Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

[namida]

A: The alphabet is actually only 11 letters. Some of which are repeats.

Q: What do lemmings do when they're not walking around a level anyway?

[Clam]

A: They post in the Lemmings Forums.

Q: What would happen if you put 60 lemmings in a Zorb and assigned them all the Roller skill?

[namida]

(Are people outside of NZ even gonna know what a "zorb" is? )

A: The lemmings would roll around the inside of the zorb, as if they themselves were minizorbs. You could say, in a way, that this is a form of zorb-ception.

Q: What if the Duck had walked up to a Lemmingaid stand?

[exit]

A:He would've asked for a pair of bricks(builder bricks), and the man would've threatened him with bombers.

Q:How come people are scared(-ish) of the number 13?

[namida]

A: http://www.neolemmix.com/old/levelimg/orig/0113.png

Q: Why not 2, 30 and 11 also, then?

[Minim]

A: Because these three numbers haven't been considered by anyone as "unlucky for some", and also, they aren't dotringular numbers. (or whatever the technical term is.)

Q: Why do so many sports grounds involve so much material that looks similar to lemmings' hair?

[Prob Lem]

A: Well, the remains from the traps have to be used for something...

Q: If penguins are considered as flying underwater, then do other birds swim through air?

[KOManiacJim]

A: I think it is because the air is water and the water is air.

Q: What if a lemming is thinking about safety?

[Crane]

A: The universe would implode or you get something like this!

Q: Where do lemmings go if they fall off the bottom of the screen?

[namida]

A: Hell. Or if they're already in Hell, then they go to Detroit. It's a South Park reference.

Q: What about when they go through the teleporter trap in the Crystal style?

[Crane]

A: They end up infesting New York City, along with Slimer, after Bill Murray's ghost containment system is deactivated by the EPA.

Q: Why do lemmings have green hair?

[Minim]

A: Because they either ate too much food with green food-colouring, or dyed their hair with chlorine.

Q: What if a lemmings level was based on a nightclub?

[exit]

A: It would be all dark and too hard to play.

Q: If only they could fly, what would happen?

[Crane]

A: There would be a lot of broken windows in London!

Q: Why the blue onesies?

[Mariachi Skeletron Prime]

A: There would be a lot of broken windows in London!

Q: Why the blue onesies?

A: Because red is tacky.

Q: How many lemmings does it take to screw in a lightbulb?