

with a boomerang

[Chmera]

and a cupcake.

[Chmera]

Stupid spammers invaded

[Jazzem]

Space Invaders cabinets

[Chmera]

with broken screens

[Jazzem]

And Bubble Bobble...

[Ice_Eagle91]

was also involved.

[Isu 2006]

This inspired many

[Ice_Eagle91]

smileys to come

[Chmera]

from weird eggs.

[Ice_Eagle91]

Also many bats

[Lemika]

died for their

[Ice_Eagle91]

obsession with red

[Lemika]

submachine guns. Strangely,

[Chmera]

many blue people

[Lemika]

were also so

[Ice_Eagle]

childish. Shadow appeared

[Lemika]

and was destroyed.

[namida]

The next class...

[Lemika]

was learning nuclear

[namida]

physics. And Lemmingology.

[Ice_Eagle]

But students failed

[namida]

because they wagged.

[Chmera]

Insane red fruit

(You know who you are... *smirks*)

[Ice_Eagle]

sputtered all over

[Lemika]

the students, causing

[namida]

their mammas to...

[Lemika]

experience sudden aneurysms.

[namida]

Which were weird...

[Ice_Eagle]

. So weird that

[namida]

the universe exploded.

[Ice_Eagle]

An asteroid field

[namida]

no longer existed.

[Ice_Eagle]

The moon also

[namida]

no longer existed.

[Ice_Eagle]

Even all planets

[namida]

no longer existed.

[Ice_Eagle]

One thing existed;

[namida]

but not anymore.

[Ice_Eagle]

It was a

[namida]

schoolboy's imaginary friend.

[Ice_Eagle]

He got sucked

[namida]

twice a day.

[Ice_Eagle]

Into the black

[namida]

CH₄ClBr₇U₃₂ molecule, whatever...

[Ice_Eagle]

it's called, which

[namida]

was actually "Carboquadrahydrichloribrominyuranitrinium".

[Ice_Eagle]

Carboquadrahydrichloribrominyuranitrinium and Borobismukryptoseaborglithiberyllargonindium

[namida]

were both gay.

[Ice_Eagle]

Hence, they're monstrous.

[Lemika]

Nobody cared. Helicopters

[Ice_Eagle]

produced mysterious shadows

[Lemika]

which loomed threateningly

[Ice_Eagle]

over all savannas.

[Lemika]

The wildlife was

[Ice_Eagle]

hiding in houses.

[Lemika]

Their houses would

[Ice_Eagle]

explode any moment.

[Lemika]

In a sudden

[namida]

dingo attack, the....

[Ice_Eagle]

"BOO!" some evil

[Lemika]

dingo declared while

[Ice_Eagle]

running around like

[Lemika]

a drunken madman.

[Ice_Eagle]

O-Ren Ishii appeared

[namida]

. All your base...

[Lemika]

are now belong

[Ice_Eagle]

to us. O-Ren

[Lemika]

Ishii was later

[Ice_Eagle]

being attacked by

[Lemika]

dinosaurs with rayguns,

[Ice_Eagle]

killing her. Her

[namida]

mum was fat.

[Ice_Eagle]

Gogo Yubari randomly

[namida]

no longer existed.

[Ice_Eagle]

Except her clothes.

[namida]

They farted, and...

[Ice_Eagle]

attracted Dr. Eggman.

[namida]

In Soviet Russia,

[Lemika]

you're an outlaw.

[namida]

"O RLY?" said...

[Lemika]

who was lurking

[Ice_Eagle]

in a tree

[namida]

on the roof.

[Lemika]

Clutching a bomb.

[Ice_Eagle]

An evil bomb

[Lemika]

whose sole purpose

[Ice_Eagle]

was to explode

[Lemika]

and cause devastation

[Ice_Eagle]

to all smileys.

[Lemika]

Its goal was

[Ice_Eagle]

to assassinate a

[namida]

stinky hat from...

[Lemika]

the farthest reaches

[namida]

of your mum.

[Ice_Eagle]

Two ugly robots

[namida]

were not straight.

[Ice_Eagle]

So they melted.

[namida]

Something ELSE was...

[Ice_Eagle]

transforming into chess

[namida]

player's all base.

[Lemika]

And then it

[Chmera]

exploded the planet.

[Lemika]

Several galaxies away,

[namida]

was another galaxy.

[Lemika]

A red giant

[namida]

loved teh dick.

[Lemika]

And was shot.

[Ice_Eagle]

Suddenly scary faces

[namida]

no longer existed.

[Ice_Eagle]

Only the prototypes.

[namida]

42 lemmings, 42...

[Ice_Eagle]

floaters, 56 trapdoors,

[namida]

and a mum.

[Ice_Eagle]

They were tested

[namida]

, but didn't exist.

[Ice_Eagle]

"Extinction Bottle" caused

[namida]

mass pwnage of...

[Ice_Eagle]

many innocent species.

[namida]

Except, of course,...

[Ice_Eagle]

the little bunnies.

[namida]

They never existed.

[Ice_Eagle]

Or did they?

[namida]

Nope, certianly not.

[Ice_Eagle]

An extinction machine

[namida]

liked to delete...

[Lemika]

every species that

[Ice_Eagle]

were currently endangered.

[namida]

Except the base...

[Ice_Eagle]

that belonged to

[namida]

a fat mamma.

[Ice_Eagle]

Her bodyguards were

[namida]

killing Ice_Eagle because...

[Ice_Eagle]

they hated him.

[namida]

No-one cared, except...

[Ice_Eagle]

a blue-colored man.

[namida]

He wasn't gay,...

[Ice_Eagle]

because he liked

[namida]

sheep. Many sheep...

[Ice_Eagle]

were colored golden.

[namida]

But they didn't...

[Ice_Eagle]

care about gold.

[namida]

Only about cigarettes.

[Ice_Eagle]

The sheep were

[namida]

very highly offended.

[Ice_Eagle]

Because of genetics.

[namida]

And NaCl₃. Which...

[Ice_Eagle]

changed the sheep

[namida]

into various streetlights.

[Chmera]

Some dogs exploded

[Ice_Eagle]

in our minds.

[namida]

Someone invented darknessbulbs.

[Ice_Eagle]

They cause darkness.

[namida]

This didn't matter,

[Ice_Eagle]

because it's unattractive.

[namida]

This meant war.

[Ice_Eagle]

A 50-year war.

[namida]

Which actually lasted...

[Ice_Eagle]

for a second.

[namida]

Or something like...

[Ice_Eagle]

"Really, really, really

[namida]

long times but...

[Isu 2006]

That's not important...

[namida]

because someone sucks."

[Ice_Eagle]

That was weird.

[namida]

Ryan awoke from...

[Ice_Eagle]

a comforting sleep.

[namida]

He walked down...

[Ice_Eagle]

cold, frozen steps.

[namida]

Then, he touched...

[Jazzem]

a fuzzy telephone

[Ice_Eagle]

, causing fuzzy skin

[Liebatron]

disorder, so he