Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

[Minim]

A: Because the plank of wood is an expression for somebody being teased.
Q: In what other ways do eggs behave similar to lemmings?

[namida]

A: They explode.
Q: What is your opinion of cheese rolls?

[Minim]

A: Mice eat them without the roll.
Q: What name dos God scream when he stubs his toe?

[namida]

A: The same one that Santa, the tooth fairy, and so on, would scream.
Q: How is your mother?

[Dullstar]

A:  Fine.
Q:  There's a mouse in my house!  What kind?

[Fernito]

A:  Fine.
Q:  There's a mouse in my house!  What kind?

A computer mouse, unless you're browsing the internet just with a keyboard.
Q: If two plus two is asdf, then two times two is?

[Pooty]

A: asdf, because 2+2 = 2x2.
Q: If Heinz made a flying saucer, what flavour would it be?

[Dullstar]

A:  Tomato
Q:  Or would it be?  What are your thoughts?

Q: If Heinz made a flying saucer, what flavour would it be?

[Minim]

A: Beans, Cos beanz meanz heinz
Q: If you drink holy water and take a whiz on a vampire, will you kill him?

[Dullstar]

A:  Yes.
Q:  ...Or does it just mean the subject line messes up?

I fixed the subject line though, it looked weird in the posts thing.

[namida]

A: It can mean that, but that doesn't mean it will. It decides at the time whether or not it wants to mean that, and has the free will to perform either way.
Q: Are you like a boss?

[Proxima]

A: I am a boss (namely Proxima from Iji).
Q: How many roads must a lemming walk down?

[Minim]

A: 83.
Q: We are getting close to something. What is it?

[Dullstar]

According to my watch, 3:40 PM.
And how many seconds?

[GigaLem]

A:240000
Q:Lemmings+EEnE sounds+objects=?





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