But he ended up puking the heaves out. Then Xan appeared using his spellbook.
"Hey, Lemmy," said Xan, "I have a Christmas gift for you! Look! It's a pterodactyl fossil!" "WHAT?!" said Lemmy. " That's right! I copied one from the museum!" Suddenly, Knuckles came. "YOU!" said Lemmy, "I THOUGHT YOU WERE IN SAN FRANCISCO!" "Well, not anymore," said Knuckles, "I will banish you to a Cheapo level, which is called Oblivion!"
But Lemmy ended up at home. He logged in the forums, but then he saw a new member, who was Rouge the bat. She's a moderator of the Off-Topic Discussion, too. Lemmy went in there and made a new topic called Two-word story.
DeadLemming2004: Today, as
Xon_Kreigor: we go...
Rouge_The_Bat: DeadLemming, we don't need a two-word story! We already have the five and three word stories! Now, I'll delete this topic, okay?