Little story to tell.
Last night, my two bins (one for generic rubbish and the other for recyclable stuff) were nicked. Yes, bins. Why, I don't know. Anyway, moving on, next day at school some little worthless piece of shit comes up to me and says:
"Hawhaw, ah bunked your two bins last night! Auhurglhurgh"
(Translation: Teeheehee! I stole your two bins last night! Give me a kicking!)
Needless to say I was extremely pissed off at this point and tempted to make sure the little bastard never walked again, but I somehow managed to restrain myself and (unfortunately) let the scumbag live. So now we've had to spend about A3;70 on a new bin, and have let yet another worthless little twerp to continue to live and breed.
So, to quote a famous Flash series... "Antony Hawkins, you (and your family... and quite a lot of Sikeside for that matter) are fucking morons."
And they wonder why Scotland's going down the plughole X_X