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Offline GigaLem

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
« Reply #195 on: June 21, 2010, 03:58:47 AM »
A:Send out all of the airplains in the world And tell them to drop all the paint
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
« Reply #196 on: March 15, 2013, 08:04:24 AM »
(I in the UK are celebrating Red Nose Day today, so let's humour things up by playing this old game)

A: He decides to play croquet.
Q: Why are raincoats not made of wood?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
« Reply #197 on: March 15, 2013, 08:25:00 AM »
A: Because it obviously wooden work. *groan*
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« Reply #198 on: March 15, 2013, 10:17:23 AM »
A. The thread was sucked into a blackhole and it found it's way back 998 days later.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
« Reply #199 on: March 15, 2013, 05:07:35 PM »
A: Because they decided to get lost, those poor creatures
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
« Reply #200 on: March 16, 2013, 03:59:30 AM »
A. Because they never found such a food. Put it in front of the exit and line it up on the ground. Don't make a big pile, or they'll turn around from it.

Q. Why clouds never fall on us?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
« Reply #201 on: March 16, 2013, 08:09:32 PM »
A: Just to be different to all that boring gravity-affected stuff.

Q: We'll never know who stole the cookie from the cookie jar. But who put the cookie in the cookie jar to begin with?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
« Reply #202 on: April 01, 2013, 02:29:34 AM »
A:No one knows that either
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« Reply #203 on: May 23, 2013, 11:53:26 AM »
A: Because your house has broken down.
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
« Reply #204 on: May 24, 2013, 08:18:24 AM »
A: It's the 0th anniversary of that post! Congratulations! :thumbsup:

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
« Reply #205 on: November 20, 2013, 08:39:10 AM »
A: Depends on the weight. Hopefully they won't make the lollies too heavy. Realistically, I'd say 4 per lolly.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
« Reply #206 on: November 20, 2013, 08:50:40 AM »
A: Because he's in the closet, and uses a lot of lipstick.

Q: What evolutionary advantage is provided to lemmings by being able to explode?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
« Reply #207 on: December 07, 2013, 02:07:42 PM »
A: Dunno but evolution theory relates to Big Bang!

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
« Reply #208 on: December 07, 2013, 07:35:10 PM »
A. Because the level is specially built to interfere with normal brain function, thus actually lowering your IQ while you play.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
« Reply #209 on: December 07, 2013, 08:51:27 PM »
A. The NSA.

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