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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
« Reply #120 on: August 14, 2009, 09:28:44 AM »
A: A Spanish omelette sandwich
Q: How cold is a boiled ice cube?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
« Reply #121 on: August 14, 2009, 02:07:14 PM »
A: At the very least, 100 degrees. Below this, it isn't boiling. Unless you're one of those people who uses farenheit, in which case, 77.339 degrees, because also the boiling point of water is different in Soviet America.
Q: Why is the boiling point of water different in Soviet America?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
« Reply #122 on: August 14, 2009, 07:40:26 PM »
A: Because Soviet America made a brand new substance and called it water
Q: I landed something in a plant pot. What happened?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
« Reply #123 on: August 15, 2009, 01:15:39 AM »
Giga, your question was answered, with the infinity sign.
A:  The plant ran away.
Q:  Where did it run off to?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
« Reply #124 on: August 15, 2009, 08:13:30 AM »
A: A place where it stayed there
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
« Reply #125 on: August 15, 2009, 09:34:17 AM »
A: Because they feel sick from too much acid, duh.
Q: How many lemmings does it take to change a lightbulb?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
« Reply #126 on: August 16, 2009, 05:10:05 AM »
A:  A more appropriate question is "How many lightbulbs does it take to change a lemming?"
Q:  How many lightbulbs does it take to change a lemming?

EDIT:  Changed wording to be consistent with previous question.
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
« Reply #127 on: August 16, 2009, 02:05:35 PM »
A: Your mom LOL.
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
« Reply #128 on: August 16, 2009, 06:40:25 PM »
A: Because you forgot your joke from yesterday
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
« Reply #129 on: August 17, 2009, 02:39:58 AM »
A:  They have invisible noses.
Q:  What is the answer to this question?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
« Reply #130 on: August 17, 2009, 05:54:49 AM »
A: Forty-two.
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
« Reply #131 on: August 17, 2009, 01:04:12 PM »
A: Fourty-two
Q: How much cotton wool can fit inside a speaker?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
« Reply #132 on: August 17, 2009, 05:00:53 PM »
A: Some. But not that much. Just some.
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
« Reply #133 on: August 17, 2009, 05:27:18 PM »
A: Turner.
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
« Reply #134 on: August 17, 2009, 06:03:28 PM »
A:  The combined value of a million of every currency known to mankind!
Q:  What is asd;l'kfjaes goijhgsf;bojadh;fgkljads ;lfjahwtpj qn;vakjdsfgads;lkj fkljighe43jihter?
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