Random Game: Pie Craft

[Chmera]

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Hmm... I'll take the 'delete' key. REFERENCE TIME! AGAIN!

I check my email and find one that I don't like, and the 'delete' key to get rid of if. I say "PIE'D!" Instead of "DELETED!", bringing up an altered DELETED! screen that gives the password and location of a top-secret storage building filled with pies.

A kitten.

[Ice_Eagle]

I dressed up my kitten in fancy clothes. When my neighbors admired my kitty, they gave me lots of pies.
 
Fireball

[namida]

I launch the fireball into a nearby building. This causes the building to catch fire. I am imprisoned for arson, and during my stay in prison, I meet a guy called Joe. Me and Joe get released on the same day. We walk down the road, and he gets run over. Everyone thinks I did it, so I run away with the circus. The circus takes me to an imaginary place called America, which is completely unrelated to the real America. In this place, I meet another guy, also called Joe. I steal his wallet, and use the money to buy a pie.

A test tube containing Sodium Hydroxide solution

[Ice_Eagle]

Using this test tube of Sodium Hydroxide I threw it on a wall, which resulted in the wall melting into an edible pie.

Bacteria

[Chmera]

The bacteria cause a strange illness which makes people spontaneously explode, leaving a pie behind.

A spring

[Ice_Eagle]

I used a spring to jump onto the top of a skyscraper to get the pie that's up high.

Bubbles

[Chmera]

I pop all the bubbles, which happened to suspending a pie in midair. The pie falls.

A fake rubber lizard.

[namida]

I throw it across the street and yell "All your pie are belong to us!" Someone takes this literally and gives me a pie.

A "zig"

[Ice_Eagle]

I move zig so there's great justice. For some reason as I move zig a stack of pies appear.

A fake mango

[Chmera]

I put the fake, wax mango in the fruit bowl at the table of a person who has ordered a pie. The guy sat there eats it, is sick and goes to complain to the management. While he's busy his pie arrives. I grab it and run.

A dragon.

[Ice_Eagle]

I used the same dragon to steal some pies from my enemy's house...

A metal bird

[namida]

I make the metal bird into metal bird pie. I then use advanced technology to convert this to regular pie.

A Uranium atom

[LemSteven]

I use my uranium atom to fuel a nuclear power plant, which sends electricity to my house.  I use the electricity to bake a pie.

A grain of sand.

[Chmera]

I put the grain of sand into a complicated computer guarding a warehouse filled with pies. It gets into the computer's cooling fan, making it overheat and explode. I go into the warehouse and steal the pies.

Tree fiddy.

[Ice_Eagle]

I use this tree fiddy to scare people away people that have a fear of it so they'll leave pies behind.

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