Author Topic: 3 Word Story (Read 70562 times)

Ice_Eagle · « **on:** June 04, 2006, 03:37:08 PM »

We're also starting those other old games we used to play in Andi's forum again.

A slow lemming

Mr. K · « **Reply #1 on:** June 04, 2006, 06:14:05 PM »

was run over

Chmera · « **Reply #2 on:** June 04, 2006, 06:35:52 PM »

by a unicycle

Ice_Eagle · « **Reply #3 on:** June 04, 2006, 06:40:50 PM »

. Then he was

Chmera · « **Reply #4 on:** June 04, 2006, 06:44:20 PM »

eaten by a

Ice_Eagle · « **Reply #5 on:** June 04, 2006, 06:45:56 PM »

big fat smiley.

Chmera · « **Reply #6 on:** June 04, 2006, 08:27:12 PM »

It ate pies

Mr. K · « **Reply #7 on:** June 04, 2006, 08:40:57 PM »

shaped like little

Ice_Eagle · « **Reply #8 on:** June 04, 2006, 10:22:36 PM »

cute crab cakes.

Isu · « **Reply #9 on:** June 04, 2006, 11:24:37 PM »

They Jacked up

Ice_Eagle · « **Reply #10 on:** June 05, 2006, 03:28:54 AM »

really, really hard.

Isu · « **Reply #11 on:** June 05, 2006, 06:32:30 AM »

Thus it imploded.

Chmera · « **Reply #12 on:** June 05, 2006, 04:08:27 PM »

A Bingo player

Isu · « **Reply #13 on:** June 05, 2006, 08:08:04 PM »

risked his luck

Ice_Eagle · « **Reply #14 on:** June 05, 2006, 10:57:04 PM »

to play bingo.

Isu · « **Reply #15 on:** June 13, 2006, 04:25:05 PM »

This had a

Mr. K · « **Reply #16 on:** June 13, 2006, 09:17:42 PM »

very miniscule problem...

Ice_Eagle · « **Reply #17 on:** June 13, 2006, 09:44:25 PM »

on the big

Isu · « **Reply #18 on:** June 13, 2006, 10:22:43 PM »

issue sellers, they

Ice_Eagle · « **Reply #19 on:** June 24, 2006, 04:49:17 AM »

are doing peculiar

EvilWeevil · « **Reply #20 on:** June 24, 2006, 11:50:53 AM »

gymnastics with their

Ice_Eagle · « **Reply #21 on:** June 24, 2006, 01:11:22 PM »

legs, arms and

Isu · « **Reply #22 on:** June 24, 2006, 08:21:27 PM »

unrealistically large tongues.

Ice_Eagle · « **Reply #23 on:** June 25, 2006, 01:46:37 AM »

The people squealed

EvilWeevil · « **Reply #24 on:** June 25, 2006, 03:26:16 AM »

like pigs, and

Ice_Eagle · « **Reply #25 on:** June 25, 2006, 03:27:46 AM »

ran in pentagons.

Isu · « **Reply #26 on:** June 25, 2006, 12:14:26 PM »

Then in Heptagons,

EvilWeevil · « **Reply #27 on:** June 25, 2006, 12:18:42 PM »

for no reason.

Isu · « **Reply #28 on:** June 25, 2006, 12:27:05 PM »

So people ended.

Ice_Eagle · « **Reply #29 on:** June 25, 2006, 12:32:31 PM »

But then squirrels

Isu · « **Reply #30 on:** June 25, 2006, 12:37:28 PM »

came and took

Ice_Eagle · « **Reply #31 on:** June 25, 2006, 12:40:01 PM »

the people away.

Isu · « **Reply #32 on:** June 25, 2006, 12:40:42 PM »

This, in turn

Ice_Eagle · « **Reply #33 on:** June 25, 2006, 12:42:53 PM »

, caused the people

Isu · « **Reply #34 on:** June 25, 2006, 12:44:23 PM »

to rebel, taking

Ice_Eagle · « **Reply #35 on:** June 25, 2006, 12:45:04 PM »

machine guns and

Isu · « **Reply #36 on:** June 25, 2006, 12:47:22 PM »

they started shooting

Ice_Eagle · « **Reply #37 on:** June 25, 2006, 12:48:43 PM »

all the squirrels.

Isu · « **Reply #38 on:** June 25, 2006, 12:49:45 PM »

But squirrells anticipated

Ice_Eagle · « **Reply #39 on:** June 25, 2006, 12:51:56 PM »

and chewed peoples'

Isu · « **Reply #40 on:** June 25, 2006, 12:53:52 PM »

ears out of

Ice_Eagle · « **Reply #41 on:** June 25, 2006, 12:54:45 PM »

their heads. "AHH!"

Isu · « **Reply #42 on:** June 25, 2006, 12:56:33 PM »

Meanwhile, somewhere else

Ice_Eagle · « **Reply #43 on:** June 25, 2006, 12:57:34 PM »

, Hammy the Squirrel

Isu · « **Reply #44 on:** June 25, 2006, 12:59:10 PM »

got news of

Ice_Eagle · « **Reply #45 on:** June 25, 2006, 12:59:46 PM »

the war between

Isu · « **Reply #46 on:** June 25, 2006, 01:01:40 PM »

The Humans and

Ice_Eagle · « **Reply #47 on:** June 25, 2006, 01:02:25 PM »

the squirrels. Hammy

Isu · « **Reply #48 on:** June 25, 2006, 01:03:38 PM »

sent his best

Ice_Eagle · « **Reply #49 on:** June 25, 2006, 01:04:12 PM »

friends RJ, Verne,

EvilWeevil · « **Reply #50 on:** June 26, 2006, 09:41:14 AM »

and Bob to

Ice_Eagle · « **Reply #51 on:** June 26, 2006, 03:22:28 PM »

stop the war.

Isu · « **Reply #52 on:** June 26, 2006, 06:57:54 PM »

However, they needed

Lemika · « **Reply #53 on:** June 26, 2006, 06:58:49 PM »

more firepower. So

Ice_Eagle · « **Reply #54 on:** June 26, 2006, 08:36:13 PM »

they got skunks,

Lemika · « **Reply #55 on:** June 26, 2006, 09:23:48 PM »

and loaded them

Ice_Eagle · « **Reply #56 on:** June 27, 2006, 12:35:30 AM »

inside big boxes.

Lemika · « **Reply #57 on:** June 27, 2006, 03:59:13 PM »

And then they

Ice_Eagle · « **Reply #58 on:** June 27, 2006, 04:09:07 PM »

launched them into

Isu · « **Reply #59 on:** June 27, 2006, 06:01:21 PM »

space using the

Lemika · « **Reply #60 on:** June 28, 2006, 01:40:43 AM »

clumsy cannons left

Ice_Eagle · « **Reply #61 on:** June 28, 2006, 02:21:35 AM »

with the squirrels.

Lemika · « **Reply #62 on:** June 30, 2006, 07:33:36 PM »

The damage was

Isu · « **Reply #63 on:** June 30, 2006, 08:35:18 PM »

minimal, although there

Mr. K · « **Reply #64 on:** July 01, 2006, 12:23:19 AM »

was a chicken

Isu · « **Reply #65 on:** July 01, 2006, 07:01:13 PM »

who clucked, which

Chmera · « **Reply #66 on:** July 02, 2006, 12:17:57 PM »

annoyed people. A

Isu · « **Reply #67 on:** July 02, 2006, 05:21:23 PM »

completely irrelevant thing

Chmera · « **Reply #68 on:** July 02, 2006, 09:28:51 PM »

happened somewhere else.

Ice_Eagle · « **Reply #69 on:** July 03, 2006, 10:57:55 PM »

Everyone ignored ice-birds,

Isu · « **Reply #70 on:** July 03, 2006, 11:04:18 PM »

because they were

Timballisto · « **Reply #71 on:** July 03, 2006, 11:14:07 PM »

becoming immune to

Isu · « **Reply #72 on:** July 03, 2006, 11:15:06 PM »

colds. They were

Timballisto · « **Reply #73 on:** July 04, 2006, 01:17:30 AM »

A scientific revelation

Isu · « **Reply #74 on:** July 04, 2006, 02:27:52 PM »

in immunity medicine.

Lemika · « **Reply #75 on:** July 05, 2006, 04:59:26 PM »

And yet they

Timballisto · « **Reply #76 on:** July 06, 2006, 03:56:32 PM »

were still stupid

Chmera · « **Reply #77 on:** July 06, 2006, 05:42:40 PM »

And dumb. References

Lemika · « **Reply #78 on:** July 06, 2006, 06:47:58 PM »

to strange rituals

Timballisto · « **Reply #79 on:** July 06, 2006, 11:48:46 PM »

caused notifications of

Chmera · « **Reply #80 on:** July 07, 2006, 07:20:26 PM »

insane Christians with

Lemika · « **Reply #81 on:** July 10, 2006, 04:16:08 PM »

pitchforks and torches.

Lemika · « **Reply #82 on:** July 15, 2006, 05:45:37 PM »

could stop the

Chmera · « **Reply #83 on:** July 15, 2006, 10:35:28 PM »

Something exploded. Nothing

Isu · « **Reply #84 on:** July 17, 2006, 10:12:25 PM »

uncaring from not

Lemika · « **Reply #85 on:** July 19, 2006, 03:49:50 PM »

caring. Some people

Liebatron · « **Reply #86 on:** July 21, 2006, 03:39:52 PM »

still cared, although

Mr. K · « **Reply #87 on:** July 21, 2006, 06:57:50 PM »

it was entirely

Liebatron · « **Reply #88 on:** July 22, 2006, 03:55:46 AM »

a new concept

Lemika · « **Reply #89 on:** July 24, 2006, 06:59:02 PM »

to many of

Chmera · « **Reply #90 on:** July 27, 2006, 02:16:50 PM »

the people. Somehow,

Lemika · « **Reply #91 on:** July 27, 2006, 07:38:52 PM »

they realised that

Chmera · « **Reply #92 on:** July 28, 2006, 07:44:27 AM »

they were stupid.

Lemika · « **Reply #93 on:** July 28, 2006, 07:15:46 PM »

Sadly, it was

Chmera · « **Reply #94 on:** August 12, 2006, 12:06:14 PM »

not as shocking

Lemika · « **Reply #95 on:** August 16, 2006, 06:36:04 PM »

as some would

TOG · « **Reply #96 on:** August 17, 2006, 10:10:04 PM »

sadly have to

Timballisto · « **Reply #97 on:** August 19, 2006, 03:16:58 AM »

have believed. Deutschland

Lemika · « **Reply #98 on:** August 24, 2006, 05:56:54 PM »

was doomed. After

Timballisto · « **Reply #99 on:** August 25, 2006, 10:38:50 PM »

figuring out why,

Lemika · « **Reply #100 on:** August 28, 2006, 09:30:40 PM »

they tried to

Isu · « **Reply #101 on:** August 29, 2006, 05:40:18 PM »

Ignore other such

Lemika · « **Reply #102 on:** August 29, 2006, 06:03:11 PM »

problems, and go

Chmera · « **Reply #103 on:** September 04, 2006, 10:56:17 PM »

to eat cats

Lemika · « **Reply #104 on:** September 05, 2006, 05:23:14 PM »

in peace. They

Timballisto · « **Reply #105 on:** September 08, 2006, 10:44:59 AM »

failed miserably. They

Lemika · « **Reply #106 on:** September 08, 2006, 07:50:40 PM »

decided to start

Liebatron · « **Reply #107 on:** September 09, 2006, 11:34:12 AM »

a lemmings forum

.

Lemika · « **Reply #108 on:** September 09, 2006, 03:45:51 PM »

It was a

Chmera · « **Reply #109 on:** September 10, 2006, 01:29:26 PM »

wonderful place, with

Lemika · « **Reply #110 on:** September 11, 2006, 06:39:10 PM »

much useful content.

Chmera · « **Reply #111 on:** September 18, 2006, 04:48:52 PM »

Then a jerk

Lemika · « **Reply #112 on:** September 18, 2006, 06:04:56 PM »

began to spam

Liebatron · « **Reply #113 on:** September 24, 2006, 05:16:31 PM »

, his name was

Lemika · « **Reply #114 on:** September 25, 2006, 07:30:54 PM »

undisclosed, and he

Timballisto · « **Reply #115 on:** September 30, 2006, 03:36:19 PM »

was banned twice :wink:.

Lemika · « **Reply #116 on:** October 01, 2006, 08:21:00 PM »

Finally, they had

Isu · « **Reply #117 on:** October 03, 2006, 01:13:51 AM »

to give him

Lemika · « **Reply #118 on:** October 03, 2006, 05:26:36 PM »

a severe handicap --

Liebatron · « **Reply #119 on:** October 04, 2006, 12:25:25 PM »

they only had

Lemika · « **Reply #120 on:** October 04, 2006, 06:34:14 PM »

ten hours to

Isu · « **Reply #121 on:** October 04, 2006, 09:16:58 PM »

kick him 5,000

Tim · « **Reply #122 on:** October 05, 2006, 12:45:06 PM »

times off a

Timballisto · « **Reply #123 on:** October 05, 2006, 07:27:25 PM »

small biplane carrying

Lemika · « **Reply #124 on:** October 05, 2006, 11:16:35 PM »

valuable mineral ore.

Timballisto · « **Reply #125 on:** October 06, 2006, 11:28:48 PM »

During a dogfight, the minerals

Liebatron · « **Reply #126 on:** October 07, 2006, 01:29:49 AM »

(This is 3 word story, not five word!)

"During a dogfight, ~~the minerals~~"

What will replace those words?
, the minerals ate

Lemika · « **Reply #127 on:** October 07, 2006, 05:20:22 AM »

all the precious

Isu · « **Reply #128 on:** October 07, 2006, 06:23:05 PM »

gallons of orange

Lemika · « **Reply #129 on:** October 08, 2006, 11:13:12 PM »

soda that had

Timballisto · « **Reply #130 on:** October 09, 2006, 08:09:16 PM »

weighted the biplane

Tim · « **Reply #131 on:** October 10, 2006, 01:22:43 AM »

and turned them

Lemika · « **Reply #132 on:** October 10, 2006, 06:30:53 PM »

into lead. The

Timballisto · « **Reply #133 on:** October 14, 2006, 05:09:04 PM »

lead was heavy

Lemika · « **Reply #134 on:** October 15, 2006, 03:59:28 AM »

enough to sink

Liebatron · « **Reply #135 on:** October 16, 2006, 01:13:52 AM »

in water. Biplanes

Lemika · « **Reply #136 on:** October 16, 2006, 07:02:55 PM »

are tricky machines,

Isu · « **Reply #137 on:** October 17, 2006, 02:55:35 PM »

so lead has

Lemika · « **Reply #138 on:** October 17, 2006, 06:28:40 PM »

unfortunate effects on

Timballisto · « **Reply #139 on:** October 21, 2006, 03:09:26 PM »

them. They cause

Tim · « **Reply #140 on:** October 21, 2006, 03:51:46 PM »

horrible deaths in

Lemika · « **Reply #141 on:** October 21, 2006, 05:35:29 PM »

most rodents as

Timballisto · « **Reply #142 on:** October 24, 2006, 07:14:26 PM »

propellors chop them

Lemika · « **Reply #143 on:** October 24, 2006, 07:35:25 PM »

into bloody bits.

Isu · « **Reply #144 on:** October 24, 2006, 09:16:21 PM »

This Biplane, However,

Timballisto · « **Reply #145 on:** October 25, 2006, 01:01:47 AM »

was different. It

Lemika · « **Reply #146 on:** October 25, 2006, 07:47:36 PM »

created blue flashes

Timballisto · « **Reply #147 on:** October 26, 2006, 12:35:33 AM »

from its guns

(What the heck? Blue flashes? o_O)

Lemika · « **Reply #148 on:** October 27, 2006, 08:10:57 PM »

and sent the

(Why not?)

Timballisto · « **Reply #149 on:** October 27, 2006, 11:37:32 PM »

bullets toward Manfred

Lemika · « **Reply #150 on:** October 29, 2006, 05:19:55 PM »

who tried to

Jazzem · « **Reply #151 on:** November 04, 2006, 06:30:13 PM »

obtain the rights

Lemika · « **Reply #152 on:** November 05, 2006, 09:48:47 PM »

to a weapon

Jazzem · « **Reply #153 on:** November 05, 2006, 11:25:21 PM »

which could sing

Lemika · « **Reply #154 on:** November 06, 2006, 08:22:38 PM »

so loudly that

Chmera · « **Reply #155 on:** November 07, 2006, 05:49:01 PM »

everyone in range

Lemika · « **Reply #156 on:** November 08, 2006, 07:28:38 PM »

would drop dead.

Isu · « **Reply #157 on:** November 09, 2006, 02:10:22 PM »

The weapon was

Lemika · « **Reply #158 on:** November 10, 2006, 09:14:41 PM »

known as the

Liebatron · « **Reply #159 on:** November 13, 2006, 11:46:42 PM »

harpy (the things in greek mythology). His jagdeschwader (plane)

Lemika · « **Reply #160 on:** November 14, 2006, 11:17:55 PM »

was about to

Liebatron · « **Reply #161 on:** November 15, 2006, 11:59:29 PM »

stall out, so

Lemika · « **Reply #162 on:** November 17, 2006, 08:59:28 PM »

he took a

Chmera · « **Reply #163 on:** November 18, 2006, 02:11:11 PM »

gun and shot

Lemika · « **Reply #164 on:** November 19, 2006, 05:42:31 AM »

himself in the

Timballisto · « **Reply #165 on:** March 26, 2007, 12:18:14 AM »

left index finger.

Lemika · « **Reply #166 on:** March 26, 2007, 07:31:25 PM »

The pain enabled

Timballisto · « **Reply #167 on:** April 29, 2007, 08:52:26 PM »

the stupid hamster

Lemika · « **Reply #168 on:** April 30, 2007, 05:34:35 AM »

to take control

Timballisto · « **Reply #169 on:** May 01, 2007, 11:19:56 PM »

of the controller

Lemika · « **Reply #170 on:** May 02, 2007, 07:14:32 PM »

and cause mass

Timballisto · « **Reply #171 on:** May 11, 2007, 08:44:37 PM »

controllage. The grassy

Lemika · « **Reply #172 on:** May 13, 2007, 09:47:29 PM »

field was full

Timballisto · « **Reply #173 on:** May 14, 2007, 10:55:52 AM »

of burning wood

Lemika · « **Reply #174 on:** May 15, 2007, 09:18:48 PM »

and straw men.

Chmera · « **Reply #175 on:** June 04, 2007, 07:41:22 PM »

Everyone died painfully.

Lemika · « **Reply #176 on:** June 05, 2007, 08:58:11 PM »

In the afterlife,

Chmera · « **Reply #177 on:** June 29, 2007, 07:03:21 PM »

many people vomited

Lemika · « **Reply #178 on:** June 30, 2007, 06:36:04 AM »

weird critters that

Chmera · « **Reply #179 on:** June 30, 2007, 12:24:03 PM »

told them to

Lemika · « **Reply #180 on:** July 01, 2007, 06:34:03 AM »

wear rabbit suits

Chmera · « **Reply #181 on:** July 24, 2007, 09:09:52 AM »

to scare schizophrenics.

(yay Donnie Darko)

Lemika · « **Reply #182 on:** July 25, 2007, 05:09:59 AM »

So they did.

Chmera · « **Reply #183 on:** July 25, 2007, 04:44:55 PM »

The planet exploded,

Lemika · « **Reply #184 on:** July 27, 2007, 05:42:31 AM »

and nobody was

Chmera · « **Reply #185 on:** August 01, 2007, 12:53:33 PM »

spared. Totally awesome.

Lemika · « **Reply #186 on:** August 01, 2007, 11:31:02 PM »

Sadly, there were

Timballisto · « **Reply #187 on:** August 22, 2007, 01:32:13 AM »

giant noodles eating

DrLemmingsham · « **Reply #188 on:** August 25, 2007, 03:35:36 PM »

donuts. Then they

Lemika · « **Reply #189 on:** August 28, 2007, 04:40:10 AM »

had a revelation

DrLemmingsham · « **Reply #190 on:** August 28, 2007, 06:49:41 PM »

about being addicted

Lemika · « **Reply #191 on:** August 30, 2007, 03:57:25 AM »

to the doughnuts.

DrLemmingsham · « **Reply #192 on:** August 31, 2007, 12:08:57 AM »

They ate donuts

Lemika · « **Reply #193 on:** September 06, 2007, 07:55:30 AM »

all day long,

DrLemmingsham · « **Reply #194 on:** September 06, 2007, 03:52:52 PM »

until they burst

Lemika · « **Reply #195 on:** September 10, 2007, 07:13:55 AM »

asunder from greed.

DrLemmingsham · « **Reply #196 on:** September 12, 2007, 06:26:59 PM »

Suddenly, crazy bread

Lemika · « **Reply #197 on:** September 18, 2007, 05:02:51 AM »

flew everywhere! The

DrLemmingsham · « **Reply #198 on:** September 19, 2007, 12:51:59 AM »

crazy bread started

Chmera · « **Reply #199 on:** October 08, 2007, 04:56:53 PM »

to eat people!

Author Topic: 3 Word Story (Read 70562 times)

Ice_Eagle

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EvilWeevil

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EvilWeevil

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EvilWeevil

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EvilWeevil

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