Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

[namida]

A: It will get answered.
Q: Will it really?

[Dullstar]

A:  Yes
Q:  What is the BBC Code for "wink"?

[namida]

A: [wink]
Q: Why doesn't it work?

[Dullstar]

A:  Because wink is a smiley...  it's code is actually

Code: [Select]

.
Is that even BBC Code at all?
Q:  Why is the "cloud" a dumb idea?

[namida]

A: Because clouds can be shaped like body parts. Such as hands.
Q: If I have three fingers on one hand and seven fingers on the other hand, how many hands do I have?

[Minim]

A: Two. (two easy!)
Q: What is the short form of seconds?

[namida]

A: Secs. Hobos often measure time in "bum secs".
Q: Did the last coin you flipped land heads or tails?

[Minim]

A: I left it standing up.
Q: I did a science experiment when my flame went pink. How did that happen?

[namida]

A: Because of potassium chloride being present in an object inside the flame. Science. It works, bitches.
Q: Do ducks contain high levels of potassium chloride?

[Minim]

A: I think they have potassium without the chloride. If the were they should swim in swimming pools.
Q: Do you prefer dust, feathers or tongs?

[namida]

A: I dunno. Ducks?
Q: What's a dingo on a bike?

[Minim]

A: Bingo!
Q: What numbers are on my invisible lottery ticket?

[namida]

A: 42. Nothing else. Just 42.
Q: Do Americans eat ice cream on Wednesdays?

[Minim]

A: No, they eat on Tuesdays and Thursdays.
Q: Where is Maple Valley?

[Dullstar]

A:  At Maple Mountain.
Q:  A program used to browse the Internet.  {surprise, this sort of is a question...}