Okay, I'm going to step back, laugh at hydraboxwhatever for a minute or so, then continue.
(HARHARHAR OH DAMN THERE GO MY SIDES)
Now that that's over with...
Say God doesn't exist.
God doesn't exist.
Where did everything come from? Primoridial Soup?
Yes.
Then where did the Primordial Soup come from?
Chemical reactions.
Where did man come from? If man evolved from monkeys, why are monkeys so much stupider than man?
First of all, we evolved from apes unless my first year science teacher was very much mistaken. And the reason that apes/monkeys/chimps whatever have a lesser intelligence can be explained with one simple word: evolution. Brains get larger, skills get more advanced, et cetra.
Why are there still monkeys?
Because they haven't became extinct yet, funnily enough.
If there was an evolution with middle stages, why aren't any of those around?
Surely you've heard of natural selection, survival of the fittest and all that stuff? That should explain that.
And why has evolving stopped all of a sudden?
I think I'm going to go laugh my arse off a second time... evolution is an EXTREMELY gradual process, spread out over millions, if not billions, of years.
As for your miracles... (sound of mild scuffling is heard, followed by a roar of laughter)
Anatol, the day I come across someone who can part a sea is the day I set up bus trips across the Atlantic. They're quite clearly what is known in Scotland as a "load of sh*te".