Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

[namida]

A: An ASCII art image of Rick Astley as viewed by a person who's drunk too much and has 38 STDs on Fridays (but only 17 on other days).
Q: Did that make cents?

[Minim]

A: I'm back!
Q: What did I miss?

[namida]

A: Nothing, but you lost the game.
Q: When is a beer not a beer?

[Pooty]

A: When it's still in the glass.
Q: How many cans of lager does it take to change a lemming?

[Minim]

A: Turner.

Poot, you're referring to 3D Lemmings aren't you? Don't be serious in this quiz. You should have said Nuker. That's a skill which occasionally gives you 100%.

OK. Return to the quiz

A: Minus one. Cuz lagerz dont werk
Q: What letters are in the betabet?

[Pooty]

Poot, you're referring to 3D Lemmings aren't you? Don't be serious in this quiz. You should have said Nuker. That's a skill which occasionally gives you 100%.

But Nuker was what I was trying to avoid saying, because I felt it was too obvious. Then I remembered 3D Lemmings.

Oh well, let's forget about that.

A: uɯoןdʞbɾɹısɥʇƃnɟʌǝʍpxɔʎqzɐ
Q: What's that thing doing in my pea soup?

[Dullstar]

A:  Being in your pea soup, that's what!
Q:  What is wrong with this question?

[namida]

A: The answer is wrong.
Q: How big is Barack Obama's snake? And by that, I mean the actual pet snake he owns.

[Pooty]

A: Slightly larger than the Bush it devoured.
Q: What 'Q' R U?

[Dullstar]

A:  Some random species...
Q:     <-- You aren't expected to understand that.

[namida]

A: Dingoes.
Q: XKCD?

[Dullstar]

A:  Awesome webcomic.
Q:  Syntax error!

[namida]

A: Is that a question?
Q: 5 / 0 = ?

[Dullstar]

A:  Yet another syntax error, just because I said so!
Q:  BSOD or Kernel Panics?

[GigaLem]

A:nuking jiffy pop in the micorwave
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Q:Would you explode egg'ws in the micorwave
or a diet soda fountain in your house