Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

[namida]

A: Quadratic formula.
Q: What do you get if you multiply the quadratic formula by Pythagoras's thereom?

[Minim]

A: Too many squared answers.
Q: What do you get when you mix an old lady with a large tambourine?

[namida]

A: Barack Obama.
Q: Why?

[Minim]

Don't know. I thought you were going to say Salvation.
What do you get when you mix an old lady with a large tangerine?

[namida]

A: Snakes on a Plane.
Q: Are there mother flippin' snakes on this mother flippin' plane?

[Dullstar]

No.  The plane was deemed lifeless five seconds ago.
What is the purpose of competition in a market and why is it good?

[namida]

A: The purpose is to offer prizes to consumers in exchange for acheiving well in the competition, and it's good because it means we get free stuff.
Q: Does free stuff pwn?

[Minim]

A: Nothing's free in my shops
Q: What are the numbers on my invisible lottery ticket?

[namida]

A: 31. Nothing else. Just 31.
Q:

[Minim]

A: We'll stop if you want to, otherwise answer this question.
Q: What's the most addictive healthy drink?

[namida]

A: V. Ignore all those who say it isn't healthy.
Q: Do you drink V?

[Minim]

A: V for Vodka? I don't drink Vodka
Q: Can a lemming get through a Squeeze Machine?

[namida]

[No, V is the name of an energy drink!]

A: No, but 50 more can get past while that one distracts the machine.
Q: Do girls fart?

[Minim]

A: Yes! But some of their lovers hate it though...
Q: Is answering a question harder than asking a question?

[Dullstar]

In this topic, no.
Am I running low on ideas for stupid questions?