I've seen this topic in many other forums, and I'm thinking we could play it here.
Basically, what you do is make a wish, then the next person has to grant that wish, but in a negative way. For example:
User 1: I wish I had a huge kitchen with robotic chefs.
User 2: Granted, but those robotic chefs will glitch up and mess up your meals.
Here we go!
I wish Tricky 26 "I have a cunning plan" would be easier with a lower release rate.
The release rate becomes fixed at one.
I wish that Tricky 2, Taxing 30 and Mayhem 11 didn't exist.
Whatever you say boss; The levels from Tricky 2 - Taxing 30 - Mayhem 11 have been deleted. A total of 70 levels.
I wish I could cut my fingernails with a knife.
You're now playing russian roulette.
I wish that lemmings weren't so stupid and careless.
OK, I decided to lock them up in a chicken coop so that they can't get out let alone do anything stupid and careless.
I wish I could style my lemmings hair.
You now work in a sweatshop assembling toys for Sony.
I wish I could type without my fingers getting cold.
Congratulations, your keyboard is now on fire.
I wish I could find better scissor sharpeners for my sewing box.
Everything else in your sewing box is traded for the scissor sharpeners.
I wish I caught all 721 Pokemon.
You do, but since they're wild animals who are not best pleased about being imprisoned in ping pong balls, they promptly devour you.
I wish I could see a Grue.
You now live with a very starved Grue.
I wish that I was a vigintillionaire(10^63).
You are, but only in North Korean currency.
I wish there was a Subway store right next to my house.
There is! You're now free to buy a train station of your very own! :thumbsup:
I wish there were a few more Lemmings-like games.
Granted, but they're all made by either EA Games or Ubisoft. And only on Xbox One.
I wish there was a Lemmings TV show.
You get your wish, but it's about these guys (http://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.mileskelly.lemmings), and not our Lemmings.
I wish for noodles.
You get noodles...the kind that helps you float in swimming pools!
I wish I had the power to teleport.
You can teleport, but when you do you turn into a life-size lemming.
I wish that the sky was white so that I wouldn't have to see the clouds.
You can no longer tell whether it is daytime or nighttime. People will be restless, and the whole world could be affected socially, environmentally and economically.
I wish I made the biggest pepperoni pizza in the world.
Congratulations! Your pizza is indeed the biggest, but it is also too far overcooked to eat.
I wish I had a full head of hair.
Your hair now permanently green and made out of small coils of concertina wire (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Concertina_wire)(ouch! :evil: ). You have to cut it with industrial metal cutters or else it gets too long.
I wish my lemmings were better than yours.
Granted. Your lemmings are now permanently climbers and gliders, which has unfavorable effects in situations where these behaviours are not desirable.
I wish for a chocolate pizza.
Here you go. Despite the fact that some of the chocolate has melted and burned onto the baking tray, and that the oven had a bad smell of burning a few minutes later, I've baked your chocolate pizza.
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I want to grow flowers in my brand new garden.
Your flowers that you planted are the giant piranha plants from SMB3 giant land. And they are life size
I wish that I became the owner of the Internet.
Granted. You are very quickly arrested and given 84 consecutive life sentences because of all the illegal content on the internet.
I wish for a premium quality bottle of beer.
Here you go, I've ordered your premium quality beer online and delivered it to your home. However, after drinking it, you complained of stomach ache, nausea and having a coma because it was found to contain bleach.
I wish I could fly over the Empire State Building.
Granted. You now have a gigantic catapult.
I wish that people's heads exploded whenever they died.
Granted, although for some reason your head is bound to explode soon because it was wirelessly connected to the eldest person's head.
I want to buy some fairy lights to brighten up my bedroom.
These fairy lights do brighten your bedroom, but suddenly it turns dark, they grow evil red eyes that would and you hear seriously chilling, haunting music; you'll end up with a Lovecraftian-type bedroom.
I wish I had a huge Belgian waffle with chocolate chips, bananas and maple syrup for breakfast.
OK, just know that you don't have any utensils to eat it.
I wish I could choose which memories I would forget.
Your wish is granted, though you do lose some good or great memories, and some important ones too (god forbid you forget a password)
Gee i wish i could run at super sonic speeds
Your wish has been granted! Unfortunately, now you MUST run at super-sonic speed any time you move.
I wish every time I had to pay for something, I could reach into my pocket and pull out the exact amount of money needed for the payment.
You end up paying exactly $1,124.99 on an old game that doesn't even work in Windows 10, no matter if you set it on Compatibility Mode or not. And that's all the money you have in your wallet.
Now, I wish I had utensils to eat my waffle. :P
Here you go. A nice clean pair of utensils staight from the dishwasher! However, they were so hot that when they touched your plate (http://www.cater4trade.co.uk/acatalog/eps-plate7-l.jpg) it caught fire.
I wish I could drink drive without getting myself arrested.
That's one hot dishwasher :lem-mindblown:
Very well, you can drink and drive and you will not get yourself arrested, but the police will get you arrested.
I wish for a genie lamp.
You get a fake plastic genie lamp.
I wish I had a flamingo that knows a ton of yo-yo tricks.
Quote from: Colorful Arty on July 12, 2016, 06:30:58 PM
That's one hot dishwasher :lem-mindblown:
LOL!
A: Here's one. Unfortunately it died after attempting to swing the yo-yo on its neck. :'(
Q: The roof of my house looks so dull, I wish I could replace it.
Quote from: Wafflem on July 12, 2016, 06:33:51 PM
You get a fake plastic genie lamp.
*The three questions I've asked so far are all referring to the most recent episode of a program called Fake Britain. Also, because of that program I was wondering if an answer like that would come up eventually.
Your roof has been replaced with cloth, now your house will get wet when it rains!
I wish for a copy of Super Mario World for the SNES.
Here you go except, this cartrage seem rather....creepy there is barely any label on it, and you can only access a level called "OH GOD NO"
You know, it'll be nice if I had more space on my computer
ok here you go :D
(http://i.imgur.com/MxoFbIF.png)
i wish 2nd hand shops had less boring records to sort through
Second-hand shops now have NO records at all!
I wish my cat enjoyed being carried around.
Your cat now loves to be carried around so much that it requires you to carry it at all times. If you put the cat down, your legs and/or furniture will suffer.
I wish I had infinite money.
You will eventually drown the world and the universe with cold hard cash
Hmm It would be nice if i could meet a psychic basset hound that can make green murder cubes
The basset hound is color blind and therefore cannot tell the difference between a red and a green cube. Expect mixups.
I wish I had an Infinite Bag of Holding, like many video game characters have.
That bag is so heavy it cannot be carried.
I wish I could get hired anywhere I wanted without needing to be interviewed.
A: You were permitted to help out in the kitchen for a day. However, you set the pot on fire while trying to cook the fish.
Q: I want a nice soft woolly jumper for the winter.
Congradulations! Now in the winter, a jumping sheep will come visit you!
I wish I had the ability to teleport.
Granted. You can now teleport whenever you want - but you cannot control where you end up.
I wish I could swim.
A: You went to the local swimming pool; suddenly, the water drained out just as you dived in.
Q: I'm a generous kind of person. I'd love to set up my own ice cream stall.
You set up an ice cream stall without issue. Unfortunately, everyone else in your area has also opened their own ice cream stall - and they're better at it! Good luck carving out enough market share to stay in business. On the bright side, you have ice cream, so at least you can eat it when the stall fails.
I wish to be better at everything than I am now.
A: You are so good at everything that you've now lost your appetite.
Q: My old bed looks boring. I wish I could buy a more colourful bed.
You trade the comfortness of your bed with colorful blankets and pillows. This new bed however is of low-quality, lacks memory foam and can hurt your back. You forgot to check the reviews of this bed, all of which are negatively reviewed. Unfortunately, this bed is non-refundable.
I wish I had a self-driving car (https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=4&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0ahUKEwjN7szp6KXPAhWIbB4KHfViAK4QFggnMAM&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com%2Fselfdrivingcar%2F&usg=AFQjCNHCS1XfG5B7QwZcknYOcG8oSnF0XQ).
Your self driving car is self-driving only when no-one is in it. Every time you park somewhere it drives itself back home and you need a cab to get yourself back.
I wish I won the lottery.
You won the lottery. and only get $1 as your prize.
I wish I didn't have any nightmares.
Sure thing. You can't sleep at all; that'll stop the nightmares.
I wish for A's in all of my classes.
All the classes you signed up for begin with the letter "A":
Advanced Accounting
Advanced Algebra
Advanced Aerospace Engineering
Advanced Anthropology
Advanced Arts and Design
Advanced Astronomy
Advanced Aviation Operations
All these classes are for a college senior except for one which is for a grad student (Aviation Operations). Good luck!
I wish none of my levels had backroutes.
I have to admit, that was a really good corruption on my wish! XD
Congratulations! Your levels now require so much precision and crowd control that they aren't fun anymore. All to seal the backroutes.
I wish I would never forget to do my homework assignments.
You have to do every single homework assignment on these Advanced classes that you signed up for, which in turn takes ALL your free time away from recording videos and doing Lemming Streams, making everyone in the forums super-impatient.
I wish I had a Venus Fly Trap that will eat up all the flies infesting my house.
A: You got one as a freebie. However, this one kept growing and growing, eventually eating you and your house.
Q: I wish I could travel around the world on a spaceship.
You eventually get captured by Area 51, and the scientists do experiments on you and your spaceship.
I wish that I can stretch like an elastic band.
You're free to warp to anywhere, but there is a chance that you may need to sew a limb back on
I wish I had an arm cannon.
Here's your cannon. You are welcome to shoot arms out of it anytime you want!
I wish I could find my soulmate.
A: You've found a soulmate easily, but you've also found out she was addicted to heroin.
Q: I wish I could go to the beach without having to walk there.
Your house is on an island near the beach, you must sail there mate, watch our for pirates...arrr!
I wish I had a robot dog that can become a jet, Submarine, bounce pad, or combine with me for flying and punching
A: There you go. I just bought a BigDog that could do all those things for you. However, after an hour, you caught lead poisoning after touching it.
Q: I wish all my clothes were made out of pure gold.
Eventually, all your gold clothes corrode and you don't have any more money to buy any new clothes (as the coins, too, have corroded and you don't have any cash/credit card/etc. as those were all stolen while you were distracted by your golden clothes).
I wish that whatever I can touch turns into chocolate (except animals and people).
You dive into a pool and drown when all the water turns into chocolate.
I wish my job no longer requires me to work Saturdays.
Every Saturday will have harsh hail, so you don't have to go to your job that day. But this in turn prevents you from doing outdoor recreational stuff or getting together with your friends. Oh yeah, and lots of things get destroyed by hail like shattered windows of houses and cars.
I wish that I wasn't allergic to flower pollen.
A: The doctor ordered you some special pollen pills. However, when you swallowed them, they were stuck in your windpipe, losing your ability to breathe.
Q: I wish I had a big greeting card signed by the creators of Lemmings.
You get one signed by Sony instead
Man it would be nice if Lemmings got in Smash
The lemmings are now a single sticker in Brawl with a drop rate of .000001%.
I wish I wouldn't get copyright claims on my Youtube videos.
Congratulations. YouTube no longer exists.
I wish weekends were longer.
To make the weekends feel longer, everyone including yourself will move like sloths, and time will move REALLY slowly.
I wish I had the power to grow plants.
EXTRA EXTRA! Giant venus fly trap kills garden shop owner! Read all about it!
I wish we could get a demo of Sonic Mania right now
In order to release it quickly, the demo is rushed and ends up being terrible.
I wish I were less indecisive.
I wish i removed that red button before i granted your wish, now its a waste land
I wish Nintendo would stop with the dmcas
Granted, but only because they've gone out of business.
I wish I could get more sleep on weekdays.
Granted, but now you're banned from getting weekday jobs.
I wish I could see One Direction in concert without having to pay for a ticket.
Congratulations! You can no longer turn your head and can only look in the one direction you're facing! What, you say? But you can still turn your body and look in other directions that way? Not during a concert when you're seated - no one said the venue had standing room! There happens to be a free concert tonight in your community, so you won't be needing a ticket.
Unrelated Side Note
Also, congratulations on your 1337 posting skillz!
(http://i.imgur.com/utW2Fiy.png)
(sorry, but I found this slightly amusing :P)
I wish I had an extra hour of sleep. Accidentally set my alarm an hour early today :P (well - needed to get up an hour earlier last week Monday and forgot to change it back).
Daylight Savings Time has ended early, so now you get your extra hour. However, your clock and watch have not adjusted to the new hour, so that'll confuse your schedule. Oh yeah, and a lot of people are angry and grumpy due to the sudden change in time.
Oh man, it's REALLY pouring outside. I wish I had an umbrella.
You get the umbrella, but it doesn't help much because now it's flash flooding - and showing no signs of letting up any time soon.
I wish I had some paint.
Here's a box containing a pot of paint. However when you pick the pot up you get an electric shock.
I wish I had total control of the TV
Granted. Here, take the remote.
I wish better TV content.
I hope you like terrible reboots of your favorite shows
I wish I had more time on my hands
A: Here. I brought you some clocks. Now you have some time on your hands!
Q: I wish I could live with The Queen (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elizabeth_II).
Here's a Queen, and a 2 of hearts
I wish i can overcool stuff
A: Granted. Now your hands are frozen, in other words completely immobile
Q: I wish I could wear lemming-shaped earrings
Congratulations! Your ears have been pierced, if they aren't already, so that you can wear lemming-shaped earrings. However, you still need to obtain said earrings if you don't have them already.
I wish that I had a pizza right now.
Here, its better than nothing
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I wish my computer was like new again
A: There you go. Your computer has been polished and cleaned! However for some reason the screen goes blank.
Q: I want a DVD compiling all uploaded Youtube videos related to Lemmings (http://www.lemmingsforums.net/index.php?topic=1593.0).
Granted, but the DVD is in a format your DVD player does not recognize.
I wish I could send Dullstar the pizza he wanted.
A: Granted, but when you tried to make the pizza, you made a mistake with the pizza base.
Q: I wish I could buy building blocks based on the Pillar Graphic set.
They arrive at your door stop those they're not for playing with unfortunately
man I wish i could find an octagon
A mix-up at the warehouse results in you getting an octopus instead. Elsewhere, an aquarium is very confused about the polygon it has just received.
I wish for a cookie with exactly twenty-three chocolate chips.
You receive the twenty-three-chocolate-chip cookie, but suddenly a portion of it with a chocolate chip falls to the ground. Now you have a cookie with exactly twenty-two-chocolate-chip cookies.
I wish I could relax on a beach on a nice sunny day - no tidal waves, no storms, and no crabs to pinch me.
The beach is part of an ancient coast in a desert, only the ocean left a long time ago. There is no water there, just sand. It is an extremely sunny day. You are doing a great job relaxing because you have died of dehydration while trying to cross the desert.
I wish I had a piece of sod so I could use it to decorate my kitchen table.
You get a thick slab of prairie sod big enough to cover the table. It is so heavy your kitchen table collapses from the weight.
I wish I did not have to cook the turkey tomorrow morning.
The turkey eventually gets overly contaminated with bacteria and is spoiled and unsafe to eat.
I wish I had wings.
Here are your overcooked chicken wings! Also, no sauce.
I wish people would stop putting twists in my wishes.
So i put in Bends instead
I wish i can read japanese
あなたは日本読み取ることができますが、もはや英語を読むことはできません。
Translation:
You can read Japanese but can no longer read English.
(sorry, I had to use Google Translate)
I wish I can glow in the dark.
Congratulations. You now glow in the dark. Hope you don't like sleeping in dark rooms. Also, your doctor is somewhat confused and concerned by this development.
I wish I had the ability to travel back a little bit in time for the purpose of avoiding scheduling conflicts (i.e. something like the Time Turner Hermione has in one of the Harry Potter books), so that I could do (thing at a certain time), then, when it's over, travel back in time to do (other thing at the same time).
Congratulations you are now the voice of Sonic in
Spoiler
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In which features a terrible time traveling story (Sounds like i just gave arty a part name)
I wish Time traveling was illegal
All of time is frozen, and because of that the whole world is frozen.
I feel really lonely and my sister doesn't want to come out of her room. I wish she would come out and build a snowman with me.
Your sister is now an only child who's built a rather morbid snowman.
I wish I could function off of less sleep.
Granted, in your dreams.
I wish don't have nightmares.
You removed the hardest difficulty in Doom however you still have nightmares
I wish I was a crystal gem
Congratulations you become a Crystal gem unable to move at all.
I wish I could have a game of basketball.
Granted, but the basketball court is outdoors and it's raining.
I wish weekends were much longer.
We removed the weekdays, how ever the economy goes to Sh** because of it
I wish to restart 2016
The 2016 we had was the restarted 2016. You don't want to know what the 'bad' 2016 was like.
I wish I could complete playing my video game backlog this year.
You finished playing your backlog, but you give up sleep in the process.
I wish I could get the computer science internship I want.
You get the internship, but it's unpaid and the company goes out of business 3 weeks later.
I wish I had some cookies.
Here's some cookies, but you can't eat them, you must use em on websites so sadly no yummy treats
I wish i knew how to code
You can now print "Hello World" in Pascal, largly a dead language.
I wish I could visit Ireland.
Granted, but you can only ingest whisky and wear green during the trip.
I wish the above user change his avatar.
You two instead switch avatars
I wish the DMA buildings were still there, instead of what they are right now
Granted, but the team there is not the original team.
I wish I could see the Eiffel Tower of Pisa.
Granted you can see my lego buildings whenever you want.
I wish I could live to 100.
(I've add another internet)
Granted, but you are bedridden for the rest of your life.
I wish I had another pecan pie.
Granted, but you are now full so you can't eat the Pecan Pie.
I wish I had more subs on youtube
Granted! You get more subs but they never watch or comment on your videos.
I wish I was better at finding backroutes in levels.
Absolutely your wish is granted you know all the backroutes to the sega master version of lemmings only.
I wish that a brand new great lemmings game came out soon.
Nintendo buys Lemmings from Sony and releases an amazing Lemmings game! Unfortunately, because it is now a Nintendo IP, they begin flexing their lawyers over every fan work, ever.
I wish there were more hours in a day.
Sure that is allowed but only thing is that the life expectancy will be a lot shorter than what it is now.
I wish that the shops were selling the old atomic fireball sweets, they were tasty.
You find a shop selling the old atomic fireball sweets. But they are indeed old and have lost all their flavor.
I wish fish sticks were easier to cook.
You can cook fish on sticks easier now, however you're only able to cook the stick, the fish stays raw
I wish I had the Phantom ruby
Granted, but you messed with time so much that the police eventually ended up finding you in the present and ultimately, you ended up getting thrown in prison with the ruby confiscated.
I wish Nintendo didn't have to take down every fan-game they see, but still had another way to protect their IPs.
Granted Nintendo won't be removing any fan game as they will be on a very low budget.
I wish the death penalty never existed. (Sorry for getting political)
Done! Death penalty? What death penalty? The death penalty never existed. However, its absence creates a chain of events that spans out through space and time in a butterfly effect that leads to all types of punishments to be banned, and all types of punishments being banned only leads to more effects that will still be felt thousands of years from now!
I wish that this wish won't get corrupted...
I guess the means the game is over.
Deletes Save file
New Game! I wish I could get my projects done in a second
Granted. You can now successfully complete any project on the second of the month, but that day is the only day of the month you will be able to finish anything. I hope you don't have more than 12 projects in a year to do.
I wish I did not keep typing the letter 'm' whenever I want to type a comma.
Done! You no longer type an "m" when you want to type a comma. In fact you get so confident you don't bother with spell checking anymore...
...but now you start to type in a comma by mistake whenever you want to type an "m"! Your sentences are now starting to have strange co,,a pauses spread out rando,ly in the ,iddle of your sentences. Too bad you don't spell check any,ore.
I wish I had found and joined this forum sooner.
Sure, you found www.lemmingsforums.net four years ago... but at that time, all that was there to see was a "404 - Webpage does not exist", so you never looked again.
I wish I had this week as an additional vacation from work.
Granted. However, you ended up barred from the job because somebody has taken your vacancy. You were out of work until the date shown in this post.
I wish I could see the world through a pair of contact lenses
Granted, but the contact lenses are nowhere near your prescription so all you see is a blurry mess.
I wish I worked at a company with better management.
Granted, but the managers always turn up late because of heavy traffic. Also, your only printer broke down today.
I'm getting so bored of drinking orange juice, I wish I could drink all the different coloured juices.
Granted, but none of those juices actually taste good. In fact they're rather foul.
I wish I could get motivated to work on Lemmings projects again.
Granted! Your motivation to work on Lemmings has reached a peak... but the levels you make during this never come out just the way you want them to :(
I wish I was in a (healthy) relationship.
Yes that wish has been granted Nessy, you are in a healthy relationship but you have to work long hours to survive money wise.
I want to get back to a normal life.
granted you now are back to a normal life
but Donald Trumps normal life.
I wish I was slimmer.
Congratulations, you are now a skeleton.
I wish I had a DeLorean.
Congratulations you now have a Delorean but its stuck in 1988
I wish there was a less time consuming way to make lemming sprites
Granted! ... but with this new and less consuming way to make sprites you make too many that half of the forum forgets what the original sprites were like which leads to a giant civil war on what the original Lemmings look like.
I don't wish for anything.
granted but all your random passing thoughts become true.
I wish I had money
Granted! ... but WillLem managed to find the Delorean back in 1988, accidentally crash it in 2020, and cause a rupture in the space-time continuum that caused the collapse of society therefore making money worthless.
I wish my voice wasn't so cringy on YouTube.
Congratulations, you've just been banned from YouTube!
I wish there were no hidden icicle traps in ONML.
Consider it done: everything but icicle traps is now invisible.
I wish Manchester United were as good as they used to be.
A: The current champions' starting eleven have signed up to join Manchester United! However, the club also had points deducted for administration along with other various rule violations.
Q: I wish that it would snow outside.
Your wish is granted : the Earth is now under eternal winter! It's very cold everywhere, everything is buried under snow and water is now ice.
I wish that a traditionally animated Lemmings cartoon existed...
granted animated lemmings is now one of the greatest shows ever animated, but its only available in North Korea.
I wish my new chair was already put together.
No problem. Your new chair has been put together, but all your other furniture has been taken apart.
I wish I had a pet ostrich.
Granted! Unfortunately, your new pet ostrich kicks you in the shin and breaks your leg.
I wish we'd have no more hurricanes this year.
granted but the weather drops to 10 degrees celsius and all shops run out of coats.
I wish my new chair didnt give me nerve pains in my legs
Granted! You discover that the chair isn't real *none of this is real*. You're living in a simulation. Once you know that, you're able to convince yourself that the nerve pain isn't real either, and you stop feeling it. It turns out you can 'turn off' pain signals, but there isn't really anything else you can control. You're fine with living in a simulation though, as long as the simulation is consistent... Then one day you find yourself carrying a bag of bricks, and you think "where did these come from?" And you feel an irresistible urge to stack them diagonally into a staircase...
I wish I had blueberry waffles with syrup.
Granted! However, you were served an under-cooked potato waffle with blueberries on the side. Also, you were given a massive bottle of syrup (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Syrup#/media/File:7-Up_Bottlers_Flavor_jug.jpg) which increased the price of your bill two-fold.
I wish I can get hold of the PS5.
Granted. Remember the yellow light of death? Hope so.
I wish for a Mars bar.
granted but you suddenly have no teeth so have to suck the mars bars
I wish I no longer got migraines
Your migraines are gone, but have been replaced with a condition which causes you to spontaneously vomit whenever anyone else mentions migraines.
I wish I could win a NeoLemmix level contest.
granted but your name is now ichotolot for realsys and you live in germany and no one speaks english and you don't speak german.
i wish someone would actually help me fix my custom sprites
Granted. This is immediately followed by a NeoLemmix update that breaks them all over again.
I wish for the Farter skill to happen.
Granted? hmmm... HNNNNG *skill select sound* im in your house
And with that, we are now in season TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *tpot intro*
Season 2 wish one. I wish i can do the Harvard MIT Piegon prank but on a bigger scale. (i must avenge scratch and the lady who did THMPP) for your info, the havard mit piegon prank saw an even where someone scattered breadcrumbs while blowing a whistle, so when a footbal refferee blew their whistle, thanks to hebbian learning, lets say, the feild did not last 2 milliseconds until the peigon pile was like skin, live stuff squishes together as it dies, bassicly avain lasanga.
i wish... people still cared about corrupt a wish
Granted! However, Corrupt-a-Wish no longer exists and everyone is left to wait indefinitely for its return :(
I wish I would stop procrastinating