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Minim

#120
August 14, 2009, 09:28:44 AM
A: A Spanish omelette sandwich
Q: How cold is a boiled ice cube?
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#121
August 14, 2009, 02:07:14 PM
A: At the very least, 100 degrees. Below this, it isn't boiling. Unless you're one of those people who uses farenheit, in which case, 77.339 degrees, because also the boiling point of water is different in Soviet America.
Q: Why is the boiling point of water different in Soviet America?
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Minim

#122
August 14, 2009, 07:40:26 PM
A: Because Soviet America made a brand new substance and called it water
Q: I landed something in a plant pot. What happened?
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#123
August 15, 2009, 01:15:39 AM
Giga, your question was answered, with the infinity sign.
A:  The plant ran away.
Q:  Where did it run off to?

Minim

#124
August 15, 2009, 08:13:30 AM
A: A place where it stayed there
Q: Why do acid lemmings have green bodies?
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#125
August 15, 2009, 09:34:17 AM
A: Because they feel sick from too much acid, duh.
Q: How many lemmings does it take to change a lightbulb?
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#126
August 16, 2009, 05:10:05 AM
A:  A more appropriate question is "How many lightbulbs does it take to change a lemming?"
Q:  How many lightbulbs does it take to change a lemming?

EDIT:  Changed wording to be consistent with previous question.

namida

#127
August 16, 2009, 02:05:35 PM
A: Your mom LOL.
Q: Why wasn't that funny?
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#128
August 16, 2009, 06:40:25 PM
A: Because you forgot your joke from yesterday
Q: Why do deodorants smell?
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#129
August 17, 2009, 02:39:58 AM
A:  They have invisible noses.
Q:  What is the answer to this question?

namida

#130
August 17, 2009, 05:54:49 AM
A: Forty-two.
Q: What isn't the answer to this question?
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Minim

#131
August 17, 2009, 01:04:12 PM
A: Fourty-two
Q: How much cotton wool can fit inside a speaker?
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#132
August 17, 2009, 05:00:53 PM
A: Some. But not that much. Just some.
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#133
August 17, 2009, 05:27:18 PM
A: Turner.
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#134
August 17, 2009, 06:03:28 PM
A:  The combined value of a million of every currency known to mankind!
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