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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
« Reply #150 on: August 24, 2009, 03:33:28 AM »
A:  Make grammatical error stew.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
« Reply #151 on: August 25, 2009, 09:08:03 PM »
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A: A sensible answer which means something

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
« Reply #152 on: August 25, 2009, 09:13:04 PM »
A: They explode in a microwave.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
« Reply #153 on: August 26, 2009, 09:09:18 AM »
A: One, his name is No.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
« Reply #154 on: August 28, 2009, 04:54:47 AM »
A:  According to your post in Good thing of the Day, you.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
« Reply #155 on: August 29, 2009, 01:18:52 AM »
A:Yes becuase that was a great party last night
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
« Reply #156 on: August 29, 2009, 06:30:01 AM »
A: Did u meen "Anybody for SUPER stickers?

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
« Reply #157 on: August 29, 2009, 09:21:01 AM »
A: Because it's not bi*CONNECTION DIES*

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
« Reply #158 on: August 30, 2009, 10:04:51 PM »
A: Yes, I have just lost the game.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
« Reply #159 on: August 31, 2009, 05:52:28 AM »
A: The game.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
« Reply #160 on: August 31, 2009, 05:57:52 AM »
A: The game.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
« Reply #161 on: September 01, 2009, 10:31:29 PM »
Q:  Someone staring at a computer screen.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
« Reply #162 on: September 02, 2009, 02:44:14 AM »
A: (deep voice)A KEYBORD FROM THE FUTURE! *ECHOS*
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
« Reply #163 on: September 02, 2009, 07:16:40 AM »
A: Because I like grilled cheese I would take him out of the oven, onto the grill and eat him inside a sandwich for lunch.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
« Reply #164 on: September 02, 2009, 09:13:01 AM »
A: No, it's because you're a plank of wood!

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