One day, I confronted Miley Cyrus as she was trying her (not-so-very) best to improve her singing.
Miley: Wow, a blue bird! And you look...cool....
Ice_Eagle: Miley, whatever.
Miley: You can talk?
Ice_Eagle: Yes.
I then morphed into a human.
Miley: WOW!!! Uh...can we hang out together? I want to get to know you better.
Ice_Eagle: After what you did to Radiohead? No way, Jose.
Miley: HEY!!!!! THAT'S IT!
I'M GOING TO RUIN YOU LIKE I RUINED THEM!!!!!Then she sang with her annoying vice again. Lemmings came over with these signs:
In fact, one of the Lemmings, Terry, threw a Durian pie on her face.
Terry: Get out, now!
Ice_Eagle: What about that pie? It looks delicious!
Terry: You can buy it in that pie shop behind me! Run, before Miley ruins us!!!
So I ran off into the pie shop and bought myself a Chocolate Pie to my satisfaction.
A ruby the size of a hand