Author Topic: Extra Word Story (Read 66066 times)

Ice_Eagle · « **on:** June 20, 2006, 03:23:58 PM »

Let's not forget this one as well! Remember: after the last person posts seven words, the person after that has to start at one again.

Tables

Chmera · « **Reply #1 on:** June 20, 2006, 04:41:04 PM »

taught me

Mr. K · « **Reply #2 on:** June 20, 2006, 04:47:41 PM »

how to fly

Isu · « **Reply #3 on:** June 20, 2006, 05:32:06 PM »

high, so I can

Mr. K · « **Reply #4 on:** June 20, 2006, 05:35:55 PM »

say hello to Mr. Airplane

Isu · « **Reply #5 on:** June 20, 2006, 05:45:18 PM »

, who swiftly split me in two

Ice_Eagle · « **Reply #6 on:** June 20, 2006, 10:42:57 PM »

so I cannot move. But then swords

Isu · « **Reply #7 on:** June 21, 2006, 12:24:20 AM »

danced

Ice_Eagle · « **Reply #8 on:** June 22, 2006, 06:14:12 PM »

around my

Isu · « **Reply #9 on:** June 22, 2006, 06:17:21 PM »

shack, which angered

Ice_Eagle · « **Reply #10 on:** June 22, 2006, 06:17:44 PM »

the men playing cards

Chmera · « **Reply #11 on:** June 22, 2006, 08:47:32 PM »

inside it. Many mooners ago

(Deliberate.)

Ice_Eagle · « **Reply #12 on:** June 24, 2006, 04:45:57 AM »

annoyed the heck out of humans

EvilWeevil · « **Reply #13 on:** June 24, 2006, 12:18:05 PM »

who reserved the right to kick their

Ice_Eagle · « **Reply #14 on:** June 24, 2006, 12:31:54 PM »

Chmera · « **Reply #15 on:** June 24, 2006, 12:34:27 PM »

fat asses

EvilWeevil · « **Reply #16 on:** June 24, 2006, 12:41:52 PM »

back to the

Ice_Eagle · « **Reply #17 on:** June 24, 2006, 01:10:26 PM »

skies. "Goodbye, you losers!"

Isu · « **Reply #18 on:** June 24, 2006, 08:20:05 PM »

"So long, farewell, but I'd"

Ice_Eagle · « **Reply #19 on:** June 25, 2006, 01:46:09 AM »

Suddenly, a very weird water bottle

EvilWeevil · « **Reply #20 on:** June 25, 2006, 03:21:40 AM »

made absoloutly no sense in this story

Ice_Eagle · « **Reply #21 on:** June 25, 2006, 03:22:27 AM »

because

Isu · « **Reply #22 on:** June 25, 2006, 12:12:45 PM »

The guy

Ice_Eagle · « **Reply #23 on:** June 25, 2006, 12:34:00 PM »

was staring at

Isu · « **Reply #24 on:** June 25, 2006, 12:35:19 PM »

The strange shape, that

Ice_Eagle · « **Reply #25 on:** June 25, 2006, 12:37:04 PM »

was jumping from left to

Isu · « **Reply #26 on:** June 25, 2006, 12:38:04 PM »

further left, which was further than

Ice_Eagle · « **Reply #27 on:** June 25, 2006, 12:39:19 PM »

the right. Suddenly, the shape bounced at

Isu · « **Reply #28 on:** June 25, 2006, 12:40:12 PM »

random

Ice_Eagle · « **Reply #29 on:** June 25, 2006, 12:41:41 PM »

walls, floors,

Isu · « **Reply #30 on:** June 25, 2006, 12:43:01 PM »

and ceilings, one

Ice_Eagle · « **Reply #31 on:** June 25, 2006, 12:44:00 PM »

of them with acid.

Isu · « **Reply #32 on:** June 25, 2006, 12:45:17 PM »

This related to the time

Ice_Eagle · « **Reply #33 on:** June 25, 2006, 12:45:56 PM »

when the gym was filled with

Isu · « **Reply #34 on:** June 25, 2006, 12:48:06 PM »

grease, and it reacted with the Carbon

Ice_Eagle · « **Reply #35 on:** June 25, 2006, 12:50:17 PM »

I think that's five words you put there, Isu. I guess we're having way too much fun.

Isu · « **Reply #36 on:** June 25, 2006, 12:51:32 PM »

Oops! I thought I was on the 5 word forum... :embarassed:

EDIT: Fixed

Ice_Eagle · « **Reply #37 on:** June 25, 2006, 12:52:56 PM »

(I thought I was too, until I saw the mistake)

Monoxide

Isu · « **Reply #38 on:** June 25, 2006, 12:54:48 PM »

in the

Ice_Eagle · « **Reply #39 on:** June 25, 2006, 12:55:19 PM »

locker room. Then

Isu · « **Reply #40 on:** June 25, 2006, 12:57:12 PM »

The lockers started melting!

Ice_Eagle · « **Reply #41 on:** June 25, 2006, 12:59:13 PM »

Even the clothes inside melted!

Isu · « **Reply #42 on:** June 25, 2006, 01:00:58 PM »

So, the World Cup Players couldn't

Ice_Eagle · « **Reply #43 on:** June 25, 2006, 01:01:45 PM »

do any team sport games. They ranted.

Isu · « **Reply #44 on:** June 25, 2006, 01:03:15 PM »

Ice_Eagle · « **Reply #45 on:** June 25, 2006, 01:05:16 PM »

lightning struck,

Chmera · « **Reply #46 on:** June 25, 2006, 09:05:16 PM »

and they exploded.

Isu · « **Reply #47 on:** June 25, 2006, 09:23:39 PM »

Now there wasn't a

Ice_Eagle · « **Reply #48 on:** June 25, 2006, 11:49:34 PM »

trace of all the players.

EvilWeevil · « **Reply #49 on:** June 26, 2006, 09:35:11 AM »

Nobody mourned, which was good considering

Ice_Eagle · « **Reply #50 on:** June 26, 2006, 03:21:07 PM »

because all those players really, really sucked.

Isu · « **Reply #51 on:** June 26, 2006, 06:49:21 PM »

"Yippie!"

Lemika · « **Reply #52 on:** June 26, 2006, 06:55:17 PM »

cried the

Ice_Eagle · « **Reply #53 on:** June 26, 2006, 08:36:47 PM »

cute little lemmings.

Lemika · « **Reply #54 on:** June 26, 2006, 09:23:12 PM »

It turned out that

Ice_Eagle · « **Reply #55 on:** June 27, 2006, 12:36:07 AM »

these little lemmings are evil.

Isu · « **Reply #56 on:** June 27, 2006, 08:10:46 AM »

and had to be dealt away

Ice_Eagle · « **Reply #57 on:** June 27, 2006, 01:23:19 PM »

by using lots and lots of stuff.

Isu · « **Reply #58 on:** June 27, 2006, 02:24:17 PM »

After

Lemika · « **Reply #59 on:** June 27, 2006, 03:40:15 PM »

they were

Ice_Eagle · « **Reply #60 on:** June 27, 2006, 04:09:58 PM »

attacking the spaceships,

Isu · « **Reply #61 on:** June 27, 2006, 06:03:01 PM »

one lemming demanded they

Lemika · « **Reply #62 on:** June 28, 2006, 01:39:57 AM »

surrender their technology to the

Ice_Eagle · « **Reply #63 on:** June 28, 2006, 02:19:35 AM »

leader of all the lemmings. So

Isu · « **Reply #64 on:** June 28, 2006, 06:37:58 AM »

it was done. Though while

Chmera · « **Reply #65 on:** July 08, 2006, 12:58:20 PM »

someone ate pancakes, someone ate waffles.

Lemika · « **Reply #66 on:** July 10, 2006, 04:15:38 PM »

This did not interfere with the transaction.

Isu · « **Reply #67 on:** July 17, 2006, 10:13:53 PM »

With the Leaders newfound technology

Liebatron · « **Reply #68 on:** July 29, 2006, 01:23:22 AM »

, they did nothing, they were too stupid.

Lemika · « **Reply #69 on:** August 29, 2006, 06:07:57 PM »

Afterwards

Liebatron · « **Reply #70 on:** September 09, 2006, 11:35:06 AM »

, Lemmy was

Lemika · « **Reply #71 on:** September 09, 2006, 03:45:35 PM »

completely unsure of

Chmera · « **Reply #72 on:** September 18, 2006, 04:49:43 PM »

something about exploding felines.

Lemika · « **Reply #73 on:** September 18, 2006, 06:04:31 PM »

He decided to conduct some

Liebatron · « **Reply #74 on:** September 24, 2006, 05:23:26 PM »

experiments verifying that evolution does occur.

Lemika · « **Reply #75 on:** September 25, 2006, 07:29:03 PM »

He botched the experiment and proved nothing.

Isu · « **Reply #76 on:** October 03, 2006, 01:20:04 AM »

Lemmy

Lemika · « **Reply #77 on:** October 03, 2006, 05:25:55 PM »

stumbled upon

Liebatron · « **Reply #78 on:** October 04, 2006, 12:24:04 PM »

a diamond mine.

Lemika · « **Reply #79 on:** October 04, 2006, 06:35:06 PM »

He thought it would

Isu · « **Reply #80 on:** October 04, 2006, 09:13:56 PM »

give him riches, instead, he

Tim · « **Reply #81 on:** October 05, 2006, 12:52:33 PM »

launched the diamonds into space, and

Liebatron · « **Reply #82 on:** October 05, 2006, 10:15:35 PM »

they were lost in the final frontier.

Lemika · « **Reply #83 on:** October 05, 2006, 11:06:50 PM »

Appalled,

Liebatron · « **Reply #84 on:** October 07, 2006, 01:25:55 AM »

many sought

Lemika · « **Reply #85 on:** October 07, 2006, 05:21:05 AM »

advice from the

Isu · « **Reply #86 on:** October 07, 2006, 06:10:58 PM »

Big, Strange Witch-doctor,

Lemika · « **Reply #87 on:** October 08, 2006, 11:14:00 PM »

who was said to give

Timballisto · « **Reply #88 on:** October 09, 2006, 08:05:39 PM »

canned spruce wood to some random

Tim · « **Reply #89 on:** October 10, 2006, 01:30:40 AM »

lunatic who yelled "kill all lemmings!" Outraged,

Lemika · « **Reply #90 on:** October 10, 2006, 06:29:50 PM »

Liebatron · « **Reply #91 on:** October 16, 2006, 01:14:47 AM »

ate pie.

Lemika · « **Reply #92 on:** October 16, 2006, 07:02:26 PM »

The more that

Isu · « **Reply #93 on:** October 17, 2006, 02:53:18 PM »

that happened, the less

Lemika · « **Reply #94 on:** October 17, 2006, 06:29:04 PM »

they seemed to care about

Tim · « **Reply #95 on:** October 21, 2006, 03:55:18 PM »

the upside down world nearby. Confused,

Lemika · « **Reply #96 on:** October 21, 2006, 05:34:27 PM »

they sent an expedition over there to

Isu · « **Reply #97 on:** November 09, 2006, 02:10:53 PM »

recover

Lemika · « **Reply #98 on:** November 10, 2006, 09:14:21 PM »

the stolen

Liebatron · « **Reply #99 on:** November 15, 2006, 11:58:05 PM »

upside-down grail.

Lemika · « **Reply #100 on:** November 17, 2006, 08:59:58 PM »

The expedition was a

Chmera · « **Reply #101 on:** November 18, 2006, 02:10:19 PM »

total flop, as most of

Lemika · « **Reply #102 on:** November 19, 2006, 05:43:36 AM »

them descended into lunacy. The upside

Ice_Eagle · « **Reply #103 on:** March 26, 2007, 12:51:29 AM »

down grail turned into a piece of

Lemika · « **Reply #104 on:** March 26, 2007, 07:33:54 PM »

sand,

OneWeirdDude · « **Reply #105 on:** March 30, 2007, 06:56:21 PM »

made of

Lemika · « **Reply #106 on:** April 06, 2007, 06:39:02 PM »

some otherwordly rock.

DrLemmingsham · « **Reply #107 on:** April 28, 2007, 01:45:00 AM »

That rock was actually

Lemika · « **Reply #108 on:** April 30, 2007, 05:35:24 AM »

the remains of an ancient

Timballisto · « **Reply #109 on:** May 01, 2007, 11:19:27 PM »

pair of bifocal glasses. These glasses

Chmera · « **Reply #110 on:** May 02, 2007, 08:24:07 PM »

could also tell time. Without further ado

DrLemmingsham · « **Reply #111 on:** May 03, 2007, 12:51:51 AM »

Quote from: Chmera on May 02, 2007, 08:24:07 PM

could also tell time. Without further ado

Lemmy

Lemika · « **Reply #112 on:** May 03, 2007, 09:15:58 PM »

seized them

DrLemmingsham · « **Reply #113 on:** May 04, 2007, 09:20:03 PM »

And when he

Lemika · « **Reply #114 on:** May 09, 2007, 05:56:13 AM »

put them on, he

DrLemmingsham · « **Reply #115 on:** May 10, 2007, 10:09:54 PM »

saw it was 7:00.

Lemika · « **Reply #116 on:** May 11, 2007, 05:10:50 AM »

He screamed and clawed at his

DrLemmingsham · « **Reply #117 on:** May 11, 2007, 07:03:48 PM »

nose, and when he did, he bent

Timballisto · « **Reply #118 on:** May 11, 2007, 08:46:01 PM »

DrLemmingsham · « **Reply #119 on:** May 12, 2007, 03:27:39 PM »

Quote from: Timballisto on May 11, 2007, 08:46:01 PM

a

steel bar.

Timballisto · « **Reply #120 on:** May 12, 2007, 09:15:37 PM »

It broke in

DrLemmingsham · « **Reply #121 on:** May 13, 2007, 05:34:37 PM »

two pieces, and then

Lemika · « **Reply #122 on:** May 13, 2007, 09:46:09 PM »

fell to the ground with

Timballisto · « **Reply #123 on:** May 14, 2007, 10:57:22 AM »

a resounding twang, which was weird

DrLemmingsham · « **Reply #124 on:** May 15, 2007, 04:10:12 PM »

Quote from: Timballisto on May 14, 2007, 10:57:22 AM

a resounding twang, which was weird

So weird, that the pink elephants turned

Lemika · « **Reply #125 on:** May 15, 2007, 09:17:51 PM »

green.

DrLemmingsham · « **Reply #126 on:** May 16, 2007, 02:21:05 PM »

They started

Lemika · « **Reply #127 on:** May 17, 2007, 01:20:17 AM »

to twist and

DrLemmingsham · « **Reply #128 on:** May 17, 2007, 05:15:11 PM »

turn, which was weird.

Lemika · « **Reply #129 on:** May 17, 2007, 06:26:05 PM »

Eventually they all snapped and

DrLemmingsham · « **Reply #130 on:** May 19, 2007, 12:21:30 AM »

snipped, eventhough it's normally snipped and

Lemika · « **Reply #131 on:** May 19, 2007, 06:20:09 AM »

snapped. That didn't seem to matter, however,

Chmera · « **Reply #132 on:** May 19, 2007, 01:59:18 PM »

DrLemmingsham · « **Reply #133 on:** May 19, 2007, 02:58:04 PM »

they survived.

Lemika · « **Reply #134 on:** May 21, 2007, 05:40:27 AM »

How they managed

DrLemmingsham · « **Reply #135 on:** May 21, 2007, 08:04:43 PM »

to survive was

Lemika · « **Reply #136 on:** May 22, 2007, 06:05:40 PM »

a mystery even to

DrLemmingsham · « **Reply #137 on:** May 23, 2007, 12:50:28 AM »

the big, weird star-man.

Lemika · « **Reply #138 on:** May 23, 2007, 07:02:56 PM »

He studied them extensively, but could

Chmera · « **Reply #139 on:** May 23, 2007, 07:43:47 PM »

not figure it out at all, so

Timballisto · « **Reply #140 on:** May 24, 2007, 07:14:33 PM »

he caused donuts to rain from the

DrLemmingsham · « **Reply #141 on:** May 24, 2007, 08:49:02 PM »

purple

Chmera · « **Reply #142 on:** May 24, 2007, 09:15:12 PM »

clouds of

Lemika · « **Reply #143 on:** May 25, 2007, 04:46:56 AM »

hell. Then he

DrLemmingsham · « **Reply #144 on:** May 25, 2007, 05:11:35 PM »

ate pie. He was

Chmera · « **Reply #145 on:** May 25, 2007, 09:43:11 PM »

very fond of pie. We

Lemika · « **Reply #146 on:** May 26, 2007, 02:42:19 AM »

shall never know just how fond

DrLemmingsham · « **Reply #147 on:** May 26, 2007, 02:54:52 AM »

he was of pie. Meanwhile, Lemmy was

Chmera · « **Reply #148 on:** May 26, 2007, 11:52:43 AM »

DrLemmingsham · « **Reply #149 on:** May 26, 2007, 04:03:37 PM »

pie was

Lemika · « **Reply #150 on:** June 01, 2007, 11:03:55 PM »

really made of

DrLemmingsham · « **Reply #151 on:** June 02, 2007, 04:48:27 PM »

sugar cubes and tar.

Lemika · « **Reply #152 on:** June 04, 2007, 06:49:37 AM »

Outraged, he sued the manager

DrLemmingsham · « **Reply #153 on:** June 04, 2007, 05:12:06 PM »

of Pie World. He however, didn't

Chmera · « **Reply #154 on:** June 04, 2007, 07:36:34 PM »

expect the Spanish Inquisition to suddenly appear.

DrLemmingsham · « **Reply #155 on:** June 05, 2007, 04:37:17 PM »

Lemika · « **Reply #156 on:** June 05, 2007, 08:57:50 PM »

Spanish Inquisition

DrLemmingsham · « **Reply #157 on:** June 06, 2007, 12:50:24 AM »

was actually a

Chmera · « **Reply #158 on:** June 06, 2007, 04:40:07 PM »

entourage of dead lemmings

DrLemmingsham · « **Reply #159 on:** June 07, 2007, 06:39:33 PM »

that ate pie constantly. That

Lemika · « **Reply #160 on:** June 08, 2007, 05:37:40 AM »

revelation shocked Lemmy to the core.

DrLemmingsham · « **Reply #161 on:** June 08, 2007, 07:03:14 PM »

Lemmy rushed away from the scene, only

Lemika · « **Reply #162 on:** June 08, 2007, 11:48:16 PM »

pausing

DrLemmingsham · « **Reply #163 on:** June 09, 2007, 03:12:00 AM »

to call

Lemika · « **Reply #164 on:** June 09, 2007, 07:48:51 PM »

out in horror

DrLemmingsham · « **Reply #165 on:** June 10, 2007, 02:57:21 AM »

"Oh No!" He rushed

Lemika · « **Reply #166 on:** June 11, 2007, 04:53:35 AM »

out into the street, where

DrLemmingsham · « **Reply #167 on:** June 12, 2007, 01:34:34 AM »

the police saw him and rescued

Lemika · « **Reply #168 on:** June 12, 2007, 05:38:07 AM »

him from a fate even worse than

DrLemmingsham · « **Reply #169 on:** June 17, 2007, 02:22:02 AM »

death.

Lemika · « **Reply #170 on:** June 19, 2007, 05:30:13 AM »

They clapped

DrLemmingsham · « **Reply #171 on:** June 19, 2007, 09:33:02 PM »

so loudly that

Lemika · « **Reply #172 on:** June 21, 2007, 04:25:33 AM »

even the pink hampsters

Chmera · « **Reply #173 on:** June 29, 2007, 07:00:02 PM »

heard it on the moon.

Lemika · « **Reply #174 on:** June 30, 2007, 06:37:45 AM »

They chittered and covered their ears.

Chmera · « **Reply #175 on:** June 30, 2007, 12:22:10 PM »

And then, en masse, their heads exploded.

Lemika · « **Reply #176 on:** July 01, 2007, 06:35:36 AM »

DrLemmingsham · « **Reply #177 on:** July 12, 2007, 02:46:39 AM »

dissapeared into

Lemika · « **Reply #178 on:** July 13, 2007, 11:39:18 AM »

the sewers as

DrLemmingsham · « **Reply #179 on:** July 13, 2007, 06:36:16 PM »

India ate dinner. She

(P.S: "India" is the name of one of my kittens)

Lemika · « **Reply #180 on:** July 16, 2007, 12:54:51 AM »

realized that it was a

DrLemmingsham · « **Reply #181 on:** July 16, 2007, 01:35:58 AM »

Goliath beetle. Disgusted, she threw it

Lemika · « **Reply #182 on:** July 21, 2007, 06:20:53 AM »

so violently that its carapace shattered against

Chmera · « **Reply #183 on:** July 24, 2007, 09:07:33 AM »

DrLemmingsham · « **Reply #184 on:** July 24, 2007, 08:53:52 PM »

wooden block.

Lemika · « **Reply #185 on:** July 25, 2007, 05:09:25 AM »

Then it seemed

DrLemmingsham · « **Reply #186 on:** July 27, 2007, 12:45:31 AM »

to dissapear, only

Lemika · « **Reply #187 on:** July 27, 2007, 05:41:56 AM »

to reappear several feet

DrLemmingsham · « **Reply #188 on:** July 29, 2007, 03:10:24 AM »

from India. She ran to

Lemika · « **Reply #189 on:** July 29, 2007, 05:59:47 AM »

it and stared at it until

DrLemmingsham · « **Reply #190 on:** July 29, 2007, 04:50:50 PM »

it flew away. It buzzed so loudly

Lemika · « **Reply #191 on:** July 30, 2007, 05:45:51 AM »

Chmera · « **Reply #192 on:** August 01, 2007, 12:54:42 PM »

a dead

Lemika · « **Reply #193 on:** August 01, 2007, 11:30:36 PM »

chipmunk arose again.

DrLemmingsham · « **Reply #194 on:** August 03, 2007, 11:08:51 PM »

It ran to Timbuktu

Lemika · « **Reply #195 on:** August 04, 2007, 05:32:08 AM »

and started a business firm

DrLemmingsham · « **Reply #196 on:** August 06, 2007, 10:06:27 PM »

Eventually, he got bored and left.

Lemika · « **Reply #197 on:** August 07, 2007, 05:39:25 AM »

His underlings attempted to rule the world.

DrLemmingsham · « **Reply #198 on:** August 07, 2007, 09:26:04 PM »

Then,

Lemika · « **Reply #199 on:** August 08, 2007, 04:36:39 AM »

they undertook

Author Topic: Extra Word Story (Read 66066 times)

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